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I am so ashamed of your folly

Please let them check very well. I think more are yet to be revealed.

This is to inform the general public, that the
Joint Admission and Matriculation Board
(Jamb) , has officially stated the
recommended English textbook for the
impending UTME examination.



The body has made it known, that the
textbook for the 2018 JAMB examination is
going to be the same as that of the previous
year, which was:

INDEPENDENT by Ladipo Manyika .


This book will be sold to candidates, at the
cost of #500 only. Note that this money is
not included in the #5,000 compulsory
registration fee.

SEE MORE DETAILS HERE

http://www.schoolwap.ga/2017/11/jamb-2018-recommended-novel-to-read.html?m=1

I think the post thing to do, is to read this post. I contains everything you need to consider before choosing a course to study

http://www.schoolwap.ga/2017/11/How-to-choose-the-right-course-to-study.html?m=1

Read it and thank me later.

Students, have often failed in post UTME examinations, owing to the fact that they do not have the right tips to guide them through in the examination. Nonetheless, I hope this post will tide you over every thing you need, to pass Jamb examination.

Now, let's go.

>> OBLITERATE YOUR FEAR:

Fear is always prevalent among the novice students, who do not know anything about the examination or perhaps, have not
written the examination before. If you really want to make a good JAMB result, then you must do away with your fears first. This is
because fear can make you feel very tensed in the examination hall, thus making it unable for you to understand questions.
This is one of the main reason why you must do everything possible to obliterate your fear before writing JAMB examination.


>> LEARN TO READ FAST :

Apparently, most students are not able toread very fast, or at worst, can't even understand what they read. But unfortunately, this is prerequisite to everyone who wants to make an outstanding JAMB result. JAMB is a Computer Based Test(CBT), which has already been programmed to
stop at a particular time. And when this time is elapsed, the computer goes off(whether you are done with your question or not. ).
This is why you must start learning to read and understand as fast as you can.


>> STUDY PAST QUESTIONS :

This is one of the most essential
preparatory tool for success. Even students who had written the examination before can attest of this. JAMB do not often ask any
new question. All they do, is to pick
questions from the previously asked questions and putting it up again. This is why we (schoolwap.ga ), will always advise you to read your past questions assiduously, because any student who does this, is already far away from failure.

>> TIME MANAGEMENT AND PLANNING:

Students who were ignorant of this in the previous year, ended up crying at the end of the exam, because most of them were not even able to finish up their questions and their time were elapsed. I do not pray that any body reading this, should fall victim of this same problem, as it is not a good report. but meanwhile, I will also advise you to take cautions today. Before going into the exam hall make sure you have in mind, your order of subject to answer (the easiest subject first). Plan your success today so, it won't be much difficult later. The total time given for every student in the previous year, was 1h:20m. So you should calculate, how you would manage your time yourself.


>> SPEND MUCH TIME IN TRYING To UNDERSTAND :

Like I said above, JAMB examination questions are very convoluted and
complicated, and would demand an intense understanding ability before one can boldly chose an answer. Make sure you really understand the differences between those similar words and meaning in your
notebooks. Do not rush to leave the exam hall, but take your time to review your answers to correct errors. That is, if you still have some time left.


>> TEST YOUR SELF :

There are so many online and even offline applications to help you develop your skill for the exam. Make sure you try as much as possible to to test your knowledge with any CBT approved site. You can also join the schoolwap Facebook group here . This will help you relieve yourself fears and tensions.


>> HOLD ON TO GOD:
Yes, it is always essential that you hold to God for a successful examination. Few years ago, some students unduly failed JAMB examination, just because their computers had a fault which was not fixed on time. So you see, it is advisable to pray to God/Allah very well to guide you through and give you a retentive memory.


Finally, I know that none of you reading this, today would want to be a failure in the impending JAMB examination. But I still believe this post will help you
prepare enormously for the exam.




SEE full details at
http://www.schoolwap.ga/2017/11/tips-to-help-you-pass-jamb-exams.html?m=1

Remember to share this with your friends, to also reduce their chances of failing in the examination.

