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Forum Games / The Last Person To Post On This Thread Wins by sarz(m): 8:50am On Feb 08, 2017
The last person to post on this thread wins grin.grin Let the game begin!
Jokes Etc / Re: What Would You Do If It Was You??? by sarz(m): 8:38am On Feb 08, 2017
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Politics / Re: OPINION: Jonathan's Mischievous Outing On Nigeria by sarz(m): 7:31am On Feb 08, 2017
But he did nothing, but has
metamorphosed into an executive
activist for this campaign outside
of office. It will be better, if he
devotes time to explain to
Nigerians why he failed to implement his “laudable” policies, but desires that another
President swallow them hook and
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Politics / Re: OPINION: Jonathan's Mischievous Outing On Nigeria by sarz(m): 7:28am On Feb 08, 2017
But with these confessions, no one is in doubt about some of the veiled forces that stoke fire and unrest in the region. And relapsing into his dreamy National Conference report again, Jonathan concluded that from “the foregoing, the only option that will solve the agitation in the Niger Delta is true and Fiscal Federalism as practiced in the United States from whom we copied the Presidential model of government.” Had Jonathan started the implementation of the true fiscal federalism in Nigeria and his successor or another government halted it, he would have earned himself the status of a hero.

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Politics / Re: OPINION: Jonathan's Mischievous Outing On Nigeria by sarz(m): 7:26am On Feb 08, 2017
It is very unkind and uncharitable for Jonathan to preach and pin true fiscal federalism as the only remedy to militancy in the Niger Delta, as according to him, kings of yore in the region like King Jaja of Opobo and Nana Olomu who resisted the fretting away of their palm oil resources, and were similarly maltreated, deposed or exiled by imperial Britain, failed to halt the agitations. “Let me add that the punitive measures against these kings did not end the agitations, he said. Aside the inciting intent of the contents of his submission, it is now clear the masked brains in the ever festering agitations for resource control and militancy in the Niger Delta. Not long ago, some militant groups accused Jonathan of sponsoring militancy in the region, but he stringently denied it.

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Politics / Re: OPINION: Jonathan's Mischievous Outing On Nigeria by sarz(m): 7:24am On Feb 08, 2017
Nigerians demur Jonathan’s new
found passion for the plight of his
people in the Niger Delta. He
believes intervention agencies
like NNDC, OMPADEC and Niger
Delta Ministry have not been beneficial to arresting the
pervasive poverty and
environmental degradation in the
region more than the 13 percent
derivation funds the Obasanjo
regime conceded to oil-producing states. The former President admitted
that over politicization of
intervention projects handled by
these agencies is mainly
responsible for default. At least, it is good news to read
him admit that the Federal
Government of Nigeria (FGN)
has not neglected the Niger Delta
region as widely propagated and
that the people mismanaged these initiatives and the funds. But when Jonathan held sway in
Aso Rock, he identified these
issues as problems of his people but initiated no move to rectify. He even insulted their dignity and
right to a better life by abandoning
the UNEP assesment report
which recomended the clean-up
of Ogoni land.

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Politics / Re: OPINION: Jonathan's Mischievous Outing On Nigeria by sarz(m): 7:22am On Feb 08, 2017
This is a strange doctrine of impunity. But if his tactics worked so excellently as he is insinuating, what prevented the administration from ending terrorism? How can he explain the reality of insurgency reaching its peak when he was president? What impunity is greater than when you allow your accolades and political leeches to dubiously divert public funds meant for procurement of arms to protect the sovereignty of the country you lead as President and lots more? Jonathan would do himself personal good if he refrains from making jest of Nigerians, whom he disappointed so glaringly. Nigerians demur Jonathan’s new found passion for the plight of his people in the Niger Delta. He believes intervention agencies like NNDC, OMPADEC and Niger Delta Ministry have not been beneficial to arresting the pervasive poverty and environmental degradation in the region more than the 13 percent derivation funds the Obasanjo regime conceded to oil-producing states.

