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HealthRe: HELP!! How Can I Get Rid Of The Keloid Scar On My Head? by satysaca: 5:58pm On Oct 19, 2016
Mztadhee:
Its been over three years that I got hit on a side of my head by a rolling fan. Even though I got the cut treated immediately at a clinic, the wound healed up to form an ugly keloid scar. I was advised to remove it surgically about a year ago, but it has regenerated into a bigger and awful scar. I have tried my hands on couple of cream, and have been injected on the scar spot once, but all seems not to be bringing forth the desired result..


Fellow Nairalanders, kindly offer appropriate tips to help remove this horrible keloid. Thanks.
I wanted to tell you to use injections to clear it. my son has similar problem but am still waiting for him to grow up small to inject him as some people told me. if there is any good cream you know please tell me let me use it on my son.
PhonesRe: Which Browser Is Better Than UC Browser? by satysaca: 5:34am On Oct 06, 2016
franciskaine:
download UC save page from store
I downloaded uc browser save page and it installed but can't see it and how do I save offline with it.
PhonesRe: Airtel Now Launches A 3GB For N1000 Data Plan – Works On All Devices by satysaca: 7:08am On Mar 08, 2016
Akinnoah:
Not quite long after the introduction of the Airtel #100 for 1GB weekend data bundle, Airtel then decides to take on their rivals by launching a 3GB internet data plan which would only cost you #1000.

Few days back, we discussed about the MTN unlimited daily plan which goes for #150, and now we’re here with an alternative plan. However, most users wouldn’t like to go for the MTN #150 unlimited daily packages, if only they want to download some huge files and do some streaming online. If not, it’s advisable to hook up with this airtel 3GB for N1000 internet plan.

The newly introduced Airtel internet package isn’t a blackberry plan, unlike other Airtel blackberry plans that works on other devices. This plan is the Airtel normal internet package that is recommended for all internet enabled devices, and using the plan can last you a full month as long as you’re not a downloading or streaming addict.

What do you think? Are you a big fan of social networks, all you do is chat, download little files and browse through the internet? If so, then it’s advisable to go for this Airtel package. Maybe, whenever you wished to download some huge files or got huge task to perform online which requires voluminous data, then you can subscribe for the MTN unlimited daily plan.

How to subscribe for the Airtel 3GB for N1000 plan?
Get the subscription code at http://akinbabatunde.com/468-2/
what is the cold for Mtn unlimited download
PoliticsSupreme Court Upholds Amechi Election by satysaca(op): 7:09pm On Jan 27, 2016
RomanceDont Marry Money Or Property, Marry A Person | 40 Ancient Wisdom For All Singles by satysaca(op): 9:59pm On Nov 06, 2015
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Wedding In Nigeria
October 31 at 8:01am · Edited ·

DONT MARRY MONEY OR PROPERTY, MARRY A PERSON | 40 ANCIENT WISDOM FOR ALL SINGLES.
1. Wedding is a day but marriage is a lifetime.
2. A stingy man who is single will still be stingy when married.
3. Silence can never be misquoted.
4. When God wants to bless you, he puts a person in your life; when Satan wants to destroy you, he puts a person in your life.
5. It is better to be single and alone, than to be married to the wrong person.
6. Avoid a contentious woman.
7. 3 MEN TO AVOID: a. A womanizer b. A hot tempered man c. A drunkard.
9. Marrying a comedian does not guarantee a happy marriage.
10. Never be married to anyone who refuses to be married to Christ.
11. 3 words that echo peace in marriage: a. I AM SORRY b. THANK YOU c. I LOVE YOU.
12. Don't waste your time meditating or dwelling on your singleness.
13. Co-habitation is a recipe for marital failure.
14. Deal with anti-marriage dreams.
15. Masturbation is destructive.
16. Marriage without friendship is like a sky without sun.
17. If you rush into marriage, you may end up with a person who will bury your destiny.
18. A successful marriage is always a triangle: A MAN, A WOMAN, GOD.
19. Why you marry is as important as who you marry.
20. Much happiness in life depends on your marital choice.
21. A man needs divine wisdom from God in choosing who to marry.
22. Do not place your priority on good looks: no woman is ugly: she only needs 'rebranding'.
23. 3 Major characteristics to look for in a woman: 1. Fear of God, 2. Wisdom, 3. Discretion (Beauty is vain).
24. The best way to enslave a woman is to show love to her excessively-as a rule, women do not run away from where they are pampered.
25. Love is not blind, infatuation and lust is blind.
26. Love puts God first, Lust puts sex first.
27. Test every love with your peace of mind, if peace of mind is absent, God is not in it.
28. If you are a true friend, you will attract true friends.
29. Caring hearts never lack caring hands.
30. Desperation leads to frustration.
31. Bad marriages can be avoided before they begin.
32. Keep yourself pure and your bed undefiled.
33. It is spiritual insanity to plan on converting someone so you can marry the person.
34. Wage war against the devil that fought your parents' marriage.
35. Marriage is a covenant, always look before you leap.
36. It is better to be single and believing God to be married than to be married and believing God to be single.
37. A broken courtship is better than a failed marriage.
38. Do not marry money or property, marry a person.
39. Be presentable.
40. BE PRAYERFUL. Type "Yes" if you AGREE!

