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I feel like pressing that ass like this :

This one is a lost soul! She's irredeemable!

Gone and never coming back! *In Melanie Fiona's voice*

Firstgentleman1:
There was this babe that just moved into my neighborhood. She was the complete package then or so I thought. She was visiting her aunt who lived just behind our house. I was this very shy and timid guy, so there was no way I could approach her directly to let her know I was heavily interested in her.

To gain her attention, I turned to a stalker. I’d wait for this girl to come out in the morning, that’s when I will remember I was suppposed to sweep the front of the house. I’d do it with so much energy with my earpiece plugged to my ears, humming and singing along to the music playing. While doing this, I make sure to sneak a peek at her once in a while but this girl does not ever seem to even notice someone is there.

I did other odd things like going to ask her aunt if she needed any help. Someone I was never acquainted with. I got to know of this Girl’s itineraries. I knew she always go out late in the evening to get bread from a bakery close to our house. So every evening I will freshen up, bath myself with perfume, and tag along like I am also going out, but what I actually doing was trying to even get her to notice me. All na lie.

Then one day, I got an opportunity to speak with her. I was walking home that day when I saw her coming in the opppsite direction. With palpitating heart, I contemplated greeting and striking a conversation with her or not. The closer I got to her, the more my heartbeat per second increased. I got close enough to her to catch a glimpse of smile on her face or so I thought. I in turn started.

Me: Good evening
Her: Yeah, evening
Me: You are Chinenye right?
She replied in the coldest voice ever with a cold face to go along with that. “Yes I am”. Then she continued walking away. Damn! I felt so stupid. I didn’t know what made her treat me that way. I mean we’ve been seeing each other before then. It’s just that we never said a word to each other.

After that incident , I started locking myself inside. I dodge her anytime I see her. The things I was doing to impress her reduced drastically. Heck even my mood was affected. At last she left for wherever she came from.

Lo and behold, I saw this lady sometimes early this year and I knocked myself repeatedly. I couldn’t believe this was the same person I wanted killing myself for just her attention. Damn! Relieving this incident now just makes me chuckle. She wasn’t worth it at all.

She isn't as beautiful as she was back then, huh?

Deltayankeeboi:
You are right but that's a different matter entirely.

We are talking about doing weird things to get a woman's attention.

Forget all those mr nice guy gentleman thing.

Everything gets a million times easier when you have money or even "look like" you have money.

Just a simple "Excuse me," everything is settled.

Confidence and self esteem matters too but when the power of money comes into the equation, all those things become irrelevant. Then you don't need to stress yourself seeking their attention.

You have got a point there, though.

Deltayankeeboi:
For women, men don't basically chase you for money unlike the opposite.

So;
Be like Oprah Winfrey. Work hard so you can afford the luxury of life you want yourself. Be your own boss, be independent. Don't depend on on man for survival. Get that entitlement mentality far from you.

Don't be a parasite to your man and you will get that respect and no man will treat you like rag or look down on you.

Gbam. Seconded.

lefulefu:
MariaLavina this a nice thread and e jus reminded me of one incident. D incident no concern me oo but one of my paddy..very funny guy. At the time i dey school there's this my colleague sometimes he go visit me and spend some days for my pad. If i get female visitor and e happen to be a fine babe wey catch dis guy fancy this guy go wear one of im favourite yellow underwear briefs with black strips around it and he will be bare chested. So while him and me with the female visitor dey watch film for tv the guy will purposely go in front of the tv screen with im bow legs den bend down plug im fone charger for d extension for ground. He will bend down in such a way make d babe or babes in d room go analyse im bum bum on the briefs.na later i come code say he was doin it for attention cos na only when female visitor come visit he dey always come in front of d tv screen on his yellow briefs to plug his charger. We later give am the nickname of spartacus cos of that im tiny yellow underwear briefs with black stripes.

Deltayankeeboi:
Attention?? Sorry bruvh. I was broke, but them bitches said they don't love no broke boy so I motivated myself and took my ass to hustle. Now I don't like much stress. The money does the talking.



Word from the street:

Chase money don't chase hoes. Get the money and watch women follow you like stray dogs.

Not every girl is obsessed with money.

Some would spend your money with you, and still dump you for another man, who is not even better than you, financially.

mrphysics:
Nothing. Don't beg for attention

*in Fergie's voice*

Why you lie?

Originality007:
climbing on our old TV Athena just to make her see me, she just look like, what is wrong with this boy? he wan kill himself? but me no send cos am feel with joy already say she even look me self...that was 1997. how can forget Catherine. i so much fall for that girl, but to go meet her and tell her say i like her, na serious war. later i realize that it was one rascal guy for my street dey fuckkkkk her like slut, b4 i no it, she get belle and guy no even send her..but i still like her then despite say she don get belle...b4 we con comot for the area

You for accept her, accept her belle join nah!