Naija now them remember

Securing an outstanding result in JAMB examination is not an easy task, as one has to do more than just Reading books. Students have often assume the exam to be
a gamble, that anybody can win. This is due to the fact that the exam is of objective questions and is also filled with so many
convoluted and complicated questions too.
Nevertheless, all these can be defeated, if you really know the right tips for an
outstanding result.

And here we go




>> OBLITERATE YOUR FEAR:

Fear is always prevalent among the novice students, who do not know anything about
the examination or perhaps, have not written the examination before. If you really want to make a good JAMB result, then you must do away with your fears first. This is
because fear can make you feel very tensed in the examination hall, thus making it unable for you to understand questions.
This is the main reason why you must do everything possible to obliterate your fear before writing the JAMB examination.



>> LEARN TO READ FAST :

Apparently, most students are not able to read very fast, or at worst, can't even understand what they read. But unfortunately, this is prerequisite to everyone who wants to make an outstanding JAMB result. JAMB is a Computer Based Test(CBT), which has already been programmed to stop at a particular time. And when this time
is elapsed, the computer goes off(whether you are done with your question or not. ).
This is why you must start learning to read and understand as fast as you can.


>> STUDY PAST QUESTIONS :

This is one of the most essential
preparatory tool for success. Even students who had written the examination before can
attest of this. JAMB do not often ask any new question. All they do, is to pick questions from the previously asked questions and putting it up again. This is
why we (schoolwap.ga ), will always advise you to read your past questions assiduously, because any student who
does this, is already far away from failure.


>> TIME MANAGEMENT AND PLANNING:

Students who were ignorant of this in the previous year, ended up crying at the end of
the exam, because most of them were not even able to finish up their questions and their time were elapsed. I do not pray that
any body reading this, should fall victim of this same problem, as it is not a good report.
but meanwhile, I will also advise you to take cautions today. Before going into the exam
hall make sure you have in mind, your order of subject to answer (the easiest subject first). Plan your success today so, it won't be much difficult later. The total time
given for every student in the previous year, was 1h:20m. So you should calculate, how you would manage your time yourself.



>> SPEND MUCH TIME IN TRYING TO UNDERSTAND :

Like I said above, JAMB examination questions are very convoluted and complicated, and would demand an intense
understanding ability before one can boldly chose an answer. Make sure you really understand the differences between those
similar words and meaning in your
notebooks.

Do not rush to leave the exam hall, but take your time to review your answers to correct errors. That is, if you still have some time left.

To read more important tips, please click below

http://www.schoolwap.ga/2017/11/tips-to-help-you-pass-jamb-exams.html?m=1

I no longer understand this country ooo.

Fool. I no blame you sha

The registrar of the JOINT ADMISSION AND
MATRICULATION BOARD Professor Ishaq
Oloyede, has stated that the conduct of the
2018/2019 UTME examination will
commenced by the end of November.


This statement was made during a meeting
held by the board with CBT owners all over
the country, on Wednesday 7, 2018. In Yaba
college of Technology.



He also announced that registration for the
exams would commence before the end of
November. Furthermore, he advised every
student who wants to write the exam, to visit
their official website and download the
2018/2019 syllabus, JAMB app to get
themselves ready for the exam.


Professor Ishaq, also that new measures
would be decided in the conduct of this
year's examination as they have learnt so
many lessons from the activities of the
previous exam. And this year will be more
better.


Here said that:


“We are also going to introduce some
detective devices to ensure that those who
plan to cheat
inside the examination halls are frustrated.
We will not rest ourselves. As they are
planning,
we are also planning not allow them to play
any old tricks. We know they will come up
with new tricks but we will outwit them ”



The register also made it known that only
617 CBT centers has been registered for the
examination, and that they are still
considering the addition of 60 more centers.
He further included that, each center would
be given 250 computers and another 25 to
serve as a backup in case of any
emergency.


To read more, click on the link below


http://www.schoolwap.ga/2017/11/2018-JAMB-registration-to-begin-November.html?m=1

This is to inform the general public and all
the candidate who applied for admission in
the Federal Polytechnic Auchi that the 2nd
batch list of admitted candidates for the
2017/2018 academic session has been
officially released by the Polytechnic.



