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 TV/Movies › Re: N45M BBNaija 2018 Prize: Who Wins Tomorrow? by sarz(m): 12:23pm On Apr 21, 2018 |
#Lazyyouth everywere |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The World Best Own Goal Ever Scored ''new'' by sarz(m): 4:11pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
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| Politics › Wich State Governor by sarz(op): 12:55pm On Oct 06, 2017 |
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| Jokes Etc › Wich Governor by sarz(op): 12:48pm On Oct 06, 2017 |
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| Jokes Etc › Riddle Riddle by sarz(op): 1:13pm On Sep 26, 2017 |
Riddle Riddle Am voting for pres.buhari 2019, who am i? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ah D Vex by sarz(op): 10:29am On Sep 22, 2017 |
olihilistic: |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (5 - 0) On 9th September 2017 by sarz(m): 3:25pm On Sep 09, 2017 |
oshe11:4-nil plus jara makin 5-nil |
| Literature › Re: The Real Bad Guyz by sarz(m): 11:20pm On Sep 05, 2017 |
Following |
| Christianity Etc › Is It Right To Watch Bf? by sarz(op): 9:37pm On Sep 04, 2017*. Modified: 10:00pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
is it right to watch bf as a christian if no why |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hardest Optical Illusions!! Can You Spot The Cat In This Image? by sarz(op): 6:33pm On Sep 03, 2017 |
hollabee96: |
| Jokes Etc › Re: When Your Boyfriend Is The Head Of Masquerade Group In Ur Village by sarz(m): 6:26pm On Sep 03, 2017 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Don Notice This Thing by sarz(op): 6:19pm On Sep 03, 2017 |
Augustap:may b der no d mad |
| Education › Breaking News : ASUU FINALLY SUSPENDS
STRIKE ... by sarz(op): 10:49pm On Aug 17, 2017 |
Breaking News : ASUU FINALLY SUSPENDS STRIKE ... After a crucial meeting held at Abuja this morning the National President of the Academic Staff Union of Universities, (ASUU) said the federal government and the union have finally reached a compromise and the strike has finally been called off sequel to the fact that their needs have been met by the federal government. He urged students to go back to their various schools and start work,and also lamented that the lecturers should resume work too but they should not teach the students until Arsenal wins UEFA Champions Leauge . In his final statement,he said students should go and learn a trade and leave ASUU and FG alone to continue their SEASON FILM .... Am on my bed coman Beat me... |
| Jokes Etc › Demonic Softwork by sarz(op): 7:18pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Aht home yhu can't sleep wen ur small radio z on Buh in church u can sleep wid 8 larqee speakers blasting in ur eqrs . Brethren dahz called demonic soft work |
| Crime › Re: For Being In Possession Of 3 Phones, SARS Operatives Assault U.S Returnee by sarz(m): 7:32pm On May 03, 2017 |
Amberon:He is say the truth..hw will smbdy just slap u bcux u ar havin an issue wit a driver..smtin is bhind |
| Jokes Etc › Bbnaija by sarz(op): 1:30pm On Apr 28, 2017 |
1.Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes... -1vote = 30naira... -11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million... -And the winner goes home with 25Million... -Voters stays at home with shi shi... Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in one house in SA, and some other people in Nigeria are buying fuel with their money to watch them and still vote with their money. # PrayerPoint My father, Anywhere they have tied our sense, on top of coconut tree or inside lagoon, I release it by fire now Oya Everybody begin to pray. |
| Jokes Etc › Broke Boys Association(bba) by sarz(op): 8:36pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
"To those old rich men snatching our girls and doing to them things beyond our budgets. .... well.. we want to let you know that we are saving money and waiting for your Daughters when we get old.." This important message z *Sponsored by Broke Boys Association(BBA)* 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Am I Wiked??? by sarz(op): 5:29pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
austinosita:So wetin go hapn if cary d iron com ma house |
| Jokes Etc › Am I Wiked??? by sarz(op): 7:06pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Okay guys, judge this matter o. Yesterday my iron stopped working so I went to my neighbour and asked to borrow theirs. They asked me to come and iron in their house. Today my neighbour came and asked to borrow my mop, so I asked her to come and use it in my house. Abeg where did I go wrong? 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Fact For Reality by sarz(m): 10:45am On Mar 14, 2017 |
