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Education › Re: Webometrics Ranks UNN First In Nigeria by sapien(m): 12:28pm On Jan 27, 2016

MadCow1:
You dey answer question with question..

You must be a Uniben student or a Benin guy.

Lol. I no be Uniben student ooo. But I sabi your antecedent as you take dey hate on Uniben nah!

Education › Re: Webometrics Ranks UNN First In Nigeria by sapien(m): 12:18pm On Jan 27, 2016

leksbore:
where is the almighty UNILORIN and Futminna that pursue due to 1.5cgpa semester at the end of 100 level ooo,,,,,no where they can never be and will never be recognised beyond that north that they are..... I guess all this schools don't practise 1.5. syndrome and whereas they are still far far ahead.....God bless UNILAG.

Wetin you sef go do for school wey you no fit make 1.5 at the end of session? That kind person suppose go learn Vulcanizer.

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Education › Re: Webometrics Ranks UNN First In Nigeria by sapien(m): 12:16pm On Jan 27, 2016

dason4life:
Na Delsu na

No. According to Madcow, it's Uniben. Argue it and run mad!

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Education › Re: Webometrics Ranks UNN First In Nigeria by sapien(m): 12:02pm On Jan 27, 2016

MadCow1:
I wonder if there is a ranking for World's most Useless Universities..

Who can guess the Nigerian University that would be number one..
Uniben, bah? Lol.

Free recharge card for the correct answer.

Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos Prophet Sets Member On Fire Because God Asked Him To by sapien(m): 10:59am On Jan 19, 2016

That Nkechi's reply though- "I believe it's the sins of the victim that made her burn, the prophet of God could not have lied."

Religion is really the opium of the masses, according to Karl Marx. A prophet that should have be chained and sent to Yaba psychiatric home, the useless lady is spewing nonsense in justification of his heinous act! Smh. Prophets preying on the gullibility of Nigerians since 1900.

Health › Re: Pictures Of A Guy Washing His Joystick Where Oil Is Being Sold by sapien(m): 12:53pm On Jan 18, 2016

osaslord500:
They always wash their joystick before talking to Allah, smh

Mumu, If dem no wash the joystick, how Allah wan take dash dem 77 virgins?

Christianity Etc › Re: Emmanuel Omale Predicts Death Of Actress In 2016 by sapien(m): 9:42pm On Jan 11, 2016

Religion is the opium of the masses!

Family › Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by sapien(m): 2:54pm On Jan 07, 2016

Backdraftdraft:
Started having real sex from primary 2... As a kid I have experienced what ur son experienced and I wasn't close to 10 years old and those memories are still fresh on My mind... I was never into smoking or drinking till date but I became a super lover of puci... Obsessed with sex with who ever I love n dated... Good thing was I am more of a faithful guy but had a voracious appetite for sex... You should be more worried abt d future consequences of it cos u can't brainwash out of it.. Currently in my early 30thirties

Bros, who asked you for your life history?

*In Don Jazzy's voice* If it's that woman's asss you want to eat, come and collect the sex tape.

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Family › Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by sapien(m): 2:50pm On Jan 07, 2016

Simple stuff. Tell the boy you are trying to remove the hairs stuck in Mum's asss with your teeth.

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Romance › Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by sapien(m): 9:56pm On Dec 29, 2015

Do guys still do this silly pick up lines in 2015? That's so 2000! Get a girl you like, walk up to her, and engage her in a meaningful discourse. Heck, she will release her number if you are a smooth talker. Then, the friendship can start from there.

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Education › Re: NUC Bans Online Degrees, Abacha Varsity Certificates by sapien(m): 8:18am On Jul 24, 2015

Nigeria- A very backward country! Banning online degree in 2015? Giant of Africa indeed. What happens to regulation?

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Family › Re: Wife Always Accuse Him Of Not Being Romantic After Watching Telemundo Channel.! by sapien(m): 11:59am On Jul 16, 2015

Telemundo is meant for ladies with low IQ now.

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Politics › Re: Scene Of The Bomb Blast In Zaria, Kaduna State (Graphic Photos) by sapien(m): 1:00pm On Jul 07, 2015

To all nairalanders, sudden Death shall not locate you and your family members in the remainder of this year in Jesus name.

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Politics › Re: Do You Think Segun Oni Really Deserves This Kind Of Insult From Governor Fayose? by sapien(m): 3:22pm On May 16, 2015

socialmediaman:
Well, Fashola seems to be popular in the state, i don't know what informed Segun Oni's assertion that he may be unpopular. Politics is a game of numbers

Bros, no vex oooo, you puff kush? When did Fashola become the governor of Ekiti State?

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Politics › Re: Abacha Used Lipstick To Coat His Cracked Lips At A Summit In 1997 (photo) by sapien(m): 10:53pm On May 04, 2015

The most corrupt head of State in Nigeria's history. The only man who beat GEJ's records in plundering of State's resources.