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NYSCRe: Inside Cross River NYSC 'Orientation Camp' (Photos) by satysaca: 6:01am On Nov 03, 2015
Beesluv:
hmmm, the hostel wasn't bad in 2011/2012, but the toilet was mostly messed up with tissues and those dirty peeps who find it difficult to flush.
There was light to an extent and water then.


I can't believe my eyes....
Obubura Is the name of the camp I was there 1999 December for 3 weeks orientation.The Hostel was very good.Only the water we fetch from the Bole hole Turns to oil after you fetch it.When you Bath with the water your body will be oil.
EducationRe: How To Browse & Download 24hrs With N70 With Mtn by satysaca: 5:48pm On Sep 30, 2015
cjcomputech:
THIS IS FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NO ACCESS TO A SUBSIDIZED INTERNET RATE ON BROWSING.
IT ROCKS WELL ON MTN. YOU CAN NOW USE MTN SUBSCRIPTION OF N70 TO ENJOY YOUR INTERNET
SURFING 24HRS.
BUT BEFORE I START OUTLINING THE CONFIGURATION PROCESSES, I WILL LIKE TO KNOW HOW MANY OF
US HOW ARE INTERESTED.
YOU MAY DROP YOUR EMAIL HERE OR EMAIL ME FOR DIRECTIONS ON WHAT TO DO.
Pls do u have the monthly own last any@yahoo.com or satysaca@yahoo.com
FamilyRe: Married Women Fall From 3 Storey Building While Fighting In Anambra (Photo) by satysaca: 12:34am On Sep 30, 2015
mexzysamex:
..........#Ome-Ego
can you update us on the latest please. How are they fairing now, what is the name of the street and what is the land lord saying. were police invited ?
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: Virgin Mary Appeared In Kaduna by satysaca: 4:19pm On Sep 20, 2015
Useless talk Why not embrace Christ and no one cometh to me except through my Son Jesus christ. Be wise and Stop deceiving yourself and some gullible people.Jesus is the only way the truth and the light
PoliticsWords From A Father To A Son About Marriage by satysaca(op): 7:56am On Jul 11, 2015
1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.

2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.

3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.

4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face.

5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent.

6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.

7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again.

8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.

9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other.

10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along.

11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mother father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much.

12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be something you’ve stopped doing too.

13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.

14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to any man?

15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.

16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.

17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary tag.

18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.

19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays.

20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always coming to us.

21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.

22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having children to take care of you too.

23. My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows everything, everyday.

PoliticsApc States And June 12.will They Still Take It As Democracy Day by satysaca(op):
Apc states in the south west have never recognised May 29 as a democracy day rather they prefer June 12 as their democracy day.Let us see the politics behind it and if they will still observe it as usual and wont observe May 29 as generally observe tn the country.
RomanceRe: Please Help!!!!! See What I Saw In My Gf's Bag by satysaca: 1:21pm On Apr 21, 2015
echobee:
Hmmmmmm! Ops,abeg fleeeeeee >:. Runnnnnnnnnn for your dear life angry
Open it and see it it is Otanjele eye liner women use it on their eyes it is not a juju or fetish something just open it and see black glinded substance in it.
PoliticsGwosa Still Under Boko Haram 4 Days To Elections by satysaca(op): 6:05am On Mar 24, 2015
Please what is happening in Gwosa no news and the elections remain 4 days.What of shakur and the Boko Haram top policy makers.
EducationRe: Share Your 2015 JAMB Result Here by satysaca: 7:54am On Mar 12, 2015
What is d meaning of OP?
shaddi:
Jamb hasn't sent me any message and Am dying of suspense cry... @OP if I give up the ghost cry my blood would be on you angry for opening this thread
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hurray!!! Nairaland Is 10 Years Today!!! by satysaca: 6:54am On Mar 10, 2015
I join nairaland 2005 congrats nairaland
PoliticsBomb Blast At Kano by satysaca(op): 6:01pm On Feb 24, 2015
Sucide bobers strikes in kano just now 12 people dead
PoliticsWhy Obasanjo Endorsed Buhari By Ngozi Okonjo Iweala by satysaca(op): 10:23am On Feb 19, 2015
By Ngozi Okonjo Iweala

