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PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Caught In Massive Lie About His Achievements! - Reno Omokri (Video) by satysaca: 1:35pm On Oct 16, 2022
Reno is a distractor. Paid agent. Peter is very correct stop confusing gullible people we are wiser than him. He said 60 percent of their workers are from Anambra and the remaining 40 percent are from other state. Stop deceiving people you are a goat Reno
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Caught In Massive Lie About His Achievements! - Reno Omokri (Video) by satysaca: 1:32pm On Oct 16, 2022
He is very correct .he meant 60 percent of their workers are from anambra state and the other 40 percent are from other states and so on. Please he didn't lie go there and check 60 percent of their workers are from Animals.
PoliticsRe: Video Of People Paid To Attend A Rally Was Not APC But A LP Bus (Picture) by satysaca: 8:07am On Sep 29, 2022
Stop talking nonsense bring video.
PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Kill Several Ebubeagu Operatives In Ihiala (Video,Pics) by satysaca: 9:44pm On Jun 17, 2022
I heard they were kidnappers killed by security agents.

quote author=Okhuadams post=113903384] Will you pple stop calling them unknown gunmen they are Nnamdi Kanu Ipob/Esn men doing his bidding throgh That coward that called himself Emma Powerful, and that convit abroad called Simon Ekpa. The home based ones will say it's the cow ass fuckers that step doing it. Ingredients and Nonsense[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Kill Several Ebubeagu Operatives In Ihiala (Video,Pics) by satysaca: 9:43pm On Jun 17, 2022
They are kidnappers killed by security agents.

post=113903269]People are still jubilating by hailing d UGM. Na wa ooooo[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Kill Several Ebubeagu Operatives In Ihiala (Video,Pics) by satysaca: 9:41pm On Jun 17, 2022
They are kidnappers killed by security men at Ihiala. Say what you are sure of.
PoliticsRe: Okechukwu Okoye: One Of Those Who Beheaded Lawmaker Arrested by satysaca: 11:33am On May 30, 2022
PoliticsRe: Okechukwu Okoye: One Of Those Who Beheaded Lawmaker Arrested by satysaca: 11:31am On May 30, 2022
PoliticsRe: Okechukwu Okoye: One Of Those Who Beheaded Lawmaker Arrested by satysaca: 11:30am On May 30, 2022
AutosRe: Is This Car Worth Sending To Nigeria? (Pictured) by satysaca: 10:44am On May 20, 2022
You mean the landing cost or what. That's great corolla is hot cake over here.


quote author=shams040 post=112982415]This is not toyota sport. Just normal toyota. But I jst saw 2009 for 2.4M.[/quote]
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by satysaca: 12:24pm On May 09, 2022
Please how do I scroll or access someone's whatsapp messages on my laptop or computer.
[quote author=22o62021 post=112641146][/quote]
PropertiesRe: Lagos Resident Laments The Invasion Of His Compound By Monkeys (Photos, Video) by satysaca: 8:46pm On May 03, 2022
Yeah all back of Unilag Lagos are full of monkey even it's gets to Basics times. When I was at shodeinde we use to see slot of monkey at that swamp area.
matrix199:
Lol



Monkeys are the clowniest animals ever. They are very mischievous and kleptomaniac.



This reminds of me of how some monkeys in New hall in Unilag stole the jeans I hung on the fence.

Have you seen a money and a dog spar? See, moneys are the only skinny animals that can subdue dogs. They get to patiently acquaint with the dog, no matter how aggressive the dog is. Once they get familiar with the dog, they initiate crazy plays with the dog, and ride the dog like it's a donkey.

