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Abeg continue to dey open there smelling nyansh jor!

I just pray this is not another way to waste money like they have being doing in exploring for oil from d north (madugiri).

In short...






They will soon out number bloggers!

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PureWays:
Lol..


When the time comes, y'all will be surprised.

Who in the PDP camp can contest against PMB and win?

It's good to dream, just don't be delusional..

Had it been it's another party now, one would have taken them serious. PDP that is full of thieves..

What is this one saying?

forkadict:
Abeg your story is incomplete. We need the name of the suspect. I need to confirm whether it's NGOZI CHUKWUNONSO OR DAMILOLA ADEGBEMI.

Second, you mean in a whole department, na the most handsome guy be dat?

Third, if this story is true, then may their souls RIP.

As in eh?

The department must be made up of ugly ugly evil hearted guys and babes!

For where ugly people dey form fine boy and fine girl...









RIP as u guys meet with baba God.

hopefulLandlord:
What is this one saying?

You will get to know what "this one" is saying when the time comes!



COW!

All I see is a container that doesn't retain heat oh!





Inshort, the flask lacks the principle of retaining heat by conduction and convection.

The bride na old meat oh!









38. Years

No mansion for her. She's dead. End of story.

Until we sort out our issues as a society, issues like this will continue to surface . I hope the children she left behind have some sort of support. I can't imagine the horror they must be going through seeing their mom on the pages of newspapers daily.

Watch what you say when you are going against the Bible, even in your anger!!!

No mansion for her. She's dead. End of story.

Until we sort out our issues as a society, issues like this will continue to surface . I hope the children she left behind have some sort of support. I can't imagine the horror they must be going through seeing their mom on the pages of newspapers daily.

Watch what you say when you are going against the Bible, even in your anger!!!

For naija all na same...




Without Conne nothing for u

erico2k2:
Are you sure>?

Are you a visitor to Nigeria? If No!


Why are u asking if am sure?

Its no longer news that d Naira has being falling since time immemorial...





The President that even campaigned to making it equal to the dollar is under performing in all sectors, even in corruption!


Its no longe shame to them but normal... Cause they have lost all there campaign promises!

But you know what?

We are still going to survive even though the naira falls to N500/$.

Pls tell Buhari that the gods are angry with him and his economy team!

About 2months ago a woman was killed in Kano because of religion... They didn't Protest!



About 2 weeks ago, an evangelist woman was brutally killed in d Federal Capital Territory... They didn't Protest!


Now... Because Dino returned d Remi Tinubu's insult... They are protesting,


The THUNDER wen go blast una head, still dey wait make August reach!

That's him

hopefulLandlord:
Let him say anything he wants to say

Who told you that your god is the one true god? A book

Then spiderman must be real since it exist in a book

Be there and be saying what u don't know... be comparing d bible with ordinary comic book of spider Man.

In short if u want to go to toilet later today tear out a page and use it to clean ur left nyansh.
Pls use d book of Jobs in doing that.

If u look d man well for d 2nd pix.







The guy really look like Jesus oh

DJHANDSOME:
So were was Jesus when this happened ?


Didn't he promise to protect his children ? GOD why??

Questions and statement like this took one of d thieves that was crucified with Jesus Christ to hell.



Watch what you say!

Jadonjack:
Things are really happning in this world of ours....

I'm not really close to this my uncles(my dad's younger brother) family but we do meet and chat occasionally.

I was about driving out of the guest house few hrs ago(was dere to see the manager) when I noticed a woman who look familiar walking hand in hand with a strange man into the guest house, I stylishly followed them and I saw clearly that the woman was the same woman I thought her to be( my uncles wife).

I approached the receptionist to asked about what I saw and I was told they were couple and that they come like that 2-3times a month.

I was amazed cos my uncle whom I attended his wedding isn't the one I saw in the guest house, also, he stays in Abeokuta not Lagos whr I saw the "couple".

To affirm what I saw, I called my mum to know the state of their marriage and she said they still lives in abeokuta that it seems the husband(my uncle) is on a business trip.

I left the guest house few minutes ago but I just can't stop thinking...

What the heck is wrong with ladies of nowadays?
What should I do with this information??
What will happen if this information is divulged?? What will happen if its not??

What about giving ur phone number to d receptionist to confirm his allegation... If u do, u can take then take pictures to back up ur point?

So make we dey kiss our phone screen

MrDojo:
Good day everyone, who else among the guys here on NL has experienced this..?!

For the past 6yrs that I've been on the dating scene, I've experienced a lot of misses rather than hits in my dating game, this is not due to the fact I lacked the looks, charm, smarts etc. I noticed a scenario that always repeated itself, which was when ever I approached a girl, we would click instantly, she would flash all the green lights flashable, we would have a lot in common & get along really well, then whenever I finally ask her for us to be "exculsive".... The horror film begins...

They never tell me No or a yes.. I'm not friendzoned neither am I in the dating zone, I more than a friend to her but less than a BF, when I ask them why they can't give me an answer, they give all manner of reasons such as; you are too good for me, I like you a lot but I don't love, let's be more than friends but I can't date you ( WTF ), I don't know what I feel towards you...let's keep what we have....and blah blah blah...


Most times I give them time to sort out their feelings coming back again to ask hoping to get a good answer but their emotions are still in a state of flux.. I'll give up and move on ( when I move on I move on totally no looking back ), only for this ladies who seemly had nothing for me to come back (vengeful) when they see me hooking up with another chick, then they start all manner of theatrics....then I begin to wonder is it not the same girl who had "Nothing" for me...

This scenario as played out more than 5 times with me... I'll like to know if other guys here have experienced this or are also experiencing this....

Sorry for the long essay..

Bro...
You don't ask lady's such... Instead you act it, in other words you show them that you want it.

agbonkamen:
is the bride pregnant

NO, she's PREGNOT.

Forget that thing jor!








For naija?

The bad economy go choose for you!

bloodyBLOGGER:
"as prepared as america"

he doesn't know that he has yabbed America with that statement all in a bid to cover up his flaws in the fight against Boko Haram.

pls, who remembers this slogan...



GEJ till 2019



what a dumb slogan

Receive sense if u lack any...

In case u didn't get what he said before 91 fools like ur comment.




He met United we stand, divided we fall...

If u can remember a few years back... The United States refused to sell arm to us (Nigeria) to fight ur boko haram.

Good job EFCC.

mizthorlu:
define small money please?

Small money na money wen dey enter head...

The small boy don get small money... so he think say life don finish na









What else

Na so she like to waka without bra?










Olosho things...

kaffy4tope:
Oh! He conceded defeat cos he knew doing otherwise would land him straight in ICC jail. Stop praising him for saving himself of global shame. There's no big deal in what he did at all....is all for his own good c0os we ain't in military era.

You fool...

Do you think he didn't have the power to separate this zoo called Nigeria?

There's no big deal in what he did Tell it to your father that there's no big deal giving birth to you.