₦airaland Forum

mightyleks:
No na its a country in the continent of Nigeria #iranu

Continent of Nigeria?
#Faints.

dipson546:
yes now.....

Maybe in Somalia or Burundi, definitely not in Nigeria.

dipson546:
yes now.....

Maybe In Somalia or Burundi, definitely not in Nigeria.

Fabulocity:
My second choice was Lagos
Third choice was Abuja
Fourth choice was Calabar. I'm really hoping for Lagos though .
I think calabar is a good state . I've heard several good reviews about it. They treat their corpers right, cost and standard of living is okay and its an interesting place.
I'm crossing my fingers sha and you're right, you may not necessarily be posted to any of the states you selected. This was even posted on their website.

Blood of Jesus!

Is Calabar a State?

guruvivicawelt:
building/project all those ones na government they do those ones.. the money is been shared among themselves. or dont u know uniport professors are one of d riches if not d riches we have in d country.. how do u think they come about der customised ford explorer..forget d salary, they get heavy pay checks all in d name of allowances. i even overheard a professor telling his colleague that d skul is oweing him 7m NGN unpaid allowances. 7m for what discovering dah egg has bone?

Bwahahaha!

Useless people! Bunch of extortionists!

Bunch of anti-Robin-hoods: Taking from poor undergraduates, giving to rich professors.

joshuachuks93:
Na so o. U hv to pay 3k for convocation brochure....wey u neva dey sure of o.

After the 12500 for Convocation pack?

THUNDER!

Greatness366:
even at that is way too high i tot fed uni are less expensive.besides conv gown na by force for una sch? Cos in my sch Delsu is nt by force i didnt even attend my conv cos of distance our allumni is 2k i hv nt taken cert i hv only sor but cert is nt more than 5 to 7k

You no go ever understand Uniport! Na everything be compulsory for that school.

The worst part be say we no dey see anything wey dem dey take the money wey dem dey extort from us do.

Na so so abandoned projects and uncompleted buildings full school environment.

I just wish the combined forces of EFCC and DSS go storm that school, arrest the VC, lock am up for life, throway the keys into the pacific ocean!

guruvivicawelt:
dah one na joke of d season... i neva hear dat one o.. i neva even pay for d golden gown yet e come remain.. let them not beta try it o..

Na this one be the rumour wey dey circulate now ooo, and the rumour dey strong.

Na to carry horn go senate that day begin dey swear for every one of them.

ibroh22:
40k kwa!!!!!,,on top wetin,,,,when we pay less than 4.5k for our own,,,, certificate,convocation gown etc.you need EFCC to come carry your vc

You no go believe as I dey wake up everyday dey swear for that demonic VC.

For this kind Buhari economy, na him the demon dey extort jobless graduates.

You no go believe say people dey borrow to kon pay the 40K.

Greatness366:
abeg which kin clearance una dey pay 40k for nawa oi ETERNITY clearance no reach dat amt na uniport own come reach am i carry yansh for una

My sister, na combination of Alumni fees, Certificate fees, Convocation gown fees be that 40K ooo!

That school na extortionist dem be ooo!

guruvivicawelt:
yes bro na originals.. abi we wan pay 23k for SOR na to meet d VC one on one

Meet VC one-on-one? Lmfao

Like say una Uniport boys get mouth reach that level!

If una get mouth, we no suppose pay 23K for certificate, in the first place or 12500 for convocation fees.

And I dey hear another rumour say Uniport fit even give us SOR pending after convocation when dem go start to give original certificate.

guruvivicawelt:
lol ur head dey der joor.. na there sure pass o... na so A corpers do there own o.. for small gate there those boiz go give u d exact id card

Wetin be this rumour wey I dey hear say before we collect our certificate again, we go still pay 3K?

This your Uniport sef! After we don pay over 40K for clearance?

guruvivicawelt:
wow thanks for this vital info.. i prefer my biometric id joor for nysc than that fake faculty id... d tin done wash so make i kuku give am to uniport... hmmm buh we cant b too sure that nysc wont need id wen we present cert cus i heard people who went for batch A had dat issue

So, what about some of us wey be say na only biometric ID card we get, no faculty and departmental?