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Politics / Re: OPINION: Jonathan's Mischievous Outing On Nigeria by sarz(m): 7:21am On Feb 08, 2017
The solution to these problems would hardly be the multiplicity of enforcement agencies or creation of independent bodies as preached by Jonathan. The 14 persons he cited as example who were sentenced to death in the aftermath of the Zagon-Kataf crisis by President Ibrahim Babangida were not convicted by any Religious Equity Commission (REC). Dr. Jonathan bandies a strange concept of impunity. In his address, ending impunity is establishment of his underfunded universities and Almajiri schools in Northern Nigeria and convicting Boko Haram Terrorists like Kabiru Sokoto and his gang members. Jonathan says, “the point I want to emphasize by citing these incidences is that my administration had the political will to halt impunity in Nigeria and that is why killings due to religious extremism was localized to the Northeast with occasional killings in other zones of the North….”
Politics / Re: OPINION: Jonathan's Mischievous Outing On Nigeria by sarz(m): 7:19am On Feb 08, 2017
So, if the National Conference recommended the setting up of Religious Equity Commission as remedy to ending religious crisis in the country by its powers “to arrest and prosecute those who contravene the law,” what hindered Jonathan from singling out this aspect to implement, even if the entire report had to suffer neglect? An executive proclamation by him, backed by a Bill to the National Assembly would have sealed the deal. But Jonathan gazed into the skies as usual and allowed this “brilliant” idea to waste and he is today so excited about it. Jonathan needs to be reminded that there are enough existing laws to curb criminality of whatever dimension, whether political, religious or economic in the country. Perhaps, the former President needs to be reminded that the problem of Nigeria has always been the political will to enforce these laws.

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Politics / Re: OPINION: Jonathan's Mischievous Outing On Nigeria by sarz(m): 7:17am On Feb 08, 2017
It was his idea; it was his initiative and everything about it was teleguided by him. He handpicked idle political loyalists, associates and friends, whom he assembled in Abuja. They were fed and paid fat allowances for a deal to rework the existing framework of Nigeria. They churned out a report to him, but he could not muster the courage to implement it . Again, he had all the power and resources to implement what came out of the National Conference, but he chickened out and dumped the report. It implies that as leader of Nigeria at that material time, he was not sure of even himself or dreaded his own shadows. But today, Jonathan feels Nigerians should not be allowed a moment of respite until government adopt or implement the recommendations of his 'arrangee' and manipulated National Conference. Phew! Even if one agrees with him that religious persecution and extremism is a problem in Nigeria, both must have existed when he ruled Nigeria for six years.

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Politics / Re: OPINION: Jonathan's Mischievous Outing On Nigeria by sarz(m): 7:15am On Feb 08, 2017
Without prejudice to whatever the
courts may decide on some of
the cases before it, at least,
scores of Nigerians who dipped
their fingers into the arms
procurement fund, opted for the plea bargain clause of the EFCC
and have been refunding these
monies, which attests to the
veracity of the claims of
embezzlement of the funds. So, when and with what funds did
Jonathan purchase the weapons
he is claiming? Earlier statements
credited to him made such
allusions and holding tenaciously
to such claims means he has secret to expose to Nigerians. Former President Jonathan has
never ceased eulogizing the
brilliance of the ideas enunciated
by his 2014 National Conference.

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Politics / Re: OPINION: Jonathan's Mischievous Outing On Nigeria by sarz(m): 7:13am On Feb 08, 2017
These are bare facts of the
history of yesterday in Nigeria. It
took the wisdom of President
Buhari to restructure, fund and
overhaul the military high
command, especially the appointment of Lt. Gen. Tukur
Yusufu Buratai as the Chief of
Army Staff (COAS) with the sole
charge to end terrorism in the
country that liberated the
Northeast and Nigeria from the chains of terrorism. It sounds hollow for the former
President to claim he purchased
arms for the military to battle
Boko Haram. But it was under his
watch that Nigerian troops would
sheepishly bade retreats at the battlefront in the face of
menacing insurgents on account
of terrorists' superior weapons. Besides, the revelations from the
office of his former National
Security Adviser (ONSA) Col.
Sambo Dasuki about the $2.1
billion arms procurement fund,
which the former President permitted its alleged diversion and
embezzlement to fund his 2015
re-election campaigns should
keep the veil of shame
permanently on his face.

