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RomanceRe: How Do I Beat My Wife by Satan66(m): 5:38pm On Apr 09, 2020
ODB2:
Good day all,

I have this serious problem and I need your advice.

I would have gone to Family Section but for some reason I have been banned till 2176 AD.

So maybe your Romance dudes can help me.

So here it goes....

I have been married to my wife for 3 years now although have been dating her since she was 16. I am 39 by the way.

Everything was ok until we got married and she started misbehaving.

Like one time I came home and she did not serve me my food because she was deeply engrossed in watching a zee world series. I then told her to get my food ready woman and she then went to the kitchen and put it on fire saying she is warming it. I then went to the room to take a shower and then checked on our kids and when I returned to the living room everywhere was smelling burnt food. She didn't even know that the whole house was filled with smoke because she was just watching her silly Indian series.

I then knew at that moment I had to act and so I slapped her across her face.

The slap was so heavy that she could not even whimper for about 10 seconds and had this shock across her face. I thought this will straighten her up for good but to my surprise she slapped me back- twice!

I was about to go full WWE and World Star mode on her but decided against it as she may get badly injured so I just walked out of the house to cool off.

Now, since slapping will not reset her as directed in the General Woman's Operational manual and since I don't want to go the full overhaul and start beating her, I was considering using either my belt or a cane but I am seriously aversed to this as most women have a BDSM side to them and this may turn to some kinky sh!t and from there my woman will be deliberately pissing me off so that I can use the cane or belt on her towards some sick perversion.

So since, my slap isn't working as she slaps me back - double sef and I don't want to hurt her by punching and body slamming her and also that as a newly converted Deeper Life member I am totally against any other sex position other than the missionary style and so will not want to use a belt or cane to turn my wife to a BDSM wh0re, I want to know if there is any other safe and reasonable way to instill my will and discipline on my wife.

I really do love her and will appreciate any suggestions from you guys on how to go about my current predicament.

Thanks and P.S. only men should comment.
Laugh wan kill me at the bolded grin grin grin
Only few will understand the joke there
RomanceRe: Should I Go Into Modelling (photos Attached) by Satan66(m): 5:23pm On Apr 09, 2020
Preshieben:
So i was actually thinking about peagantry and modelling
I decided to try when the opportunity shown up on February
Picked a form
Contested for face of valentine Akwa ibom
Tried my little best
Surprisingly,I came second out of 22 fine babes
I was thrilled
And the experience was wow so I decided to go into modelling fully maybe after this lockdown
Collected the price and sent it to mom

I asked for her permission to go into modelling
She said no
I have passion for that stuff and I can't disobey mom
Any Advice from my elders??
Go for your passion.
When following your passion in life there's a higher chance you'll always be successful.
You could try to convince your mum or just go against her word and follow your dreams.
The choice is yours, You already have the answer to your question deep in your heart.
RomanceRe: See Gbola! Pretty Lady Uses Fat Long Cucumber To Sex Herself On Instagram Live by Satan66(m): 2:38pm On Apr 09, 2020
Tochi2020:
Lol.., but is not good nah
Is it not good for the woman to do it

It's the women fault.
Y'all should stop blaming us men for one damn day
PhonesRe: 5G Has Been Installed In Abuja (jabi) And Lagos? by Satan66(m): 2:36pm On Apr 09, 2020
Your wife should stop listening to gossips does she even know what a 5G tower look like?
There's are no telecoms in Nigeria, in fact the whole of Africa that supports 5G yet.
RomanceRe: Tell Us Something Unique About Your Partner. by Satan66(m): 8:34pm On Apr 08, 2020
Allaboutkatiee:
I'm waiting for my crush to propose sad
This is the problem with women, always waiting for the guy to propose.
If you truly like him and you're damn sure he likes you too then propose, Most of us guys go crazy infact it day bust our brain when babe we day eye proposes to us.
Never experienced this sadly, highest I have gotten is the whole " I have a crush on you" and " I'd date you " or the worst "I'd marry you" but still.
Propose to him.
RomanceRe: Tell Us Something Unique About Your Partner. by Satan66(m): 8:32pm On Apr 08, 2020
damosade:
I Married my mum.. God bless her for me and also open a better door for me to repay her..
So you practice incest?
Disgusting.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Satan66(m): 3:10pm On Apr 07, 2020
festwiz:
He'd be good with either, but a larger battery and a more efficient SoC on the RN9s/Pro (or Pro max) means he'd be able to game for longer periods of time before he needs to charge.

