Hello everyone. There's a Manual Toyota Corolla (bank type) 2005 available for Uber/bolt etc - preferably Hire Purchase.

Email me if interested so we can agree on terms asoyewole@gmail.com

jobhunter11:
any idea about the test location and time? yet to get a follow up mail

Hope you've gotten the mail now? Test location depends on where you selected. You should probably check your spam box too.

I got the same invite too.

Just solve as many questions you can find online in all of the areas that will be tested. Practice QR without calculators.

And make sure you finish the test on the D-day.

Good luck to us.

uzo4real:
If village people mean u, even air from your mouth go ignite things...

Perhaps that'll be a post for another day. The likelihood of some village people somewhere to control situations or our own myth of avoiding responsibilities.

[b][/b]Get informed

CELLPHONE FIRES - FACT OR FALACY
A friend told me yesterday of a gas explosion that happened in osun state yesterday, and I later read of the same here on nairaland. Responses to the topic made me go on a 'search and report' mission to confirm or refute my initial believe as to the possibility of cell phones resulting in fire explosions.

so, can cellphones generate enough spark to blow up a gas station? Simplest answer is a big NO. It's just as ambiguous as claiming to drown in a cup of water. There has been no recorded CONFIRMED fire accident as a result of call reception via cell phones. Infact, scientists tried to start a fire under controlled conditions using a cellphone numerously-without success.

Reason for this is that phones operate with waves that are within the radio waves frequencies, and energy released when making a call is way below the spark point of virtually all flammable substances. Unfortunately, the urban rumour of igniting phones was started by phone manufacturers because then, there were no extra efforts to make phones intrinsically safe from fire hazards and they had to prevent messy lawsuits. It was this that led filling stations to put out no cellphones signage - if the manufacturers don't trust their phones, why should others. However, by the time manufacturers upped their games, the rumour was already out and they had to fall back a subtle message that their phone users should comply by regulations about phone wherever it exists.

What then is responsible for sudden fire outbursts especially in recent times. Again a simple answer from high school physics - electrostatic charge. Remember back then, during the harmattan season, when you'd rub a 'biro' case through your hair and then use it to attract pieces of paper? That's electrostatic charge at play. How can that cause a fire u may ask. You should know that it's also static charge at play when you see lightening which contain thousands of volts, enough energy for a power grid if it were possible to safely capture it.

Some nerd talk...
Static electricity is simply electric charge stored within a body because it doesn't have a conductive (Nb: not conducive) avenue to flow. The opposite is current electricity which is what powers our grid. It's worthy of note that while only 240volts runs through our electric appliances, our body can play host to about 35000volts of static charge, the reason why this is safe is because there's no current flow. However it might not be all too safe around LPG areas ( liquefied Petroleum Gas) because sudden contact with a conductive surface while carrying such enormous amount of charge sends all the energy rushing out in fractions of a second. You ever felt a very slight shock upon alighting from a car, especially after traveling a very long distance in it? That's electric charge rushing out. Unfortunately, around gas or petroleum air mixtures, the spark generated might be enough to light up an explosion.

How does static charges get on our body?
Most common during the dry season because the air lacks moisture and is therefore a lot less conductive, objects (atoms and molecules) with loosely bonded outer electrons loose some of them, and they become positively charged. Other objects too with there outer electron-ic configuration not filled up accepts this free electrons and take on a negative charge. That's why there could be attraction between small versions of the two bodies, like between the pen n little paper pieces in my previous example. Our body, depending on conditions and object position on the tribo-electric series ( has nothing to do with your tribe) can act as donors or receptors of electrons, and the amount of electron transferred relates directly to the potential difference in volts. The charge stays in our body until it has an avenue to slide out into the ground through a conductor out directly through our feet.

So the culprit for gas fires especially in the harmattan season is not cellphones, but static charge, with up to 350 documented cases in recent times. This brings us to the solution. How do we limit static charge especially when around combustible substances.
1. Earth. This is the most important. Keep containers like kegs or gas cylinders on the ground before filling. This makes sure residual charges are earthed as soon as they develop.

2. Touch a metal surface before coming in close contact with LPG. Better to experience that minute shock alone than let the spark light up your world. No need to redefine Christmas light.

