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iykedare:
So what widens a pou$$1? I wanted to apologize because I called you "dumb" but then you said that sex doesn't make the vigina wide......This is the exact brain washing you girls give yourselves.

It's so pathetic that you all are the same- low IQ and dumb.

All have the same low iq? You are worse than i thought .
Do i look like google to you.
Read about it your self or ask the" low iq " women you share blood with.
Thanks

belovedsamex:
Imagine ur mum terminated u in d womb when she got pregnant of you. Obviously you are not a follower of Christ Jesus...are you?

If she did will the world end.
Dhe will ask for forgiveness and jesus will forgive her now.
And i will look for another mummy

belovedsamex:
But seriously, do u mean women have the right to abortion?

Everyone has the right to do whatever they want with their body /life sir

belovedsamex:
But seriously, do u mean women have the right to abortion?

Anybody has the right to do whatever they want with their body sir.

belovedsamex:
Who made dis comment? Bring her for sacrifice this xmas...the gods are angry!

Lame.
Thank you sir

iykedare:
Common, don't be dumb. You girls should stop bringing up this defense. Does a d1xck get wide after lots of sex?

Abeg, use your brain.

It bends sir.
sex is not responsible for wide vigina sir.
You are quick to insult but you just defined yourself.
And I'm a lady and i don't need to defend the truth.
Thank you sir

All this one na wahala o

propanet:
God gave me life and not the other way round.
FYI we have what is called in vitro fertilization (IVF) where conception occurs outside the body in an incubator. Change your perception because you are myopic and dwelling in mediocrity

Lol.
Sir you should take your own advice on perception and you just described yourself sir as being myopic and the rest.
You can tell the incubator story to the great woman that gave you life .
Thanks

iykedare:
You are better off being a virgin than having a fairly used pou$$1.

I will appreciate if you can give me a proof to your claim.
Which means any man that has had sex is lesser than a virgin man because he has a fairly used manhood
Thank you sir.

This girl should just shut up abeg.
What should we do because you are a virgin
Are you the only twenty something virgin in nigeria
Abi heaven don sure for you because you be virgin
Please keep your virginity talk to yourself.
Thank you ma

propanet:
God is the owner of our lives not women.
Moreover man was already in existence before the introduction of a woman
Ma

Your comment is useless and baseless because there is no one in existence that can confirm your theory that a man came before a woman.
But what i do know for a fact is that children are given life by a woman.
Within 9 months she can decide whether you deserve to live or not.
Thank you sir

propanet:
God is the owner of our lives not women

You dropped from heaven abi.
Whether you like it or not God has made women the instrument of giving life or not.
Mothers can decide they don't need a fetus and abort it.
Thank you sir

Na wa o.
Our pastors no dey see better thing like 1 dollar =1 naira.
I just tire

Addicted2Women:


What drugs is she on ??

Stupidity pills ??

Women are naturally dumb

I know she's silly.
But do you have to say women are naturally dumb when a woman gave you life.

Seun:
It certainly is. I think most of the people saying they will "provide help" in January will not keep their promises. Some are just saying it to reassure their downlines who were left holding the bag after they got help and cashed out just in time. Others are trying to support MMM so that it will last long enough for them to pull out their money. They can't accept the fact that their money is gone for good. I feel bad for them.

Thank you sir. but we don't need your analysis
Mmm has saved lives and helped people
Even if i don't get my money back i know ive helped a fellow Nigerian or nigerians.
Life goes on people lose billions everyday and the world has not ended besides who you epp.

Ifakiland:
95% of girls in d country don't deserve love, the truth is dey don't like it wen u love dem and show it to dem...dey will enjoy it for d first 3 months and after dat u begin to bore dem, dey start saying "he's too nice" "I don't trust him, he's too good to be true"....so guys time to drop all dos nice guy hat u wear and put on a player's fedora.

1) Never fall in love with her, if u do...she will break ur hrt instead.

