https://twitter.com/D_DeGea

I just wanted to send this farewell message to all Manchester United supporters. I would like to express my unwavering gratitude and appreciation for the love from the last 12 years.
We’ve achieved a lot since my dear Sir Alex Ferguson brought me to this club. I took incredible pride everytime I pulled on this shirt, to lead the team, to represent this institution, the biggest club in the world was an honour only bestows upon a few lucky footballers. It’s been an unforgettable and successful period since I came here. I didn’t think from leaving Madrid as a young boy we would achieve what we did together. Now, it’s the right time to undertake a new challenge, to push myself again in new surroundings. Manchester will always be in my heart, Manchester has shaped me and will never leave me.

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Wahala in the courtroom 🤣😭🤣

PDP’s 2nd witness is another funny one.

INEC: You will agree with me that Atiku scored 15% in FCT

Witness: Yes

INEC: So that means he cannot be made the president since he did not score 25% in FCT

‘In my mind I’m like ah, is this INEC’s way of telling us something’
😅

Witness: Even Tinubu did not score 25% and you made him president.

🤣🤣🤣
Everyone in the courtroom was almost on the floor from laughter

INEC: That is not my question. Atiku scored 15% in FCT so why did you write in your testimony that he should be declared president.

Witness: Even Tinubu did not get 25% in FCT, if they can declare him then they can also declare Atiku as president.

🤣🤣🤣

Wahala oh
INEC this question you’re asking, you’re the one standing on the table you’re shaking
And you will break that table

He was reading something bring it closer or magnify the picture. Why are they afraid of the winner of the election. Tinny will only buy time but must not rule for more than 1 year or 2yrs before tribunal will throw him out. He just want to buy time through adjournment and so on. He knows he is in troubke

oikirodah:
Caught Napping:  Peter Obi's  Slumber At Presidential Tribunal Sparks Social Media Reactions


https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/caught-napping-peter-obis-slumber-at-presidential-tribunal-sparks-social-media-reactions/

In WAEC You have 9 Subjects and for you to Gain admission in LAW FACULTY you must CREDIT FIVE SUBJECTS AND ENGLISH LANGUAGE .If you credit 8 subjects and FAIL ENGLISH you won't gain admission into Law faculty. Is the same thing with 36 state and a territory. All are SUBJECTS but ENGLISH was made mandatory. Likewise states are the same but ABUJA was made mandatory to be sworn in as a PRESIDENT In NIGERIA you must secure 25% of of 36 state
and Abuja .
.

.
quote author=rtdCivilservant post=122628305]
@ the bolded is another way of saying "AND" fct[/quote]

For one to be admitted into the faculty of Law you must have 5 credits and ENGLISH language. . That's even if you have 8A in all the subject and fail to credit your ENGLISH language you will never be admitted to Law faculty or department. This is simple. 5 credits and ENGLISH. That's you MUST CREDUT ENGLISH to be admitted to Law Faculty. Go and check.





quote author=samdemmis post=122625804]If 25% of vote in Abuja (FCT) is solely required to win presidential election in Nigeria, every candidate will just focus on winning more than 75% of FCT vote. Let’s look at it from this angle: if a candidate wins all the 36 states with majority votes but failed to secure 25% in Abuja, is the candidate a winner or not? During Obasanjo’s regime , it has been declared by the court and constitution that Abuja has the same status as other 36 states. The constitution is not ambiguous. [/quote]

Thanks I thought as much please I need the full video. Can I have the link. Thanks God bless you. You have made my day. I always asked them to bring the full video and they ask me to bring it.


quote author=blank post=117912466]Keep up with your cut and join videos. You cut the first part of Rufai's question that mentioned insecurity. You cut the remaining part of Obi's answer where he started with how people were in prisons for petty amounts which could be solved by them having something productive that brings income and would reduce insecurity. And then he answered the rest of the question.



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Reno is a distractor. Paid agent. Peter is very correct stop confusing gullible people we are wiser than him. He said 60 percent of their workers are from Anambra and the remaining 40 percent are from other state. Stop deceiving people you are a goat Reno

OfoIgbo:


Someone should tell this househusband that what Peter Obi meant was that 60% of the employees in that company are Anambra indigenes.

