₦airaland Forum

So all he saw on a full page of his prepared speech is 'confusion, confusion and transmission'?

The NPF is without a doubt the most useless of all forces in the world.

PaChukwudi44:
I HOPE YOU KNOW TEH SIZE OF AN AVERAGE CATHOLIC PARISH IN NIGERIA IS EQUIVALENT TO 50 RCCG PARISHES?

Where did you pull this from

Someone clear this, please... Do these guys go around with these neon lights just create that effect

bentlywills:
Afonja

That is Igala mark

getbizy:
Na so naa, dem go just dey resurrect old vacancies that probably have been filled sef

Some of them try, no doubt. There are a good job listing websites with daily jobs on FP and they even post the link content as a means of verification.

This is just fraud!

Bloggers! Other than the graduate trainee opportunities which were posted last month, most of these positions were advertised in January and some, as far back as 2017

The link you even posted is that of a single job.

https://kpmgng.avature.net/careers/SearchJobs

QueenSuccubus:



Well, she better find a man that can cook or marry a chef sha..

She's juz looking for an excuse not to get married

The man's mentality is dangerous. He believes he has no concerns with kitchen issues because he is a man, which is a red flag. Every rational man in this modern day would understand that helping out with home chores does not make you less of a man. That man might not be willing to compromise his crooked mentality for anything.

Ellabae:
The girl can easily teach the man how to cook then. Sincerely i think she doesn't love the man. Cooking should not be one of criteria of choosing a man.

You cannot teach a man who believes cooking is solely a woman's job. You can't.

information1:
Gurus in the house, how do I treat this(check image below).. I noticed it's invalid clicks. I was advised to install " Adsense invalid click protector plugin".. Of which the plugin wasn't working as expected.. (whenever i check my adsense earning, I keep seeing "cent" like $0.12 - $0.20)..

Come to my aids pls

Are you deliberately clicking on your own ads? If no, then install 'Adblock' or 'Adblock Plus' (Chrome Extension, PC) and enable it on your site. For mobile, well... You'd just need to be careful.

For the attached, click or tap on the 'Adsense Policy Centre' to see the pages and current violations. Of course, you can appeal if you feel you didn't violate any rule.

Other than self click, the post makes no sense. This piece should have been proof read properly before being published.

Lies!!!

Those 'criminals' would normally outnumber the policemen in the station, yet, they are made to sit comfortably in front of the 'weapons seized from them'. The funniest part is the policemen behind them rather than manning the weapons.

El-rufai and Buhari should stop playing the Mourinho game here. Nigerians are not daft, please.

Meanwhile, he stated that the Chosen President by God will be a young person and that God made Buhari the President because he wanted Nigerians to Learn

Sowore, probably...

jogsman01:
My laptop is not receiving Wi-Fi signal from my phone, and it does receive from other phone. Meanwhile, other laptop receive signal from my phone. How do I go about this�

1. Open your Network and Connectivity Windows page, look for your WiFi name or phone name.
2. Delete it totally or choose 'forget xxxxx'.
3. Switch off your mobile hot-spot and laptop WiFi and switch back in again.
4. Switch both back on and try to connect. Your PC would prompt for the hot-spot password, enter it and you're good to go.

If it's your PC, it's always recommended to leave it at 'connect automatically'.

I think it is high time we went past this. I can't even wrap my head around the body of the 'car', whether it is carton or metal. It looks hideous.

PassingShot:
Some moderator banned me for 8 months till April 22.

By the time the ban lapsed, I had already lost interest in NL. He achieved his aim somehow.

Lol. Welcome back, bro.

CSTR1003:
humour. ?

You must not be an enthusiast of Nigerian musical tours on YouTube.

Tell me anybody that can command a crowd anywhere in Africa like patorankin apart from davido and wizkid?

Let us forget the Caribbean.

THE END

PassingShot:
Recruitment everyday!

There is no single day we don't read about major recruitmentby big companies in Nigeria.

Truly, the economy has really turned around for good.

Na killer herdsmen be the issue now.

We shall overcome.

Where did you run to since?

CSTR1003:
Thankfully, the headies is not an indication of the biggest artiste or the most successful.

Phyno will pull far more crowd than reminisce.

Runtown ,tekno, patoranking, flavour nabania will pull far more crowd anywhere in Africa than any pretender that is not named davido and wizkid .


That is the most important.

The best humour so far!

CSTR1003:
Thankfully, the headies is not an indication of the biggest artiste or the most successful.

Phyno will pull far more crowd than reminisce.

Runtown ,tekno, patoranking, flavour nabania will pull far more crowd anywhere in Africa than any pretender that is not named davido and wizkid .


That is the most important.

The best humour by far!

Afam4eva:
Have you ever been to Enugu in your life? No artiste is more popular thn the likes of Phyno, Flavour and Zoro in Enugu. So, i don't know where you got your information from.

