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Politics / Fayose Wants To Pay N5000 To..... by sarz(m): 3:00pm On Oct 06, 2016
– Ekiti state government has announced the commencement of the implementation of its Social Welfare Scheme for the needy, aged and unemployed – 10,000 beneficiaries under the scheme, that are already shortlisted, would receive N5,000 each monthly – Ekiti state governor, Ayodele Fayose said the programme was designed to reduce the financial challenges faced by the beneficiaries The Ekiti state government on Wednesday, October 5, announced the commencement of the implementation of its Social Welfare Scheme for the needy, aged and unemployed. Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti state Ten thousand beneficiaries under the scheme who are already shortlisted, would receive N5,000 each monthly. Governor Ayo Fayose, who launched the scheme, said beneficiaris cut across various strata of the society, adding that the money was being paid directly into the bank accounts of the beneficiaries. According to the governor, the programme was designed to reduce the financial challenges in the state
Jokes Etc / Caption Dix 1 by sarz(m): 4:30pm On Oct 05, 2016
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Jokes Etc / ....dat. by sarz(m): 3:34pm On Oct 05, 2016
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Romance / Re: Valley Of The Shadow Of Love. by sarz(m): 10:20am On Oct 05, 2016
Nyx one gel....u made me 2 go 4 work late 2day bcux i was busy readin ur story nd 4gt d time 4 work grin.... abeg mention me for ur nxt update
Jokes Etc / Re: The President's Daughter And I(vames) by sarz(m): 8:50pm On Oct 04, 2016
Followin
Jokes Etc / Riddle Of D Day by sarz(m): 7:01pm On Oct 03, 2016
""""RIDDLE RIDDLE RIDDLE""""""
I sold my father'S 3plot of land worth # 3millionNaira bought Iphone7 for my girlfriend.
WHO AM I?
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is The Correct Answer To This Simple Maths Question? by sarz(m): 9:06pm On Oct 01, 2016
If ah click make ah lay golden egg
Jokes Etc / Re: (latest) Airtel 20gb For N200 And 100gb For N300 30 Days by sarz(m): 9:29pm On Sep 26, 2016
Lizwey:
What pin do i use ?
Jokes Etc / Re: Hillarious: See What A Guy Replied After A Lady Bashed Him For Being Broke by sarz(m): 8:16am On Sep 25, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Aha... So if u eat a bag of rice, it means ur a camel? undecided



He's not only a brokeazz but he's reasoning is irrelevant too.. cool
irrelevant ke......So u want to tel us dat only 1 person can eat a bag of rice right
Jokes Etc / Re: Be Sincere With Your Say. Check Out What Happen Here! by sarz(m): 1:02pm On Sep 24, 2016
WonderManly:
Yeah! tongue Yeah!
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Jokes Etc / Re: Guys You Won't Want To Miss Dis Funny Kits,laugh Till U Start Coughing.... by sarz(m): 7:34pm On Sep 20, 2016
Jam reveng strategy na
Jokes Etc / Hilarious Pix Of Buhari by sarz(m): 5:15pm On Sep 20, 2016
Lady buhari