3. Ventilate. The reason for ventilating in a gas filling shop goes beyond allowing spilled gas to escape. Enough air fills the atmosphere with conductive particles that take away the free electrons before can do any harm

4. If you are staying in your car during fueling, biko stay and don't come out. If u are getting out, then wait patiently for the fueling to be completed begot getting back in.

5. This one is for the fuel attendants. Do not pull out the nozzle from the car in case of a flash fire. Fuel spilling on the ground when there's a fire is adding Cameroon pepper mixed with aboniki to a wound inside the eyes. Khapish?

To conclude, cell phones have little part to play in a flash fire. Rather distractions because of them could make someone not totally aware of his environment , which is a risk on its own. So should you take a call in a filling station? If u can manage the insults, abuses and curses that will trail you, then it's absolutely safe.
There is an active campaign against static charges in LPG areas. Be a part.


References
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Static_electricity

https://canadasafetycouncil.org/safety-canada-online/article/cell-phones-risks-and-rumour

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=127836&page=1
https://www.quora.com/Why-is-not-safe-to-use-cell-phones-in-lpg-area
I my part in ensuring that you [b][/b]GET INFORMEDps: this is my first post on nairaland. lalasticlala mynd44 seun, lets get nairalanders informed.

Moses be smilng in the picture like his life depends on it...maybe it does.


Meanwhile behind the camera, one sars guy is holding assault rifle pointed him

shogat:

OK that's declaration of age right?

Yes

shogat:
someone should pls answer na

Go n swear affidavit in court.. Together with your waec certificate u shld b good

Maxicon:


Audit AC on Thursday

How was ac today. Hope it went well. Could you detail the ac activities? I heard group presentation, personal presentation etc... Any useful tip too would be nice.

Donpizzle:

Which dept did you choose on the application form?

I chose audit

Maxicon:
Anyone for AC Audit for thursday 6th April?

Sorry... r u referring to documentation or hv u actually been invited for ac after doing your documentation? Ie submitting documents... Pls respond

Alexischysom:
I was scheduled for 4th april bt later got another mail for 29th march. Was any other person rescheduled?

Yup... Me too...
BTW is anybody planting on calling those numbers @for those not in lagos presently

Maxicon:
Hello, just got an email that I should come to kpmg tower on 3 April with my documents and filled application form.. is this the Assessment centre/interview or just dropping off documents only.

It's only just documents for now. Assessment center which is the next stage will be communicated after success at this stage. Partners Interview is d final stage. Congratulations to all those who succeeded at d BAT stage. N m wondering what's it with me and the word 'stage'
PS: r u sure it's 3rd April?

Is it only me that keeps checking my phone everyday for KPMG's message. I know dy said 2 weeks but previous results barely takes 4 days. M I d only one anxious around here? #essayresults

khattab008:


Email address?

@Orioner, thanks I have received it.

Pls could you kindly forward it to me too. I thank you. asoyewole@gmail.com

Adetola14:
Hello guys, I was scheduled to write my aptitude test on Saturday March 11th ND was asked to come with a valid Id card, either international passport, voters card, driver's license or any other valid ID card that shows your identity and date of birth, the problem is I don't have any of these cards except a national ID card temporary slip which doesn't carry my date of birth, pls do u know if it would be accepted

I also have the same ish. Hopefully it won't affect. Pls anybody with experience in that line should help by putting our minds at rest...

I would also appreciate a copy of the study pack for kpmg aptitude test. I'm slated for Saturday and I don't even know where to start. Desperately in need of help.... Anybody? Email's asoyewole@gmail.com. thanks in anticipation.

invisibility:

I don't believe anyone will buy this phone with 30k when there are better alternatives that sell far cheaper

do kindly list your cheaper alternatives cuz i don't see many 30k octacore phones

But why...
Y will op tlk about rice lk dt n still post those wonderfully designed and lavish cooked rice samples. What easier way can dt b to make me wanna eat rice tonight

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Rilwayne001:


http://saharareporters.com/2016/12/01/nigeria-audits-33-companies-uncovers-n450b-unremitted-revenue

No wonder ncc wanted to increase data cost...

rawpadgin:
excuse me

are construction workers allergic to PPE

like they haven't heard of work related injuries


construction workers and unsafe act...


someone should please help the zuma meme

You must be an HSE personnel

apholaryn:
why dem table con dry like dis

They don drink am finish nah....