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Foreign Affairs › Re: Brazil: 400 Persons Arrested After Invasion By pro-Bolsonaro Supporters by samonak(m): 5:02pm On Jan 09, 2023

God1000:
Too bad, they probably learned that from US capitol invasion by the supporters of Donald trump

Bolsonaro and Donald trump have a lot of similarities

They're both racists.

Celebrities › Re: Porn Star Afrocandy Shares Throwback Photos Of When She Was A 'Good Wife' by samonak(m): 12:41pm On Jan 06, 2023

FalseProphet1:
One of the worst porn actress I've come across, but I stopped watching porn when I decided to focus on my calling.

I do have strong erections tho, especially when I'm conducting deliverance for all those ladies with big nyash, but I use to hold myself sha and pray.

It's not easy to be a Prophet cos Nigerian women would tempt you to the extent that your díck would start keep malice with you for starving him of sweet moist vaginā.

This I have seen.

Gaskiya u be Dan Iska. Badt guy
grin

Events › Re: Wedding Guest Captured Touching Bride Inappropriately At Church Wedding (Video) by samonak(m): 11:04am On Jan 06, 2023

I don't think the bride noticed. Maybe she was distracted by many people hugging her. I suspect the woman planted something fetish or blocked her womb spirituality.

Politics › Re: I Am More Experienced: Kwankwaso Explains Why He Didn't Step Down For Obi by samonak(m): 3:34pm On Jan 05, 2023

Afamed:
How do you want a PhD holder to be a Vp to an ordinary PRIMARY school ochanja/ Agulu/ Upper Iweka market to market trader?

Is a prof of international repute not currently deputising a "NEPA Certificate" holder?

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Called Me A Gold Digger by samonak(m): 3:41pm On Jan 04, 2023

siofra:
If you no get money, hide your face.

No more doing independent lady for me this year. I want to relax and be taken kiaroff.

I've suffered too much

Na ur kpekus go cash de cheque.

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Called Me A Gold Digger by samonak(m): 3:40pm On Jan 04, 2023

shantti:
Ur name come be karen sef

You just took the words out of my mouth, I wanted to respond until I saw her name - Karen! Such an entitled person.

Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Apologises To Fans For Late Performance by samonak(m): 3:29pm On Jan 04, 2023

OKorowanta:
The most complete Nigeria's number one artiste at the moment.
Singing Dexterity A1
Stage craft A1
Voice control A1
Versatility A1
Afrobeat A1
Reggae/Dancehall B1 (only jamaicans ahead)
But just work on your countenance,personality and change your dealer.

Don't forget Arrogance A1.
Burna is such a prick. Na people wey no know wetin to do with money, de go pay to be insulted.

Politics › Re: Ajah Policemen Caught Drinking On Duty, Abandon Work by samonak(m): 7:22am On Jan 02, 2023

Abfinest007:
So because they're police they should not drink again .

they shouldn't drink while on duty or in uniform.

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Politics › Re: Ajah Policemen Caught Drinking On Duty, Abandon Work by samonak(m): 7:20am On Jan 02, 2023

God1000:
Our policemen should be banned from taking alcohol while on duty, this is a disturbing phenomenon.

That police station needs a new DPO

Not only a new DPO but 90% of the cops needs to be posted out and the remaining 10% transferred at a later date.

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is A Cultist. Advice Needed Please by samonak(m): 12:23pm On Dec 30, 2022

Tell her say you don give your life to Christ and begin fom Born again. She'll get bored and dump you.

Politics › Re: Herdsmen Invade Ondo Community; Destroy Farmlands, Kidnap, Rape Women by samonak(m): 4:02pm On Dec 29, 2022

Thinkam:
APC foot soldiers showing love, I pity people should Mumu ticket succeed
From kagoro, to otukpo to ehu amafu to Ondo, APC showing love

Atiku is coming

Even if Atiku wins, ( which is highly unlikely) will the status quo change? Wouldn't he be still indifferent to the antics of his Fulani kinsmen?

Travel › Re: My Trip To Russia & Teaching Experience In Russia by samonak(m): 9:52pm On Dec 28, 2022

ifihearam:
How long have you been there so far?

Please talk on their girls..hiw far you don yanch?