Jokes Etc / Woman Name Her Dog Lai Mohammed by sarz(m): 1:08pm On Sep 19, 2016
See why This Nigerian Woman Named Her Dog ” Lai Mohammed “
With the dust raised over the naming of a dog Buhari yet to settle, another Nigerian has named her dog after the Minister of Information, Lai Mohammed.
We reported it here some days ago that a 30-year-old trader named Joe Fortemose ‎Chinakwe was thrown into police cell and spent up to 3 days in detention for naming his pet dog after President Muhammadu Buhari.
Barely 72 hours after the trader’s saga, a foreign based Nigerian woman, has named her dog after the Minister of Information, Lai Mohammed.
The woman, who goes by the name, Ada Ogbonna on Facebook, caused a massive stir on the social media after she posted a photo of her carrying her dog on Thursday, saying she named the dog after someone she admires.
She captioned the photo:“Meet my dog, Lai Mohammed. I named it after someone I admired. I wonder why that other man got arrested for naming his dog after a look alike, na wa o.
Religion / Re: Warning!! Warning!! Warning!! by sarz(m): 10:50pm On Sep 18, 2016
in the feast of trumpet between 14th to 24th Sept 2016.
5). Sept . 28th there'll be eclipse of the moon(blood moon) the last in the series of four blood moon that has appeared since last year. This is as prophesied in Joel 2:31. In between the blood moons the Sun has already turned black. Check Google.
6). The earth has enjoyed 6000 years of man according to Bible/Jewish calendar of human. The 7000th year like the 7th day of Sabbath is a year of rest. For a day with God is liken to a thousand year. 2Pet 3:7-9.
This 7th is the millennium reign of Christ and His saint after Rapture.
7). CERN; an European Physics Research lab in Switzerland is performing a scientific ritual to open Abyss, reconnect with aliens and bring on earth fallen demons.
* The founder of Dominion City David Ogbueli is travelling round the world to warn the people concerning a vision he saw on rapture and the blood moon.
This is an injury time.
Religion / Warning!! Warning!! Warning!! by sarz(m): 10:36pm On Sep 18, 2016
WARNING!!! WARNING!!!,:
PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE THIS!!!!!
* September 13th marked the beginning of a new year for Israel, being introduced by the feast of trumpets, ingathering & tabernacles. Beloved, this September will not leave the earth normal.
Scripture has made us understand that the coming of Jesus will be within the celebration of these feasts.
THE QUESTION; Is He coming this September? we may not know, but one thing is certain, this September isn't like any other.
EVENTS THIS MONTH INCLUDES;
1). Sept . 23rd- Pope Francis visits USA
sept. 23rd is the 266th day of the year. Pope Francis is the 266th Pope. Gestation period of a baby is 266 days.
Obviously, something strange is about to be introduced on the earth that day.
2). Sept. 24th Pope Francis will address a joint session of the US congress.
3). Sept. 24, Obama is meeting with world leaders and Pope to discuss the one world government of peace, an agenda of the Anti-Christ and his beasts.
4). Israel is celebrating the ten days of Hur preceding atonem
Jokes Etc / Re: Mention That Friend... by sarz(m): 12:48pm On Sep 18, 2016
Cutehector
Jokes Etc / Re: Sunday Question And Answers Time...im Giving Away $$ To D Lucky Winner by sarz(m): 12:44pm On Sep 18, 2016
Ah jxt d observ
Education / 2016/2017 NECO Released by sarz(m): 6:53pm On Sep 16, 2016
The 2016\2017 neco result is out u can check urs through this link www.mynecoexam.com gud luck
Jokes Etc / This Polic Don Enta 1 Chance by sarz(m): 8:18pm On Sep 12, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Riddle Of The Day by sarz(m): 8:05am On Sep 04, 2016
If yday wil b 2morow 2day wuld have been sartuday...wen was dis stament made nd prove it
Jokes Etc / Re: Answer Honestly.... by sarz(m): 8:28pm On Aug 25, 2016
btw y all of dem surpose call me dat day undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: 9 Funny Pictures And Video From Rio Olympics That Would Make You Grin by sarz(m): 8:16pm On Aug 25, 2016
La click la lay golden egg
Jokes Etc / Re: When Jamb Finally Start Giving Admission by sarz(m): 9:07pm On Aug 21, 2016
micro-fishry my frnd own na computersurgery
Jokes Etc / Re: This Is Not Nollywood!! by sarz(m): 4:18pm On Aug 19, 2016
Nyx 1 op

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Jokes Etc / Re: Rio Olympics: 9 Events Nigerian Athletes Would Have Easily Won Gold Medals by sarz(m): 4:13pm On Aug 19, 2016
Treking nd lieing games(lie muhamed wil hlp us wit dat)
Jokes Etc / Re: Caption This Lol by sarz(m): 2:29pm On Aug 19, 2016
Wen ur makeup artist is ur boyfriend's ex grin
Jokes Etc / Re: How Your Security Pattern Looks When You Use Your Entire Salary To Buy Phone by sarz(m): 1:56pm On Aug 19, 2016
gringringrin

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Romance / Re: Romantic Or Trashy? Guys, Can You Do This To Your Woman? (Photo) by sarz(m): 9:13pm On Aug 15, 2016
Abeg who gt nokia charger make ah plug my phon
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Way To Make Money by sarz(m): 1:41pm On Aug 14, 2016
If ah click make ah lay golden egg
Jokes Etc / Re: Strange Sound In A Monastery...read till the end by sarz(m): 9:24am On Aug 12, 2016
Nyx one gringrin
Education / Re: Pls What Does Outstand Means In Waec by sarz(m): 1:51pm On Aug 07, 2016
danosaur003:
It means you cheated beyond comprehension bro!
... my school don't cheat bro it's catholic school and the principal is also a priest and he will do anything to stop cheating

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