₦airaland Forum

vivaciouzz:
Can't remember d last time I saw a guy sagging his trousers

Are yhu still in jail?

1bkaye:
I had more sense than this at the age of 17

Story! Nai u dey open leg for papa friday?

elantraceey:
even if she's twelve why will she meet a man she knows nothing about?


My 11 years old younger sis won't do that.

Yhu shure well well?? Eeeehen. Oya give me. Her facebook username mk we try am first... U go just dey dey observe. I go dey update u as e dey go, nor fear.

DDeliverer:
If he says Buhari would win...You'll attack him!
If he says GEJ would win...You'll still attack him!
Now, the man of God chose to remain neutral...and you still attack him!

What is wrong with people?

Nothing sir. The point "we people are making is that he should just-shut-the-f*ck-up...

Did anyone ask him to go there and blab?




"takes a deep breath"



Now that's a rhetorical question...

Mitcheew... Rubish!!! As for me and my household, I don't care who wins. Let him who will liberate dis country for good win. Period!!!

Isiterere:
...tell us if you're very sure....


ALL IZZ WELL

Abi oo my brother.. Dem go just dey yarn anyhow. If GEJ win am, he go say yes, God tel am say na GEJ and if na GMB win am he go stil say dsame tin so make he just call d name if he belive im self well... Mitcheew! Illegal people

So, who be d president nao... Talk am or go find work do abeg... Cos I nor see any name wey d man call oo

Johnsinia:
hmm! U used to touch her and nw u wnt to stop! She will tink u ve finally join the guy association. Lol.

Bros yeee..., My fear exactly..., but I go risk am sha!

FriedPlantain:
If after reading her well written write-up, this is all your brain could muster, then I gotta admit your brain is as useless as the UEUE in queue.

Too many kids(mostly boys) in this romance section, one reason why I hardly visit here. You think I'm wrong, check out the comments made by all the guys above.....not one single intelligent comment.



Friedplantain

check bellow

crazysaint:
some are quite true, some are rotten lies expecially that sex chat of a thing! I often call my girl when we are not closer to sex chat me on phone atleast to pour out my cum and God knows i luv this girl to pieces, i alwys touch her boobs, suck it like is my last day xo does it mean i dont have iota luv for her. Oh God be my witness i so luv that babe.

Soooo, wetin u dey try to tell me na be say, u dey lick knarsh abi, like u dey suck knarsh? Chisos! I dey think am, hw ur face dey b dat time?

Thank God I saw dis. I will stop touching that girl.. I truly love her, I have to stop touching her so she don't think bad of me.

walexGodson:
I knw some sha,,,but y dat guy in left in OMO ad bon like dat?abi dem no pay am ni

He was paid and dat ws exactly what he was paid to do. Check again n u will see dat his uniform is darker than the other person's.. Lol

What about HTC?

these are trying times sir. my deepest condolences though. GEJ till 2019, so help us GOD

judajix:
hmmmmm first of all...in my opinion the guy isn't losing...he is still getting used to the new year aside the 2 years and February part.....but one advice I always give to guys is never allow ur friend become acquainted to ur gf for any reason....that shiit will always happen trust me it will....if u are willing to experiment it try it out and watch from afar

Exactly bros... Me myself don't even like getting acquainted wit my friends gfriends cos.. I don't want any nonsense.. I cnt sleep wit my friends girls so, d best tin is to stay off.

sibepoc:
I discoverd One of my closest pal whom i had lived with for over two years had sex with my girlfriend in his house. My friend use to have a party on the 1st of January yearly, after the watchnight service we go to his place to catch fun with other invited people. While the party was going on we decided to spice up the party by doing this game we all know as devil's basket, the game fell on my girlfriends turn and a guy was asked to touch three parts in her body of which he touched her bossom, her behind and another part in my presence, my girlfriend got upset and walked into the house(the party was outside the house but in the compound), i was going to stop her and explain that it was only a game that she should come back, she made a scene and got me angry and i shouted on her. She ran in this time around crying and with that act she almost destroyed the mood of everyone at the party. I left her, continued my job at the party(DJ) and my friend went in (he's fond of trying to be a nice guy to her when i make her upset of sumtin) to talk to her or whatever of sort. It was from there it happened, i wouldnt have known if his sister hadn't caught them in the act and told me on 3rd of January. I asked both of them and they didnt deny it. I'm trying to break up with my girlfriend but she's crying all heaven and hell her saying it was little of my fault, that my friend makes her happy when i dont and gives her more attention than I do but that she loves me so much and could die if i leave her. Pls note: My close friend and my girlfriend lives with me which has been since february. So please guys what do i do about this situation?

A nigga can f*ck anoda bi.tch n still love her nigga bt a bi.tch can nt f*ck anoda nigga n still love her nigga.. So, u can 4give bt dnt u 4get. It might happen again and d next time u might b more hurt.

Oboyeeeee!
Jesus christ and Lucifer go settle for only one day and together, dem go gather punish POVERTY and d PERSON wey talk say money na evil.
This and many more for in dah Mighty Name of Jesus, Amen!

bushdoc9919:
Eh...but in this case...there is a possibility that the child might be his own....especially as him and the babe dey still have their fun....irrespective of ex.

