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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by saucecode(m): 6:44pm On Jun 15, 2020
WORDWORLD:


Just as men kept whinning on that thread that asked ladies to tell their experience with married men who wowed while pretending to be single. grin

It was a massive turn up by female folks on NL not because it was directed mainly to them but because it was a subject matter very common to them and as such stories were just flowing.

But as far as this thread, without being gender biased open to all. YOU LADIES DON'T HAVE STORIES TO TELL ON THIS THREAD BECAUSE MEN NO CARRY MARRIAGE FOR HEAD LIKE UNA TO THE POINT OF BEING SO DESPERATE LIKE MOST OF YOU END UP BECOMING grin


I swear, she didn't say females were whining that time. She even shared her own gist about how a married man named his daughter after her. grin
Her mouth was very watery on that thread but dis one dey bite am for body

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by saucecode(m): 6:39pm On Jun 15, 2020
WORDWORLD:


Ooops there she goes. You can't manipulate me my dear.

grin

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Family / Re: Guys Can You Answer Your Wife's Surname Because of Money by saucecode(m): 6:24pm On Jun 15, 2020
I die first. They should check on the next suitor

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Family / Re: Please Is It Possible To Rape Someone You Are Married To? by saucecode(m): 3:26pm On Jun 15, 2020
According to nigerian law, it is not possible to rape your spouse. Every other noise you people want to make here is a waste of time.

Contact your reps & legislators if you really want a change,its not by nairaland comments

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by saucecode(m): 3:15pm On Jun 15, 2020
WORDWORLD:

Mind you, alot of ladies whose puccies have expired also use this tactics to settle down when the opportunity arises. The start to claim that the reason they are still single is because guys keep demanding for sex from them and she kept saying NO. To a novice, a simp he starts to feel so happy. A GIRL AS OLD AS THIS YET UNMARRIED BECAUSE SHE CHOOSE TO REMAIN CHASE?

The fool in love jumps to such lies only to be told stories that touches the heart on their wedding night with tears in her eyes begging him to forgive her because her puccies has already been thoroughly explored to the elastic limit.

SUCH MAKE FACE IS A GOOD WAY OF TRAPPING MEN IN THINKING HE HAS FOUND A GOOD GIRL.



saucecode:
You're right, but a real nigga can always spot the difference between a repented ho and a truly chaste woman.
I don't know how to explain it but there is something detectable in the overall persona of a lady who has been collecting dyck in the past before deciding to become a secondary virgin. maybe it's just me

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by saucecode(m): 3:04pm On Jun 15, 2020
Klass99:


Lol, no I am not.

But I remember that moniker well and saw a kindred spirit in her, because I hold similar views/sentiments like her,

I used to be Dimples316, not Breaststroke.
Lol,let me just act like I believe u. The choice of never wanting kids which you have is what drew me to breaststroke then, although I was a thorn in her flesh until she deactivated grin

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by saucecode(m): 2:59pm On Jun 15, 2020
Enugupikin:

You're doing well by avoiding the sex part...if I was a lady I wouldn't indulge in sex till I marry, unless u want it anyway..I know why u I'm saying this... as a guy I don't even have random sex with any gal I see, infact I don't wanna have sex till I settle down..so help me God
This is the only way a woman can actually be sure that the guy she is dating really wants to be with her for life but since most have refused to have sense,men will continue getting the punana without putting a ring on the finger as quick as possible.

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by saucecode(m): 2:49pm On Jun 15, 2020
WORDWORLD:

What is stopping you all. The Title of the thread is HAVE YOU DATED SOMEONE WHO DESPERATELY WANTED TO GET MARRIED?!!!

It isn't directed to guys alone. How come it is only guys that are they ones mostly telling us their stories.

We want to hear your stories too. Mind you remember the title says "DATE" don't come here and be telling us stories about how rich men are all over you seeking your hand in marriage without you dating them first. The title says DATED SOMEONE.

Sasysures story is out of point. Her's was about a line of suitors not people she dated and it is as well what goes on in her locality, a tribe is very fond of such. Suitors knock at your Gates to marry your daughter once the hear you are studying "medicine, and blablabla

They don't know the difference. Everyone knows dat guys who are already dating them and have unrestricted access to their punana will hardly ever act desperate to get married.

It's the suitors who have never seen their bra before and disturbing dem for marriage dey want to use to catch trips here grin

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by saucecode(m): 2:42pm On Jun 15, 2020
Klass99:


Why do you find that so shocking? grin Yes, I don't want to bring forth children but I am happy to be an aunty, friend or mentor to young children in my life, world and space.

When I say mentor, I don't mean the sort of mentorship full of motivational talk. Mentorship where I candidly lead/teach by example, things like saying please, thank you, cooking, social etiquette, answering curious questions about God and the universe (as best as I can) etc.