I tell you, monkeys are crazy animals.
PoliticsRe: Troops Neutralise IPOB/ESN’s Gang Leader & 25 Others at Orlu by satysaca: 7:25am On Apr 19, 2022
PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Have Disappeared From Anambra After Election, Just Like Play by satysaca: 8:06pm On Nov 21, 2021
Very correct, but the soldiers were all out they disappeared .

quote author=Ever8090 post=107837292]I am not an APC or PDP member, but there is no way APC would have created problem that would have indicted them along the line.
Whichever way you decide to analyze that situation, it only ends with attempt by IPOB to make sure elections were not held in Anambra state to further price their dominance and control in the south east above the government nothing more.
Even the so called agitation for secession, has a political under tune and that too will soon be exposed.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Have Disappeared From Anambra After Election, Just Like Play by satysaca: 8:04pm On Nov 21, 2021
When the federal Government brought the soldiers they all ran away. We should not be talking as if we don't know the truth. The same thing on IMO state the soldiers are very ready so they all ran away.
EducationRe: Long, Black Snake Killed In UNILAG Postgraduate Hostel by satysaca: 4:32pm On Jul 10, 2021
Henry cat Don fine finish wow it's beside El kanemi hall. By Education. Behind newest hall 1 and 3 by Amina Hostel. I miss my schedule. Left 99 wow


quote author=castrol180 post=103560118]A very long and black snake was killed this morning at Henry Carr postgraduate hostel of university of Lagos...zoologists in the house kindly help identify the type of the snake.


Lala food is ready...[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Malami Replies Kelechi Madu On Nnamdi Kanu by satysaca: 6:57pm On Jul 07, 2021
Aufbauh:
Malami is a classical Savage! cheesy
If you've been reading Malami's body language about Nnamdi kanu you'll understand that Ipob supreme leader is in for a long thing.
Buhari I know will never leaveMNK. He is gone forever
PoliticsAnymore Public Announcement On Keke by satysaca(op): 1:13am On May 29, 2021
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ON THE USE OF MOTORCYCLES, TRICYCLES AND SHUTTLE BUSES IN ANAMBRA STATE

In view of the need to improve security in the State and address observed incidents of crimes using Trycycles, motorcycles and shuttle buses, the State Government after due consideration, wishes to direct as follows:

1. That the earlier ban on the use of motorcycles in greater Onitsha and Awka areas during the day and night, remains in full force. Any motorcycle found within these areas will be impounded and forfeited;

2. That the use of motorcycles, tricycles and shuttle buses across the State is now BANNED between 7pm and 6am daily with effect from Saturday 29th May 2021 and for 1 month in the first instance;

3. That shuttle buses are henceforth banned from using tinted glasses or curtains while plying on Anambra roads. All other vehicles either with factory fitted tinted glasses or plain glasses must wind down while approaching any security check point to avoid embarrassment;

4. Henceforth, any community where Keke is used to Rob or commit any crime, the use of Keke will be banned totally in that area and the union exco sanctioned. Same measures will be applied in the case of shuttle bus and motorcycle.

Government hereby directs full mobilisation of community youths and stakeholders across the State to take ownership of security in their immediate environments and assist the Police and other Law enforcement Agents to enforce these directives and quickly restore law and order in our State.

Announcer

Prof. Solo Chukwulobelu
Secretary to Anambra State Government
28/05/21

PoliticsAnymore Public Announcement On Keke by satysaca(op): 1:05am On May 29, 2021
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ON THE USE OF MOTORCYCLES, TRICYCLES AND SHUTTLE BUSES IN ANAMBRA STATE

In view of the need to improve security in the State and address observed incidents of crimes using Trycycles, motorcycles and shuttle buses, the State Government after due consideration, wishes to direct as follows:

1. That the earlier ban on the use of motorcycles in greater Onitsha and Awka areas during the day and night, remains in full force. Any motorcycle found within these areas will be impounded and forfeited;

2. That the use of motorcycles, tricycles and shuttle buses across the State is now BANNED between 7pm and 6am daily with effect from Saturday 29th May 2021 and for 1 month in the first instance;

3. That shuttle buses are henceforth banned from using tinted glasses or curtains while plying on Anambra roads. All other vehicles either with factory fitted tinted glasses or plain glasses must wind down while approaching any security check point to avoid embarrassment;

4. Henceforth, any community where Keke is used to Rob or commit any crime, the use of Keke will be banned totally in that area and the union exco sanctioned. Same measures will be applied in the case of shuttle bus and motorcycle.

Government hereby directs full mobilisation of community youths and stakeholders across the State to take ownership of security in their immediate environments and assist the Police and other Law enforcement Agents to enforce these directives and quickly restore law and order in our State.

