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Thank you Jesus.. They were not beaten to death. At least, they have anoda chance to change dia ways. Merry xmas oo N'Landers

sunnyshayne:
You don't need a girl in your life if you really want to remain a virgin!

You are just 22 and need some more years to begin to think of marriage. I suggest you concentrate on your education for now and flee the temptation of losing your virginity.

Na only u don talk sense. Mk God bless u n put more wisdom in ur brain.
@22.. A virgin.. Don't want to have sex till marriage.. What d hell den do u nid a girl frnd for? Mayb u shuld wait til 27 or 28 before tinking of courting.
Anyway... Happy new year to u all

Lordmykel:
You say a laptop is a must have? 100% of students here dont keep laptops.








I mean student here at covenant university.

Are u not mistaken? I tot u wanted to say France. Kompliments of d season though.

For now.. I can't just buy dis kinda phone just for "HI".. God abeg bless my hustle wit ma Tecno P5 so dat I go fit relax wit dis kind phone for my tomorrow. Amen

sexymoma:
Upon All This Ones
Person Wey Nor Go Marry, Nor Go Marry.. Forget

Talking from experience

Ghostlady:
una don comot for France,na pakistan be the next destination abii

Na dia masters dem dey do for pakistan

Garri nor get advert bt e sell pass indomie.

Nor b by muscle dem dey take stand prick.

Person wey wan carry heavyload, nai dey first dey bend down

Babaneh:
HAPPY HE GOT MARRIED. NOT KNOWING SHE WOULD BE THE REASON Y HE WILL END UP IN JAIL.

ITS JUST A PITY

Happy she got married too, not knowing he would be d reason why she end up in HELL!!!
Its just a pity.

sommyblaze:
celebrities marrying each other, this I was not taught were I school in Somalia

The last time I checked, u are my course mate in France, since when did u started schooling in somalia naaa

blakky97:
Please what color is the sun where you live?
You want to become a hero when you get back? Take a mirror along and show your people. Youl be the next king.

na who con b dis one again na?

who was there wen it ws hapenin? na who video dem wen she dey b the pikin... abegi, dis one na anoda story 4 d gods.
Imagine! u went to visit som1 nd caught a maid doin dis to a kid, instead of telin her to stop, u went bak to bring a camera to video,. na wa for una o.. na evrytin una dey believe?
RHETORICAL QUESTION though

That is Cannabis Sativa

mayapop:
They don't want you to touch it, cause it's fake!

Lol, dis one na team #smallknarsh...

Sophyrocks:
Awwww. Wonderful memories. Back then when NTA and other stations were more Children friendly. Now its all about politics. Everythiing in nigeria is politicized. Children of now really missed a lot.

No ooooo dey didn't miss.. Its porn dey now watch

politricks:
Yet GEJ cleared him of all charges, and Buhari said he was'nt corrupt. Shows that most of our politicians are the same.

Am sorry buh all our politicians are same except one person. CHIEF JAMES ONANEFE IBORI

nwaobitex:
Who is Duncan mighty

Oh! do you school I spain too or it is france dis time around?

Abegi... I luv grammar school... A grammar school gal will never commit suicide.. Instead she go change am for d teacher-instructor whosoever!

elwire:
i jux feel like committing suicide i hate myslf am just depressed....please your advice is needed...m actually an active nairalander buh i created this account to hide my identity...!!

When u rise in d morning, give thanks for d light, for ur life, for ur strength. Give thanks for food and for d joy of living. Buh if u see no reason to give tanks, den d fault lies in urself... May God help u bro!!

[/quote]i jux feel like committing suicide i hate myslf am just depressed....please your advice is needed...m actually an active nairalander buh i created this account to hide my identity...!![/quote]When u rise in d morning, give thanks for d light, for ur life, for ur strength. Give thanks for food and for d joy of living. Buh if u see no reason to give tanks, den d fault lies in urself... May God help u bro!!

I didn't rilly feel anything in "Titanic". I never cried or is it because I don't believe in dat which dey call LOVE?