It is also worthy to know that, the released
list is for both the HND and ND candidates.



However, at the moment, the list, has not
been uploaded online. But candidates can
still check their names on the school's notice
board.



Congratulations to all the students who
made it.

This is from the link below

Here are some confusing English Words/Phrases You Probably do Not know. I advise you read this post assiduously and take note of the words below.


1. ALRIGHT

Do you know that the word "alright " is a
wrong word. However, there is no reason for
this, but, its correct form should be "all right".
You should also note that "Already, Almost,
Almighty and Altogether" are correct.


2. THE USE OF "THAT"


The following sentences are wrong


a. I had no idea the house was THAT small.
b. As a pianist he isn't really THAT good.

This use of "THAT" is wrong and is to be avoided. The correct form of the above
sentences are:

a. As a pianist he isn't really as good as that

b. I had no idea that the house was as small as that.

The common expression "that much " and
" that many " should be " as much as" and "as
many as that"



3. ADVERSE TO

You cannot be "averse to" , or " show aversion to". This is because the suffix " to" signifies approach, when the opposite is intended. And as so, you can only be "averse
from" , or show "aversion from" something.



4. TRY AND

When you say " try and " do something, it means you try first, before doing it. Thus, there are two actions involved in the
word " try and ".
" Try to" on the other hand, implies the combined action of trying and doing. Usually the correct expression is " try to",
and when people say "try and " they seldom have the logic meaning in mind.




5. AT ABOUT

When you say

"I shall expect you are about five o'clock."

You are wrong. This is because, "at" applies to " a definite time" . Therefore "at about" is a
confusion of two unlikely, and should be avoided.
The correct sentence should be
" I shall expect you about five o'clock".


6. OUGHT TO

" He ought to, didn't he? " is something we often hear. The correct construction is, " He
ought to, oughtnt't he? Or ought he not? ".




7. CIRCUMSTANCES

" Circumstances " are the events around something. Therefore it is wrong to say " under the circumstances " the correct use
is " in the circumstances ".



Hope this helps you improve your grammatical structure.

To read more click below

http://www.schoolwap.ga/2017/11/confusing-english-wordsphrases-you.html?m=1

Here are some confusing English Words/Phrases You Probably do Not know. I advise you read this post assiduously and take note of the words below.


1. ALRIGHT

Do you know that the word "alright " is a
wrong word. However, there is no reason for
this, but, its correct form should be "all right".
You should also note that "Already, Almost,
Almighty and Altogether" are correct.


2. THE USE OF "THAT"


The following sentences are wrong


a. I had no idea the house was THAT small.
b. As a pianist he isn't really THAT good.

This use of "THAT" is wrong and is to be avoided. The correct form of the above
sentences are:

a. As a pianist he isn't really as good as that

b. I had no idea that the house was as small as that.

The common expression "that much " and
" that many " should be " as much as" and "as
many as that"



3. ADVERSE TO

You cannot be "averse to" , or " show aversion to". This is because the suffix " to" signifies approach, when the opposite is intended. And as so, you can only be "averse
from" , or show "aversion from" something.



4. TRY AND

When you say " try and " do something, it means you try first, before doing it. Thus, there are two actions involved in the
word " try and ".
" Try to" on the other hand, implies the combined action of trying and doing. Usually the correct expression is " try to",
and when people say "try and " they seldom have the logic meaning in mind.




5. AT ABOUT

When you say

"I shall expect you are about five o'clock."

You are wrong. This is because, "at" applies to " a definite time" . Therefore "at about" is a
confusion of two unlikely, and should be avoided.
The correct sentence should be
" I shall expect you about five o'clock".


6. OUGHT TO

" He ought to, didn't he? " is something we often hear. The correct construction is, " He
ought to, oughtnt't he? Or ought he not? ".




7. CIRCUMSTANCES

" Circumstances " are the events around something. Therefore it is wrong to say " under the circumstances " the correct use
is " in the circumstances ".



Hope this helps you improve your grammatical structure.