Announcer

Prof. Solo Chukwulobelu
Secretary to Anambra State Government
28/05/21

PoliticsRe: Shekau Is Seriously Injured, After Failing To Kill Himself by satysaca: 8:41am On May 21, 2021
Ex-Boko Haram intelligence chief: Shekau now a cripple
— 25th December 2017
By Job Osazuwa

A former Boko Haram Chief Intelligence Officer, Abdulkadir Abubakar, has revealed how the group’s leader, Abubakar Shekau, is now a cripple.

Abubakar did not, however, disclose how Shekau became a cripple.

The former Boko Haram CIO condemned the group’s killings and advised Shekau to surrender as their activities have no place in Islam.

Besides, he also warned Shekau to stop using innocent girls who are being hypnotised as human bombs.

Abubakar, also known as Abu Muhammad, also warned other factional leaders of the group, such as Mamman Nur, Abbor Mainok, Abu Musad Albarnawi and Abbah Minok to repent from their deadly ways and embrace peace.

Abubakar was the CIO of the terror group and one of its top commanders, until his arrest in June, this year, by the military, in Buni Yadi, in Gujba Local Government Area of Yobe State.

The former commander, who spoke to PRNigeria in his cell in Maiduguri, Borno State, regretted that a lot of innocent young girls were captured, tortured, hypnotised and used by Shekau, in suicide bombing.

Shekau should remember that he was nobody but an ordinary student. He should remember that he had only two sets of clothes when we were in Maiduguri.

“I remember telling him: ‘Brother Shekau, why can’t you buy more clothes to wear? And he told me he was afraid of meeting God on the day of judgement.’

“He should look at himself and ask himself if he has achieved anything from the senseless cause. Despite all the looted wealth and power he has acquired, was he able to buy himself good health?

“He is now a cripple; isn’t that a lesson for him to learn and understand that God is punishing you for the pain you inflicted on others?

“I am calling on Abubakar Shekau, Mamman Nur, Abbor Minok and Abu Musad Albarnawi to lay down their arms and to stop the senseless killings.

“Shekau has continued to demonstrate his cruelty and atrocities against humanity. He had killed a lot of souls, destroyed homes and rendered people homeless.

“He continues to exercise God’s authority by killing innocent souls at will, without any justification. This was why all his commanders left him.

“He doesn’t have pity for the aged, women, children as well as young girls, who are mostly suffering and dying in his camp.

“His followers are raping and committing all sort of atrocities under his nose while he continued to show no concern. Many who dared to question his dastardly acts were promptly eliminated by Shekau. Some of his commanders like Aliyu and our Chief Mechanic, known as “Paper,” were killed for begging Shekau to provide food to mothers and their children at the time our camp in Abiso ran out of food. When Shekau was told to help them, he said he did not come to Sambisa to feed the “Children of Handak.” He said if 100,000 of them die everyday, that’s none of his business.

“At some point, women became beggars; to feed their children in Sambisa, while at least 13 children died of malnutrition and other hardship meted on them by Shekau. This is the reason why Mamman Nur, Albarnawi, Man Chari, Abbor Minok and Abba Albarnawi, including myself, deserted him and formed our factional groups. Mamman Nur moved to the shores of Chad while Albarnawi and Abbah (Last born of Muhammad Yusuf) remained at the shores of Magumeri.

“All of us, as at then, were all hunting to kill Shekau, just like the Nigerian military because of the atrocities he committed under our name. We had fought nine times with him and killed many of his men.







“Shekau must know that all those women he is sending with Improvised Explosive Device (IEDs), in places of worship, markets and schools are our sisters and mothers and they don’t deserve to die.

“He must know that, one day, he would be called to account for all the atrocities he has committed in the name of Islam. There is no compulsion in religion. Indeed, God has really allowed the truth to prevail over falsehood.

“There is no verse of the Holy Qur’an that permits Muslims to kill anybody.God will punish even those who feel happy while we are killed not to talk of killing innocent souls. So, you cannot kill anyone who doesn’t believe in your faith or practice.