WHY OBASANJO ENDORSED BUHARI

Why am taking a swift from supporting General Buhari . Just few hours ago, Obasanjo endorsed General Buhari as the man to deliver this nation. I was personally shocked, when I heard the news. This is because, I was expecting Baba to stay at the touch line, and leave Nigerians to study his body language. But the masquerade could not control his dance in the public market. Hence he mistakenly flogged his own mother who is also a trader in the market. Nigerians, I am left with no option than to tell us that, these ex-generals and their boys are up to something. The issue at hand is not all about the presidential seat. But rather, the national cake (oil blocks). Less I forget, is it not the same Obasanjo who woke up and hand picked his puppet 2011, who eventually grew like Joseph the messiah of Egypt? Is it not the same Obj that told us 2011, that General Buhari is too old to rule this country? Is it not the same Obj that told us Buhari is a dictator? Somebody should have a rethink like me. We must understand the preacher's language before decoding his message. If Obj can take a swift and prefer General Buhari to Jonathan, a puppet he dedicated his energy and resources to win 2011 election, then as an average Nigerian, we should have a rethink and ask our leaders what is so special in Aso Rock. If leadership is to serve the people, why is it that,the ex-generals finally gang up against their new recruit on account of change? If we're to outline the sins of Mr.President, are the ex- generals not guilty of such sins? One may ask why is SPEAKER taking a swift? Everybody wants change. But I am astonished the way and manner these ex- general joined the train of change. Is it that, this is the first time they heard the word change? If NO, why did they not change this country when they were given opportunity? Why advocating for change now when the puppet body language shows he Will not renew their oil blocks licence? Why advocating for change now, when the puppet purchased equipment to monitor and reduce vandalism? Why advocating for change now, when the strong headed puppet wiped out their ghost names from the civil service pay roll? Why advocating for change now, when the puppet sacked your boys as corrupt ministers? Why advocating for change now, when the puppet refused to dump Sambo for another puppet? Why advocating for change when he refused to kill Nigerians indiscriminatel y. But rather he is exploiting all means of dialogue. Unlike your Odi brutal killings and destruction. Why advocating for change now, when the puppet refused to twist governors hands with EFCC to pave his way like you did? Why advocating for change now, when at 72 years, you still tell your children of 50years they are the leaders of tomorrow? Why advocating for change now, when the puppet refused to give you the fertilizer deal? Why advocating for change now, when the puppet refused to jail your enemies? Why advocating for change now, when the puppet refused to rig election for your daughter? Why advocating for change now, when in your time railways were not working? Why advocating for change, when in your time, our judiciary could not delivered a fair judgement in favour of oppositions? Baba,Nigerians are fed up of you sitting in Otta, deciding their future. We want to decide our destiny with the help of God. We want to practice true democracy by using our votes to decide our future. Let the good works or antecedents of our leaders speak volume for them. Just after the presidential chat with Mr.President, we discovered that, you, your colleagues and errant boys, are spreading false informations to pave your way to aso rock. Lastly, I challenge you Baba, ‪#‎Tinubu‬, ‪#‎Atiku‬ and others to tell Nigerians you don't have oil blocks or you Generals are not fighting the last battle to protect your oil blocks. They won't come out and speak my brothers and sisters. They want us to believe they are fighting for us. When they have their own local refineries at their backyards. R..I.P Fela: Animals wan dash me my human right.

Onyearmy Douk S
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Explosions, Heavy Gunfire Rock Maiduguri by satysaca: 11:07am On Feb 01, 2015
Mbaka has nothing to offer let him face his business he is nobody just seeking attention

kestolove95:
Hmmmmn...rev.mbaka talk am o
PoliticsHome / Editor's Pick / Breaking News: Chris Ngige Paid Reverend Father Mbaka N8 by satysaca(op): 7:04am On Jan 11, 2015
It has been exposed that the APC through Chris Ngige secretly paid a controversial clergyman called Rev EJike Mbaka a whopping eight hundred and fifty million Naira, to attack Nigerian President Jonathan, as part of their strategic dirty campaign of lies, deceits, fabrication, distortion, intimidation and blackmail.

The money was arranged by River state Governor, Rotimi Amaechi. It is not a secret that Amaechi hates President Jonathan. So When the idea of bribing the dodgy priest was brought up by El-rufai and Buhari, Amaechi quickly volunteered to make the fund available.

This is not the first time the controversial priest has patronized APC. During the Anambra state governorship election in November, 2013, 28 Worshippers died in a stampede caused by APC and its supporters.

Chris Ngige was heavily implicated on that tragedy. He tried in vain to blame it on Peter Obi who was then the governor of Anambra state.

But despite all the attempt to smear peter obi, it failed.

We have in our possession documented implicating APC and Chris Ngige to that tragedy and the current bribing of the despicable Rev Mbaka.