Ah know some people go consider me prude....but most of the time e beta one suppose wait until you don do the marriage rites....whether trado, church or court....before una dey carry babe go bed...because all this ''Na my pikin,no na him pikin''....I no get time or energy for that o!

U r equally rite bro... So rite!!!

bushdoc9919:
Then it is most likely you are....better man up and take responsibility.

Or tell her parents....get a meeting on....to confront her to tell the truth.

p.s-do you have any evidence she has been seeing her ex? Just because they live in the same town does not mean that they are still seeing each other.

Oboy, me n my ex dey f*ck steady. Leav dat tin, d girl stil dey run tin wit her ex abeg

IdiAmin1:
BRos, I understand your situation. I will tell you a bitter truth, just draw close. Firstly, your intended marriage, if you go ahead with it, will be to please both parents and not the "marriager and the marriagee" lol. On a serious note, be a man and decide on what you want. A girl that cheats on you to this level isn't your wife. Such marriage will definitely hit the rock and your parents will someday be tired of settling your differences. Now listen bro, a man doesn't need permission from anyone before he takes a critical decision such as this. Go out there and search for your God-reserved wife. After the food and dance on a wedding reception, only the couple taste the bitter taste of marriage and neither the parents nor the drunk guests. However, my submission is subject to review until I hear you are not the "impregnanter" of the belle

U are so right frnd but... On d other hand, the OP should accept paternity @least til d child is born n den go for a dna test. Its 50:50. The baby might b his u know

Orikinla:
This is what PDP government has caused for majority of Nigerians youths.
Made them broke asses whining over N6K given to a girlfriend.


This year I spent N300, 000 on charity and among the beneficiaries are a Yoruba Muslim widow, two Hausa security guards, a female undergraduate (not girlfriend), former First Lady of Cross River State Mrs. Onari Duke, Senator Daisy Danjuma, Akin Akinfemiwa, Chief Executive Officer of Forte Oil Plc and others got copies of a book sold for US$63 each.

Barvo!!! Oya go use am find work

cococandy:
OP forget the money. It is gone . Be more careful next time. And stop equating relationships to money and sex.

I'm sure you feel cheated because she didn't open her legs for you. That's twisted:

C-O-C-O-C-A-N-D-YYYYYYYY

veegirl:
Mehn....this niqqa is pained. Dont worry, when you make real money you wont get so pissed over trivial issues like this.
Poverty really causes so many things.

Shuurup joor! Poverty dis... Poverty dat... Na how much u get sef wey dey catch u?

Ennyhorlar:
I hate gals hu form! 6k no be money abi? how much are some private school primary teacher collecting? with 6k u can organize a birthday party ,a love cake(1k) malt 1crate(1300-1600)rice curry,pepper,maggi,tin tomatoes ,onions,oil(2000)full frozen chicken(1k) small chops(chinchin,puffpuff(500). ,,,,, so wat are u telling DAT its a small money?? with 6k I fit travel to any state in Nigeria,,,with 6k I fit buy London used bold5,curve4 ,curve 6,,,,,,,,,,,,,,AND WONT U FVCK UR BF HARD IF HE BUY U A GIFT WORTH 6K??

Don't mind d bi.tch jare.... na so u take dey know runs girls

This is exatcly y I dnt gv gals d exact amt dey ask.. If she ask for 6k, I gv her 1.5k because I know dat PETER n PAUL with SILAS n MATHIAS will give her too. So dat 2mao, I wnt b pained n b looking for how to get my moni back. U b junkey my guy. Just leave d girl.. And remember don't tink of anytin stupid to do to her or else, u wil end up hurting urself d more... The best revenge is to be successful. God help u and me! Amen!

VickyyB:
I'm not a mother. I am teenager too.

You would be someday!

VickyyB:
Shutup. Wayward daughter indeed.

You men need to control your stùpid manliness and wayward self. As old as the ning nong, he chose a teenage girl.

You are pained! Take it easy on him. I understand u r a mother or would be someday n I totally knw hw u feel. Seriously, dis is so absurd. D man needs to b flogged.

Kai!!! True True... Konji na reali bastard.. Na wa oo

Who cares!!! Mtcheew.. How does dis reduce d price of school fees? Nonesense

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The sincerest love of all is the love of food.
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Merry xmas MCOLI n a prosperous new year to ya

Truckpusher:
Thank you silkmoth33 she'll love this.

I hereby call on all my friends to join my truck ,we are heading straight for Sambisa where we would be paying Shekau a courtesy visit.

I don enter before.., but immediately u said sambisa, I rush come down quick quick. My calender say cross over na next week.

Pdizzle:
Y'all should chill, 150 is money to some and nothing to some people. Op its not about the value it's about how she sees it. If she thinks it's her right then you have to make her understand its not, unless you guys have an agreement on that or she tells you before leaving her house that she's broke.

Real niqqa talking. Thumbsup man