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NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 1:47am On Oct 06, 2016
Nzeh12:
They haven't uploaded yet. I think they're about pasting the last batch of names, b4 sending to nysc
If thunder no wan fire Uniport, make dem no just paste any last batch of names again ooo!
Make those ones no kon pour sand for the Garri of those of us wey our names don comot since April!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 11:55am On Oct 04, 2016
y0rmee:
Well, we really can't say until the website is back live.

Although, i'm suspecting that response was made by a bot.
That was a Bot, evidently.

It just regurgitated what it was filled with.

Trash!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 11:37am On Oct 04, 2016
Yormee,

Did you tell that customer service robot that you wanted to check time table?

Why was it saying you should re-check time table instead of Senate list on NYSC portal?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 11:16am On Oct 04, 2016
guruvicawelt:
hehehe if only twill be easy to collect d cert na. the way i dey see am na crowd go dey dat senate building dah week. blood of God.. twill b like stress week ceremony. besides if them go make the gown payment optional, ah will b glad cus after collecting dah cert, d next time i go ever step ma foot into dah skul, twill b for transcript.
Make which gown payment optional?

E be like say you no know University of extortion?

Dem go rather make your certificate optional than that convocation gown.

Na the reason I dey always yarn say na dimwits and morons full University of extortion administration - from the VC to the Non-Academic Staff!

How sensible administration go just like to frustrate her alumni anyhow?

Wetin go be dem gain for the queue wey go dey when we wan collect certificate?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 9:55am On Oct 04, 2016
guruvicawelt:
grin grin ma broda e worri me o. mayb d gown go fit protect us from avengers na.. we arent taking it home o. even if am to take it home, of what use will it b, is not like am in a choir..
No be person wey get time to come the nonsense convocation.

Shey na for my PPA wey I go dey I go dey rush come for convocation? Something wey dem don already fix for February this year, but that clueless, moronic VC wey una get say make dem postpone indefinitely.

Na make I collect my certificate from that University of extortion ball out!

Though, I still dey chill till middle of this month before I go come for my remaining clearance.

I no fit come now kon dey wait till one week before NYSC wey certificate go ready.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 6:04pm On Sep 25, 2016
Posimii:
Eeeeya sweetheart.it wasn't like dat oooh. I wanted to check on u one time like dat, but I didn't kno who to ask. Besides av been off nd on too. Pele ehn. So where av u been?
Posiimi, longest time. How far?

Any news from school?

Would be better if we chatted on Whatsapp.
My Whatsapp number: 08139270837.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 12:33am On Sep 19, 2016
kapable75:
it could be done anywhere, its just a harmless printing.
Thanks, Bruv.

You are far too kind.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 12:12am On Sep 19, 2016
kapable75:
it depends largely on your location. #1000-#1500 is the average price base on my little observation coupled the the #3000 for online printing of CUL.
Wow! Thanks.

But that printing of CUL, is it meant to be done in the same place where registration is done or it can be done anywhere else?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 11:44pm On Sep 18, 2016
kapable75:
first, it is not all cafes that does nysc registration. its just like jamb registration which some designated centers are allowed or permitted to do it. but generally, c form is always given you to fill in your details and the forms do fly online too. am just trying to answer from different view points cos your question looks short but broad.
Any idea of cost of registration?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 11:22pm On Sep 18, 2016
My question is: Anyone with the idea of how much NYSC registration is done at Cybercafes and Business centres?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 8:03pm On Sep 15, 2016
kaysy:
I beg add 1 Northern state in your considerations, its just advisable for all B16 PCM to consider a Northern state in their choices because u MUST choose 2 Northern states during Registration.


Register Your NYSC B16 Online Registration At Shop 14 Bakassi Hall, Yabatech.
Why must we choose 2 Northern States during registration? Aren't PCMs meant to choose one State in each Geo-political zone?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 10:52pm On Sep 09, 2016
chalsixtus:
awww boss I know that babe
Which means you would know that her slim friend, Ada?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 5:44pm On Sep 09, 2016
chalsixtus:
hossana suit 2
You should know Chinelo then?

She used to stay at Hossana 2, before she moved to Diamond Villa - that beautiful new lodge adjacent De Genks.

She was my coursemate.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 4:55pm On Sep 09, 2016
chalsixtus:
oga chumaster and oga y0rmie werin una talk for this "proposed" timetable ? sapien wadduyu fink?
I thought prospective corp members have been warned against believing in rumoured timetable except it's from NYSC website?

I don't believe in the proposed timetable.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 4:49pm On Sep 09, 2016
chalsixtus:
hossana suit
Hossana Suit?
Hossana 1 or 2?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 9:12am On Sep 09, 2016
chalsixtus:
lmao ,I stay in pH ,, but if its not not uniport baes then it isn't
yep I lived @ aluu too
You stayed at Falcon or Mega hilton or PHS?
I know say na the happening hostels for Aluu be this.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 9:11am On Sep 09, 2016
skoloppy31:


Yinmu...tell person wey dn carry over chm 222 and eee231 2 times and you go understand what am saying
Lol.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 12:08am On Sep 09, 2016
Badtenglish:
Another liar Muhammed in d making
Okay. Whatever rocks your boat or makes you sleep well at night.

