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2truthmatter:
[color=#990000][/color] i didn't..cuz i didn't school in nigeria ..twas newyork

Gerarahere u think i will forget u? u dat is always beging me for my food during break time...

just passin by

Abeg i go die

*******An Igbo man converted to Islam. After all said & done; he was asked what name he would like to bear, he was given options of Ibrahim (Abraham), Suleiman (Solomon), Musa (Moses) & others. He asked "What good are the names?"The Imam told him "If you choose any name, there'll be hope that God will Bless you the way He blessed those with the names originally".Then d Igbo man asked: "How about Dangote? Abi Dangote no bi Muslim name?

PRISON BREAK nd somtims FAST AND FURIUS

Make e hapen 1st

IS THAT ALL

Kingjude1:
we done settle, thanks for ur concern. Yeye fowl

No worry she just the train u against the time wer she go comot final....

KillAWONWEREY:
if i slap you them go change your name to sarz beats

Abeg make she go joor...only u wan chop 2 tenor leta now una go say our politicians no d wan step down 4 other ppl.....

Ewoo na this my former babe...guy ur tenor is over

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I am doing 40days dry fasting and prayer for Nigeria economy. Today is the 10th day, should I continue?

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"They can Make One Violent: A study carried out on teenagers found a link between drinking fizzy drinks, violence and the likelihood of them carrying a weapon. The researchers found that even teenagers who drank just two cans a week were more aggressive towards their friends"

so soft drink ma d high pesin reach dis kin point abi...op u must be joking

Why Is CNN not reporting this one
Nigerian Surgeon in Texas Children's Hospital (Dr. Oluyinka Olutoye) Removes Baby From Womb and Operates On Her Tumor before returning her Back to her mother's uterus and now the baby is born and living well. President Obama has invited him over to the white house

Eddodoh:
I will like to know the reason for their action

They are here to do their job nd collect their money nd leave....not to come and be choping greatin evryday

Abeg who get nokia one ten charger

' When you replace an Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala who has a PhD in regional economics and development from the Massachussets Institute of Technology as her highest educational qualification with Kemi Adeosun who has a a Bachelor of Science degree in Economics from the University of East London as her highest educational qualification, the result you get is recession.''

A gal mistakenly sent her fada this message. helo sweetheart, i will not agree to abort this pregnancy. you know if i abort this, it will be the 10th pregnancy that i will abort for u. but don't worry i'm preparing my parent food, i wil poison them so that we can inherit their property for ourselve alone. love you dear! if you were the fada what wil you do?

lhawarl1:
what is it? Share with us

falling in love with someone that owns or work in a restaurant, eatery, canteen

my andriod phone don chop my money tire,so i come vex sell am yesterday, come take some money buy china phone! the phone get Tv, Touch Screen, Nail Cutter, Fire lighter e.t.c i fit write text messages with toothpick sef. But now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. E go full afta 3min of charging.
2. The spellings get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i.pon, samswag e.t.c
3. Wen aeroplane pass, E go record one missed call.
4. Wen a big car horn E go show charger connected.
5. When chinese man pass, E go show one Bluetooth device found.
6. When fine gal waka pass E go show WiFi On.
7. When ugly gal waka pass, E go show Virus detected.
Abeg ooo! I wan sell am! who wan buy ooo? Even as i dey find buyer, E dey show me for d screen say No contact found

My nxt plan...

Make I collect better seat for here jare.

NYX 1 BRO

dnt worry urcelf Jux go to d other rum nd wait do me...infact d proprietress blongs to d kitchen

Nyx 1

Akpos sent a text to his wife Ekaette in d afternoon,
1) "Hi dear i will come back home late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes...-----No Reply
2) "Make sure you prepare my favorite dish before i return....-----No reply.
Then he sent another text,
3) "I forgot to tell you that i got an increase in my salary,at the end of the month i'm getting you a brand new car"----She now replied with a text back, "Oh Mine God really"
Akpos replied, "No i just wanted to make sure you got my previous messages...