NYX |
| Crime › Re: See How SARS Officials Allegedly Chopped Hair Off Civilians' Heads In Akwa Ibom by sarz(m): 10:30am On Mar 14, 2017 |
kiddoiLL:..Small lie wey op lie nw u av catch him..pesin no fit lie agn |
| Crime › Re: See How SARS Officials Allegedly Chopped Hair Off Civilians' Heads In Akwa Ibom by sarz(m): 10:28am On Mar 14, 2017 |
OP stop lieing na eh.... |
| Jokes Etc › Say No To Alcohol by sarz(op): 8:30pm On Mar 09, 2017 |
*HUSBAND*: My dear, its like the light in the toilet is now automatic! *WIFE*: What happened? *HUSBAND*: When I open the door the light came on and after I urinated and closed the door the light went off! *WIFE*: Drunkard! Anu-ofia.. you have gone to urinate in the FRIDGE again! |
| Jokes Etc › This Goes To The Men ! ! ! by sarz(op): 3:06pm On Mar 07, 2017 |
You had Sex with Mariam on Monday. You had Sex with Sharon on Tuesday. You had Sex with Monica on Wednesday. You had Sex with Mary on Thursday. You had Sex with Angela on Friday. You had Sex with Evelyn on Saturday. Your friends cheer you up thinking you are a HERO then you call yourself a REAL MAN. . No mate you are too immature to realise what you are loosing. Remember each girl has 36 demons. So calculate 36 times 6 is equal to YOU ARE FINISHED. Not forgetting that H.I.V /AIDS is awaiting you |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Food For Thought by sarz(m): 11:37am On Mar 07, 2017 |
Nyx 1 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: BUM-BUM PASSING BY by sarz(m): 11:32am On Mar 07, 2017 |
What is he looking at op |
| Romance › Re: Gobe! If Your Girlfriend Does Not Do Any Of These 20 Things, DO NOT Marry Her by sarz(op): 8:30am On Mar 07, 2017 |
19. Tell her she can't watch ZeeWorld or Telemundo anymore. 20. Tell her no makeup artist, professional photographer for your wedding that you're saving up. Fellas trust me, try this. You will thank me later. Watch her facial Expressions and body language you will get the true 'ID' persona / archetypes of your partner.” |
| Romance › Re: Gobe! If Your Girlfriend Does Not Do Any Of These 20 Things, DO NOT Marry Her by sarz(op): 8:29am On Mar 07, 2017 |
5. Wake her up 3am in the morning to make you Eba and Okro soup 6. Tell her you're celibate and you don't want to sleep with her till marriage 7. Tell her you want to resign your job to be a worker in the house of God with little income. 8. Get her all dressed up and take her to a fast food joint. 9. If you have a beard, shave it all up 10. Tell her to courtesy by kneeling while serving you food 11. Propose without a ring Nigerian relationship expert 12. Tell her your mother and 2 siblings are moving in with you after marriage 13. Tell her she must attend mid-week service and join the choir mistress gild 14. Tell her you're going country, leaving the city and moving to Iyana Iba or mowe ibafo 15. Tell her to add your mom, dad and all siblings on social media and bbm 16. Only on April fools tell her you got a University girl pregnant. Only on Aprils Fool Day. 17. Tell her you're going for a course and she should wait for you, be it ( MSc , MBA, PhD ) 18. Tell her your mother will be cooking for you |
| Romance › Gobe! If Your Girlfriend Does Not Do Any Of These 20 Things, DO NOT Marry Her by sarz(op): 8:27am On Mar 07, 2017 |
Popular Nigerian relationship expert as fondly called and Instagram blogger, Adejoro Olumofin, as created a test for eligible bachelors on any lady they wish to marry.“Dear Eligible Bachelors in Nigeria, any lady who doesn't pass at least 15 out of these tests is not a wife material by LOVE DOCTOR @joroolumofin. This article is inspired by a conversation I had with a couple of friends at a resort over the weekend. We realized that unlike our parents times it's very hard to identify the ONE because of social media, wedding pressures, most girls looking like barbies. Are there still loving traditional supportive women out there? Here are a few tests you can run on a prospective wife or lover.1. Ask her on a date using Keke Marwa, BRT or danfo Bus even if you have a car 2. Tell her to go Natural. No makeup, weave-on or attachments 3. Say you forgot your wallet on a date and see how she reacts 4. Tell her you lost your job or you want to pursue your dreams OR you're quitting your job to be a DJ or barber.
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