2) During d first week of meeting, call her first tin in d mrn and last tin before bed.

3) Make her laff as much as u can, tell her jokes, show her ure fun to be with.

4) Don't forget to flirt with her, don't over joke and get pushed in d friendzone, tell her her lips looks soft, u'd love to find out d texture soon, tell her her boobs looks like her nips are gonna be big...dat u'll love to find out soon....just flirt hard.

5) If ure gonna show her ure house....don't direct her straight to ur door step...if she coming alone, have her wait for u at a bustop before us and lead her to ur house tru a shortcut she won't remember.

6) Tell her how "scared" u are to enter a relationship with her cos of d hrtbrks uve had in d past....don't forget to add "I hope u won't brk my hrt" she will mostly likely say "I promise I won't, try me".

7) Don't forget to kiss her on her first visit to ur house....mite not be on d lips....but touch her body with ur lips one way or d other, tell her u lover her and wanna av a future together....let her go on d first visit, don't initiate sex....its to gain her trust and also according to gals (guys like dat av self control) lolzzz.

Second visit...start kissing her lips frm d moment she steps into ur room and make sure u fork her well....while forking her ask her if she loves u....den fork her some more....give her tfare....call her if she has gotten ohm....in her mind, oh dis guys really loves me even after d sex he still cares...am gonna do more.

9) Keep d sex going, u can even get her preg and abort it....give her anal and wen ure tru and done....

10) change ur Sim card and catch anoda fish.

What kind of person are you. Its you that will lose the opportunity to find something real in life.
Peoplelike you end up with the garbage you deserve.
Well you will have children too .

Tallesty1:
Nnem.........


You're getting yourself involved in something that doesn't concern you...

A woman who doesn't know how to cook will have a hard time explaining what she spent her childhood days doing. That's fact.

If you're one of the spoilt brats then goodluck. It is none of my business because we will never have a thing to do with each other.

The op listed what he wants in a wife, same way you have what you need in a man. So why are you taking everything personal?

Don't you know how to cook?

Relax, neither I nor the op is asking for your hand in marriage so drop your opinion in a separate comment and allow others to have theirs.

The op talked about a wife, that's why my comment was on women. If you want to make it a male and female thread then create yours.

The reason I will get married someday is because I will need my wife's help and any woman that cannot provide that help is of no use to me.

Every gender plays a significant role in marriage, as a man I will ensure that food is always available in my house and my wife will cook them when we are hungry.

If she cannot play her part then she's of no use to me.

I need a partner not a liability.

If you have issues with that then I suggest you go somewhere and sort it out.

Talking about who owns a woman.

Tell a man that spent all his savings to get a woman in places like imo state that he doesn't own her and see what will happen.


No be me own my wife, nah you...


Nonsense.

Lol.
You need your wifes help . Bride price
Una go learn
Mtcheeeeew

Tallesty1:
You can always invite me for a cooking competition and I promise to beat you flawlessly.


I have been cooking my own food since I left, I do all my chores and wash all my clothes.

But if I am looking for a wife tomorrow, it will be someone to come in and help me because I can't do all of them and still run my business effectively.

She's coming in to help not to take over completely but if she comes in and insists that I cook all my food and take care of house then her presence is of no use to be.

I will discharge her a get a child or two through baby mamas.

You get it?


And stop jumping into childish conclusion that a man's inability to cook his own food will make women disrespect him. It is baseless and childish.

Some women I know do not want their men to enter their kitchen.

Sir i dont get it because you are being selfish, she has also been doing her laundry and cooking herself and ahe has her career to focus on too.

A woman is also important and an equal member of the family that also needs taking care of.
A woman is not a thing you own to order around and give set compulsory chores for but a being like you sir.
Thanks

Tallesty1:
A lady who doesn't know how to cook will have a hard time explaining what she spent her childhood days doing.


She's either an over pampered spoilt baby elephant or a very disobedient lazy child.

