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Politics / Sanates Passes Peace Corps Bill by sarz(m): 3:21pm On Nov 24, 2016
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Else Did This Back Then In School? [see Photo] by sarz(m): 9:39am On Nov 24, 2016
2truthmatter:
[color=#990000][/color] i didn't..cuz i didn't school in nigeria ..twas newyork
Gerarahere u think i will forget u? u dat is always beging me for my food during break time...grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: See The Funny Picture That Cracked Up INSTAGRAM. by sarz(m): 8:13am On Nov 23, 2016
just passin by
Jokes Etc / Will I Die??? by sarz(m): 10:07am On Nov 22, 2016
Abeg i go die

Jokes Etc / *_choosing A Muslim Name_ by sarz(m): 8:45am On Nov 22, 2016
*******An Igbo man converted to Islam. After all said & done; he was asked what name he would like to bear, he was given options of Ibrahim (Abraham), Suleiman (Solomon), Musa (Moses) & others. He asked "What good are the names?"The Imam told him "If you choose any name, there'll be hope that God will Bless you the way He blessed those with the names originally".Then d Igbo man asked: "How about Dangote? Abi Dangote no bi Muslim name?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Describe Your Last Fart Using A Movie Title by sarz(m): 10:23pm On Nov 17, 2016
PRISON BREAK nd somtims FAST AND FURIUS grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: What Will You Do If Govt. Sends ASUU Money Into Your Account by sarz(m): 10:15pm On Nov 17, 2016
Make e hapen 1st
Romance / Re: Obama Confirmed His 14yrs Old Daughter Dating by sarz(m): 9:50pm On Nov 15, 2016
IS THAT ALL
Romance / Re: Issue solved (closed thread) by sarz(m): 9:46pm On Nov 15, 2016
Kingjude1:
we done settle, thanks for ur concern. Yeye fowl
No worry she just the train u against the time wer she go comot final.... wink
Romance / Re: Issue solved (closed thread) by sarz(m): 9:18pm On Nov 15, 2016
KillAWONWEREY:
if i slap you them go change your name to sarz beats
Abeg make she go joor...only u wan chop 2 tenor leta now una go say our politicians no d wan step down 4 other ppl.....cheesycheesycheesygrin
Romance / Re: Issue solved (closed thread) by sarz(m): 9:22pm On Nov 14, 2016
Ewoo na this my former babe...guy ur tenor is over
Jokes Etc / Re: funy pictures of d week by sarz(m): 2:09pm On Nov 13, 2016
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Jokes Etc / My Planx by sarz(m): 10:50pm On Nov 10, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Should I Continue? by sarz(m): 2:29pm On Nov 10, 2016
I am doing 40days dry fasting and prayer for Nigeria economy. Today is the 10th day, should I continue?

Jokes Etc / Re: My Group Of Funny Memes by sarz(m): 11:14am On Nov 08, 2016
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Food / Re: 6 Dangers Of Soft Drinks by sarz(m): 6:16am On Nov 07, 2016
"They can Make One Violent: A study carried out on teenagers found a link between drinking fizzy drinks, violence and the likelihood of them carrying a weapon. The researchers found that even teenagers who drank just two cans a week were more aggressive towards their friends"

so soft drink ma d high pesin reach dis kin point abi...op u must be joking
Jokes Etc / Re: My Group Of Funny Memes by sarz(m): 9:13pm On Nov 03, 2016
grin grin

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Science/Technology / God Bless Nigeria by sarz(m): 8:46pm On Nov 03, 2016
Why Is CNN not reporting this one
Nigerian Surgeon in Texas Children's Hospital (Dr. Oluyinka Olutoye) Removes Baby From Womb and Operates On Her Tumor before returning her Back to her mother's uterus and now the baby is born and living well. President Obama has invited him over to the white house

Career / Re: My Lebanese Boss Promises To Sack Me When Next I Bend Or Try To Collect His Bag by sarz(m): 7:13am On Nov 03, 2016
Eddodoh:
I will like to know the reason for their action
They are here to do their job nd collect their money nd leave....not to come and be choping greatin evryday cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Driving Himself On The Street Of Abuja Today, Nigerians React by sarz(m): 9:26pm On Oct 31, 2016
Abeg who get nokia one ten charger
Jokes Etc / The Definition Of Recession by sarz(m): 9:24pm On Oct 25, 2016
' When you replace an Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala who has a PhD in regional economics and development from the Massachussets Institute of Technology as her highest educational qualification with Kemi Adeosun who has a a Bachelor of Science degree in Economics from the University of East London as her highest educational qualification, the result you get is recession.''
Jokes Etc / Don't Laugh Alone by sarz(m): 10:34pm On Oct 24, 2016
A gal mistakenly sent her fada this message. helo sweetheart, i will not agree to abort this pregnancy. you know if i abort this, it will be the 10th pregnancy that i will abort for u. but don't worry i'm preparing my parent food, i wil poison them so that we can inherit their property for ourselve alone. love you dear! if you were the fada what wil you do?
Jokes Etc / Re: Love And Relationship Recession by sarz(m): 9:47pm On Oct 24, 2016
lhawarl1:


what is it? Share with us undecided
falling in love with someone that owns or work in a restaurant, eatery, canteen
Jokes Etc / Chinko Wahala by sarz(m): 9:42pm On Oct 24, 2016
my andriod phone don chop my money tire,so i come vex sell am yesterday, come take some money buy china phone! the phone get Tv, Touch Screen, Nail Cutter, Fire lighter e.t.c i fit write text messages with toothpick sef. But now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. E go full afta 3min of charging.
2. The spellings get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i.pon, samswag e.t.c
3. Wen aeroplane pass, E go record one missed call.
4. Wen a big car horn E go show charger connected.
5. When chinese man pass, E go show one Bluetooth device found.
6. When fine gal waka pass E go show WiFi On.
7. When ugly gal waka pass, E go show Virus detected.
Abeg ooo! I wan sell am! who wan buy ooo? Even as i dey find buyer, E dey show me for d screen say No contact found
Jokes Etc / Re: Love And Relationship Recession by sarz(m): 11:05am On Oct 24, 2016
My nxt plan...cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: 20 Funny But True Moments In Secondary School (with Pictures) by sarz(m): 9:03pm On Oct 23, 2016
Make I collect better seat for here jare.
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by sarz(m): 8:29pm On Oct 23, 2016
NYX 1 BRO

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Career / Re: Rescue Me From My Job!! by sarz(m): 3:48pm On Oct 23, 2016
dnt worry urcelf Jux go to d other rum nd wait do me...infact d proprietress blongs to d kitchen

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Romance / Re: 10 Deep Questions To Ask If You Really Want To Get To Know Someone by sarz(m): 3:38pm On Oct 23, 2016
Nyx 1
Jokes Etc / Akpors And His Wife by sarz(m): 1:15pm On Oct 23, 2016
Akpos sent a text to his wife Ekaette in d afternoon,
1) "Hi dear i will come back home late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes...-----No Reply
2) "Make sure you prepare my favorite dish before i return....-----No reply.
Then he sent another text,
3) "I forgot to tell you that i got an increase in my salary,at the end of the month i'm getting you a brand new car"----She now replied with a text back, "Oh Mine God really"
Akpos replied, "No i just wanted to make sure you got my previous messages...

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