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TV/Movies / Re: N45M BBNaija 2018 Prize: Who Wins Tomorrow? by sarz(m): 12:23pm On Apr 21, 2018
#Lazyyouth everywere
Jokes Etc / Re: The World Best Own Goal Ever Scored ''new'' by sarz(m): 4:11pm On Nov 07, 2017

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Politics / Wich State Governor by sarz(m): 12:55pm On Oct 06, 2017
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Jokes Etc / Wich Governor by sarz(m): 12:48pm On Oct 06, 2017

Jokes Etc / Riddle Riddle by sarz(m): 1:13pm On Sep 26, 2017
Riddle Riddle

Am voting for pres.buhari
who am i?
Jokes Etc / Re: Ah D Vex by sarz(m): 10:29am On Sep 22, 2017
baba this your name sef .
we wey dey street d fear am ooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (5 - 0) On 9th September 2017 by sarz(m): 3:25pm On Sep 09, 2017
Chamberlain last match for Arsenal 4nil loss n he first Match for Liverpool na 4nil loss n someone is saying England no get VILLAGE PEOPLE?
4-nil plus jara makin 5-nil
Literature / Re: The Real Bad Guyz by sarz(m): 11:20pm On Sep 05, 2017
Religion / Is It Right To Watch Bf? by sarz(m): 9:37pm On Sep 04, 2017
is it right to watch bf as a christian if no why
Jokes Etc / Re: Hardest Optical Illusions!! Can You Spot The Cat In This Image? by sarz(m): 6:33pm On Sep 03, 2017
the cat go chop e dey come[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
Jokes Etc / Re: When Your Boyfriend Is The Head Of Masquerade Group In Ur Village by sarz(m): 6:26pm On Sep 03, 2017

Jokes Etc / Re: Who Don Notice This Thing by sarz(m): 6:19pm On Sep 03, 2017
Aside that I've never seen a mad northerner, abi dem no dey mad? grin grin grin
may b der no d mad
Education / Breaking News : ASUU FINALLY SUSPENDS STRIKE ... by sarz(m): 10:49pm On Aug 17, 2017
STRIKE ... After a crucial meeting held at
Abuja this morning the National
President of the Academic Staff Union of
Universities, (ASUU) said the
federal government and the union have
finally reached a compromise and the strike
has finally been called off sequel to the fact
that their needs have been met by the
federal government. He urged students to
go back to their various schools and start
work,and also lamented that the lecturers
should resume work too but they should not
teach the students until Arsenal wins
UEFA Champions Leauge . In his final
statement,he said students should go and
learn a trade and leave ASUU and FG alone
to continue their SEASON FILM ....
Am on my bed coman Beat me...
Jokes Etc / Demonic Softwork by sarz(m): 7:18pm On Aug 06, 2017
Aht home yhu can't sleep wen ur small radio z on
Buh in church u can sleep wid 8 larqee speakers blasting in ur eqrs
Brethren dahz called demonic soft work
Crime / Re: For Being In Possession Of 3 Phones, SARS Operatives Assault U.S Returnee by sarz(m): 7:32pm On May 03, 2017
Keep quiet and stop saying rubbish. The boy has told you why his brother was harassed. SARS did the the same thing to I and my sister about 2 months ago. We were going to church, had an issue with a keke driver and as we were discussing with the driver, the sarz officer came, asked what the problem was, my sister answered and next thing he landed her a slap. It didn't end there, he proceeded to hit her again and he also slapped me when I asked why he slapped my sister.

The case was serious and the whole place got crowded. We wanted to take the issue to court because my sis is a lawyer and my uncle is a famous lawyer too also because no one should assault anyone and go free (more so a SARS officer). While we were still there, another sarz officer came along and begged us to forget the issue.

So stop saying what you don't know. SARS are the most useless people ever.
He is say the truth..hw will smbdy just slap u bcux u ar havin an issue wit a driver..smtin is bhind
Jokes Etc / Bbnaija by sarz(m): 1:30pm On Apr 28, 2017
1.Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes...
-1vote = 30naira...
-11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million...
-And the winner goes home with 25Million...
-Voters stays at home with shi shi...
Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in
one house in SA, and some other people in Nigeria
are buying fuel with their money to watch them
and still vote with their money.
# PrayerPoint
My father, Anywhere they have tied our sense, on
top of coconut tree or inside lagoon, I release it
by fire now
Oya Everybody begin to pray.
Jokes Etc / Broke Boys Association(bba) by sarz(m): 8:36pm On Apr 22, 2017
"To those old rich men snatching our girls and doing to them things beyond our budgets. ....
we want to let you know that we are saving money and waiting for your Daughters when we get old.."
This important message z
*Sponsored by Broke Boys Association(BBA)*

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Jokes Etc / Re: Am I Wiked??? by sarz(m): 5:29pm On Apr 22, 2017
You are NOT being reasonable!