Source: Edo Political Forum, facebook


http://lindaikejist.com/2015/01/breaking-news-chris-ngige-paid-reverend-father-mbaka-n850million-to-join-apc-campaign-team/
PoliticsRe: Father Mbaka Says Jonathan Is Surrounded By Corrupt Officials by satysaca: 8:29pm On Jan 03, 2015
Nairaland GeneralAirasia Flight QZ8501 From Indonesia To Singapore Missing by satysaca(op): 7:55am On Dec 28, 2014
An AirAsia flight travelling from Indonesia to Singapore has lost contact with air traffic control with 162 people on board.

Flight QZ8501 lost contact at 07:24 (23:24 GMT), Malaysia-based AirAsia tweeted.

Search and rescue operations are under way.

Malaysia's national carrier Malaysia Airlines has suffered two disasters this year - flights MH370 and MH17 - but AirAsia has never lost a plane.

Flight MH370 disappeared on a flight from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing in March with 239 passengers and crew, and MH17 was shot down over Ukraine in July, killing all 298 on board.

The AirAsia flight had been due to arrive in Singapore at 08:30 (00:30GMT).

The missing jet had requested a "deviation" from the flight path due to bad weather, the company said.
The flight arrivals board at Changi Airport in Singapore, where the AirAsia flight was due

There were 155 passengers on board, with 138 adults, 16 children and one infant, the company said in a statement. Also on board were two pilots and five cabin crew.

Most of those on board were Indonesian, but there were six others on board, AirAsia has said: three South Koreans, and one each from France, Malaysia and Singapore.

An official with the transport ministry, Hadi Mustofa, told local media the plane lost contact over the Java Sea, between the islands of Kalimantan and Java.

He said the plane had asked for an unusual route before it lost contact and that the weather had been cloudy.

AirAsia has set up an emergency line for family or friends of those who may be on board. The number is +622 129 850 801.

The company's chief executive, Tony Fernandes, tweeted: "Thank you for all your thoughts and prayers. We must stay strong."




http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-30614627
Christianity EtcRe: Why Has Letter X Replaced Christ In The Word Christmas? by satysaca: 12:08pm On Dec 25, 2014
Are you a memeber of Daddy hezkiah church.



yokiti:
The trend is now to greet your fellow christians Merry Xmas and not Merry Christmas as it was known to be. Methink its only in mathematical equations that we are asked to find the value of X or are we now solving equations in christianity now? Why do we have to replace the root word Christ with letter X in the word Christmas?
Merry Christmas to all nairalanders.
May we all celebrate many more of it in good health and prosperity as well as fulfilment of purpose.
Felize Navidad!
Nairaland GeneralAguleri And Umueri Fighting by satysaca(op): 7:37pm On Nov 28, 2014
There are unconfirm Report that Aguleri and Umueri are fighting .The whole military men at Federal Housing Gate 3-3 Onitsha has been deployed to The Town.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Military Releases Another 125 Boko Haram Suspects by satysaca: 12:36am On Nov 09, 2014
Is it true boko Haram has taken over adamawa hoisted their flags and all the schools close.
PhonesRe: MTN Night Plan Works For 24 Hours On Saturday & Sunday by satysaca: 3:31pm On Jan 01, 2014
Nite plan can last as far as u didnt disconnect and weekends is 24hrs
Car TalkRe: First Potential Look At The N1.2million Nigerian Made Cars - Pics by satysaca: 2:18pm On Dec 30, 2013
lawizle: When is d ban starting sef...car wey no even get boot..na wa oh.
The national assembly has put a stop on it last week.
Car TalkRe: First Potential Look At The N1.2million Nigerian Made Cars - Pics by satysaca: 2:14pm On Dec 30, 2013
The national assembly has stopped the proposed plan by fed. Govt so we can be buying our cars as usual.
AutosRe: Toyota Highlander 2005 Model For Sale At N2.4M by satysaca: 5:27am On Dec 19, 2013
Pls how can i identify 2005 and other models
AutosRe: Toyota Highlander 2005 Model For Sale At N2.4M by satysaca: 5:20am On Dec 19, 2013
onasnatural: 2005 Toyota highlander
Alloy wheel
Fabric seat
Factory Ac
Interior Type: Sports Fabric
Body Style: SUV
Doors: Four Doors
Audio: AM/FM/CD
Power windows
Cruise control
Transmission: 5-Speed Automatic
Engine Cylinders: 6 Cylinder Engine
Drive Train: Four Wheel Drive

Contact me for more info about the RIDE
Phone-08060626065
Email-mexroy03@gmail.com

How can one differentiate 2003 ans 2005 model
Asking price- 2.4m
BusinessRe: What Went Wrong With The Atm Service Today? by satysaca: 8:45am On Oct 04, 2013
cupid4ig: Happened here in onitsha too fidelity bank
are u in osha here i am at ezenwa and u?

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