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ifyndy: Pls dnt tel me dat his penis is located at d baack cos I can't c d MAN in him.

ifyndy: Pls dnt tel me dat his penis is located at d baack cos I can't c d MAN in him.

Crocz: This one is short!

Chubhie: As a coded guy, have tried my very best to live a principled life. I once worked with a Boss-very well known. He had lovely daughters and female workers that were quite tempting with all the green lights getting thrown at one. I knew the rules that any female linked to my Boss is a no go area. He loved me for that! And I was entrusted to take care of his family where ever his not around. Have bumped most times into his wife and daughters naked. Whether accidental or by design I still can't say. But, I always look forward to their hugs nothing more.

sonOfLucifer: Every man needs a code. Just not this bullshit.

rattlesnake: guy code violation

GUYS DONT TALK THIS MUCH

Liability: warning: this is a true life story about me. It is also a bit long. Bear with me and read it till the end.


4 years ago was like a dream. But that dream was shattered by me as a result of my actions. To some extent i blamed mySelf so much i could still cry and shed hot tears. But on the other hand i was quite honest to him.

Still basking in the excitement and euphoria of my 18th birthday, i was still love drunk with my first ''official'' boyfriend. The one i could freely hug and kiss and dream about all day and all nite. It was pure ecstasy.

But a young man came my way, i proved beyond reasonable doubt that he was truely in love with me. We live in two different cities, but this angel in the skin of a man was ready to risk everything for me. He called me almost everyday, sent me recharge card without my asking him, somethings he gave me pocket money for my upkeep.

I saw the sincerity in his eyes but i was feeling guilty inside of me. ''I must let him know what is at stake here''.

The d-day finally came, we were strolling he made mention of his love for me. After he had had his chance, i told him that i had someone i love even though am beginning to like him.

He persistent and saw everything as a challenge. I did all i could to avoid him. A day came, when he saw me with the man i loved. He couldnt stand it any longer. He stopped calling me, no text messages from him. My birthday came, he didnt message me at all. I was too scared to call him. I knew he was heartbroken but i never expected him to leave me this way.

Till date, i have not seen him. I wish to see him once again to apologise to him. He no longer use the number he gave me.

I wish...........hmmmmmmm......sigh heavily.


Kenneth wherever you are please forgivel




Activate: Sine

NickiRoman: She looks beautiful ,Most. Nigerians are naturally negative am not surprised with comments above me.

I don't get how you can hate someone you don't know personally. SMH.

valmunich: Na me fit die on top ur matter forget wizzy
Last week u no hear say I die for lizzy
I fit vex die again for you this week

Briareos: Evil has no gender, dear friend. Remind me of the gender of these people?


1- Talat Pasha ( Grand Vizier of the Sultan in the Ottoman empire from 1917 to 1918) - Talat declared an order to wipe out the Armenian race.  People were whipped, tortured, robbed, raped and killed.  All of the Armenians were forced into concentration camps.

2 - Osama bin Laden was an Islamic terrorist leader that lead the terrorist organization called the Al-Qaeda.  He is responsible for the 9-11 attack, which injured more than 6,000 and killed about 3,000. 

3 - Kim Il Sung - He was dictator of North Korea from 1948 to 1972.  Kim Il Sung started the Korean War, which killed 3 million people.  After the war, he brainwashed the people of North Korea into idolizing him, even though he made the country a lot worse than it was before.

4 - Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini - He was the religious leader of Iran from 1979 to 1989.  He was also the leader of the 1979 Iranian Revolution, which killed 3,000 to 60,000 people.

5 - Emperor Hirohito - He was emperor of Japan from 1926 to 1989. He committed the war crime called The Rape of Nanking which killed 300,000.  He ordered every Chinese war prisoner to be killed.  About 200,000 women were sexually assaulted.  Husbands were sometimes forced to rape their wives and daughters.


6 - Nero - He was Rome’s 5th emperor from AD 54 to AD 68.  He brought the Roman Empire to ruin.  He burned entire cities.  He murdered thousands of people including his aunt, stepsister, ex-wife, mother, wife and adoptive brother.  


7 - And my favorite villain - Ghengis Khan - He was Khan of the Mongolian Empire from 1206 to 1227. He and his army destroyed countless numbers of cities, solders, civilians and children.  People were killed  by having molten metal and silver poured into their eyes and ears. In one massacre alone, 700,000 people were killed. 


8 - Leopold II of Belgium. I dont think I need to talk about this evil being and his atrocities in Congo.


9. Idi Amin
10. Sanni Abacha
11. Adolf Hitler
12. Joseph Stalin
13. Pol Pot
14. Etc etc


Now these are real "EVIL" in human form. Whats their gender again?

Blockus: I guess I understand you now.. And its all good bro.


ALL the best with your kids.

Blockus: What does your wife have to do to be said to have hussled with you?

Blockus: Why?!



So you trust your fortunes with your kids more than with your wife who hussled with you?!

Pancho01: for your dreams abi

scantee: Madrid is that a team? bunch of overated rats....

Vicjay1: Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit. - Erigga.

rozzay: . I reject it IJN. Every Man dat wants to eat my money fall down nd die by fire. Die die die die. IJN!!

prettythicksme: chaiii imagine guys giving 300 to a Lady for what abeg

Truckpusher: 500k and I bet you that asss is mine for life.

evegran: Smh! Broke asses!

mstik: I can believe this. At least for men. When men cheat, they are not emotionally attached to the girl they cheat with. It's just having sex , for them and they feel nothing for the person they sleep with.

queensenglish91: David said that. Why did he have armies and guards?

Kalvan: Amazing.

Next up: the myth, the falsehoods, the bible.

If only I could go back in time and burn that book and its writers.

YoursGEJ: O boy see as you want take buy first class ticket to hell fire. Please all nairalanders join me to pray for this man's soul.

tbagjames: The question that annoys me is, ''Are you on 2go''. 2go is dead.

priscaoge: Hahahhahahaha the man de provoke u ni

standd: I totally agree with No. 3
The greatest gift of womanhood is the gift of intuition. Sadly, most women underplay it.
If a man loves you, you will know.
Though a lot of people are not into relationships for love this days.

priscaoge: Chaiiii! Ndi ichorom ka ichoro nwam

What a shameful n disgusting show. To think that a woman will encourage her 17yr old girl to start dating around is uncalled for not to talk about sharing ONE man with her daughter oh! What a world


Ufodu umunwayi emebiela uwa nkea Chineke kerechara gozie!






In my next world (If re-incarnation is real) my MUM will always be my MUM!!!