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Family › Re: Is It Wrong To Fart Before Your Partner/spouse? by sapien(m): 7:21am On Mar 01, 2015

EnlightenedSoul:
I would so not forgive that, lol. Please, hightail it to nearest bathroom.

You shouldn't subject others to your foul excretions. It's rude...and disgusting.

What If, at that point, there is no rest room nearby? Please, there is nothing wrong releasing the air in the presence of a spouse, especially if both of you enjoy a huge chemistry. An understanding spouse will just laugh it off, and will not have grouse with it.

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Romance › Re: Ashamed And Tired Of Being A Virgin... by sapien(m): 10:43pm On Jan 31, 2015

Your mates are in the University striving hard to come out top of their class, you are here on Nairaland scheming to lose your virginity.

Goodluck in your quest to become a certified sex freak!

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Education › Re: UNN Produces 85 First Class Degrees, As 14,015 Students Graduate by sapien(m): 8:50pm On Jan 30, 2015

Tydies:
So UNN expelled me when am about to start writing ma final year project for trying to sort a lecturer for good grade..No problem am already Educated without a certificate. Am satisfied already..But mark ma words, I will come back bigger and stronger..

Craze dey your head! So, you wanted to sort your lecturer for good grades? Later, in couple of years time, you would be clueless unable to defend your certificate. And, ironically, it's your type that rants all over Nairaland, calling Buhari an illiterate.

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Education › Re: Ekiti State University Students Rioting Now In Epe, Lagos. by sapien(m): 3:35pm On Jan 26, 2015

There was a country!

Celebrities › Re: Singer Emma Nyra Shares Risque Topless Photo!!! by sapien(m): 10:17am On Jan 24, 2015

Emma Nyra ko, Emma Kobo ni.

Nonsense!

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Family › Re: Should A Woman Help Her Fiancé To Pay Her Bride Price? by sapien(m): 10:16pm On Jan 14, 2015

Yes, ofcourse. If the lady is from the tribe where the bride price is astronomical like the south east, it's advisable she helps with part payment if she could afford it.

No be she the man wan take the bride price marry?

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Music/Radio › Re: Top Eight Sexiest Radio On Air Personalities(pics) by sapien(m): 3:53pm On Dec 30, 2014

SAMBARRY:
as usual of nairalanders

Kulyie, Nairaland's resident hypocrite! Were you not the same person criticizing some newly weds wedding pictures some couple of days ago?

Music/Radio › Re: Top Eight Sexiest Radio On Air Personalities(pics) by sapien(m): 1:20pm On Dec 30, 2014

All I can see is some bunch of barbie dolls with trailer loads of marykay painted on their faces.

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Health › Re: Staring At Women’s Bosoms Makes Men Live Longer And Healthier- Dr. Karen by sapien(m): 11:58am On Nov 30, 2014

Oya, with immediate alacrity, Chidinma, Chinonso, Folake, Dara and other girls with monstrous bosoms in my compound, come over here and display your bosoms.

I wanna peep at your milk factories, and live longer than Methuselah.

On a more serious note, by which premise did these people arrive at this ridiculous assertion?

Rubbish making NL front page since 1752AD!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by sapien(m): 12:24am On Nov 26, 2014

coded01:
Smh...

He is capable of anything with the ball...

So, you don't know?

In the beginning was the ball, and the ball was with Messi, and the ball was Messi. Messi was in the beginning with the ball. All footballs were made through Messi, and without Messi was not any football made. Culled from the Book of Fifa 26 vs 11.

Health › Re: Effects Of Taking Too Much Garri On Sight by sapien(m): 8:42pm On Nov 21, 2014

If to say na so Garri dey cause blindness, I for don go blind since 1732AD!

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Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Beautiful Queens Behind Nigerian Comedy Kings (photos) by sapien(m): 2:24pm On Nov 18, 2014

Mariojane:
all of them r either married to former beauty queen or present miss hot legs blah blah blah.

my question : is it that there is no way an ordinary citizen who didnt contest for anything in d country or world will b woo by any celebrity or married to one.? am sure there r lots of girls dat didnt compete but they r prettier than them cos i know most of dis celebrities prefer beauty to character even when they say otherwise.

just curious

Na jealousy dey worry you! Go stand for Allen Avenue junction, you go see comedian wey go marry you from there!

Family › Re: How Can A Nagging Husband Be Tamed? by sapien(op): 12:20pm On Nov 10, 2014

freshdude2:
This is some of what I said, below:

How this translates or contributes to, according to you, heaping all the blame on the young girl, is beyond me. One wonders if that (m) in front of your name is accurate.

One thing I am sure of though, you cannot help them in this problem.

Wow! Interesting! I'm now a female disguised as a male because I pointed out the flaws in your post, and your attempt at misogyny and male chauvinism borne out of your statement, "The wife should do everything the man says?!"

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