“Arrogantly, Shekau declared a whole country and people living in it as infidels and ordered that everyone living in that city, and not Sambisa, must be killed. Islam can never be synonymous with senseless killings.”

http://sunnewsonline.com/ex-boko-haram-intelligence-chief-shekau-now-a-cripple/



Rilwayne001:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9599949/amp/Nigerias-Boko-Haram-leader-badly-wounded-sources.html
PoliticsRe: Shekau Is Seriously Injured, After Failing To Kill Himself by satysaca: 8:35am On May 21, 2021
Nigerians forgot so easily. Have you forgotten when the Nigerian army said Shakau is now crippled from the bullet wound he sustain and can't walk again


quote author=MASTAkiLLAh post=101893211]You guys should fúck off with your búllshît stories biko.. From blowing himself up with a grenade to shooting his own chest undecided What happened to putting a gun in his mouth and pulling the trigger ? And how come you have all the intricate details like a movie script ? Distractions distractions and I'm not falling for you súckers cool[/quote]
PropertiesRe: Quit Notice To A Tenant by satysaca: 8:35pm On May 08, 2021
What is the reaction of your lawyer and the advice he gave you. It is the work of court not your work

Oracleforce:
Pls, advise me on what to do with this stubborn tenant.

I wish to recover my apartment from a female Tenant for personal use...I then approach a lawyer to draft a quit notice. I gave her the quit notice and she refuses to collect it,

lawyers in the house, pls can you advise me on what to do? Thanks.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Odumeje Finally Forgives Ada Jesus, Gifts Her N1 Million (Video) by satysaca: 8:00pm On Apr 17, 2021
BlessedNuel:
Seen,the ministry dey move...Nollywood take over

Incase you need Original Raw Honey... don't hesitate to contact O81 O1 66 67 71 let's talk about it now...it's locally sourced and Cultivated
Wrong number Hausa man has been picking it and speaking only Hausa
CrimeRe: Man Loses ₦26 Million Naira To Ponzi Schemes by satysaca: 6:35am On Apr 05, 2021
Dantedasz:
CHYMALL is the new MMM.
If your funds are in there exit fast.
Unfortunately people will never listen or learn until it is too late...
CHYMAL is already having problem they have existed in Ghana and they have started delay payment please exist from. It now as you read this message
FamilyRe: Save Me From Entitled Inlaws by satysaca: 9:20pm On Feb 27, 2021
badmusatari:
I was convinced by a topic on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/6433385/how-saved-brother-marrying-into/1

I went to Nigeria to bring my wife some years agom ever since we arrived it has always been money, money, materials, materials especially money. At some point my wife accused me of trying to separate her from her siblings. I told her that a time is coming she will be begging me to help her stop them. It has happened and is now happening. As a matter of fact I even brought her dad for a visit from Nigeria. Her dad was a God fearing person but the moment he started living with his oldest shameless and jobless son he has been brainwashed that her daughter and her husband owe them especially me. It's always about money, money, money. The oldest son is a jobless and shameless irresponsible man that impregnated a woman and they now have four kids. I have even got a job for him from here but he refused to go and work there in Nigeria.

Not minding the fact that he even have other siblings in abroad. One of those in abroad is always in support of this stupid irresponsible oldest guy but the other one is a very intelligent person and knows the whole truth.

If you send money to the dad now trust me he will request another in less than a week which obviously the irresponsible was the one telling the dad what to say. There was no time my wife or me or we call the dad that the irresponsible will not pretend he's not there but will put the phone on speaker so he can listen to our concert with the dad. All he's doing is yahoo and Yahoo. The second born there with him is a little bit fair but they all the same.

They always have this strong believe that their sister who is my wife owe them because they always says they took care of her. This is one of the reasons their sister who is my wife and the other siblings in abroad are yet to build a house for their dad. The oldest irresponsible always cause trouble, tell lies and create issues that the dad will be telling his children abroad that he's gonna curse them if they don't build house for him or send certain mount on so so so date. I am really tired and confused. Enough is enough because I also have my own family to look after. Even a bike I never buy sef.

I am beginning to regret getting married in the first place. I love my wife and we have been together for over a decade and half even before we get married. But my wife is now their enemy because she always turn them down now. Infarct of I mention the irresponsible man's name or talk about se don't a penny to them she will go mad for days. Everythinf about them is money, money, money, build house for our dad, etc. The guy is now a yahoo + man over 40 yrs with no future and still unambitious.

