₦airaland Forum

Sapiosexuality:
1. The Gainers

It is traditional not to talk when you are eating. It is a show of bad table manners to talk with food in your mouth. These are the first people on the food chain. They don’t care about the positivity or negativity in the policies of the President as long as they still eat on the same table or allowed some crumbs. Expecting truth or commonsense from them is like expecting a fish to ride a bicycle. Here, you will find the Buhari Media Centre, BMC, crew, who, I think, occupy the position of Social Media Influencers in our recent budget(180 Million Naira was budgeted for this huge project in the 2017 budget). Their goal is to paint the President in a good light and fight dirty with those who disagree. Buhari’s Failure is washed up and dressed as light and any attempt to counter their claim is corruption fighting back.

2. The Religious Fanatics

These ones are more connected by religion than by citizenship and as long as a person of their religion is in power, they can never rise above religious sentiments in assessing his performance. Performance should go to hell because religion is more important here. Even a dead man of the same religion is a better leader than a living smarter man of different religion. These ones don’t have to be of the same tribe with the President even though they are more prominent in those of the same tribe. They don’t care that he has increased the tension in the land to a height even demons will envy.

3. The Tribal Religionists

These are people of same tribe who love to confuse tribalism for outright stupidity and support for stupidity. They confuse protecting their own for protecting and encouraging stupidity. These ones, in the case of the current President, have come to attach their religion to tribal identity. That is, they see their religion and tribe as one singular concept. They don’t really care about opinions of others of similar religion. They also don’t care about the opinion of brothers of the same tribe but different religion. To them, it is intertwined. That is why some persons that fall in this category can inflict harm and pain on siblings, family members and friends just because they differ in religion or tribe. To them religion is tribe and vice versa and if you are not that threaded, your negative opinion on the President, even if they are true, was inspired by mischief.

4. The Less Informed

The set of Nigerians who really thought Buhari was the messiah, those set of persons who never bothered to check the works of his first coming, that set of good hearted Nigerians who swallowed half truths and lies from the media and every corner, hook, line, sinker, are good specimen here. That was in the the past but there is still a set of Nigerians who still live in that lie shelter, who don’t care about the news and when they do, they don’t understand that the source of a news or its nature has a lot to do with its correctness. These ones are lovers of ‘dem say dem say’ news. Easy to deceive and to play with. Easy to be swayed by lying headlines. Here, it is not about being soundly educated but being sound as regards to news and alertness of situations in the country. You will find medical doctors, Engineers, Professors, Akara sellers, etc., here. Their knowledge of the state of the country is whatever they hear another half baked brother talk about. So, these ones honestly don’t know buhari is a failure.

5. The Potential Gainers

Recently, some members of these group visited the President to anoint and assure him of Eastern Votes. People like Orji Uzor Kalu who ruled and failed Abia State for 8 years under the PDP was with them. By preaching Buhari’s imaginary success, he is protecting himself from probe and because Buhari is not a good man or competent, Kalu, who will look nice on prison garments, dined on the table of Gods. He is protecting himself against any probe of that failed system he ran in Abia State and he’s winning. Another set, which he is also an executive member, are after an Igbo President in 2023. They believe that if they support Buhari and he wins the next election, he will hand over to an Igbo man in 2023. They are ready to lie, steal and destroy the country further because they want an Igbo President. Not because they love their tribe, Igbo, but because they want to use them as the stepping stone for more treachery and stealing.

6. The Cowards

These ones are scared. They live around people who love and worship Buhari and are scared to utter in their presence or any platform, where these people can be found, the true state of affairs. You often see this in the attitude of that Christian and Muslim friends who have an opinion on a particular wrong teaching of each other’s religion but have refrained from sharing the truth because of their friendship. Imagine having a father who thinks Buhari is really working or a Mother who says only evil people are afraid of Buhari and you want to be a good son or daughter. That is what you will get. A full blown coward who is afraid of the truth and constantly lying to himself that Buhari is the best thing since the internet. When your friend, family member says Buhari is doing well and you want to maintain the relationship with lies, you join him in hailing Buhari. You are burning inside because you have seen different shades of poverty and hardship but what the hell is this, you wonder.

7. The Proud

These ones have come to realise they made mistakes and they now know the extent of the mistake they made. They act like a Professor who was outwitted by a boy in Primary School and they will do everything to defend their actions. To them, they never made mistakes and Buhari is on the right track, and will defend it until they get a black eye. They usually use the argument that presented with same options again, they will still vote for Buhari. Ogbeni , we understand! That the corruption then was too much and the clueless one, GEJ, had to be sent back to Otueke. They know they wouldn’t choose an illiterate, who has not developed himself for thirty years, with a doubtful SSCE result, to a PhD holder, to run their company, but admitting that will be, to them, tantamount to admitting failure. If a man failed, you don’t choose a greater failure to replace him but that was what this set did and they know now. They are proud and admitting he failed is difficult. They are proud and wouldn’t let any error taint their ‘high’ level intelligence. Akuko ! Before these ones condemn any of Buhari’s Failure they first say, ‘ GEJ was not option’ as though simply saying the words washes away sins and gifts intelligence. Admit it, boys, you were as not as smart as you thought.

omonnakoda:
If necessary we will vote him first let us see the candidates.
We vote with our interest in mind, not sentiment.
If this amateur campaign is supposed to influence Yoruba it is dead on arrival.

ShitHead:
You still don't get it.

ShitHead:
He will soon appoint him a Board Chairman. Chill.

Jamean:
The acronym of my 3 names

Beremx:
Ishaq Akintola is a disgrace to all yoruba muslims. Fulani wannabe! Idiot! Decried ko! Dewept ni!

wealthyhrt:
whatsapp me if you write well and don't plagiarise. zero seventy three 519 zero fourty six one

Jamean:
Is it every year you will be receiving fine boy award

989900:
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989900:
1. I don't do petty.

2. I don't do subjective.

3. The article is not about me.
I am amazed why and how 'you and gang' think 'me' is of more importance than the subject-matter ( which makes me think y'all lack proper understanding of the subject-matter).

989900:
It was either Buhari or Jonathan, shame on anyone who would have wanted GEJ and gang to continue.

As for me and other objective critics, we will always call it as it is regardless of who the 'horserider' is.

nicelaw:
Very good evening to you honourable members of this group..
I got an invitation for interview tomorrow from "DOVEGREEN GLOBAL SERVICES". Please let me know should you have a tangible information about them.. Help a brother
Thanks

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=dodgerblue]people cried out ,as they are now. Its just crying out,calling it out doesnt necessarily get action. The people are not stupid. Some are just uninformed or too occupied with their everyday concerns[/color]