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y0rmee:
FOR FUTMINNA ALUMNUS


If you are a PCM of FUTMinna, an error list was uploaded on the school website today. Please check to verify if your name is/is not on the list.

You can check the list here... https://www.futminna.edu.ng/index.php/list-of-prospective-corp-members-batch-b-2016


And if your name is not on the list, you're safe and good to go!

Thanks.

Bestie0309:
Afternoon Gracelanders!! !!

Pls I want to close dis thread until lautech release a memo stating all ladokites can check thr name on NYSC portal. Any trespasser will be severely death with.


Punishment : That person will be my neighbor for 30days

fabby26:
U sure say na tonite where u get the info and how reliable bros....abeg i need to knw??

Ekob:
thanks for the info.. pls are u dere now?
am in lag.. can u help me snap my dpt?

justifiedcoyy:
lol. u actually didn't mind d way he was being proud and rude.. u gave him ur details, complied and he just cooked a delicious lie for u and ran.


he is not just a serial.liar, he is also a proud liar.

but ur name go soon appear..no more slashing.

joshuachuks93:
Him b wan mk me nd u get P na. Bt God pass am, nd tnk God 4 d new info. U dey PH? whch set u b?

justifiedcoyy:
think say dem don c ur name for b16..wetin u dey find?

joshuachuks93:
I dey hail all my fellow PCM O......abeg whr Thesenators i neva hear frm am since......dis saga dn quiet pple. Its well o! guruvicawelt u don enta PH?

cc: Sapien

sfvirgin:
Nekede una papa oh shebi na only una da strict all ppl wa da do change on slashing una better pass them ni
Abeg any useful info guy at futo nd imsu incase the news fly enter ur ear abt jst tag me fa I rep mec Engr nekede

Posimii:
Na everything pple dey like and share for gl. Person still click like say dem call me 'pessimist' yhmmmm nawo. I for just break d person to two if I kno am

Posimii:
Paste or upload? Wat if dey just paste d names to kip us calm nd now upload d slashed one?

fabby26:
E be like say uniport wan make the stone dem dey cook to done before they go upload...dey beta carry pressure cooker cook am sharp sharp......abeg i can't wait any longer...anyways they always carry last in thingz like this since LALE took over the leadership mantle of the Uni......is th e culture sha is ariit....we re waiting

Adeyemi09:
The news flying around concerning some set of Vc met with DG I think it was false alarm,cos I cannot find it on Vanguard news paper n website, I hope I'm wrong

joshuachuks93:
Hmmmmm....i can see u r rilli angry. I understand my dear coz i knw hw it feels. I missed 2015 Batch B nf 2016 Batch A not because i had issue bt due to uniport. I made 1st list of graduatin in my dept. I didn't hv carry ova, neida I'm i a spill-over student.
nobody plan 4 dese tins to happen. Lft for me i wld hv gne for 15A bt here am i 16B God knws best my dear. Evn d overall best graduating student in my dpt is goin 4 dis B16. Mind u if u say uniport na useless sch e mean say u get useless certificate? Imagine d VC ws ur father would u call him clueless? #Think# Calm down i didn't die after missing dose 2 batches...
live to join d nxt batch. God bless u.


@Thesenators i hope u hv d ryt info? because senate don't need to secretely approve a list wen d degree result has already been approved. That's why dey hv student affairs dept to handle such matters. Vc no get hand 4 dis matter.

joshuachuks93:
I no no wh u b 4 d sch o bt mk i clear u d mata.....na only 4 persons frm U2011 names dem upload nd na only dose wey get longa legs. My gud people i hail o. i jst left student affairs nw nd d latest is dt d uploaded list will b pasted 2morow, dose of us dt stayed till dis tym our names were confirmed on d list. As i sd most persons dt saw dier names were sme U2010 graduates dt had extra yrs, while majority was SLT nd Engineering U2009, 2008, 2007.....My name dey d list o. I rep B16. Copation.

cc: gurucivivawelt i see ur name 4 d error list...do cme correct am o

Thesenators:
...

Screen shot? Common u know i cant risk that.

Check by friday.

Congrat!

joshuachuks93:
sorry o e be like say u b U2011...y nt read my msg very well......coz my designers nose no smell u at all..

joshuachuks93:
Nobody frm U2011 uniport is going o excpt dose wey gt longa legs. Only sme U2010, U2009 dwn wards re goin. Already confirmed my name wt student affairs in d uploaded list dt dey hv...I rep B 16 corp memba.

Thesenators:
...
An affirmative YES.
If u r around school. Come let me show u.

A copy of the list is at the senate building. Although confidential at d moment.

Thesenators:
... Checking up your name on d list is risky task for me. I only helped sapien because he acted matured. D list might b pasted today. Am nt too sure tho.
Just keep calm aright? Hope for d best. U will surely be. ...

Thesenators:
Sapien,
PM me your name and dept.
Let me check.


And for those that keep believing that names have not been sent, am so so so soory for u.
So u expect staff to tell u the truth so that students will start questioning d selection process. Keep wandering and galavanting around d SA.

Greetings everyone.

Thesenators:
..

Now listen!
Wat am about to do or tell u is quite risky.

I will be in d DSA office on monday. I have personal stuff i do for him. If i can take a peep at the classifed list, then i will tell if your name is there.


U stand a good chance if the no of pcm in your dept.is not many.


The slot allocated to the school was divided against d total number of dept in uniport.



I dnt want to divulge much sensitive info please.
Thank you.

Thesenators:
...
Thank you for ur kind words and mannerism.
First and foremost, anwer me the following questions.
Wat set are u?
Wats ur cgpa?
Wen was ur result approved.
When did u actually fill the mob. Form?

Lets start from here.

Please..NOTE: the above is far from the criteria used.

kuchikau1:
...
If u must use harsh words wen communicating, try avoid my mention. Ok?
Am not obliged to inform you.

kuchikau1:
...
Dream2 and 3. Hope say na thesame person?

By the way who is posimii?
Has He/she paid homeage to the POWERS THAT BE?



Prior to uploading, high profile calls and messages were coming from very powerful individuals and quaters to the DSA, asking for an automatic input of certain names of intrest. The senate sat for an emergency meeting, comdenming the nysc decision and ending up asking the DSA to use whatever criteria he seems suitable to get the selected number of students required and upload immediately.



The criteria for selection is what I cannot disclose to u for now. Becuase of its sensitivity and confidentiality.


List was uploaded at exactly 4pm on friday. This is to avoid undue influence from powerful indidviduals.


A lady gave her body just for her to be included. Dnt ask me how because am an insider-a powerful one for that matter.
She is 2016 set and she is going automatically.

I am HUMBLED.

Distinguishe senator kuchikau,
deputy president of the senate.

Sleekshady:
Poly Ife. The slashing has reached our side too, out of 175 PCM only 70 have been mobilized we don't know the criteria used.