Afterall, love is blind!

Peter5694:
studied a particular topic a day before the Lecturer enter class..I just dy answer question anyhow as per make the girl reason me as Brilliant boy

You sat close to her? If you didn't, it could be difficult for her to notice you from your end, even if you answered the questions expertly.

Babyforever:
You said you were coughing just to get her attention

I just wanted to cough mildly. Never knew it would deteriorate into something serious.

Babyforever:

It's funny now, huh?

Like we all know, we guys can go to the extreme to get the attention of a girl we so desperately desire, especially in a public sphere.

The weirdest thing I have done to get a girl's attention was I had to cough a couple of times to get her to look back, but unfortunately for me, I guess the cough got to awake bouts of cough in my chest. I started coughing like a Tuberculosis patient. In conclusion, the shït was awkward that day, as I ended up embarrassing myself.

Let's hear your stories, guys!

FDURU:
exactly oo.

Was 25th specified on your email as well?

Rolland2010:
Yes oooo....everytin is white.... And people are still going dere

So, can I still go there like right now?

Rolland2010:
Sorry bro u got the information wrong.... I was at d cantonment and was sent to the NAF based on the first letter in your surname... Y I was there I got all the necessary information as regards to both B.sc and HND holders...from the information gathered I was told that today bin 24th Sept. is for B.sc(officer cadre) screening while tomoro 25th is for their exercise.....HND(Marshal Inspector) is on Wednesday for screening while Thursday is for the exercise.... Note that d issue of Medical fitness cert is taken seriously

Boss, 25th was specified on my email, so they would continue from there tomorrow.

They can't possibly conclude screening for Bsc holders today at NAF. I would show them my email when I get there tomorrow.

ultravires:
The whole process seems somewhat uncoordinated bro, cos I also got mail for today only to get there to start hearing this latest development. For tomorrow's screening I guess it continues for you guyz. As per medical certificate, I left almost immediately we were briefed of the new arrangement so I can't say if it was requested or not.

If the arrangement is followed tomorrow as well that means you are to report @NAF, agege motor road, PWD since your name starts with A

Thanks, boss.

I would be there early tomorrow morning.

ultravires:
surname is being used to check in, if your surname starts with A-N fall in there, if otherwise find your way to ikeja cantonment. only Bsc others are screening today though

How far, boss?

The email sent to me specified that my screening date is tomorrow, Tuesday, at NAF, Ikeja, and my Surname starts with letter A.

Guess the screening continues tomorrow with us degree
holder?

Did they ask for medical certificate?

Treasure17:
I think it is base on screening centres for now cause I'm also from Ekiti State.

I am from Ekiti State and I have been shortlisted.

I am based in Lagos, though. My screening centre is in Lagos, too.

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Please, I need the past questions, too.

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WesBreezy:
Barca fans be wishing they had willian tho..

You wish!

How would Barça fans wish they had a 30-yr-old Willian ahead of a 21-yr-old Malcom?

fabem:
Not compulsory, you can bypass it.

Thanks, bro.

masterfactor:
bro re-register, that is the best way. some people people also did same

Bro, is it compulsory to input NIN and Driver's license number before registration can be concluded?

Help a brother out.

ManiCypher:
If you are applying for the first time, it takes 2weeks. But if it is just to renew ur expired license, a week is sufficient.

How much does it take to do a driver's license?

ManiCypher:
JULY 9th IS THE DEADLINE PEOPLE.. NO NEED TO RUSH, I AM NOT EVEN APPLYING UNTIL NEXT WEEK SELF WHEN I WOULD GET MY NIN AND DRIVERS LICENSE... NO RUSH FOR ME, TIME BUKU ....

How many weeks does it take to get a driver's license?

gidieberry:
if d only reason u wanna stop yasef frm placing the order is cauz of d network selection... Kindly go ahead... Wetin d guy show u as screenshot b tip jare... See screenshot frm ma fone, make u come b d judge..
screenshot 1 wic d oda guy also shared is from d normal system network selection
Screenshot 2 illustrate numerous network options u will b presented wif afta inputting *#*#4636#*#* in ya dailer n selection network options..
Bro... Order d fone without network selection fear joor, dnt b chicken hearted

What is the name of this font, bro?

I like it. Beautiful!

Anambra oil producing State?



The same way Bornu was declared an oil producing State years ago, yet we have not heard of oil exploration years later.

Joke of a Country.

"I mean, I have got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs, and few blank sheets of paper. I love waking up in the morning, not knowing what's gonna happen or who I'm gonna meet or where I am gonna wind up. Just that tonight I was sleeping under a bridge and, now, here I am on the grandest Ship in the world having Champagne with you fine People!"

ThePrekky:
See it here

You have got a beautiful font, bro.

What's the name?

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The greatest footballing family.