Sidenote: Since the 720G is a relatively new SoC, some games would not be optimised for it yet. Take that into consideration before we start to hear A9 lags at low settings. tongue
I see.
Checked out the bench mark scores and the note 8 had a higher one by a reasonable margin.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Satan66(m): 2:49pm On Apr 07, 2020
My friend wants to buy a phone but he's confused and idk what to tell him.
The redmi note 8 pro or redmi note 9 pro max( He says he MIGHT be able to wait for the release)
He's a gamer just like me but were unsure on the performance of the 9 pro max on games.

Any advice?
PoliticsRe: .... by Satan66(m): 10:12am On Apr 07, 2020
NaijaRoyalty:
You've done well my brother
You no be Satan afterall grin

God bless you for helping the young man the little way you can
Na just name to troll grin
Las Las we're all humans
PoliticsRe: .... by Satan66(m): 10:04am On Apr 07, 2020
NaijaRoyalty:
There is hunger in the land lets not pretend like we don't know .

The economy of this country is bad so I will advice you either help the young man or exit the thread so you don't discourage people willing to help the guy from doing so .

For a man to openly share pictures of his family and his to plead for financial help shows it's not funny at all over there .

Nigerians are suffering due to the wicked government of today .
Exactly, alot of heartless folks.
I just hope they haven't discouraged others from helping him.
Sent the OP a small token
PoliticsRe: .... by Satan66(m): 9:53am On Apr 07, 2020
Nigerians can be heartless , if you can't help the poor man then move instead of making jest of him.
PoliticsRe: .... by Satan66(m): 9:52am On Apr 07, 2020
seborrhic:
Even if your story is true,why not conceal their faces?
This is the age of social media for God's sake and it has unleashed a lot of perverts and criminals.
You see your fellow man has lowered himself to beg for food to feed he's CHILDREN and instead of helping you're just bastardizing him.
If you can't give MOVE AWAY
RomanceRe: ..... by Satan66(m): 6:46pm On Apr 06, 2020
OP stay strong, these are just hard times.
Manage the little I could send.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor U. Uden Dennis Arrested Over Sunday Service In Abuja by Satan66(m): 2:32pm On Apr 01, 2020
blueAgent:
There are hundreds of people allready healed and recovering, what's the big deal about covid-19?
When you have contacted it or lost a job because of it then you'll know the deal.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: My Experience Transacting With A Nairalander (damzyofficial23) by Satan66(m): 12:00pm On Apr 01, 2020
Jaeis:
OP when you're ready to buy that your phone I'll support you with something small. If the guy has a conscience I'm sure he'll come clean. Be more careful next time.
I want to buy new phone too
Lemme drop my details grin?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor U. Uden Dennis Arrested Over Sunday Service In Abuja by Satan66(m): 11:46am On Apr 01, 2020
blueAgent:
When we tell you about miracles you doubt us, so why will tales about events in Coven be different?

The best is for you atheists to go on a fact finding tour, Science calls it field Trip.

Than you can come back and share with us your findings.

Shalom.
Coronavirus is waiting for your miracles bro
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Satan66(m): 11:17am On Mar 31, 2020
Terrikat:
Good morning please this xiaomi redmi note 8 6/64 keep on increasing in price everyday by day from 61500 to 70000 please where can i get the cheaper one because i need it as soon as possible here is my whatsapp no 08028007955
I'm guessing from jumia?
They are legal fraudstars angry
Imagine rn8pro is +100k
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Satan66(m): 11:13am On Mar 31, 2020
2kurupt:
Will the RN8 Pro users and sympathisers ever allow the RN9s hit the ground before trying to run it down?

Why don't they want to accept that it's the turn for another device to shine? grin
It's the hard truth cheesy
The redmi note 8 pro performs better in terms of gaming grin
Literally supports HDR on pubg and high graphics on Fornite which is INSANE
Unless you aren't a gamer.

