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Sports / Re: Nigeria's Likely Opponents In Brazil by sarzwizard(m): 8:24am On Dec 04, 2013
Eze Promoe:
Two countries from one continent can't meet in the group stage undecided
2 countries frm europe can meet get ur facts right
Education / Re: Irrelevant Punishments You Gave To Your Juniors Back In School by sarzwizard(m): 7:32pm On Nov 22, 2013
[b][/b]guy u 2 much buh i
been break person
head cus e no fit
reside biafra
anthem when i
been the school 4
kaduna.....i collect
tight and offering
frm junior students
when we the do
general labour....++
+oya bend ur knees
and touch ur
toes and i slap one girl 4 not replying my love letter...i follow beat on idiot 4 scoring wining goal against my class in the principal cup final#TEAM NEYMAR
JR
Education / Re: Irrelevant Punishments You Gave To Your Juniors Back In School by sarzwizard(m): 7:26pm On Nov 22, 2013
Psychedelia: I enjoyed ordering Ebube to sing me the Lithuanian national anthem while delivering some thunderous whips of the belt to his stuupiid asss for getting it wrong.
Foolish boy wey no sabi respect im elders because dem been dey follow am wear shorts during JSS classes.

For my secondary school time, all JS students dey wear shorts, while all SS students dey wear trousers. So, because of that, the JSS2 baggar dey insult me wey dey JSS3 anyhow, shebi? Because I been get small pikin face, dey tuck in properly, na im the airhead dey insult me anyhow, thinking say na JSS1 boy im dey hala?

Anyway, before my Junior WAEC, na im I jot down the names of all those junior boys and JSS2 baggars wey dey piss me off, say for next year dem go hear nwii for my hand.

As soon as dem don paste my name for the list of SS1 guys, na im I get "straight down to business". And my first victim na dat mumu Ebube guy wey dey wear "slip-on" (palms) dey come school instead of the school-approved shoes.
Soon as he saw me bouncing into his class like Sylvester Stallone in Rocky 2, mothafucka knew the gig was up.
And before he could even get up with that shhitt-eating grin of his to say "nwannem oma, na you be dis?" I don burn am korret slap.
Told him to "Sing me the Lithuanian national anthem, in sync with Beethoven's 9th Symphony".
"I si gini?" was his reply. Na im I burn am the second slap.

Earned quite a reputation that had those JSS3 punks jumping windows as soon as I got to their classes. Small children wey wan take me do nonsense before. Ndi ara.
guy u 2 much buh i been break person head cus e no fit reside biafra anthem when i been the school 4 kaduna.....i collect tight and offering frm junior students when we the do general labour....+++oya bend ur knees and touch ur toe#TEAM NEYMAR JR
Music/Radio / Re: How Many Songs Have You Listen To Today ? by sarzwizard(m): 11:47am On Nov 21, 2013
1.rich gang_tapout
2.orezi ft burna boy rihana
3.davido_scale the ew
4.patoranking_alobarika
5.ketcup_rozay
6.sean tizzle_mama eh
7.phenom_tkg freestyle
8.burna boy_run my race
9.shank_gheto
10.guees am d first 2 comment
Sports / Re: Stars Who Missed Out On World Cup by sarzwizard(m): 4:15pm On Nov 20, 2013
Nonso23: is bale a star that 100million waste??
na ur money huh
Entertainment / Re: Patrick Obahiagbon To Host Ice Prince's "Fire Of Zamani" Album Launch by sarzwizard(m): 4:03pm On Nov 20, 2013
Is that the incineration
officer? Please
gravitate here with
tremenduous
acceleration and
alacrity, because a
gigantic conflageration
coming from Patrick
Obahiagbon's grammer
has engulf our 9ja habitation can't wait 4 the concert
Sports / Re: Messi's Brother Pokes Fun At Ronaldo Ahead Of Last Day Of Ballon D'or Voting by sarzwizard(m): 5:14pm On Nov 15, 2013
hmmmm front page tinxs
Events / Re: Pictures From Calabar Carnival Dry Run Phase Two by sarzwizard(m): 3:36pm On Nov 15, 2013
i was fully involved
Celebrities / Re: Is Genevieve's Daughter Prettier Than Mum? by sarzwizard(m): 3:32pm On Nov 15, 2013
[right][/right]lolxxx new on nairaland buh hav been following the website ever since i kiss an ass ;Dlolxxx new on nairaland buh hav been following the website ever since i kiss an ass

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