There are so many youtube videos out there for her to learn from. There's just no reason.

Must a woman cook your food.
Learn how to cook your own food that's why women don't have respect for you .
Abi what did you do in your childhood days that is special that you cant learn how to cook.
Mtcheeeeew

Its better than mmm. Desidned to last for a very long time
Pm to make millions.

omas1:
Did you say person ??
He doesn't look,act or sound like one ,I mean its so annoying when ever i see post about the bitchh. All in the name of traffic those bloggers start following one irrelevant thing on snap chat et all.

Well, i believe that his life choices are for him to make. And whether we like it or not gays are among us and there's nothing we can do about it.

Muafrika2:
The idea of creating a clone and transferring the brain to it sounds like an idea I would try.

Sorry, but i feel it's silly to quote the topic just to make a senseless comment.

omas1:
I really don't know why bloggers re tryna promote this bitchh. Ignore the idiot like he doesn't exist cos he doesn't . they are indirectly making the fool famous all in the name of traffic.

Uncle na person you dey insult like this. Please biko jeje

flavourwole:
Pls I need an answer to why guys always kneel down to propose to ladies.I want to propose to my wife to be,I don't want to kneel down.Yoruba tradition do not allow that.

Stop lying yoruba tradition permits it if you like tell your in laws you and your brothers and friends will not prostrate on your weeding day.
If you dont want to kneel down dont but please dont use our beautiful yoruba tradition as an excuse. Thanks

Eberex:
You didn't answer my question. Yes fornication is a sin. So now tell me, why are conceiving if they indulged in it and still conceive even after marriage and traditional rites? meanwhile those who followed the proper channel are yet to, 5 years and still counting.

waiting for your response and dont try to ask me silly questions

Well I'm not silly today. And the truth is I dont believe any of this things and our ladies have seen the perfect excuse for their wayward ways. Check those ladies very well they dont have wombs.

Also, psychologically the myth might be affecting them we have seen it happen so many times.

I will also like to ask if you have experienced this issue firsthand not hear say because its only in nonsensewood i see stuffs like this. Thanks

Eberex:
what of inability to conceive if the proper traditional rites are done in a family whereas other siblings and cousin are giving birth all because they got pregnant before performing the rites?
that was the observation in a certain family as well as their cousins. the females who believe in pregnancy after marriage plus traditional rites are having difficulty taking in...medically no problem. while those who maybe by mistake or whatever you call it got pregnant before marriage are still giving birth.
can you explain that?

But fornication is a sin. Abi there's an exception please enlighten me. Thanks

Dymaco:
yes and it do happen.
most at times the crime committed by our parents use to hunt the children. just like in Enugu community where married woman runs mad if he sleeps with other men

Zobo.

Some people are so annoying. Celebrating dumb set of people with no vision for this country.
Please this thread should be deleted

Na wa o. Orisirisi why didn't they arrest the men they were romancing? Or they are saint because they are men and allah will automatically pardon them.
Stupid law, for foolish people.

Quote me and you will be denied paradise.

Long live mmm.
Yeye CBN who dem epp. Recruits 1000 people we no see their advert for punch o but they wan die for mmm useless cbn and government.

For my fellow nigerians taking paracetamol for someone else headache please stop listening to this our fraudulent leaders that have nothing sensible to say on serious matters talkless of irrelevant ones.

If mmm crashes tomorrow i know my money didn't go into the pocket of any greedy politician who has nothing to offer than corruption,child marriage, propagandas and so on.

Pm me if you want to know more.

Doctorfitz:
I Went tru ur previous posts,comments,bitter e- fights with people I shook my head and I found out I made a grave mistake giving u dis attention...so much bitterneSs and anger in u wow...eya

Thank you so much for viewing my previous posts comments and bitter e fights. I would have checked yours too but I'm tired. Anyways thanks for the attention even if was a mistake you can create a thread for me to help deal with my bitterneSs and anger.