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Politics / Re: Another Lesson From The North To The Southerners (igbos) by Samyj247: 7:45am On Aug 01, 2020
He killed him because Ngorgi his boss as a commander, always gives the boko boys info about the Nigerian troops. How I wish more soldiers would be bold to kill all the boko haram commanders and bosses, parading themselves as commanders in the army. The Soldier that killed Ngorgi did well and I will urge more soldiers to be bold and do more. Instead of losing their lives foolishly in a battle where their commander is a bokoharam leader, it is better to kill that commander and lose your life than allow the commander to strategize and kill more innocent soldiers.

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Romance / Re: IPOB Protesters With Guns Shoot Down Sars Men As Things Turn Bloody by Samyj247: 11:49am On Jul 27, 2020
conductor266:

Na your mama toto be terrorist no wonder it vomited an eyesore like you.
no mind the yorubastard

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Sports / Re: RONALDO: The Country Does Not Matter When You Are From Another Planet -FIFA by Samyj247: 8:43am On Jul 27, 2020
My Man that made me fell in love with juventus

Romance / Re: Lady Kneels To Ask Her Boyfriend To Marry Her In Public And Gets A Yes From Him by Samyj247: 8:19am On Jul 27, 2020
GraGra247:
shocked

Can you read English at all??
literally speaking, it totally indicates that u hate such an act from the ladies. You are a kid when it comes to English interpretation, you think say na just to write. Do u know what "reading in between the lines" means in English? Mumu fvck off

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Romance / Re: Lady Kneels To Ask Her Boyfriend To Marry Her In Public And Gets A Yes From Him by Samyj247: 7:41am On Jul 27, 2020
GraGra247:
Many guys hate this and will reject the proposal even though they could've accepted it the other way round.

Ladies should avoid it except the guy specifically asked for it.
just say u hate it. For me, I like it.

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Romance / Re: Help! My Penis Is Itching And Rough by Samyj247: 9:08pm On Jul 25, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:


Take a chill pill and relax, dude. Damn

As for your advise, other men has already given him those same responses before you trotted into this thread with your overconfident self
.... see what the fool used as a profile pic
Romance / Re: Help! My Penis Is Itching And Rough by Samyj247: 9:06pm On Jul 25, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:


Take a chill pill and relax, dude. Damn

As for your advise, other men has already given him those same responses before you trotted into this thread with your overconfident self
.... u are crazy, you profile pic just confirmed it. Don't delete ur profile pic o lols. wasting my time with a fool. na your type de tell me welcome Sir and even clean my shoes.
Romance / Re: Help! My Penis Is Itching And Rough by Samyj247: 8:49pm On Jul 25, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:


It's you that have kokonut brain. Whatever that is.

What we have is coconut brain grin grin grin
OP don't mind this mumu. So if de tell u say I no sabi spell coconut u go believe. When I type I don't give a Bleep about my spellings cos I am not writing an exam...and when I combine English and vernacular, I don't give a dem about any fucking spelling.

abeg before I forget what carry me come here before this mumu teacher come...OP

Here is the drug LORATYN 10, u will take one daily...but sha explain ur condition to the pharmacist and him go direct u how to take d drugs Nd use benzoyl. bodybuilder....if ur boxers wet, whether water , heat or whatever, make sure u change d boxers immediately and always change ur shorts too

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Romance / Re: Help! My Penis Is Itching And Rough by Samyj247: 8:30pm On Jul 25, 2020
bodybuilder:
Nairalanders I need help

My penis is itchy and rough with peeling and injuries.

Any affordable cream or drug?
I saw ur post and wanted to proffer a solution, but decided to chill and see if others could help u out, cos I don't have time to comment. Saw lots of comments and was happy that they have proffer a solution, not knowing that they are stupid and senseless comments from immature fools with their kokonut brain.

Again you should have dropped this your problem on a thread where guys weh know what's up de...nobi all this mumu comments from this fools.

Solution. Buy Benzyl benzoate cream and follow the doctors prescriptions. There is another drug u should by, I have forgotten d name but I will drop more details here soon. Don't wear wet boxers put on a newly washed dried boxers immediately after bath. Bath with worm water morning and night and apply Benzyl Benzoate on ur bulala its hots oo. apply the stuff on other parts that scratches u. again try and be taking your bath with a very strong antiseptic soap. u will be fine in less than 1 week.

