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Jokes Etc / Re: Have You Tried To Count The Numbers Of Letter "M" In Muhammadu Buhari? by sarz(m): 8:24pm On Dec 17, 2016
[quote author=MrIcredible post=51995892][/quote]MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM
Jokes Etc / Re: When Your Village People Are Following You by sarz(m): 8:00pm On Dec 17, 2016
The cat badt gan
Jokes Etc / Mmm Again by sarz(m): 7:56pm On Dec 17, 2016
Now that you are here.....Lets conduct a test of faith.
If you believe MMM will come back in January, Click "like."
If you believe MMM has crashed and all hope is lost, Click "Share" grin
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Survive This MMM Crisis by sarz(m): 7:54pm On Dec 17, 2016
Lets conduct a test of faith.
If you believe MMM will come back in January, Click "like."
If you believe MMM has crashed and all hope is lost, Click "Share" grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by sarz(m): 7:47pm On Dec 17, 2016
grin Lets conduct a test of faith.
If you believe MMM will come back in January, Click "like."
If you believe MMM has crashed and all hope is lost, Click "Share"
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by sarz(m): 7:46pm On Dec 17, 2016
;DLets conduct a test of faith.
If you believe MMM will come back in January, Click "like."
If you believe MMM has crashed and all hope is lost, Click "Share"
Politics / Re: This Gallant Soldier Has Been Killed By Boko Haram In Sambisa Forest(photos) by sarz(m): 12:55pm On Dec 17, 2016
Neoguru1:
The angel of death is sweeping. The murderers of Biafrans shall die.
gerara here.....sweep ke pack ni
Jokes Etc / Re: December Banger Under Jonathan Vs Under Buhari by sarz(m): 1:25pm On Dec 16, 2016
Na so una d take learn hw 2 trow bomb ooo....tnkx to pmb
Jokes Etc / What Will U Do(pic) by sarz(m): 10:42am On Dec 16, 2016
cheesy

Celebrities / Re: Skales Clap Back At Female Fan Complaining About His Name [PICS] by sarz(m): 10:11am On Dec 16, 2016
Tytylion:
She ugly truetrue
She is wugly nt ugly
Jokes Etc / Jammeh Humiliates Buhari Other West African Leaders by sarz(m): 9:46am On Dec 16, 2016
PLS PUT IT IN D RIGHT SECTION FOR ME...
Another national embarrassment of the year!
"President Buhari as one of the
mediators annoys us, Gambia is not Nigeria, we have always conducted elections in our country devoid of irregularities. We are not unaware of the huge electoral fraud in Nigeria on whose back he rode to power, let him put his house in order before teaching us to suck eggs_''
----- President Jammeh of Gambia.

http://dailyglobewatch.com /index.php?url=2016/12/no- deal-reached-as-jammeh- humiliates-buhari-other- west-african-leaders.html
Jokes Etc / Palx Plz I Need Ur Prayers by sarz(m): 9:33am On Dec 16, 2016
Plz I need ur prayers, I will be going to the hospital tomorrow it's seems I have problem with my eyes coz anytime I look into my wallet I don't see money cheesy cheesy cheesycheesycheesycheesy
Jokes Etc / M E R R Y Xmas by sarz(m): 8:35am On Dec 16, 2016
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Jokes Etc / M E R R Y Xmas by sarz(m): 8:29am On Dec 16, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Re: Funy Memes To Make Ur Day by sarz(m): 9:36pm On Dec 15, 2016
cry cry cry
Jokes Etc / Re: 6 Funny Meme To Brighten Your Day*** by sarz(m): 9:24pm On Dec 14, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Re: The Untold Story Of MMM by sarz(m): 9:07pm On Dec 14, 2016
LOL
Jokes Etc / Re: Between This Two Sisters:who Is More Beautiful? by sarz(m): 8:47pm On Dec 14, 2016
GoodyOG:

com no u us play like dis again
OYA CHECK AGAIN
Jokes Etc / Check This Out by sarz(m): 8:40pm On Dec 14, 2016
since change has affected 9ja new Italian and Uk slippers is in the country Xmas you cannot put us to shame available in all shoemaker workshops

Jokes Etc / Between This Two Sisters:who Is More Beautiful? by sarz(m): 8:32pm On Dec 14, 2016
Abeg Between This Two Sisters:Who Is More Beautiful?

Jokes Etc / Re: What About If Buhari Had Listened To Nigerians? by sarz(m): 9:18pm On Dec 13, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Re: Strange Things Happen This Days -by Me by sarz(m): 7:59pm On Dec 12, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Pls Friends I Need Ur Help by sarz(m): 6:26pm On Dec 12, 2016
Pls Is Xmas 25th December
Family / Re: How To Be A Good Daughter-in-law by sarz(m): 9:08pm On Dec 11, 2016
Some mother-inlaw are like nigeria lecturers their own is just to b giving u carry over in u marriage grin gringringrin

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Religion / Re: We All should Respect God....fact by sarz(m): 10:52am On Dec 09, 2016
Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:
'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'
She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,
the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.
The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken
Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found dead
Religion / We All should Respect God....fact by sarz(m): 10:49am On Dec 09, 2016
It's long msg but just try to read once
BERNARD SHAW while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.
The man who built the Titanic
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.
With an ironic tone he said:
'Not even God can sink it'
The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.
Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:
'I don't need your God'.
A week later, she was found dead in her apartment
Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.
On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.
Jokes Etc / Funy Memes To Make Ur Day by sarz(m): 8:59pm On Dec 08, 2016
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Jokes Etc / No Time by sarz(m): 6:33pm On Dec 08, 2016
grin

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Jokes Etc / Dollar don drop again oo by sarz(m): 6:17pm On Dec 08, 2016
gringringrin Oya u cn now go nd do what u wer doin b4 u saw dix post

Jokes Etc / That Akward Moment by sarz(m): 5:31pm On Dec 08, 2016
grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Where Would You Go If You Had A Time Machine by sarz(m): 10:44am On Dec 08, 2016
BasseyJ:
I would go just get a dairy, live out a football season noting down who wins who, who scores and the rest, after the season, i'll get into the time machine and go back one year(to the beggining of the season), and bet on what i already know. Nothing's as good as betting without risk.
grin ah go make sure say i drain any money were Bet9ja get infact bet9ja go brok cux of me grin

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