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Politics / Re: OPINION: Jonathan's Mischievous Outing On Nigeria by sarz(m): 7:10am On Feb 08, 2017
In the first instance, it is self-
delusion and extremely ridiculous
for Jonathan to vaguely claim his
administration “… had rolled back the Islamic terrorist
sect, Boko Haram, by the end
of the first quarter of 2015
after we were able to get
weapons to arm our military.” A dishonourable leader does not
earn veneration by displaying
unbeatable skills of lies or
deception No Nigerian is in doubt that
President Muhammadu Buhari
inherited Nigeria on May 29,
2015, when at least 14 LGAs in
the Northeast were under the
territorial control of Boko Haram insurgents. Premium Armoured Vehicles The Number One Brand for
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tenure, with multiple bomb
explosions in different parts of
Nigeria every day. Terrorists
foisted their emblems and insignia
in communities, after killing, abducting or deposing traditional
rulers of these communities,
declared their version of Islamic
Caliphates and appointed their
own Emirs to govern the people.

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Politics / Re: OPINION: Jonathan's Mischievous Outing On Nigeria by sarz(m): 7:06am On Feb 08, 2017
In the course of the presentation,
Jonathan bandied verifiable lies
and desperately sought to elevate
his ruinous leadership of Nigeria
beyond the precincts known to
Nigerians who angrily ousted him through the ballot. Jonathan incredibly declared in
his speech that his administration
battled impunity and had ended
Boko Haram Terrorists (BHTs)
by the first quarter of 2015, when
foreign nations agreed to sell arms to Nigeria. Leaning on the agitations in his
Niger Delta region, Jonathan
advocated for the implementation
of fiscal federalism as the only
panacea to ending restiveness in
the oil-rich region and then, canvassed for the establishment
of Religious Equity Commission
to tackle religious persecution
and extremism among series of
other issues.
Politics / Re: OPINION: Jonathan's Mischievous Outing On Nigeria by sarz(m): 7:05am On Feb 08, 2017
Dr. Jonathan was in America recently on the invitation of the chairman U.S. House Sub- Committee on Africa, Global Health, Global Human Rights and International Organizations, Congressman, Christopher H. Smith, to speak on the supposed crisis facing Christians in Nigeria and the Niger Delta question.
Politics / Re: OPINION: Jonathan's Mischievous Outing On Nigeria by sarz(m): 7:02am On Feb 08, 2017
While in office, nothing mattered to Jonathan and public appeal or pulse never, ever appeased his sensibilities. Everything fell flat under his watch. Jonathan shunned action when it mattered most and looked the other way when his comrades or vermin in power criminally pillaged Nigeria and mindlessly feasted on the commonwealth of the people like bees on honey. He demonstrated in words and actions a terrifying incapacity to preside over the affairs of a country, as complex as Nigeria. Now, the Ex-President has embarked on the lonely voyage of personal image laundering. And each time he numbly barks in foreign lands, in his usual distinctive lifeless fashion, Jonathan struggles to pacify himself by touching on sensitive national issues and cleverly inciting the masses against the government, when he is not down-rightly casting aspersions on the sound leadership of Nigeria by President Muhammedu Buhari.