My wife and I have wasted a lot of money on his travelling but he doesn't even care. Imagine all the siblings in abroad have been sending money for their dad's house rent only for the landlord to tell us that this guy's has never paid a kobo for almost two years. All he's about is to drink fvck and club.. very dirty hungry looking guy. They never appreciate anything indo for them, instead it's always more more and more. There was a time this guy tried to fight me but I just ignored him.and since then I never talk to him again till now. But they are bullying my wife emotionally that she cries almost everyday now uptill this morning when I asked her what happened and she told me that her brother the irresponsible man sent a nasty message to her.

But the other ones in another will always tell her that she and them need to take care of their dad and must send him money regardless of who highjack it as long as God knows they did the right thing, please how does this make sense? I need opinion on this in particular. How could you be sending money to the dad when you know that the idiot is the one that will collect and spend the money because he's with the dad's ATM card? Does that make sense?

I only pity one of the two siblings in another country that always support him and that one's wife have started complaining to my wife too because they gist a lot.

Sad sad
Change your numbers and your wife too call them with hidden number when you want to talk to the man. When you come back next time try and meet the market sellers like beans, rice and all the food stuff be sending money to them he will only go and collect the food stuff then give the man small change. I bet you all this will stop. Tell your wife to change her numbers imidiately. thank me later
CrimeRe: Can They Use My Phone To Trace Armed Robbers In Military Uniforms? by satysaca: 12:43pm On Feb 02, 2021
kindlyheart:
Happy new month lovely nl members.

I ended the month of January on a sad note. My two phones were forcefully taken by armed robbers in a military uniform, a stone throw away from a military check point on Benue - Enugu road (at alade).

I don't know how to contact the relevant authorities so that is why i came here.

Even if I wont get back my phone, I'm willing to give the IMIE and other relevant infos to the Nigerian authority to use in tracing and fishing out the criminals.

Sorry for the bad grammar and other things. I have been relegated from a smartphone to a feature phone.

Mods pls help a brother. It is me today, God forbid it be ur dear one tommorow.
go to any police Ict center they will charge u and your phone must be traced and the people will pay for the expenses
BusinessRe: My Sister’s Bank Account Wiped Out. Please Help!!! (Photo) by satysaca: 11:02am On Feb 02, 2021
please don't blame her. nobody is above the mistake as highly knowledgeable as I am in itc . could you believe they nearly wipe my account. I used a POS during my dads burial and the next day alert started coming from my phone that I bought this I bought that 75,000 through online shopping. Infact I don't believe anybody can scam me. but thru POS you can be scammed if you like be an intelligent officer. it can never be trace because you use many POS I went to my bank and they blocked my ATM and gave me another.
HealthRe: RRS Rescues Man Who Suffered An Asthma Attack On Otedola Bridge. by satysaca: 9:08pm On Jul 24, 2020
Anuoluwa1234:
Wow.. thank God he was saved kiss kiss..am really happy for him..
That shit ain't nun to joke with...., It killed my dad's best friend..

But it can be cured, cuz my cousin was cured of it... kiss kiss
Please can you whatsapp my number i need the medicine that cured your cousin . I am very serious. 08034734225
HealthRe: Please Help: My Wife Has Asthma by satysaca: 9:10pm On Jul 08, 2020
mykymyk101:
Boss belive me or not, give her snail water. I mean that sticky water coming from snail for 1 or 2 months atleast 5times a week. If it works pls come back here and testify so that others can also know the cure.
Have you seen where it worked . Is it cooked or raw one explain clearly .
Foreign AffairsRe: Kim Jong-un Reportedly Dead After Botched Heart Surgery - TMZ by satysaca: 8:53pm On Apr 25, 2020
Foreign AffairsRe: Kim Jong-un Reportedly Dead After Botched Heart Surgery - TMZ by satysaca: 8:52pm On Apr 25, 2020
HealthThe Man Behind Corona Virus Has Been Arrested (video) by satysaca(op): 12:11pm On Apr 05, 2020
The people behind the Covid-19 has been unmasked and arrested.wat ch the video

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