You can actually take your clothes to their house and iron and bring them back to your house, but they cannot mop their house in your house.
So wetin go hapn if cary d iron com ma house
Jokes Etc / Am I Wiked??? by sarz(m): 7:06pm On Apr 20, 2017
Okay guys, judge this matter o. Yesterday my iron stopped working so I went to my neighbour and asked to borrow theirs. They asked me to come and iron in their house. Today my neighbour came and asked to borrow my mop, so I asked her to come and use it in my house. Abeg where did I go wrong?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Fact For Reality by sarz(m): 10:45am On Mar 14, 2017
Crime / Re: See How SARS Officials Allegedly Chopped Hair Off Civilians' Heads In Akwa Ibom by sarz(m): 10:30am On Mar 14, 2017
OP can lie for Africa. those boys be like who SARS don handle?? abi u nova see Sars handle person before
..Small lie wey op lie nw u av catch him..pesin no fit lie agn grin
Crime / Re: See How SARS Officials Allegedly Chopped Hair Off Civilians' Heads In Akwa Ibom by sarz(m): 10:28am On Mar 14, 2017
OP stop lieing na eh....
Jokes Etc / Say No To Alcohol by sarz(m): 8:30pm On Mar 09, 2017
*HUSBAND*: My dear, its like the light in the toilet is now automatic!
*WIFE*: What happened?
*HUSBAND*: When I open the door the light came on and after I urinated and closed the door the light went off!
*WIFE*: Drunkard! Anu-ofia.. you have gone to urinate in the FRIDGE again!
Jokes Etc / This Goes To The Men ! ! ! by sarz(m): 3:06pm On Mar 07, 2017
You had Sex with Mariam on Monday.
You had Sex with Sharon on Tuesday.
You had Sex with Monica on Wednesday.
You had Sex with Mary on Thursday.
You had Sex with Angela on Friday.
You had Sex with Evelyn on Saturday.
Your friends cheer you up thinking you are a
HERO then you call yourself a REAL MAN.
No mate you are too immature to realise what
you are loosing.
Remember each girl has 36 demons.
So calculate 36 times 6 is equal to YOU ARE
Not forgetting that H.I.V /AIDS is awaiting you
Jokes Etc / Re: Food For Thought by sarz(m): 11:37am On Mar 07, 2017
Nyx 1
Jokes Etc / Re: BUM-BUM PASSING BY by sarz(m): 11:32am On Mar 07, 2017
What is he looking at op
Romance / Re: Gobe! If Your Girlfriend Does Not Do Any Of These 20 Things, DO NOT Marry Her by sarz(m): 8:30am On Mar 07, 2017
19. Tell her she can't watch ZeeWorld or Telemundo anymore.
20. Tell her no makeup artist, professional photographer for your wedding that you're saving up.
Fellas trust me, try this. You will thank me later. Watch her facial Expressions and body language you will get the true 'ID' persona / archetypes of your partner.”
Romance / Re: Gobe! If Your Girlfriend Does Not Do Any Of These 20 Things, DO NOT Marry Her by sarz(m): 8:29am On Mar 07, 2017
5. Wake her up 3am in the morning to make you Eba and Okro soup
6. Tell her you're celibate and you don't want to sleep with her till marriage
7. Tell her you want to resign your job to be a worker in the house of God with little income.
8. Get her all dressed up and take her to a fast food joint.
9. If you have a beard, shave it all up
10. Tell her to courtesy by kneeling while serving you food
11. Propose without a ring
Nigerian relationship expert
12. Tell her your mother and 2 siblings are moving in with you after marriage
13. Tell her she must attend mid-week service and join the choir mistress gild
14. Tell her you're going country, leaving the city and moving to Iyana Iba or mowe ibafo
15. Tell her to add your mom, dad and all siblings on social media and bbm
16. Only on April fools tell her you got a University girl pregnant. Only on Aprils Fool Day.
17. Tell her you're going for a course and she should wait for you, be it ( MSc , MBA, PhD )
18. Tell her your mother will be cooking for you
Romance / Gobe! If Your Girlfriend Does Not Do Any Of These 20 Things, DO NOT Marry Her by sarz(m): 8:27am On Mar 07, 2017
Popular Nigerian relationship expert as fondly called and Instagram blogger, Adejoro Olumofin, as created a test for eligible bachelors on any lady they wish to marry.“Dear Eligible Bachelors in Nigeria, any lady who doesn't pass at least 15 out of these tests is not a wife material by LOVE DOCTOR @joroolumofin. This article is inspired by a conversation I had with a couple of friends at a resort over the weekend. We realized that unlike our parents times it's very hard to identify the ONE because of social media, wedding pressures, most girls looking like barbies. Are there still loving traditional supportive women out there?
Here are a few tests you can run on a prospective wife or lover.1. Ask her on a date using Keke Marwa, BRT or danfo Bus even if you have a car
2. Tell her to go Natural. No makeup, weave-on or attachments
3. Say you forgot your wallet on a date and see how she reacts
4. Tell her you lost your job or you want to pursue your dreams OR you're quitting your job to be a DJ or barber.

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