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Politics / OPINION: Jonathan's Mischievous Outing On Nigeria by sarz(m): 7:00am On Feb 08, 2017
Editor's note: Anthony Kolawole, a university lecturer based in Keffi, Nasarawa state has said that the meeting between a United States's congress sub- committee and former president Goodluck Jonathan was a dishonour to Nigeria. Kolawole condemning the meeting said most of the pain and hardship suffered by Nigerians now is caused by the mismanagement of the Goodluck Jonathan administration. Former President Goodluck Jonathan might pass as Nigeria’s most mischievous former leader. Clad in the linen and fake illusion of a national statesman recently, Jonathan has been fruitlessly attempting to re-write the history of Nigeria under his leadership by twisting empirical facts and also, cleverly encouraging voices of dissent in parts of Nigeria.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of The Day:- If The Babe You Toasted On Facebook Visits You At Home & She by sarz(m): 9:14pm On Feb 06, 2017
My great great great grand father's mother's aunty is the sister to your great great grand mother's uncle's cousin so we can't continue gringrin
Jokes Etc / Different Patarn Of Break Up This Valantine by sarz(m): 8:34pm On Feb 04, 2017
This Valentine
some Guys go be like
"16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're
capable of killing
me... It's over!!!"
"I called you and you picked up immediately. You
lack patience. I
can't date someone who's not patient."
"Why are you using broom to sweep my room
when you know I
support PDP? It's over!"
"You are always abbreviating your texts, you want
our children to
be short abi? It's OVER!"
"I told you I love my food hot but you refused to
warm the ice
cream. You don't care about me. It's over!"
"You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on
God, then who am I?
Park your things."
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kampamba Mulenga: I Stopped Being A Prostitute After I Was Appointed Minister by sarz(m): 8:56pm On Feb 03, 2017
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Jokes Etc / Re: Just 3 Options by sarz(m): 8:21pm On Feb 03, 2017
234...1 nd 5 go show wen dm c d presence of 234 grin

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Jokes Etc / Important Notice For Android Users by sarz(m): 8:38pm On Feb 02, 2017
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Do not charge or plug your phone immediately your light is restored.
Wait for like 30minutes before you plug your phone especially when your phone battery is very low or dead.
This is because if you plug your phone immediately, your battery will start charging...
Thank you for reading !!! I'm in my house if you like come and beat me. Am jst hppy 2 see d NEW MONTH... hppy NEW MONTH 2U..... Stay Bless...
Jokes Etc / Re: Whatsapp Status On Attitude by sarz(m): 8:14pm On Feb 01, 2017
"Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons"This got me lol

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Jokes Etc / Who Don Notice This Thing by sarz(m): 9:12am On Feb 01, 2017
Abeg..na only me don notice ahbi una ma d notice dix tin........since they born me ah neva see albino obituary or hear say albino die.........wait frst dem no d die ney..make una tell me mha go do surgery oh....
Jokes Etc / Re: Ladies Please How True Is This?? by sarz(m): 8:58am On Feb 01, 2017
A Litre Of Kerosine Is #500.00 And A Litre Of Petro Is #145.00 Hmmm... Don't You Think It's Cheaper To Cook With Petrol?, ... I'm Just Asking Ni Oo

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Jokes Etc / Re: The Girl In This Picture, From Her Expression Which Tribe Is She From?one Answer by sarz(m): 8:04am On Feb 01, 2017
na yoruba na...d face u make wen nicky minaj is adresd as a virgn...,
Jokes Etc / Re: The Girl In This Picture, From Her Expression Which Tribe Is She From?one Answer by sarz(m): 7:59am On Feb 01, 2017
na yoruba na...she b like "ah iya-ori dat one no b en real hage o"
Jokes Etc / Joke Of The Week by sarz(m): 1:56pm On Jan 28, 2017
ME: Hi cutie
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HER: Hi
.
ME: I think You are cute
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HER: Thank you
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ME: can i go out with you on Friday ?
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HER : What do you do for a living?..
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ME: I analyze and invest in risky business
opportunities that has possibility of high returns..
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HER : Wow, that's amazing..so like stock
exchange or Something like that?.
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ME: Bigger than that, I deal with international
investment, analyzing and investing in business
opportunities around England, Spain, Germany
just to mention a few..
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HER : (smiling) OK, that explains your good looks
all through!..am in.
.
For her mind she Don catch mugu..if only she
knew i was talking about Bet9ja

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