E be like say those boys for Choba dey produce ID cards?

joshuachuks93:
When u go 4 ur cert. gv dem eida ur deptmental or faculty ID as i submited dt of my dept. Altho i heard if u hv ur cert. u don't nid ID in camp bt if u hv ur SOR or Success letter u will nid ur ID.

Which automatically means if Uniport is collecting our ID cards, they would issue us original certificate.

How do you launder £91million smartly without EFCC/DSS paying you an early morning visit?

Hide it in Manchester United's midfield.

*In Tekno's voice* 4-Lake give me love 0.

If this was street football in Lagos, the team conceding such a quick goal would claim they weren't ready.

Hit like if you can relate with this!

guruvivicawelt:
hehehehe d guy haff run

Na to gather gang-beat that guy now!

sonymax16:
Where that una DSA (thesenator) wey dey form kingkong for here
Cc
Posiimi
Sapien

No mind the mumu jor!

mangala14:
Finally, I have printed my call up letter. Although I have unfinished business across the river, I will jejely stay in Oyo

Call-up letter?

Like seriously?

Funkeadeoye:
is it possible to pick two states from the same region? like picking south west,south east and south south

No.

You can't choose two states from the same region.
For example, you can't choose Lagos and Oyo together or, better still, Anambra and Enugu together.

However, from the examples you gave, if I actually got you right, you can pick Two states from either two of South West, South East and South South.

frankieolutayo:
If you're using a phone to browse nysc portal,u can't create an account or log in. You can only use a computer. It happened to me,i had to connect to a laptop with hotspot.

Lies.

I created my account with my phone; a Blackberry for that matter, not even an Android.

Yes. Done with my registration.
Abuja, Kaduna, Anambra, Lagos.

iAmHelen:
Google mail is the best. Yahoo mail will give you problem.

I have both e-mail, but it's been long I used my gmail; it's almost dormant.

My yahoomail is where I receive most of my messages.
Which means the operator will open a new one for me?

iAmHelen:
That's serious...Try to check your mail. Sorry dear.

Does Yahoomail work or is it only googlemail that is required?

guruvivicawelt:
they are good except for kaduna o

Guru, how much dem kon charge you for the cafe wey you register?

guruvivicawelt:
hehehehe na 2day. uniport done turn us into readcraft and readzadry o.. all d TDB we do no reach to b one

So, you sef be one of those boys wey dey go sleep and chase those hot babes for Choba classes on the pretence of reading?

I spend four year for that school, I no even, for once, step my feet for night class.

I no dey carry my sweet night sleep play for anything.

Any book wey I wan read, na for daytime.

LogoDWhiz:
Well, you don't really have much of a problem.
I believe your school would not make a mistake when writing it..

Even if you get your SOR a day to camp, you have no problem. As long as you take it along with you to camp.

Thanks, boss.

kwynette:
Has anybody from NYSC University seen their name?

NYSC University?

Which one is NYSC University again kwa?

LogoDWhiz:
waiting for when the posting letter will be out..

Wishing you guys a hitch-free registration.

Make sure the course on your statement of result/Certificate is what you will be selecting during registration.

Be careful of cafe operators who like to do multiple applications at one time.

Make sure you see the confirmation of your thumbprint and it is your own thumbprint.

All the best...

Chairman, what about some of us that haven't collected our Certificate/SOR?

For example, from my school, Uniport, SOR and/or Certificate would be ready a week to camp.

And apparently, Registration would have closed prior to that period.

guruvivicawelt:
oya posimmi joshuachuks and them rest of uniqueness na 12am tinz 2moro?

You and who dey go sleep for Cybercafe for 12am?

You wan initiate us into witchcraft or na wizardry?

Uniport PCMs, go and check your names on the NYSC portal ooo!
Our names are out ooo!
I saw mine already!