Reno is a distractor. Paid agent. Peter is very correct stop confusing gullible people we are wiser than him. He said 60 percent of their workers are from Anambra and the remaining 40 percent are from other state. Stop deceiving people you are a goat Reno

Evilblackman:




Bloggers and lies

Reno is a distractor. Paid agent. Thanks bros. Peter is very correct stop confusing gullible people we are wiser than you. He said 60 percent of their workers are from Anambra And the remaining 40 percent are from other state. Stop deceiving people you are a goat Reno

ZeroAccess:
He said employ 60% of Anambra people not population. Some of you are just to dull to comprehend simple statement.

They have tried and tried but yet can't find anything on him.

Urchins I don't reply mention so don't bother.
Cos you will have

ZeroAccess# to me

Reno is a distraction. Paid agent. Thanks bros. Peter is very correct stop confusing gullible people we are wiser than you. He said 60 percent of their workers are from Animals. And the remaining 40 percent are from other state. Stop deceiving people you are a goat Reno

ZeroAccess:
He said employ 60% of Anambra people not population. Some of you are just to dull to comprehend simple statement.

They have tried and tried but yet can't find anything on him.

Urchins I don't reply mention so don't bother.
Cos you will have

ZeroAccess# to me

Thank you my brother

Reno Peter is very correct stop confusing gullible people we are wiser than you. He said 60 percent of their workers are from Anambra state and the remaining 40 percent are from other state. Stop deceiving people you are a goat Reno

successmatters:
What Peter Obi said is very clear, but paid detractors will always mess themselves up with attempts to find a speck of lies in all he has said since the day he was born.

Peter Obi has never told any lies since he started talking, all these attempts will fail because nothing could be found since the last 15 years of scrutiny.


We need a president who is consistent in his truthfulness, and that's why Nigerians trust Peter Obi, his records are very clean, it cannot be stained by paid journalists.


God bless Peter Obi

Reno is a distractor. Paid agent. Peter is very correct stop confusing gullible people we are wiser than him. He said 60 percent of their workers are from Anambra and the remaining 40 percent are from other state. Stop deceiving people you are a goat Reno

He is very correct .he meant 60 percent of their workers are from anambra state and the other 40 percent are from other states and so on. Please he didn't lie go there and check 60 percent of their workers are from Animals.

Stop talking nonsense bring video.

I heard they were kidnappers killed by security agents.

quote author=Okhuadams post=113903384] Will you pple stop calling them unknown gunmen they are Nnamdi Kanu Ipob/Esn men doing his bidding throgh That coward that called himself Emma Powerful, and that convit abroad called Simon Ekpa. The home based ones will say it's the cow ass fuckers that step doing it. Ingredients and Nonsense [/quote]

They are kidnappers killed by security agents.

post=113903269]People are still jubilating by hailing d UGM. Na wa ooooo[/quote]

They are kidnappers killed by security men at Ihiala. Say what you are sure of.

caleboxylic:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/05/breaking-security-operatives-arrest-one-of-those-who-beheaded-soludos-lawmaker/

The video and confusion
https://www.facebook.com/100002846835339/posts/4812416028863244/

[quote author=caleboxylic post=113297783]

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/05/breaking-security-operatives-arrest-one-of-those-who-beheaded-soludos-lawmaker/[/quote
https://www.facebook.com/100002846835339/posts/4812416028863244/

https://www.facebook.com/100002846835339/posts/4812416028863244/




quote author=caleboxylic post=113297783]

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/05/breaking-security-operatives-arrest-one-of-those-who-beheaded-soludos-lawmaker/[/quote]

You mean the landing cost or what. That's great corolla is hot cake over here.


quote author=shams040 post=112982415]This is not toyota sport. Just normal toyota. But I jst saw 2009 for 2.4M.[/quote]

Please how do I scroll or access someone's whatsapp messages on my laptop or computer.
[quote author=22o62021 post=112641146][/quote]

Yeah all back of Unilag Lagos are full of monkey even it's gets to Basics times. When I was at shodeinde we use to see slot of monkey at that swamp area.

matrix199:
Lol



Monkeys are the clowniest animals ever. They are very mischievous and kleptomaniac.



This reminds of me of how some monkeys in New hall in Unilag stole the jeans I hung on the fence.

Have you seen a money and a dog spar? See, moneys are the only skinny animals that can subdue dogs. They get to patiently acquaint with the dog, no matter how aggressive the dog is. Once they get familiar with the dog, they initiate crazy plays with the dog, and ride the dog like it's a donkey.

I tell you, monkeys are crazy animals.

