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Camavinga hits the cross bar!

Seeing Real Madrid play like they need goals and controlling the game is so weird. The team is 3 goals ahead but the amount of time they have threatened Liverpool is unbelievable.

Ijaya06:
I'll need 10 plates of this to be full 🌝. They still collect tax of $5. Con ask me for tips again

This is a big fat lie. How much is a 10LBS of raw rice? Plus, you can't be charged a $5 tax for a $25.75 purchase. It is not possible. Your tax should be about 7.5% of your total amount and as such about $1.9 as against your claim of $5.

I am dead sure the cost includes delivery, tip and more of the food.

Please lie with ease.

Vinicius is a menace. At his razor-sharp best, he'd rubbish even the most decorated defenders.

LMAO

2-5. This is ridiculous. Borderline crazy!

And then there's the second leg at the Santiago Bernabeu. It will be a burial.

Liverpool is out. No way they can outscore a rampant Real Madrid both at Annfield and at the Bernabeu.

Tough time for Liverpool.

englishmart:
I guess it's subsidized in Nigeria, or the quality here is very substandard.

Purchasing power at play. That's the difference here. Where Netflix's HD sub in Nigeria is 4k/monthly, it is $19.99/monthly here.

IgOga:
It's normal.....there are some jobs abroad that would ask you to renounce one of your citizenships if you are dual national.....there are some countries that would only allow you to hold one nationality....if you live and work there and you want to naturalize then you let your naija citizenship go.....na so

Except for certain political positions, NO JOB or COUNTRY will ask you to denounce your citizenship just to give you a job or make you work with them. It’s ridiculous.

KAM3KAZI:
Just bigger camera and dynamic island, nothing else

Battery too. Got a 14 Pro Max yesterday and I could easily spot the differences in thanks phones thanks Apple’s labels on them highlighting their differences. The dynamic island on the 14 Pro Max is surely bigger. But one thing is certain; Apple is regurgitating devices and passing them off as new ones.

breakthrough22:
Tell me what you would have done if this happened to u .

I [/b]just want to learn from you .The fact that my wife is not someone who like saying sorry .

See ehn, ordinary SORRY would have saved all these dramas .She didn't accept she was wrong

[b]Your problems:

1. Demeaning and humiliating your wife at almost every given opportunity.
2. Short-fused.
3. Distrust.
4. Disrespect towards your wife.

Your mistakes

1. Losing your grip on your household such that your father and brother in law have the balls to yell at you.
2. Meddling. Whatever led to your wife’s family members meddling in your marriage says a lot.
3. Distrust. Whatever led to thinking your wife is with another man is quite something.

My One Cent
Your wife deserves every respect you can muster. She’s human and YOUR WIFE. It just doesn’t make sense to demean or treat her lesser or talk her down just because you are the husband. You need to work on your emotions. Granted, she overstayed, but there are better ways to handle such as a family man. That you told her to move is even more worrisome. Whether your threats were empty or serious, she has a family where she came from. If you are tired, walk up to her family and tell them so.

You have a bigger problem which is your in laws. They are much more in control right now and will dictate to your wife. And because she is tied and attached to them, she’ll listen to them before she does you.

I don’t want to join those who think your wife is cheating but changing your name on her phone before coming home pretty much suggests she is done or acting on emotions…or instructions.

I personally think you carry the larger fault here. Don’t overreach, she’ll come back on her own.

ELEYIofNigeria:
merry christmas chief

Merry Christmas, boss.

There always several angles to issues pertaining to sex with couples. The OP is bragging that he delivers but the wife masturbates. That in itself raise questions about your delivery. When you “deliver”, do you care to know if she is indeed satisfied or you only walk away just because you are good? Half of women globally will probably never experience penile orgasm for obvious reasons.

1. Most men do not pay attention to their women. They just want to get satisfied and sleep off.
2. It takes longer for women to achieve orgasm compared to males.
3. Getting a woman to orgasm goes beyond using the manhood.
4. Like men, women can also, in most cases, suspend or delay their orgasm if they are enjoying the moment. Unfortunately, it means more work for the man.
5. Some women don’t even understand their body enough for a man to understand it on their behalf.

I personally don’t see any problem with a woman masturbating. As a matter of fact, it says a lot about your performance as a man if after sex your wife chooses to masturbate. And the fact that she turns down pre-intimacy might suggest that you suck at it? (Pun intended). Is it bad? Heck, no. Should it be behind the other person, therein lies the problem.

Yes, masturbation can be an addiction but if she was that person many years ago and has now started what she left off, it could be that she has recently not been fulfilled in the bedroom.

I personally would suggest that you join her in her act and compensate her in return. It is more sensible to not just witness her doing it but also understand where she likes to be touched, how she likes it and what not. However, I am still confused at how a woman masturbates without engaging the clit.

So, OP, I recommend you join in. After a session and you realize that she is beyond satisfied, give her some moments to catch her breath and bring up THE CONVERSATION about what to change in your sex life. If you guys have never gotten to that level where you discuss sexual preferences and sex talks easily, perhaps you swallow the African man ego for a minute and act like you know nothing. You might be surprised at what you’ll learn if she opens up.

Sex in marriage shouldn’t be about either but both persons. If both isn’t enjoying it, the tendency to look for what is not missing will always be there.

The vegetable seems overblanched. It is not supposed to come out dark after blanching. Typical efo riro leaves must come out ‘greeny’ yet tender and gentle on the mouth. The blanching technique, is the most crucial aspect to preparing efo riro.

27Pushing30:
Because the average OBIdient does not think let me ask you how hourly rate will work in Nigeria?

