₦airaland Forum

Tkayhandsome:
India na country?

No, na nation also sub continent. India is far more advanced in technology and infrastructure than Nigeria. They are just overwhelmed by population but they are strategically moving upwards.
Economy wise India is powerhouse. Ever heard of BRICS?
Nigerian currently wants to join them to form BRINCS Southey fit help you wella.

noblemails:
I stand to prove you wrong. I am currently in India now and 90% of cars here are manual

You dey mind the other guy you quoted?

India too far, majority of east and southern part of African manual cars rules. Even Ghana for backyard here.
Naija shifted to mainly autos in the 80s when we ditched German and Belgium cars and went for American spec.

Crixie:
A greater percent of cars in Germany are manual cars though

Correct.
Not just Germany but greater Europe as a whole. Only lazy Americans popularized auto shift cars.
Those who still need control and power in their cars go for stick shift even sports and other race cars.

The newer transmission in cars combine the best of both worlds albeit in auto mode tho.

shyling:
So in your wisdom men drive better than women? Nonsense third degree! I have seen experienced crazy women drivers.... Who shift the stick like a toy..... Stop stereotyping women.... When most men were trekking Funmilayo Ransome Kuti bought and drove her car in Nigeria! Women are humans....that you think your wife and other women around you are inferior doesn't mean that our own women are second class humans like you view those around you!

Give this guy a chilled bottle of Orijin non alcoholic. You are the real deal man #NoHomo.
I will choose a stick gear over auto tranny any time any day, for the reasons already outlined here.
But if you are a learner or lazy driver, I will advise you get a clean Naija used Japanese auto sedan for a start. It should be far less than 2M. Run from the Rio.
BTW no more heavy traffic in Lagos since fuel increase.
Real ladies drive manual too. I see a lady brt and even danfo and private bus and hilux drivers. Go girl.

Danfuster:
You seriously need to mind the way you handle punctuation

Let me try to punctuate it differently and see if it will be better.
Quoting Alikote:
5.5? That's armed robbery! Been with GTB for4 years, rate are over 15[%]. The investment banking is in same place as any branch, just ask [for the] investment section, write an application which is forwarded to Head Office. [You] can scan and send to [your] account officer. Buy bond if u will not be around for long. 15.54[%], by the time [you,re] back [your] fund go be almost double in 5yrs. It is zero risk, less risky,than fixed deposit. Banks can go under.

@ Alikote, feelamong and other gurus in the house; My question now is: Will the re-opening FGN Bonds auctioning on the 17th of this month still be at 15.54% for 2012.
Seeing the table below from DMO does not state the percentage for the reopened 2012 bid

Bond Name % FGN JUL 2021 (Re-opening) 12.50% FGN JAN 2026 (Re-opening) 12.40% FGN MAR 2036 (Re-opening)
Term-To-Maturity 4 Years, 11 Months 9 Years, 5 Months 19 Years, 7 Months
Range of Amount on Offer (N' bil) 35-45 25-35 35-45
Original Tenor 5-Year 10-Year 20-year

Lukmann1:
why will she also posted such important detailed of hers on Facebook. who do that now and days. These shall service as a lessen with others of her types.

Kai menini..
I am almost certain this is the type of turenchi all those aboki appointees were bombarding Gen Casandra that blew one of his eardrums...

It must been a case of trying to follow the footsteps of the leaders at the top. This one couldn't hire many SANs fah

Oga feelamong,
What rates were announced in the OMO by CBN?

feelamong:
CBN has just announced OMO...

This should be the game changer on the yields and Tbills discount rate going forward!

okonja:
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Code is 43139640




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Thanks bruv

okonja:
Funny username: "Copiescopy"

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okonja pls help with this.

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barezy:
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DEAFandDUMB:
Doing great...
How you doing?

Doing great, dearie. Thanks for asking.

DEAFandDUMB:
Is Tunubu God?...
Please stop this..

You dey mind that goon?
Let him be, his brain needs resetting...

How you dey jare?

barezy:
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Please help to regenerate.

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barezy:
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Unlock (V1): 50391383
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femi4:
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LesbianBoy:
Don't tell me you are your nairaland moniker o. Because I am no were near my nairaland moniker

And the headline reads:
Stop the Press
LesbianBoy makes a move on DeafandDumb....
Or better still...
Extra Xtra read all about it...
LesbianBoy moves in on DeafandDumb..

The paper go sell wella...
Runs off to the printer's...

DEAFandDUMB:
Put it in writing and send it to mail box cos I can't hear you..