Secondly, instead of caling the Headies a Yoruba award, i will call it a Lagos award because some of these songs that you think are popular while sitting in your parlor in Lagos are not popular in some other parts of Nigeria. The only artistes in Nigeria that command a national popularity are Davido, Wizkid, Tekno, Runtown and a few others. All these street lagos musician cannot pull crowds in places in the east and far north.

Do you even know music at all By music, I am not referring to the ogene you guys set up with four or five local instrumentalists and you're good to go. Call your kinsmen to know if they know 'Science student' or any of Davido's songs or recent songs and you would be amazed.

If you call Headies a Lagos award, how come the likes of Tecno, Flavour, Phyno (who else?), who though migrated to Lagos, and have been living in Lagos a while now didn't win it? I hate to say this as I am indifferent towards secular songs, this is the year of the likes of Davido and others. This cheap blackmail won't work.

Afam4eva:
Have you ever been to Enugu in your life? No artiste is more popular thn the likes of Phyno, Flavour and Zoro in Enugu.

'In my life'? Why are you generously stupid today Do I need to tell you that I have been living in Enugu for almost four years now??

Popularity, yes. But then, Flavour and Phyno are only popular when they come to the stadium to do their shows? And do you know why the turnout is always massive? These guys don't live in the state. It is not everyday one gets to see celebrities here like they do in Lagos. Now close your eyes and imagine how the stadium would look like if Wizkid or Davido decide's to come around.

Afam4eva:
I really don't understand why people complain about things like this. It's just common sense. The Headies is a Yoruba owned award and they will definitely be bias in giving awards even if they don't intend to. It's just like the grammies. It's an American awardbut from time to time, musicians outside the US get to win it but t's still largely an American award won mostly by Americans.

Afam, wisdom left you a long time ago. You and those who play the tribal card when things don't go your way are the major problems of this country. You were lost sometimes ago when Lil Kesh cum Olamide had issues with Headies just because Reekado Banks won the next rated. Of course, your rebuttal would be that they are both Yorubas.

Even in your Enugu here, Olamide's, Davido's Mayorkun's, Tiwa Savage, Korede Bello, Reekado Banks' songs are in play non-stop. With all due respect to the hardworking Igbo artistes who try so hard to put up their, I don't see any of them in the ranks of Davido and Wizkid (NOT EVEN THE UPCOMING SOLO TWIN), just like Tiwa is reigning as the queen in the industry. Where is Stormrex?

As difficult as 'Science student' is for non Yoruba speakers, you need to see your kinsmen trying very hard to master the lyrics night and day.

Ishilove:
*gasp*

Your dissapoint??

You're making me bray with laughter early in the morning.

Why didn't I see that?

NimbeMighty:
you no get dictionary for ur phone ''Didirin''

You are not even close to the age of my baby cousin, going by your lips and dead face. The Internet is a haven truly.

wristbangle:
A team struggling with one man down team?

Define 'struggling' please.

My disappoint in this referee tonight is something else. And to think that La Liga as a body deemed it okay to use him for the world's most popular clash is just something I can't seem to wrap my head around.

abiodunalasa:
Op when hunger hammer you to that glorious point... Even when you clearly see a Vacancy for the position of a Musician you will apply with your Bsc Accounting.

This is humour at its finest

soberdrunk:
To be honest she has a point because we don't have many options when it comes to Nigerian meals, the average Nigerian restaurant serves "rice" or "garri", even if you go to Nairaland food section you will see that the options are quite limited when it comes to real Nigerian meals....

Don't let me change it for you this morning o! What do you mean 'we don't have many options' You should be able to tell the difference between staple foods and territorial signature meals. The South South alone has nothing less than twenty-five (25) signature meals. I am even yet to talk about the variety signature meals of sub-groups in the South West, particularly among the Ijebus and Ilajes.

Our diversity and difference makes our meals vast and unique. Staple foods don't define us in any way.

Sadly, you won't know these things if you don't travel.

One of my comments in the first leg thread

xynerise:
This is UCL relegation match

iluvpomo:
Good point ... though there are opportunities for Arsenal ... maybe their wingers take shots or send it in for a headed attempt at goal.

Trust me, if Atletico says there won't be goals in the match then it would be so, even if they are down to eight men. Nobody does it better than Atletico when it comes to goalless draws. Arsenal plays like Barcelona; run after the ball like Sega's International Superstar Soccer with Allejo and co. It would be difficult shooting from outside into the eighteen box. Sadly, their passes and flicks would be nulled and void by Felipe and co.

iluvpomo:
Atletico Madrid (#2 in La Liga) playing defensively against Arsenal (#6 in the EPL) in their own stadium!

The strategy for them is simple; protect the away goal advantage at all cost. They are a nuisance to play against. I honestly don't see how Arsenal would score goals here, judging by the way the latter is playing.