Tow Tow kill you dia.

Family › Re: May I Not Marry A Woman Like My Mum by samonak(m): 12:33pm On Dec 28, 2022

daboy18:
Hmmm beating my mum never i cannot try that , not even in my dream sorry this your advice is not good

Not necessarily beat your mum,
but threaten her,U fit break bottle for ground or raise you voice or even charge at her. Let her see the beast in you, she go mellow. No TOUCH her oh! But intimidate her, she go pipe down sharply. It's obvious your head is in the right place for deciphering between what's good and bad. I like the fact that you still have regards for your Dad's honour.

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Crime › Re: Christmas Cow Kills Former Youth President In Bayelsa (Photos) by samonak(m): 8:22pm On Dec 26, 2022

HeartlessMan:
1-1 Last minute equalizer

We go to penalties.

I wanted to insult you, but when I saw your moniker, I had a change of heart. Learn to grow a heart and conscience. It's not sensitive issues like this, you joke about.

Politics › Re: Kukah To Buhari: You’re Leaving Nigerians Far More Worse Than You Met Them by samonak(m): 6:02pm On Dec 25, 2022

Emir01:
Kukah is a bad belle. Christmas/Salah days b4 Buhari has always been characterized by bomb blasts even Kukah will be in his house today to avoid bombs. Even you get screen b4 u enter churches in Lagos.

yes bomb blast don reduce, but can you travel from Kaduna to Abuja, Kano or Katsina without fear of being kidnapped? Even for farmers to go their farms is a tug of war. Or is it the genocide going on in southern Kaduna? The truth is that de insecurity under Buhari is worst compared to GEJ's tenure.

Politics › Re: Kukah To Buhari: You’re Leaving Nigerians Far More Worse Than You Met Them by samonak(m): 5:54pm On Dec 25, 2022

nedekid:
Are you better today than 7 years ago?

Help me ask the idiot abeg

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Politics › Re: Kukah To Buhari: You’re Leaving Nigerians Far More Worse Than You Met Them by samonak(m): 5:51pm On Dec 25, 2022

Dshocker:
Buhari might incarcerate Kukah before he leaves office....

he knows he dare not, except he wants a religious/civil war.

Politics › Re: Killings In Southern Kaduna: (Video Documentary By David Hundeyin) by samonak(m): 4:50pm On Dec 25, 2022

It shall not be well with Buhari and El - Rufai, the sword shall never depart from their household.

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Sports › Re: France Vs Morocco: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (2 - 0) On 14th December 2022 by samonak(m): 11:25pm On Dec 14, 2022

mrkings84:
By the power vested in me, I hereby declare Morocco the "Real Giants of Africa'

Giants of Arabia, not Africa

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Politics › Re: Rufai Oseni Vs Reno Omokri: Fresh Audio Transcript Emerges by samonak(m): 4:03am On Dec 09, 2022

Tutuna:
Will join many Nigerians to keep asking Ruffy what will be his benefit to threat a true man of God like Pastor Reno

"True" man of God wey de shine Ethiopian kpekus and abandon his legally married wife in US, is that one a man of God abi god of man?

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Politics › Re: Solomon Dalung: Aisha Buhari Now Wears Dress Meant For 3 People by samonak(m): 10:15am On Dec 02, 2022

casualobserver:
Why are middle belt politicians so treacherous? Babachir, Bwala and now this fool!!!

Are Babachir and Bwala from the Middle belt? Hmmmm, I never knew Adamawa was in Middle belt, thought it was in the North East.

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Family › Re: My Wife Hates My Step-Daughter. Please Help by samonak(m): 12:07am On Dec 01, 2022

Nwaotu10:
Supposing his wife sees him as a tough, mean and no-nonsense man, she wouldn't dare do anyhow, bro.

Ask "Tough" men like Dino Melaye, FFK ( well known wife beaters) how they fared in their marriages despite being tough with their wives. Na when you enter marriage proper na I'm
U go know when a mosquito lands on your testicles, you will truly learn that there is always a way to solve problems without using anger and violence.