To read more click below

http://www.schoolwap.ga/2017/11/confusing-english-wordsphrases-you.html?m=1

Nice work Mrs prostute

If she is not HIV positive, I will faint now

This is a sign of the end time

These are some of the signs that shows hows you are really Intelligent

1. YOU DO NOT ENJOY WHAT OTHERS
FINDS FASCINATING AND ENJOYABLE:


This is one of the most stricken character
exhibited by most Intelligent students. An
intelligent student/person seldom enjoys
what other people finds enjoyable and
fascinating. Because, he probably had gone
through such events in the past, and would
love to see something more interesting than
the previous ones.


2. YOU ARE NEVER BOASTFUL:

Real intelligent students, are never boastful
of their knowledge or intellectual skill for any
reason, as they will always stoop very low to
learn from you, even when you know only a
little. They also always have the mind set
that their knowledge is very little and as so
they do everything possible to learn more.

3. YOU LOVE MAKING FRIENDS WITH
OLDER PEOPLE:

intelligent students always enjoy
keeping company with friends, who are far
more older than them or friends who can
think more critical than they can do. By doing
this, they stand to reason more maturely and
reasonable.



4. YOU ENJOY CRITICAL THINKING:
Intelligent students are also often
characterized by their love for critical and
convoluted problems, that may require a
crucial reasoning before they can be
resolved. They do this because, solving
these kinds of problems, also help develops
their understanding ability.


To read more
Click here
Why Are Lawyers Liars?

This is one of the most frequently asked questions all over the world. Everyone wants to know why lawyers are often called, or referred to as liars. Well, if you also seek an answer to that question, then you are reading the right article.

In this article, i will explicitly explain the reason why lawyers are generally called, or refereed to as liars. But first, i would like to explain who a lawyer in this sense, is.

Who Is A Lawyer

According to the Advanced Learners Dictionary, a lawyer is a professional person qualified (as by a law degree and/or bar exam) and authorized to practice law, That's, conduct lawsuits and/or give legal advice.

However, a lawyer as used in the context of this article, is specifically that type of lawyer called a litigant. A litigant is a party suing or being sued in a lawsuit, or otherwise calling upon the judicial process to determine the outcome of a suit.

WHY ARE LAWYERS LIARS?

Lawyers are generally called liars because they owe a duty of competence and care to their client's case. For example, according to the Rule of Professional Conduct (RPC, Nigeria), lawyers are under compulsion to handle their client's case competently (as long as they have decide to handle the case). This must be done without minding whether the client is culpable in the suit or not. Invariably, for lawyers to actually perform this duty, lying will always be resorted to, when any case is not in their favour.

However, it should be noted that not all lawyers engage in this act. Some good lawyers will always want to opt-out of any case, where their client is wrong. These are the kinds of lawyers, i refer to as "The truthful lawyers". But it is truism that those kinds of lawyers don't exist. There is probably no lawyer that will jettison a client's case just because the client is at fault in the case. He will always want to defend his/her client, even if lying is the only way.

So you see, that is why people call lawyers lairs. Not that there is no lawyer who don't liar in the world, but it is almost impossible to find any today.

Source: https://schoolwap.com.ng/why-are-lawyers-liars/

(Best education website in Nigeria)

Go and a Disgrace us out there ok.

talk2percy:
The ball Moses will shine with come next year

We are still waiting

Ken4Christ:
It is not an exergeration, over 70% of our present crop of graduates don't know how to write application letters.

100% correct. I wonder why they decided tobe that way.

Nigeria it a funny country.

What does this really depict?

Very long but interesting story. God is with you.

FastestTech:
See more photos of her @ https://www.brainnewsng.com/slay-queen-begs-husband-facebook-says-i-5-boyfriends-i-never-marry

cc: Seun, Lalasticlala

She must be insane

Sorry na so husbands of these days dey do[color=#006600][/color][center][/center]

Some of the people who call them selves
pastors in Nigeria are vehemently Stupid. Infact what they are found of doing now is to interfere in political issues so their names will be on media. How can you say such a thing. Am really ashamed of some of our religious leaders.
ANYWHERE, EVEN SATAN GIVE PROPHECY

I am really not happy about this. And after this they want students to do well.

If Jamb should continue giving Information that are ambiguous, many student might fail just because of their ignorance