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Michaelfucker:
What are the two things you can never engage in?
I can never engage in Doing drugs and Smoking.
Share yours.

I can never have party with a babe when another guy is involved.


Pls why is nairaland repeatedly asking me to login everytime?

1000trillion:
Go and open your own forum

u answered him right

lilvicky68:
You have made the mistake..live with it..police no go listen to you unless you wan waste more money..next time you go shine your eyes well..na you know the hidden business you dey do with your clients wey you no wan use your account..

God bless you. No mind that guyman. For this age, u dey send money u nor dey verify. The money wasn't that important to him, if it was, he go truly shine im eyes like your statement. Yeye people, he better forget that money. Nothing go come out abi he never hear say NO MONEY ON GROUND?

Harmony92:
Some names have a way of sticking to their bearers life style till today I still ask my parents y dey named me Endurance Cos am too quite n calm for my liking n people are taking advantage of it

You're my speck. Can i send a PM?

"A gift from God and I will cherish you for life. Biggest Miracle.. A boy"


A caption that insinuated that the baby is Hers.... Social media has really altered some people's brains

Bro, she still didn't specify. You read your own meaning towards another direction... So everyone is right and wrong at thesame time. Bottomline, what she said wasn't bad, she didn't state that the picture is her child. So make una calm dowm

advanceDNA:
Exactly ...Reno is a man that always sits on the table if morality and religion.....to correct u I ddnt tackle Reno becos he was neutral, I tackled Reno because he’s claiming he doesn’t know if having many wives is wrong because the Bible didn’t mention it word for word....

..how could he say he doesn’t know if what tramples on the rights of a woman is wrong just because the Bible ddnt say specifically....

Heck...will he say he doesn’t know if p0rn, cocaine, etc is a wrong becos the Bible ddnt say.?

That’s why I brought my point from the angle of humanity....1st becos reno is human...and also a pastor..he could have answered from either angle...But he pretended to be in the fence...

Secondly u were saying I should give a bible verse or shut up...why should I have to give a bible verse to determine what’s wrong....every isn’t written in the Bible ....??

But if u feel I have not point..well everyone is entitled to their opinion

Bro, very nice response. Na true yarnings

Righteousness2:
Bro Reno, GOD is not an author of Confusion!the Scripture is clear on that


Male and Female!
Not Male and Females
Not Females and Male.


Cleave to his wife not to His wives!


Let's not Deceive ourselves!It is pure Adultery!
Leave Father Abramham!
Leave King David!
There are things GOD tolerated with them that HE will not Tolerate with us. We must be careful with what we say!

Shet up guy... Ur answer is no different from Reno's u succeeded in reading your own meaning to what u understood by the scripture which for me, ya all are same guy

ayatt:


the poster above, you can lick burna's ass without sounding daft.

Very daft. The guy is always daft.

If I'm to speak my mind, if you ask me, the number is two small.

Rest in piss to them tho.

BadRadio:
chai !!!

Better...

BadRadio:
[s][/s]... and who is this earthworm crawling upandan??

Shurrup brah. U b mushi

BadRadio:
shut up ! I am one of the gatekeepers of nairaland... learn to watch your mouth before I kick your teeth down your throat.

Shut up. Do whatever ever you wish. Whatever it is, it won't put food on my table. And there are other platforms i engage in just like Nairaland to have a great day. U disrespected him, u expect him to be cool with it. Now he was sacarstic and you're angry. Block him na, even block me too. Who cares, i don tell you, i don tell you be that. People like u disgust me. Your kind can't even take a sip from their own cup of medicine. Entitled fo....olish man, is the owner of Nairaland not a man like you? You're a gate keeper of this forum, i agree. But just remember say na person sef get the forum. Ekpa shi sha..... I ha.te bullies..

Just so you know, whatever you do won't remove food from my table too. Na here e end. Mon.key!

After una go dey cos government and u lots are not different from the oppressors.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Tattooing a penaldo on your thigh is dog shiit

Bro you're a f..ool

BUSHYANUS:
Pray worst thing doesn't come on. U are joking with my ordeal?

Ehn? You dey ask am? You're very mad. Very very stupid. U never see anything. I really wish she succeed in eloping. Na ur type dey make girls spoil so. Fowl!

Kobicove:
The guy uses the Hollandia yoghurt to replace what he lost during the escapade

All i have to say is that, without facts, you must remain silent.

Supreme01:
Hello Good people,
Please help me out of depression right now.

Earlier these month, great opportunity showed up, I was to assembly foreign equipment for one big politician in my state. The architect that got the contract contacted me as an engineer, we went to the site, take the measurement, ready to kick start the work. We've negotiated the price, you know Nigerians most demand for cut, which we agreed certain percentage.

4 days to the date set for the money to be transferred, she stop picking my calls, stop answering my chat on whatsapp.