God is answering our prayers .God bless the Nigerian army

QuotaSystem:

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/04/south-east-security-troops-neutralise-ipob-esns-gang-leader-evil-forest-25-others-in-imo/amp/

Very correct, but the soldiers were all out they disappeared .

quote author=Ever8090 post=107837292]I am not an APC or PDP member, but there is no way APC would have created problem that would have indicted them along the line.
Whichever way you decide to analyze that situation, it only ends with attempt by IPOB to make sure elections were not held in Anambra state to further price their dominance and control in the south east above the government nothing more.
Even the so called agitation for secession, has a political under tune and that too will soon be exposed.[/quote]

When the federal Government brought the soldiers they all ran away. We should not be talking as if we don't know the truth. The same thing on IMO state the soldiers are very ready so they all ran away.

Henry cat Don fine finish wow it's beside El kanemi hall. By Education. Behind newest hall 1 and 3 by Amina Hostel. I miss my schedule. Left 99 wow


quote author=castrol180 post=103560118]A very long and black snake was killed this morning at Henry Carr postgraduate hostel of university of Lagos...zoologists in the house kindly help identify the type of the snake.


Lala food is ready...[/quote]

Aufbauh:
Malami is a classical Savage!
If you've been reading Malami's body language about Nnamdi kanu you'll understand that Ipob supreme leader is in for a long thing.

Buhari I know will never leaveMNK. He is gone forever

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ON THE USE OF MOTORCYCLES, TRICYCLES AND SHUTTLE BUSES IN ANAMBRA STATE

In view of the need to improve security in the State and address observed incidents of crimes using Trycycles, motorcycles and shuttle buses, the State Government after due consideration, wishes to direct as follows:

1. That the earlier ban on the use of motorcycles in greater Onitsha and Awka areas during the day and night, remains in full force. Any motorcycle found within these areas will be impounded and forfeited;

2. That the use of motorcycles, tricycles and shuttle buses across the State is now BANNED between 7pm and 6am daily with effect from Saturday 29th May 2021 and for 1 month in the first instance;

3. That shuttle buses are henceforth banned from using tinted glasses or curtains while plying on Anambra roads. All other vehicles either with factory fitted tinted glasses or plain glasses must wind down while approaching any security check point to avoid embarrassment;

4. Henceforth, any community where Keke is used to Rob or commit any crime, the use of Keke will be banned totally in that area and the union exco sanctioned. Same measures will be applied in the case of shuttle bus and motorcycle.

Government hereby directs full mobilisation of community youths and stakeholders across the State to take ownership of security in their immediate environments and assist the Police and other Law enforcement Agents to enforce these directives and quickly restore law and order in our State.

Announcer

Prof. Solo Chukwulobelu
Secretary to Anambra State Government
28/05/21

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ON THE USE OF MOTORCYCLES, TRICYCLES AND SHUTTLE BUSES IN ANAMBRA STATE

In view of the need to improve security in the State and address observed incidents of crimes using Trycycles, motorcycles and shuttle buses, the State Government after due consideration, wishes to direct as follows:

1. That the earlier ban on the use of motorcycles in greater Onitsha and Awka areas during the day and night, remains in full force. Any motorcycle found within these areas will be impounded and forfeited;

2. That the use of motorcycles, tricycles and shuttle buses across the State is now BANNED between 7pm and 6am daily with effect from Saturday 29th May 2021 and for 1 month in the first instance;

3. That shuttle buses are henceforth banned from using tinted glasses or curtains while plying on Anambra roads. All other vehicles either with factory fitted tinted glasses or plain glasses must wind down while approaching any security check point to avoid embarrassment;

4. Henceforth, any community where Keke is used to Rob or commit any crime, the use of Keke will be banned totally in that area and the union exco sanctioned. Same measures will be applied in the case of shuttle bus and motorcycle.

Government hereby directs full mobilisation of community youths and stakeholders across the State to take ownership of security in their immediate environments and assist the Police and other Law enforcement Agents to enforce these directives and quickly restore law and order in our State.

Announcer

Prof. Solo Chukwulobelu
Secretary to Anambra State Government
28/05/21

Ex-Boko Haram intelligence chief: Shekau now a cripple
— 25th December 2017
By Job Osazuwa

A former Boko Haram Chief Intelligence Officer, Abdulkadir Abubakar, has revealed how the group’s leader, Abubakar Shekau, is now a cripple.

