Lets play this game,it's called imagine. You imagine something funny and you post it here starting with "imagine".let me start,
imagine obasanjo tying wrapper and dancing azonto.
Imagine Dame patience (goodlucks wife) lecturing english 101 in university.
Imagine a mad man applying for job at psychiatric hospital

A girl fell down from the 20th floor.. A boy caught her on 15th floor and asked her "Will u hug me?" She replied,"of course not" The boy dropped her, She was caught on the 10th floor by a boy He asked her "will you kiss me?" She replied "No way" He dropped her too,
She prayed for a last chance Boy held her on the 5th floor She immediately said, "Okay I will hug you; kiss You n Caress you"
The boy dropped her immediately and said sorry im GAY.

Yeah

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abuaoyen:
Well done op.

Tnkx

“If all women in the world decide to pause SEX until the CURE for AIDS is found,men would find the cure in 30 days”
R. Mugabe
*When your girlfriend decides to leave you, let her go. Girls are like clothes, you can never be naked no matter how poor you are.
R. Mugabe

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Hehehe

5. HE-GOAT WALL POST:
Heat mood activated, any she-goat online for s*x
chat?
COMMENTS:
(a) She-goat. @He-goat you're a capital BIG fool.
(b) He-goat. @She-goat, pretender, as if you no
dey
feel Hot. Carry your smelling backside comot for
post
jor.
6. COCK WALL POST:
All these hen go dey run like say dey no wan do.
But
if you catch them, dem go bend quickly, set for
doggy
style.
COMMENT: Your own better nah, you dey catch
them.
The ones for my area na fast and furious. I don
pursue tire....
7. RAM WALL POST:
As Salah don dey reach, na church things
from now on. (blood of Jesus go cover me).

Imagine If animals and insects were on
FACEBOOK, we'll
be having posts and comments like......
1. MOSQUITO WALL POST:
Finally PHCN don off light, blood sucking things.
COMMENTS:
(a) Bleep up, dey don on gen for my end.
(b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My people
don
fleet house.
2. DOG WALL POST:
Na wa oh..... I never even stay reach 5mins, all
these
calabar people don dey eye me. *Ghost mode
activated,
them no go see me* escaping things on my mind.
COMMENTS: My neighbour na calabar too. The
man
eyes no good for where dogs dey... I go bite am
soo.
3. RAT WALL POST:
Omo na die I dey oh..... No food for my master
kitchen. Na ehm books go hear am nah. Ehn think
say I
come ehm house to watch tv abi?
COMMENT: Your master stingy, disown am jor.
4. CHICKEN WALL POST:
On the 1st of Dec. I'll be traveling for one
month, if you need my attention, enter bush I no
fit
shout. All these xtians no be em at all.
COMMENT: No be only you oh, I dey migrate too.

A girl walked into an expensive boutique in Port
Harcourt. She browses around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walked over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely she
inadvertently farts. Very embarrassed, she looked
around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her
little accident and prayed that a sales person
doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around,
her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a
cucumber and displaying complete
professionalism, the salesman greets the girl with,
"Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the
salesman may just not have been there at the
time of her little 'accident', she asked, "Sir, what
is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answered,
"Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you are
going to poo on your body when I tell you the
price.."

A lady and Akpos were having drinks at the
bar .
Later that night, when they had both gotten
quite tipsy , the woman leaned over to Akpos
and whispered “ LET’ S GO TO MY PLACE ” .
So they left the bar and headed to her place .
At the woman’s place they started each other
to get closer , then the lady whispered in the
sexiest voice, “TIE ME ON THE BED AND DO
WHAT YOU DO BEST”.
Akpos couldn ’t believe his ears , she just gave
me the biggest opportunity in the world? Oh
my goodness, Akpos thought to himself;.
Quickly, without looking back , he tied her to
the bed with the strongest material he could
find in her bedroom, and then he RAN AWAY
WITH HER TV , LAPTOP , BLACKBERRY, IPAD
AND IPHONE.
One word for Akpos

Am vry much familiar with the saying that says 'love touches us just once nd lasts for a life time' yea i get that,but trust me folks,when love touches u nd ripps off dat part it touched,trust me,all thats left to last for a life time is hate nd regret. So truly truly,when love touches us,it lasts for a life time,bt hey folks,dnt get it twisted,its nt always thesame love wich touched you that lasts for a life time. It could be the hatred nd resentments that lasts for a life time. And abt love touching us jst once,rili dnt knw bout dat,i guess i'll ask around nd kip u guys posted,bt if u feel u knw something i don't, don't wait for me to ask,drop your comments

>Girl be lyk dis when they meet their fellow
girls-
Ada: Sweetheart howfa?
Tina: Darling am ok.
Ada: Waow!, i love your hair.
Tina: Thank you my love.
Ada: You're welcome honey. Am coming to
your house today,, so how is it gonna be?
Tina: Sweet.
Ada: I hope you have food at home?
Tina: Yes sweetheart, just come over anytime
you like.
(A GUY DECIDED TO TRY SAME WITH HIS
FRIEND)
Peter: Sweetheart howfa nah?
Ibe: Come, you smoke?
Peter: Handsome, i love this your belt.
Ibe: Oboy wait o, which day you turn to gay?
Peter: Can i come over to your house?
Ibe: Come do wetin?
Peter: Ok, ok, can i take you out tonight or can i
come over to your house?
Ibe: Idiot, make better thunder fire you there.
So you dey find who you go tear im yarsh and
person wey go follow you go prison for
14years. Abi?
make better thunder fire you there.
I lie

A man died on saturday, when his wife came down from the upper room, she met her husband lying down on the floor in cold blood....
As an investigative officer, u were called to investigate who killed the man...... Then u began interrogating the members of the house.......
1. The gate man: he said " I bin d gate b4 I cum hear madam d shout say my husband oh!.. Na im I cum run go c 4 myself.
2. The cook: I dey kitchen when I hear madam d shout oh
3. The house boy: ogah send me go market, b4 I cum na im I cum hear say ogah don "kpai"
4. The house girl: I went to the children's school to bring them home
5. The wife: I just came down from the upper room, then I saw my husband lying down in cold blood.....
As an officer, after listening to everyone's side of the story....... Who will You suspect for killing the man and how will u finally get the culprit?

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A guy travelled to the countryside for his wedding. When it was a day away, he checked into a hotel and booked for a shortime, and then commissioned a love-vendor to get a lady. It was his intention to have a final fling before embracing the 'I do" syndrom the following day. The smart love-vendor did a good job and soon secured a delectable damsel for hiw. There was a knock at the door, and when it opened, standing at the door was the bride to be! Both of them initially behaved as if the ground should open and swallow them. However, in an interview later, the guy ciaimed that he deliberately wanted to comfirm what he had been hearing about his wife-to-be slutful ways. On her own part, the smart lady said the love-vendor gave her the hint, that she only wanted to confirm the truth about her husband to be. Don't ask whether the wedding took place or not, but the question in the minds of all is "Who is more wayward between the 2?".

If someone has been deaf and dumb since birth And after 25 years... He went for healing service and was
cured.
What language would he speak

olatopicalblog:

Dont mind him, he wants to claim they her civilised

No mind am na indomi pikin

Smallville10:
Am a portharcourt person... We dont abuse our kids like d Yorubas

gerarahere my fwend!