Before then she'll be calling to ask if I'll be able to fix the equipments, she'll ask me questions like; how are you going to do it, what an what will you need, how many workers will work with you etc.

The guy that connected me with her happens to be a friend. I was updating this guy on every progress. At a point this woman start passing information through this guy to me. I was wandering, why can't she call me direct.

To cut the whole story, The woman went an gather some people including the guy to do the work, after all my efforts.

Ever since I finished my training 3yrs ago, have not gotten some thing to do an this job will have being good break through for me to get my own place. My rent's about to expire, difficult to feed etc.

I've never cry my entire life like this, for the past 5days I've being indoors because no job.

I'm really depressed. I've tried every thing to get it off my mind but no way. Never had this experience.
Please pray for me.
mode please help move to front package for me.

Too much capping capping na lie lie.

I wish you well bro.

What if her death was a result of a misdemeanor, one of her parent did and got cursed for?

Just what if?!

Anyways, RIP!

Okay, my seniors and juniors listen.

For example, my OG bash my car and he secretly fix am, we are done for life. We can no longer be friends. I'm sorry.

Tell me about it, i will be upset (it's the human part of me) but either i fix it or we fix it. Na so e just be. Dem nor dey kill person put.

Fix my car for my back, and stand to loose our friendship.

Oga OP, tell your guy if you value una friendship.

Chapter1vs6:
Says a man so spiritual to the extent that he is confused about worshipping Christ or worshipping women

Baba you dey talk. Maximum respect from this end. Ignore that guy, he lack orientation.

Job 5:12
(nkjv)

He frustrates the devices of the crafty, so that their hands can not carry out their plans.

God get orientation sha!

Let me just say this. If he had proposed to his gf in the house, all these would have been post poned. Abeg! I dey vex


Journey well sir... I hope you're in a better place.

Kyase:
For those that dont know...
This is how the table is looking like....
Do the math

Which dirty maths. Anything can happen. Liverpool played everything and on a norms, Liverpool suppose win. Man city can also have a bad game. Its 50/50... Forget

Mandela27:
Lols,if u try to change,you'll lose her.Be the real u,that's who she loves.

Thanks Chief. I will bear that in mind.

DaddyRochie1642:
Listen Closely lemme tell you a secret,

You said you don't want her to be ashamed of you because you smoke,

Believe this or not,.... If you smoke and you take very good care of yourself, you are neat from head to toe, you dress well and smart,( even if your clothes are cheap), you smell nice, you have good Dentition, you think, behave and act matured and you have good social skills( ability to interact excellently with people), you know your priorities and you know your set goals and you're obviously and visibly striving to achieve those your goals, ... Females have this tendency to respect you more as long as you display your qualities I listed above because Africa here have this Cursed mentality that weed smokers are irresponsible and useless.

So if you possess those qualities I listed above, in the process you have indirectly showed and you've also indirectly proven to her that there are indeed weed smokers who are absolutely responsible individuals even though the smoke and He knows fully well what he wants in Life and he's focused on achieving his goals even though he smokes,... trust me, her love and Respect for you will tripple because you've just proven her wrong and you've also proven to her that there are responsible weed smokers. (Mind you, she will not tell you these).

I don't care if you believe what I wrote, I said this without Remorse.

I'm neat, I'm coordinated. As a matter of fact, looking good is a business to me and a priority. My dress sense is up to per, i believe what you wrote, because i do behave myself Outside and i have an excellent interacting skills. As a matter of fact, we started being friends when i started giving her advise on some school stuffs and friends around her. So yes, i believe you. Thanks again.

ValCon888:
I don't want to talk about the love aspect. But one thing I do know is that she can be a positive influence in your life if you let her. I'm not saying weed is a bad thing. That's a matter of perspective. But her presence is helping you stop those habits which your subconscious thinks is bad.
I don't know if you're in love but I know she can improve your life.

Thanks very much. I appreciate this �

Good day everyone!

I will keep this as short as possible. Please i need your help and opinions.

I gave up on love long ago, i just live my cool life, do my hussle, afford what i can, no worries over what i can't, get laid once in a while, no room for love matters as I'm very insecure due to previous bad experiences with women.

So came this babe, she's not very very beautiful and in fact not my spec but some how, we started like friends and in fact, i told her I'm not interested in any relationship. And that we should just be friends. So she agreed, but as time goes on, she opened up that she likes me but she don't want to date me, she just want a fling with me.

Note, she knows I'm smoking, because she has seen me with some few friends in the neighborhood smoking together. She seems not to have a problem with it.

We have not made love yet, and i am intentionally keeping it that way because i just want to be friends with her and even if we will date, we need time to get to know each other.

Now, i discovered that i know longer smoke outside anymore, and whenever she comes around, i dont do it too in my sitting room. If i must, i go to my bathroom, (i only smoke weed). I do this because i don't want her to be ashamed of me, (i dunno) and as for not smoking in the house, i don't want her to come to my place and my whole sitting room is all smokey.