Do not pester her for too long, b a gentle man and take a walk....
Dats just my own protocol man... I dnt knw hw other guys do dia own o

Iceking1:
KINDLY SPARE SOME TIME AND READ THIS!!!!
*I Miss
those days when we went to school, lined up & the
headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform
& then we match to our classrooms...Yo u Remember na??
*Those days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin Biscuit, disgestive biscuit, coconut biscuit speedy biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon which we called "lolly"
*The days of Goody- Goody & Pako
Biscuit, kulikuli and dankuya
*The days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs
Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....Edet is a boy
*Those
days when we wear 5shirts and put carton in our
nicker to avoid much pain when we are flogged
*Those days when we sneak out of school to pluck Mangoes
*Those days when we feign illness just to
dodge farm work(lol)
*Chei, I also remember those
days when one naira na CORRECT money, when
groundnut was 5kobo & Choco Milo Sweet was 5
kobo
*Those days of messing game,who is in the
garden, police catch thief, fire on the mountain, etc..
*Those days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe and king game, tinco tinco,change ur style, ten ten,
skipping, who do u want to marry marry who do u want to marry superdy !.... U remember nah!!!
*Those days
when we used do and move boris motor those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, when boys used
to use the paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's
hanger as the steering
*Those days when rubber band was stock exchange!!
*Those days when
Votron, Jimbo, Power Rangers and Spider Man were
our favourite cartoons
*Those days of Limca and gold spot soft
drinks & Choco Milo advert on black & white TV +
sunday rendevous by 1:30pm
*Those days when we
used say 'leke leke give me white finger'
*Those days when Eleganza Pen was the best
*Those days when
we used to drink water from the tap and even suck
out the water if it's not coming out
*Those days
when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minutes,
then national anthem before they resume program @
4pm *Those days when Basket sandals, Simbi & Bata sandals were the best
*Those days we used to shout
"airplane throw bag of money for me" *Those days
when we all sing sandalili sandalili... DSTV has come.
No more old fun.I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If you are reading all dis and not smiling, it means
you belong to the Indomie generation...

u brought bak old memories mehn! nowadays d only play dey do play now is "boy n gal standing @ a dark corner in sch.." buy screen touch fones 2 trip dia mates in sch and so on....

smallsmall:
Strange that you got 37 Likes for this comment!

So, there are at least 37 morons like you on Nairaland who cant figure out that there are ways to test a woman who had just had "rigorous sex" in an Hotel room for that matter, USING MEDICAL PERSONNEL AND EQUIPMENT?

Dammm! So the 'ONLY WAY' to know someone has sex is by WATCHING THEM DO IT? Damm!!

Autopsies can give out a "preliminary result" from obvious "clues" like sperm in the womanliness (with recent 'live' ones showing recent sex and 'dead' ones showing they were deposited much earlier), ....raw surface skin on that part of her, e.t.c...... while awaiting results of even more detailed investigations.

Hmmmmm..... dont know who to blame for this level of ignorance..... not even GEJ can be blamed for this one!

Anyway, back to the story:
I say good riddance to bad rubbish! Na wetin Rat sabi Chop, na im dey kill am!!
At least the world is spared the possibility of one more Clone or Bastard Child!
"Top-Up" should only be used for "Phone Credits"!

Lastpage!

U r truly a learned person, u nor just go the "sufa I go kind of school" thumbs up!

Some peeps are saying "how do they knw its marathon sex" ok. Let's agree now dat dey did not even sex at all. Now my question is, wat could a 7 months old pregnant woman be doing in a hotel wit anoda man and she even slept overnight.. Is d man a pastor dat prays for women to deliver safely? Anyway RIP to d unborn innocent child..

Zarathena:
Pete Edochie is still good looking tho'

I think u have eyes for d daddies rite

jumu:
she looks like hepopotamous

dis one now wil start to fight som1 if they shuld cal ur mama names... C wat u r doing now!

tranxo:
Wow! Never knew hyenas are this BIG!!!!!!

they r vry big oo, they also hv d strongest jaw among all land animals in d world... Their teeth grinds anytin to dust, fear dem

busybodi:
you are making it sound as if dating means "sleeping togeda or having some kinda intimate relationship wt someone

maybe she meant,dat she went out on a few or more dates whilst "with" her hubby,if u read carefuly she did not say "i dated other men,whilst dating my hubby" yea she might have gone out on a couple of dates wt other men,but still does not make her a cheat d way some of u r putting it

as long as no man has put the  ring on my finger or taking me to the altar,i have a right to go out on a date wt other men,cos no man has me yet

everything stops when i am finally a wife

In one word, u are a bitch

firstolalekan:
keep the silly advise to yourself and your lousy girlfriend.

Lol.. Ok. Buh bfore I do dat guy, I wil recomend a book for ya, u wil like it.. Its titled "how do I stop being a coward and A goat-like headed person" by Festus Iyayi (he is late though) may his sould rest in perfect peace. Its good, try it.. Thanks.

Locapito:
ask ur sister, she will knw better. U even know road to France embassy? Monkey like u.

Padi calm down na shu! Una get beef before?

edo3:
He wan take style resemble me back then in Ajumoni secondary sch isolo..Only that am taller N finer...who go say him mama food no sweet??

Broda OSASUYI, wake up!! Morning don reach!!

100Cents:
Now that I have seen him.

The price of beans has come down..

This one na wizkid fan