Abubakar did not, however, disclose how Shekau became a cripple.

The former Boko Haram CIO condemned the group’s killings and advised Shekau to surrender as their activities have no place in Islam.

Besides, he also warned Shekau to stop using innocent girls who are being hypnotised as human bombs.

Abubakar, also known as Abu Muhammad, also warned other factional leaders of the group, such as Mamman Nur, Abbor Mainok, Abu Musad Albarnawi and Abbah Minok to repent from their deadly ways and embrace peace.

Abubakar was the CIO of the terror group and one of its top commanders, until his arrest in June, this year, by the military, in Buni Yadi, in Gujba Local Government Area of Yobe State.

The former commander, who spoke to PRNigeria in his cell in Maiduguri, Borno State, regretted that a lot of innocent young girls were captured, tortured, hypnotised and used by Shekau, in suicide bombing.

Shekau should remember that he was nobody but an ordinary student. He should remember that he had only two sets of clothes when we were in Maiduguri.

“I remember telling him: ‘Brother Shekau, why can’t you buy more clothes to wear? And he told me he was afraid of meeting God on the day of judgement.’

“He should look at himself and ask himself if he has achieved anything from the senseless cause. Despite all the looted wealth and power he has acquired, was he able to buy himself good health?

“He is now a cripple; isn’t that a lesson for him to learn and understand that God is punishing you for the pain you inflicted on others?

“I am calling on Abubakar Shekau, Mamman Nur, Abbor Minok and Abu Musad Albarnawi to lay down their arms and to stop the senseless killings.

“Shekau has continued to demonstrate his cruelty and atrocities against humanity. He had killed a lot of souls, destroyed homes and rendered people homeless.

“He continues to exercise God’s authority by killing innocent souls at will, without any justification. This was why all his commanders left him.

“He doesn’t have pity for the aged, women, children as well as young girls, who are mostly suffering and dying in his camp.

“His followers are raping and committing all sort of atrocities under his nose while he continued to show no concern. Many who dared to question his dastardly acts were promptly eliminated by Shekau. Some of his commanders like Aliyu and our Chief Mechanic, known as “Paper,” were killed for begging Shekau to provide food to mothers and their children at the time our camp in Abiso ran out of food. When Shekau was told to help them, he said he did not come to Sambisa to feed the “Children of Handak.” He said if 100,000 of them die everyday, that’s none of his business.

“At some point, women became beggars; to feed their children in Sambisa, while at least 13 children died of malnutrition and other hardship meted on them by Shekau. This is the reason why Mamman Nur, Albarnawi, Man Chari, Abbor Minok and Abba Albarnawi, including myself, deserted him and formed our factional groups. Mamman Nur moved to the shores of Chad while Albarnawi and Abbah (Last born of Muhammad Yusuf) remained at the shores of Magumeri.

“All of us, as at then, were all hunting to kill Shekau, just like the Nigerian military because of the atrocities he committed under our name. We had fought nine times with him and killed many of his men.







“Shekau must know that all those women he is sending with Improvised Explosive Device (IEDs), in places of worship, markets and schools are our sisters and mothers and they don’t deserve to die.

“He must know that, one day, he would be called to account for all the atrocities he has committed in the name of Islam. There is no compulsion in religion. Indeed, God has really allowed the truth to prevail over falsehood.

“There is no verse of the Holy Qur’an that permits Muslims to kill anybody.God will punish even those who feel happy while we are killed not to talk of killing innocent souls. So, you cannot kill anyone who doesn’t believe in your faith or practice.

“Arrogantly, Shekau declared a whole country and people living in it as infidels and ordered that everyone living in that city, and not Sambisa, must be killed. Islam can never be synonymous with senseless killings.”

http://sunnewsonline.com/ex-boko-haram-intelligence-chief-shekau-now-a-cripple/

Rilwayne001:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9599949/amp/Nigerias-Boko-Haram-leader-badly-wounded-sources.html

Nigerians forgot so easily. Have you forgotten when the Nigerian army said Shakau is now crippled from the bullet wound he sustain and can't walk again


quote author=MASTAkiLLAh post=101893211]You guys should fúck off with your búllshît stories biko.. From blowing himself up with a grenade to shooting his own chest What happened to putting a gun in his mouth and pulling the trigger ? And how come you have all the intricate details like a movie script ? Distractions distractions and I'm not falling for you súckers [/quote]