Family › Re: My Wife Hates My Step-Daughter. Please Help by samonak(m): 3:57pm On Nov 30, 2022

Nwaotu10:
Weakling!
That's what you're for allowing your wife detect preferences in your own house!
A real man gives an order, and so it is!
Simp

I don't think you're married or even been in a serious relationship with a woman hence the Alpha male talk. Will he be in the house 247 to monitor what will be going on? You don't know what women are capable of that's why you de mis yarn.

Politics › Re: Herder Who Killed His Fellow Herdsman In Enugu Caught (Photos) by samonak(m): 8:32am On Nov 24, 2022

Chai!

Politics › Re: Buhari Misunderstood King Charles — And Burns Nigeria On His Way Out - Kperogi by samonak(m): 11:21am On Nov 22, 2022

tesppidd:
Farooq is one of those Nigerians who over estimates his own level of intelligence.

He would chook his mouth everywhere like he knows everything.

As usual he has chosen to read and interprete the motive of King Charles all by himself..

It is Ass lickers like yourself that have emboldened Buhari in his quest to impoverish and damage our image as Nigerians through his senseless policies and chicanery. Tell me, is Kperogi not being factual? How has our lot been under Buhari's lackluster performance this past 7 years?

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Crime › Re: Texas: Woman Sentenced To Death For Killing Pregnant Woman, Ripping Unborn Baby by samonak(m): 2:22pm On Nov 10, 2022

After reading the caption, I sub consciously knew it would be a white lady, those peeps can be so cruel! Maybe that's why majority of serial killers in US happen to be white.

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Crime › Re: Olorunsogo Bamidele: IGP Orders Investigation Into Assault Of Inspector by samonak(m): 2:42pm On Nov 02, 2022

DennisEche:
POLICE AND OTHER SECUIRTY AGENCIES SHOUOLD LEARN HOW TO MANAGE THEIR SITUATIONS INTERNALLY AND NOT RUSHING TO SOCIAL MEDIA ALWAYS

What do you expect them to do when the internal mechanisms is fraught with injustice and favoritism? In most cases, they're swept under the carpet and the victim posted out or further victimised for daring to report the issue. Going to social media is usually a last resort n often guarantees a fast response, since the back lash from the social media galvanizes the authorities into action in order to save face.

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Crime › Re: Olorunsogo Bamidele: IGP Orders Investigation Into Assault Of Inspector by samonak(m): 2:21pm On Nov 02, 2022

They're always 2 sides to a story, let's hear the DCOs side. That aside, physical assault on a fellow Subordinate officer ( a female at that) is very unbecoming of a superior no matter the level of provocation. But to be candid, most of the male officers are very randy and have no qualms bedding other females, whether married or not, and usually victimize the recalcitrant ones who do not give in to their advances. That's why I pity people that marry female police officers, cos their body count eh!

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Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Preaching At Redeemed Christian Church, Maryland, Usa.(video) by samonak(m): 10:57am On Oct 31, 2022

Hmmmm

Politics › Re: Magun: Ondo Politician, Honourable Olanrewaju Dies In Hotel After Sex Romp by samonak(m): 2:36pm On Oct 28, 2022

longetivity:
Wetin he go tell GOD now

Say de kpekus, worth more than eternity.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Rishi Sunak: 18 Things To Know About Incoming UK Prime Minister (Photos) by samonak(m): 8:31pm On Oct 24, 2022

Righteousness2:
Some crazy Endtimes arrangements is playing out . Unfortunately many do not see nor understand. Many are sleeping.

Klaus Schwab WEF/ Globalist in motion.
The Antichrist foot soldiers are taking position.
6uild 6ack 6etter in the white house
6uild 6ack 6etter In Canada
6uild 6ack 6etter In UK
Watch out as some crazy Deceptive Globalist control tactics will be playing out.

Live Ready! Be Ready! The Coming of JESUS is Imminent !!

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you. Rishi is one of the major proponent pushing for the implementation of the digital currency and removal of fiat currency in UK. A major fallout is that de digital currency is completely controlled by the government, and it's programmable, the government can control what it can be used to buy

Family › Re: 30 Years Old No Marriage No Kids, I Cry To Bed Daily... by samonak(m): 3:19pm On Oct 15, 2022

Katcall:
hope you're fùcking both of them. Cos Am interested. I fùck milfs for a living

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