Haha haha... you didn't disappoint at all with this reply. Please gather enough evidence incase of incasity.

Quite interesting...you sense of dexterity no be hia. Kippitup

DEAFandDUMB:
If you have a product you selling in the market and one customer approached you and asked..

Oga, is this your product real or fake?

Be sincere, what will be your reply?

Nice response ...very thoughtful of you.

Keep it up...pweety one.

femi4:
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femi4:
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I have a very simple solution to this.
Let all those who are not fasting go plus those from the next batch who don't fast. Then move mohamedians to the next batch.
That way they can observe their hunger strike for now. They can also take leave without pay from work while observing their 101 so called fast.
Buncha hypocrites...so you load up your tummy with heavy breakfast at 5am skip lunch and load up again with heavy diner including fruits ....just skipping lunch and you are still complaining...
There is a reason the first meal of the day is called breakFAST.

See them all dressed freely and open faced.
Meanwhile their husband and his hisbah police will be hounding and prodding the poor zealots wives to dress like ninjas and masquerades even in that hot Kano sun, with their half trousers and he-goat beards...

Hypocrites everywhere!!!!
Practice what you preach, and marry off your under ages girls out to older men too...for where...

wowmenow:
Thanks for your correction please also correct the sentence below
madam while you are away osinbajo promise budget will be ready in few days and buhari have made him become a liar by sending the budget back to senate

You are welcome.

It should read:
Madam, while you were away, Osinbajo promised that the budget will be ready in few days time, but Buhari have made him a liar by sending the budget back to the Senate.

Its a winding sentence, better to break it into smaller statements to avoid misinterpretation.
Eg:
Madam, while you were away, Osinbajo promised that the budget will be ready in few days time.
But by sending the budget back to the Senate again, Buhari have made him a liar.

wowmenow:
welcome ma, may God protect you from kidnappers
But why you are kidnapped Lai Mohammed wants Nigeria graduate to dress masquerade
why you are kidnapped fidelity bank MD was removed and replaced with a Fulani man
why you are kidnapped Enugu police commissioner was sacked for saying its Fulani that attacked Enugu

It is while you were.... Not you are... Also, learn to punctuate, while at it.
Go school una no gree, selling your brains to social media na im una sabi...youths of nowadays shah....
Others will say formal in place of former...

No insults..just learn and take corrections...

Ignorance is bliss as they say..but relax before you burst a vein for nothing...
It was just a joke..
FYI: if a glo line ports to MTN, it will still retain the glo number range...

Kapish!!!

PMONEY6:
Rubbish joke.
A glo number receiving free data from MTN.

iyb:
Sum up everything you said it still doesn't make the north more promiscuous than the south. pregnancy before marriage is considered ok by some in the south, having sex with ur girlfriend is considered ok by some,some don't even marry till after giving birth to children ,southerners have accepted that it's not a must for you to find a virgin wife that is not the case in the north ask anyone what will happen if a girl gets pregnant outside the bounds of marriage, ask anyone the type of conflict that ensues when a man finds out his wife is not a virgin call a spade a spade southerners are more promiscuous by a far margin

The pursuit for virgin here on earth and in the afterlife is the reason for all the escalating terrorism globally and you are here still talking...suicide bombers are hoping in vain for 72 such luscious tight virgin "vjayins". The reason for so much divorce up there is also linked to this. They keep marrying child brides and divorcing after the fourth one. Even Mo himself had over 11wives including slaves so dont go there. You may say what about King solomon..
The truth is in this day and age human rigths and fairneas should supercede archaic laws and religion shenanigans..

iyb:
When you said that didn't you feel the urge to laugh I am sure it sounded funny to you cos promiscuity level is way lower in hausa land than the south and they are fewer hausa ladies working as prostitutes when compared with southern girls.
This is the one thing that is undebatable between the north and the south even celebrities are affirming the situation no hausa celebrity is baby mama or baby daddy same can't be said for your side

Where did you get your stats from... With the prevalent rape..sex violence and child marriages and abuse up north why will you think because popular artists have baby mams..then the south will be adjudged more promiscuous.
The truth is that this sharia people are the worst of all hypocritics. What they do in the hidden they try to enforce with their stupid sharia laws. A lady has as much rights as a man to be single. Being single and alone in a hotel is not a crime or how does that stop the emirs and mullas from having sex slaves and child brides. For crying out aloud why do they have state police in form of the so called hisbah. Southern governors are just stupid and docile.. Why not form Aladimma traditional ploice too to clear out those murderous fulani herdsmen that are raping and destroying lives and goods up south.