So, could it be I'm falling in love with her or what is the reason or reasons for this new lifestyle of mine.

Should i get on a serious relationship with her? Could she be the one?

Thank you for your anticipated responses!

Y'all complaining about the car should chill.

I have a very rich uncle who wanted to get his wife an expensive car, the woman refused. She insisted that she must settle for a Toyota spider. Her reason was that what if the car breakdown while the husband is away, (cos his work is all this chevron people that will travel for a while)

Some people prefer those cars due to the maintenance, they don't like stress. So let's just say maybe, she that kind of lady. I come in peace

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Too bad...
Why suspends late comers..
Just introduce the time card
I mean clocking of cards when you arrive your place of work
If you are always late then your card will show or reveal it...
And at the end of the month when you see your salary nor be person go tell you make you dey come work early
Anyway what do i know ...am just a pussy banger, a weed smoker, and a drunkard

Ogbeni...na huzzle o...wechat/ courier format/alipay work too dey stressful...to translate alone na die....Google dey translate nonsense..I need to retranslate like two or three times before I dey get am clear...

Baba, any kind update. Even if na the Wan wey u nor dey use again. I go appreciate. Eye dey turn me, use am do new year for me. I know say e nor easy but na beg I Dae. Abeg

doggedfighter:
Really an awful situation.

Trump encouraged his mob while he looks on.

America in the mud .

All thanks to Trump.

Some clowns on Nairaland are still supporting sheepishly

Have you not been following your DADDY GO's sheepishly

SamJed:
So I am a primary 4 classroom teacher and I love my children and ensure that they learn in the best way possible.

Most times I gather them around me and tell them some real life lesson, current events, science, stories, and even show them YouTube videos of some topics or discussion we had.

I was just reminiscing about what these children have done to me innocently that almost put me in trouble.

One day, before teaching a particular topic, I decided to watch some YouTube videos. One of the talkative's in the class managed to find her way to my table and saw me watching the videos.

She went back to her classmates and of all things to tell her classmates, she told them that she saw me watching a video with two naked girls and a man.

Damn It was just youtube videos. I don't know what she saw that made her conclude such. I had to quickly call all the kids together and show them what i was watching, because I knew that from class it will definitely get to their houses and that could be the start of some problem.

Another day, one of the little ladies wrote me a letter detailing how she likes my teaching and don't want me to go. According to her, I should keep teaching her till she leaves the school.

She kept asking me for a reply. I still wonder how I wriggled out of that situation.

Another one was another little lady coming to sit on my leg and gbam it spread... I initially waved it off till the proprietress called me to be wary of the kids

The little guys don't have problem apart from always reminding me of the gifts I promised them for whoever comes out best in any challenge I give.

So guys have you ever been put into trouble by kids

My brother. You my friend is a pervert! Stop it before it lands you in trouble. If I by mistake find my girl pikin on the laps of one uncle, I swear to almighty God, that school go turn upside down because the fight na everyday, unless dem arrest me put in side cell. I go find the uncle come every blessed day, I go declare war on am. E be like u nor well

Whiteshield:
May you get to the peak of your life and when you do, one lying woman will lie against you and you lose all you have.

Why did she fight her own very doctor she got to test the boy? The doctor said there is no evidence of abuse and less than 24 hours later, she is already asking for 100Million.

I was against Deeper Life church in this matter until today when she made this foolish demand not for rehabilitation for her son or medical treatment but money. The woman is a big thief and a foolish one too

I Sha Don tell you wetin I Wan tell you. Again, I nor dey support whether na church or na the woman. One day, misfortune like this will befall you and I will see your reaction. Finish!

pegix:
Cigarettes is not harmful than marijuana
The only difference is their site of action
While nicotine effects the brain to produced certain chemicals
CBD/THC(weed) is the chemical itself
I.e cigarette is more addictive since(nicotine:d active substance in cigarettes) needs to alter some chemical pathway and response in the brain...while THC(carbinol d active agent in weed) simulate the process without effecting the brain(d brain assumes the chemical is well knw, hence not taking actions)
Developing addiction isless ramapant for weed tho bt it's possible
What ever u smoke even if na paper or plastics
A smoker is liable die 10-20 year earlier than a non smoker

Which ever drug u smoke, either cigar or weed
U still facing d same major health risk of

Lung damage(cancer)
Mental disorder(bipolar, anxiety, depression is very common)
Diabetes
Heart problems (boom!...dix one dey kill em wella)
Bronchitis(d pathway leading to ur lungs degrading while u alive)
Stroke and improper coordination
Amongst others

You're right. Even though, it is better to smoke and fly that drink and drive. We all have vices, one thing must kill a man. I don't know which of the vices you're into, but believe me, it will still kill you. The only advice you should give is, whatever a man must do in life, do it responsibly. There's no super man.

Happy New year.