The redmi note 9 pro is a disappointment.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Satan66(m): 11:12am On Mar 31, 2020
seunfly:
Even at processing power 720G is still slightly more powerful than mediatek G90t even though it has better gpu but 730G is the worst performer because it performance goes down under intessive usage.
But why does the 730G perform so badly?
Wouldn't it be more efficient that the 720?
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Satan66(m): 10:27am On Mar 31, 2020
[quote author=Ne0w1zarD post=87949579][/quote]How in the world did the 720 outperform the 730?! grin cheesy
Clearly as stated before meditek Helio GT90 has a better GPU( Most important chipset for gaming) but the CPU seems almost as powerful with the 720 barely beating it.

IDK bout you but this seems only to prove my point that the meditek Helio GT90 is a better chipset.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Satan66(m): 10:03am On Mar 31, 2020
Ne0w1zarD:
But the SD 720G is more consistent over a period of time. Check the scores after five successive testings.

And Xiaomi probably went with the 720G chip cos of the heat issues with the G90 and SD SoCs are more battery efficient.
Yes, I already admitted it's better at battery efficiency but what about processing power?
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Satan66(m): 9:47am On Mar 31, 2020
festwiz:
SoC- System on a Chip, generally referred to as Processors or CPU (incorrect btw)

SoT - Screen on Time.
Oh now I understand your last statement but let's be honest, all these powerful chipsets mainly come down to gaming and maybe photography, if not what's the use of them?
Helio GT90 is a far more superior chipset in terms of gaming than compared to the SD720.

In terms of battery efficiency I'll admit the SD is a better chipset in that order.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Satan66(m): 9:37am On Mar 31, 2020
Emjace:
If Helio G90t processor is better than SD 720G processor why is the cheaper Realme 6 using G90t and the expensive Realme 6 pro is using 720G? What do i know??
Realme 6 "pro" is a higher flagship device so obviously they'd make it more expensive.....
Not a valid argument.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Satan66(m): 9:36am On Mar 31, 2020
festwiz:
Weaker, probably. Overall better, probably. I think their major reason for going the SD way is for that improved battery efficiency. Trust me putting the 12nm G90T on a 5k mAh battery and you won't feel any remarkable increased SOT. Also, historically, SD SoCs have better stability over sustained load for a period of time. Finally, the RN8 Pro was plagued by several overheating issues.
What's soc and sot grin
Oh and I feel those overheating issues are mainly dependent on the user.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Satan66(m): 9:01am On Mar 31, 2020
Ne0w1zarD:
Interesting, I noticed the same thing with the Geekbench 5 scores.

Realme 6 pro had a higher score than RN9S (with the same "720G" )
From the looks of things SD 720 isn't a good processor at all, the meditek Helio GT90 does a better job, I still don't understand why xiaomi would put a weaker processor on their latest device.
Technology MarketRe: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Satan66(m): 8:49am On Mar 31, 2020
busuyi44:
Come to WhatsApp
Apologies bro but after seriously researching about this phone, I just realized it's not worth the purchase.
A good device but not up to the standards I thought. smiley
FamilyRe: What Character Traits Do Your Parents Have That Annoy You So Much? by Satan66(m): 7:41pm On Mar 30, 2020
Amanofwisdom:
RIP your father but please may I have the money?
I'm desperately in need of cash, yes I'm a begger that's hungry with a sick mum at-home with plenty of bills.
Please may I?
I'm against begging but nobody wants to help me with a loan so this is what I have resorted to.
Not cool bro smiley
I need money too
FamilyRe: What Character Traits Do Your Parents Have That Annoy You So Much? by Satan66(m): 7:28pm On Mar 30, 2020
Kellie069:
Swear on my father's grave, wanted to asked for your details, but your moniker spoiled everything. How can u be answering Satan? God save us all
It's just for trolling bro
Abeg just ignore it
So can I ?
Pls cry
PoliticsRe: Lockdown: Lai Mohammed To Journalists "Your ID Card Is Your Pass" by Satan66(m): 6:37pm On Mar 30, 2020
angry

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