₦airaland Forum

Ijawboi:
LoL.
I spend 15k a week.
I seriously no know wetin i dey use the money do.

bastien:
how dis one take concern Mr president?

Na him pursue them join cult,even before jona became president, cultism done dey..... it has tay.



Say no say,tell no tell ma'am

1stola:
gibberish

Eliba:
Girl pls workhard,save some money and buy ur self a car,stop being so cheap,when i went through this post,read all what people are commenting,i cried,i was speechless because its a shame and its also a challenge,he bought himself a car,YOU can also buy urself a car,get urself all what u want to shame the devil

mamosky:
Im a lady too and i'll be factual, 'he's ur man'. If dat means he's ur husband, sit him down and talk to him with wisdom but if he's ur boyfriend or fiance, pplleeaase just forget it. If i was a guy too i wont buy a car for my gf cos we r all human. Just work and pray for urs from ur own sweat sis.

1stola:
Haha!
you're so in for it bîtch.
So, u felt so bad to the extent u couldn't help but to involve my mom right?
Well, I don't blame you.
It is your whôre old hag mother and your useless drunkard bus conductor father that I blame.
won ni jeere e. oloriburuku olosho Omo ale.
After you have been used by many guys and they have all dumped your silly àss because you're now old, ugly and your prostîtution market is no longer selling, you are now frustrated and you hate guys.
E no go better for u.
You bastàrd product of a broken condom.
*spit*

Tabh:
Tha fu#k is blunderfull? Seriously boy,you need to pull a gun through the brains of whoever taught you English language.
I knew you were a dummy right from your first quote,not my fault anyway. I don't need to explain my post to you cos you or any fool isn't responsible for my being.
I don't blame you,i blame the stupid chicks who depend on you for small change,send them to me for re-orientation.
You keep mentioning biiiitch,dwag,are you on heat? Do not forget to say me well to my mentor,my most senior colleague(i mean your momma),incase the senior biiitch is dead,take a trip to hell and tell her one of her breeds says hi.
If this is the statement that hurts you,i still stand by it. MEN HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER WOMEN EXCEPT THEIR DiiiCKs. You in particular have nothing to offer any woman except being a "cry baby". Stop whining mofo.

Sweetlemon:
I owe you a plate of freshly prepared ekpang nkukwo.


Sad thing is that all these fish-brained girls here don't know it. They are here forming good girl. LMAO!

slex:
I dont even know what to say

elspycey:
Erm...*clears throat* your comment actually made me check you out, you've actually showed to the world the kind of person you are, your belief is that your body is all what you're worth and that is your investment....you're really far away from reality, just existing and not living....

Tabh:
Just one sentence and you are spewing this? I really touched a nerve,buhahahahah.
Now listen dummy,it is not every lady you see,you just open your dirty stinking mouth to say they depend on men ok? I'm for liberation of women,change for women and the useless mentality you useless men have about women. What do men have to offer if not their foolish diiicks,Devil punish all the men and their chicken feeds they call money. Isn't it demeaning for a dimwit like you to think you have an opinion? Shut up boy and take your lane. Dan banza kawai.

missEmjay:
Hahaha! Seriously? That's not wat I meant. Was just using my bro's case as a metaphor to emphasize that you can't ask others to explain personal issues such as this. Like asking elephant why lion has so much hair

missEmjay:
why are kiss topics making front page these days? Besides, she's the only person that can answer your question. Just like me asking people why my brother grinds his teeth. Its a personal thing na

Anyi3:
Check your breath

kosovo:
Terrorism is a crime, theft is a crime etc.. and they all get reportage in similar fashion..

Why does this make you flame? Is homosexuality the only crime in Nigeria?

You better man up

kuzee:
Mr 419: Hello, how are you?
Akpos: Fine! Pls, who am i speaking with?.
Mr 419: Ha, don't u remember me, who do
u know in London dat culd be calling?.
Akpos: (Sensing a scam & threw in a trap)
Ejiro! Is dat u?
Mr 419: Of course, of course, this is Ejiro, i
amEjiro, how come u didn't recognise my
voice?.
Akpos: Ejiro! Chei, you are a bad boy o. Your
Father died, you didn't even show up or
send a le
tter. O boy, ur children go pay you back.
You no hear of him death, he was so bitter
and full of curses for u.
Mr 419: (Obviously subdued)I didn't hear
o!. Iwould have come.
Akpos: Did u hear your Mother had
leprosy?. U didn't hear about dat too abi?.
Mr 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, i didn't
hear.
Akpos: Na wa o! Your wife foolish too?. I
neva hear from her since d two of una
marry without our blessings!. If Husband no
wise, wife no go wise?.
Mr 419: She is fine! I'm sure she'll get
across to u. I have an issue to discuss with
u.
Akpos: Enhen! Ejiro, you offend me. I send u
money make you buy me Hummer Jeep, u
disappear. When am i having my money
back?. U want make i curse you like ur
Father.I go pronounce wicked curses on you
o.
Mr 419: Dis issue dat i want to say is very
important.
Akpos: Shut up!. When u go send money
come home?. We sent u to school, clothed
you & sent u abroad. U don become 419?.
Wey won steal from me, ur own friend?.
Oboy, ur Father was right to curse you, you
can't escape it if u continue like this.
Mr 419: Don't worry, i will repay you ur
money. For now, i have an issue to discuss
with u.
Akpos: Hahahahaha, look here Mr 419, i no
know any Ejiro or anybody 4 London, i jus
wan teach u lesson.
Mr 419: Whaat! Mad man, and you have
been insulting and wasting ma credit since
morning. God go judge u o
**How Many Like For Akpos **

ayusco85:
Leave it for her so that anytime u think about it u will know what a fool u were. MUGU

eminentme:
guy u foolish,,,u owe debt becos of girl...u go do dat for ur mama?

gede7744:
some post on this forum heeennn......

l don't want to be insultive sha


next time buy her a plot of land in d outskirt of town and will it to her after u are married

130k for phone......... is ur love for sale?

vanbonattel:
TB Josh is above the law. he will be protected by the same impunity clause that protected adekunle and gowon. Killers always go free in Nigeria.

StarBoard:
The hallmark of a good scientist is the starting point of investigation.
This question shows you are in the right frame of mind concerning the I.diot in question.

permit me to go a step further and priclaim "it" a tiliapia fish.

Lives have been lost because of that mag.got called TB yet that organism of no nomenclature is typing rubbish. Should it matter where the deceased hail from?Why cant Nigerians reason better than crabs and lobsters?

YoursGEJ:
which one be he cannot come to court? Is he covered by immunity? Make him press him cloth and polish him shoe to go that court because anyhow wey him want do am, breeze must blow fowl yansh open

Chidexter:
you must be stupid, just read your comments and tell me if it makes any sense.