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Romance / Re: The Worst Thing That Can Happen To Any Woman (Graphic photo) by Samyj247: 9:05am On May 16, 2020
donbachi:
In as much as i hate men dat beats up and abuses their wives domestically,and still have guts to post it on facebook...some of those women are demons from hell in human forms that walked into the lives of those men and turned them into beasts..we've seen on social media platforms,were some women said they love been heat or beaten before sex..that its a turn on for them...say "NO" to domestic abuse.
Thank u. Guys take note, the kind of wife u marry, will determine 80% whether u will make heaven or hell.
some wives turned a cool husband from who doesn't drink, to a drunkard just because of their character.
Some women turned a man who detest beating a woman, to a woman beater, just because of their character and running mouth.
Some women, in fact many of them these days, misbehaves in marriage.

I can't beat my wife and I don't support beating women...but women should have sense and behave well if they want this to stop...especially in the aspect of running their mouth like tap without control. Respect your husband 100%.

Inbtwn
the husband of this lady should be jailed for life...

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Phones / Re: What Is The Best App For Viewing Deleted Whatsapp Notifications/messages by Samyj247: 8:33am On May 11, 2020
sleit:
I have downloaded some apps but most often they don't catch messages people sent and later delet3d.

Please I n3ed suggestions. Thanks
Download WAMR from play store
Family / Re: Do You Know the Mirror In Your House Is Evil? (photo) by Samyj247: 7:48pm On May 08, 2020
proff010:
Is it only poor people that look in mirror?
When Ronaldo look in mirror what do you think he sees?.
Am happy with myself whenever i look in mirror.
Don't mind the guy. He has an empty skull...no brain...brainless Brrain

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Crime / Re: Man Hits His New Born Baby On The Floor In Imo Because It’s Not A Boy by Samyj247: 3:17pm On May 06, 2020
Kestolove:
he needed a male child for ritual
u no get sense

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Crime / Re: Man Hits His New Born Baby On The Floor In Imo Because It’s Not A Boy by Samyj247: 3:15pm On May 06, 2020
why did the wife lie twice. though d husb shouldn't hv done that. but d wife is stupid for saying such lies twice

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Romance / Re: by Samyj247: 5:31pm On Apr 23, 2020
ToyBoyAaron:
I have been in this relationship for almost 3 years now... I never knew I could love a lady this much because I am the kind of guy that doesn't give a sh*t. Things started changing when we started working at different places. She have a neighbour that claims he loves her and wants to marry her. I warned her about the guy and she assured me nothing will ever happen.
Few weeks ago she confessed to me that she dated him late last year just to push him away by frustrating him. She started with she must confessed she cheated on me, i almost stopped breathing and asked sex? She said no she dated the guy. I was shocked because the way she demonstrated her love to me makes me believe nothing can ever go wrong from her side. I forgave her after she explained the whole incident claiming there was no kiss or sex.
She visited me today and slept off, I decided to read her chat with this man. Guess what? They actually kissed because he said he can't focus after the day he kissed her. Scrolling down I got the biggest shock of my life. She asked... What if she was pregnant.
What do I need? I must confess I have anger issues and wants answers almost immediately (I don't get violent but I might yell and refuse talking for long if not clarified) she's sleeping now peacefully and I am at the verge of exploding. How can I demand answers calmly. Please experienced folks calm me down.
just use her as a sexmate. keep enjoying her and when u see a better lady, marry the Lady. Don't spend on her again as u do before...just sex her anytime u like

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Business / Re: Crude Oil Contract Is Now Worthless: WTI Falls To 1 Cent Per Barrel by Samyj247: 8:45pm On Apr 20, 2020
stagger:


Since you are a pro in trading, can you spot the technical patterns on this chart and put them up for the "newbies" in trading to see?
kids I am out of here. I just want to correct u guys and also correct nairaland admins mynd44 and the rest should take note. I was totally disappointed when I saw on front page that oil price is now $11 per barrel. na newsbies like una weh no know wetin de sup go see news interpret as u like con spread am even when u don't understand what the news is saying.
Business / Re: Crude Oil Contract Is Now Worthless: WTI Falls To 1 Cent Per Barrel by Samyj247: 8:38pm On Apr 20, 2020
excanny:


There are different types of crude oil Oga.

All these prices given are correct, but its because people are not moving again so the demand is low and price will be low too.

It will pick up again fast once COVID-19 is gone.
there is a difference between WTI and Brent crude..but u guys makes it looks as if its the main crude I.e Brent crude that crashed. na wa o. If you don't understand what the news entails, don't spread fake news and add ur own jara. I was shocked when I saw that oil price crashed to $11 on front page. The title is misleading and I believe ignorant Nigerians must have spread the fake interpretation everywhere.

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