I got nothing to prove to you.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 12:07am On Sep 09, 2016
Badtenglish:
Another liar Muhammed in d making
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 11:52pm On Sep 08, 2016
SHEEGO2015:
And u ar not part of dem
I was part of them, but I needn't start bragging, you know?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 11:38pm On Sep 08, 2016
skoloppy31:
Baba forget am,for my alma matta (Lautech),dem dey give us material 3 days to exam 200 pages ooo and you must read from pali to pali..I do finish new pen in 3 days when am writing exam.
Cramming without comprehension will still lead to failure.

What's the essence of pouring everything down in the exam hall, and you forget what you have just read immediately after the exam?

What I noticed in my department during my University days was that those who read to understand came out with better grades than the pure crammers.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 11:04pm On Sep 08, 2016
Nzeh12:
Lol .... I know no course is easy sha, buh I don't see much in Art courses sha. U guys can just read 2 days to exams and blow.
Says who?

If you are an indolent reader, who's always waiting for few days to exam before you read in the Faculty of Humanities, then you are destined for failure or probably low CGPA.

You think it's calculations where you can cram formulas?

Can you cram a 6-page essay? And you must not write less, say 2 pages, else you would score low.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 10:59pm On Sep 08, 2016
joshuachuks93:
No mk am ur identity o b4 u go enta camp go enta d one wey go gee u wahala o.....
Wetin bad if him make girls him identity?

No be woman born am?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 10:16pm On Sep 08, 2016
Posimii:
Nope,was only advising u to reduce ur noticing talent else u Neva can tell. You don't kno d one u ll notice n enter well y noticing so just advising u.
Okay, Ma.

Next time I'm in Uniport, I'll shut my eyes so that I won't notice the girls.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 9:57pm On Sep 08, 2016
Posimii:
ohhohh kwontinue noticing den. I pray God help nna bfor nna go notice d one way go b notice n follow yhmmm
Notice and follow, huh?
If it was like that, I would have been lost since 2011, considering the ones I have noticed since then are innumerable.

Meanwhile, where you trying to mail me?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 9:51pm On Sep 08, 2016
chalsixtus:
dude uniport is the fountain of baes ,,,I chose education girls as average because thats my faculty don't fancy them ,,,,bro seriously sometimes I feel like I would fall sick because over here far away from choba I am.not feeding my eyes well with the right quality of babes
Bwahahahaha! Lwkmd!

Shey na Maiduguri you dey stay?
Open your phone to Uniport.edu.ng, you go feed your eyes tire with Uniport girls.
Me too, I don miss all those Aluu girls tire!
You go see tire for Aluu nah, especially all those pritaso girls wey dey blind boys with various forms of bumshorts and tanktops.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 9:43pm On Sep 08, 2016
Posimii:
Are u serious? How come I Neva noticed dem? I think it abt wat u want to see( give ur attention to). If u intend seeing just hotties den u can always locate even wen dey r far from u and if u want to see normal humans u can always see dem even wen hotties surround u like Jericho wall.
There are hotties everywhere in Uniport, even in my department.

And you never noticed them because you are a girl.
Girls are not meant to notice their fellow girls, but guys. Lol.

Meanwhile, are you saying there are abnormal humans in Uniport?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 8:53pm On Sep 08, 2016
chalsixtus:
lol bro education girls are average ,,, I would go for pharmacy, humanities and management as sophisticated
Education girls are average?

Wow! I hardly believe this your assertion ooo.

What about those ones I used to see at Choba?

Yeah. Management girls, too, are bunch of hotties; Accounting and Finance and Banking girls can make one's temperature rise.

I used to tell my friends here in Lagos; if you don't go blind in Uniport, as a result of too many hotties you get to see on daily basis, as a guy, you can never go blind again. Lol.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 8:38pm On Sep 08, 2016
chalsixtus:
lol bro engineering get girls ?
I used to see some back then.

My roommate, while I was staying at the hostel in year 1, was Chemical Engineering course representative.

Those girls used to throng into my room in their droves to submit assignments and term papers.

Most of them are average looking. They are not as sophisticated and flashy as those Faculty of Humanities and Education girls.

Those ones are hotties. Lol.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 8:26pm On Sep 08, 2016
Nzeh12:
Aii, Fine girls department. Hope ur day went well tho
Fine girls' department, huh?

Which, evidently, means Engineering girls are ugly?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m): 8:20pm On Sep 08, 2016
carik:
I dey Gbaga dey look una two.
Siddon there dey look us. Na jealousy dey worry you. Lol.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sapien(m):
Posimii:
You like writing long essay,,,,,,cool,HDS students are good at dat.There history no b here now. We once borrowed ur course and it was sometin else. All those Egypt pyramid stooooriii yhmmmm it wasn't easy at all.
And how come u kno all those bus stations, u try ohhh.
I stay somewhere along shaa.
That was in 100 level: Major World Civilization HDS 100.1.

Quite intricate, but interesting course.

How I came to know all those bus stations?
I have been residing at Ikorodu since 2005, hence my familiarity with those stations.

Somewhere along where, by the way?

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