The same way Tinubu thinks a credit rating system will work in Nigeria. That has been the hallmark of Tinubu's campaign, innit? How does Tinubu plan on implementing a credit system when we barely Credit Bureau Rating organizations?

-What will be the new minimum wage rate/hour?

The fact that the minimum wage is N30k is because there are elements who benefit from the rot. What the hourly rate would be determined by a couple of factors but the endgame is that Nigerians won't be subjected to slave labour any longer.

-With our poor transport sector how will one be moving from job to job in time? When most times 1 hour isn’t enough to get anywhere.

How do people move to work and home on a daily basis? Please, say something else.

-For the Universities he wants to give 24hour light , how will they afford it? Who is paying ?? What mode of power?

Are/Were you educated in Nigeria at all? Federal Universities all over in Nigeria boasts of better power supply than every residential areas in Nigeria. Bulk of why we protested often in our time as students was because of outages or disruptions. How do they generate these powers in the first place? So, what are you yapping about?

For the traditional rulers what functions will they even be doing? In a Federal presidential system of government? This is a REPUBLIC not a MONARCHY. Jamaica, Australia, New Zealand etc are constitutional monarchies not republics in a Republic a Monarch has NO ROLE.

I think there's a problem with your understanding of local governments and the history of Nigerian politics. Even the countries you referenced, all have local governments. We had monarchial systems in place long before Nigeria became a republic in 1963. That said, our monarchial systems used to play local government and sectional heads. Pray tell, why does your Tinubu's Lagos have an Oba when there is a governor? Or why does Oniru have an Oba when there is an Eti Osa LGA?

[s]And what roles will the traditional rulers be given? What authority? From Alaafin to Olubadan to the baales? Lol[/s]

Please please y’all don’t question anything at all.

Coming from the supporters of Ba Ba Blu, classic!

TheNiceGuy:
You're advised not to bother reading, it's full of lies and propaganda. Laying claim to do what ONLY can be done by the legislature.

Obi and his rodents does not even understand what's called governance and Politics

But you believe a demented Tinubu who wants to implement the US credit system? You had better vote Peter Obi for the very sake of your future. Hourly rates in Nigeria should have been a thing by now, not the horrible exploitative monthly rates.

I’ll take this over one with the stolen childhood picture of Donald Duke.

Gbadespet:
Have you people bring out that kind of thing,why are you people shouting Muslim won't accept when you've not tried it....
Christians should propose that kind of thing and see the reaction of things....
You people are making out without trying.

No sane group or people should even think or nurture the idea. What is wrong is wrong. Ideally, we shouldn’t even be contemplating another Muslim president after Buhari’s 8 years. Power should effortlessly shift to the South and to a Christian. This is how it has played out since 1999 but we that isn’t even talked about anymore. Now, it’s the case of some defending same faith ticket, claiming it shouldn’t be about religion but about personality. The same persons are as dirty and unfit as unwashed butt and slots combined.

It’s politics, let’s all continue to defend the abominable because a dying man with first degree dementia is power hungry and his hungry foot soldiers are headlessly matching with him.

I hate to be the one to say this but the Yoruba people are a BIG problem to Nigeria and our polity. I understand that there are Yoruba people who do not share the Muslim Muslim ticket viewpoint but I don’t find it surprising that THE ONLY ETHNIC GROUP THAT HAS TRIED OR ATTEMPTED SAME FAITH TICKET ARE THE YORUBA PEOPLE. First, Abiola and now Tinubu. And unfortunately, Tinubu is doing this at a time when targeted attacks against Christians are a thing and our coexistence is being threatened.

For the sake of cohesion and fairness, a Muslim Muslim ticket is as dangerous ISWAP or Boko Haram terrorizing Nigeria.

PoliteActivist:
Abroad people: will you relocate back home if given $40k?

Home guys: $40k to stay in Naija OR $1k to enter any country of your choice without papers. Pick one

$40k? Really When annual salary is $60k+? LMAO!

dfrost:
O yeah small club that warrants your attention on their thread and discussion?

Obviously. A global enigma is in the eye of the storm here. You obviously won’t catch me on a Manchester United football thread for a reason.

dfrost:
Sanchez Baba I no agree for this one ooh. Worst case scenario, resign and float your own company.

No individual is greater than a company that employs him. None.

It’s a two way thing;

1. You have worked for several multinational corporations in the past, bagged awards and contributed greatly that these companies expanded their reach further. Then you walk away when the ovation is high and loudest, knowing you have achieved all there is and want a new challenge.

2. You apply to work in a national company with no goal or objective for expanding into other countries yet. For someone with your wealth of experience in several multinational corporations, you’re the star attention in this company. You most likely:

A. Got there by choosing to accept a new challenge and help grow this particular business, not minding your insane portfolio.

B. You probably have a stake or sentiment towards this national organization and want to see them succeed at all cost.

However, in the corporate world, these are not often the case because you probably won’t get hired in the first place. Such companies will look at your resume, apologize and say you’re too overqualified and that they won’t be able to provide you with the necessary resources that comes with your experience and status for the role.

In football, you can be hired and allowed to roll with their fingerlings in the name of competing. Such is the case of Ronaldo at United.

Angelfrost:
Just say you love Ronaldo far more than United, and rest please!

No need for all these shalaye!

There are millions of United fans who have stayed true to the Club before Ronaldo came and have remained till now! I dare you to utter those words in their midst!

No wonder they insult you Nigerians on foreign football pages... Una too dey misyarn! SMH!!!

United is a small club. If you like, cry blood, it doesn’t mean the club will win Europa, the Premier League or a major trophy anytime soon. It is a small club for a reason.