More of friendship, than mentorship actually. Believe it or not, no be every woman pikin dey shack o! I am one of such women.
You are BREASTSTROKE, i have always suspected. Welcome back. At least you're not fighting again wit dis your new persona.
Family / Re: A Touching Letter From A Sex-starved Husband To His Wife by saucecode(m): 2:37pm On Jun 15, 2020
Temhellen:

What if the man happens to be a man of God? Like a Bishop or Rev.
1Corinthians 7:3-5
3. The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband.
4. The wife's body does not belong to her alone but also to her husband. In the same way, the husband's body does not belong to him alone but also to his wife.
5. Do not deprive each other except by mutual consent and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again so that satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.


It's only a matter of time before satan will tempt a bishop or rev whose wife is denying sex,and when dat time comes ,he should visit a strip club and ask for forgiveness after.

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Family / Re: What Are The Financial Benefits Of Being Married In Nigeria? by saucecode(m): 2:23pm On Jun 15, 2020
cooooooks:
What are these factors:
- have a kid, it's a done deal regardless of length of relationship
- live together for a year, it's a done deal.
- file taxes together, even if you both have different residences, it's a done deal.



I dont understand all dis your done deal statements. So having a gf means you will have a kid together & live together ni

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Family / Re: Life Changing Experience by saucecode(m): 2:19pm On Jun 15, 2020
Oluromantic:

Oh I shd have known she's female. Honestly I thought it was a guy. I wouldn't even have argued further one bit. I was wondering too how a guy could have such a low thinking capacity.
Now u know cool

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Family / Re: I Don't Want To Bear My Husband's Surname by saucecode(m): 2:15pm On Jun 15, 2020
Mariangeles:
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This one carry Nigerian women matter for head like buns, dey hawk everywhere from coast to coast
Onye mere gi ihe a eeeeeeeee? Si na gi buariwa ibu ka gi-aka, na gi ezudila-ike? Gwam onye owu biko undecided
Onye ahu emekahu m'otu
[/s]
Aunty amaka, I resemble your town person ni

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by saucecode(m): 2:10pm On Jun 15, 2020
pocohantas:


Anyway, I thank NL for bringing my sucre papito my way and I thank you guys for giving me the publicity that made him notice me.

Nothing is irrelevant in the ecosystem, including trolls like you and saucecode. We appreciate you all. grin grin grin
You're welcome,make sucre papito do make a woman out of u biko

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by saucecode(m): 2:08pm On Jun 15, 2020
pocohantas:


Lmao. You guys are really dumb if you think I will ever disclose such on NL. What next? You start watching my womb?

C’mon, no smart person leaves important details on this current Nairaland. You need to ensure trolls always follow the wrong trail.

Proud evening newspaper for LIFE! grin
See tory for village square meeting cheesy you that announces the food you eat and drink you drank, even announce when u finish secretary meeting, na your marriage wey pipo don bully u endlessly on you no go come announce? You? cheesy

We are waiting for the electric shock eee

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by saucecode(m): 2:05pm On Jun 15, 2020
WORDWORLD:


I still wonder why pocohantas is yet to marry. She has been a very good relationship and marriage counselor on NL. What is really going on? It baffles me really. Not flattering but it really beat my imagination despite all of her advice to ladies about marriage and relationship. All I know is that last-last pocohantas is going to get married some day. And I pray she lives happily ever after.
We will be here to see the day she will shock us,no be her again? She must announce everything

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Crime / Re: Victoria Inyama To Anita Joseph: Marital Rape Exists, I've Experienced It by saucecode(m): 2:03pm On Jun 15, 2020
Does Nigerian law recognize it as a crime? This is all that matters, if not, all you screaming marital rape are only wasting your time.

Go and meet your legislators to amend the law.

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Crime / Re: Anita Joseph: "Your Husband Can't Rape You" - Actress Dismisses Marital Rape by saucecode(m): 7:41am On Jun 15, 2020
cococandy:
it should be common sense but I guess not in this case. Especially since humans are the one who make laws.

Many things are illegal that shouldn’t be and many are legal and shouldn’t be. Does it take away from the wrongness or rightness of any of those things if we go by the golden rule of being to others as we want them to be to us?
Story story, stoooorry.

No such thing as marital rape in Nigerian law, EOD. If you really want this to change, then lead a protest on the streets like black lives matter so legislators can amend the law. It's not by preaching abt common sense and wrongness or rightness on the internet, trying to appeal to emotions. undecided Emotions dont pass laws or make things criminal.
Social media activists

ibkayee
Hathor5

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Family / Re: Life Changing Experience by saucecode(m): 7:35am On Jun 15, 2020
Oluromantic:

You're out of line already. So keep ranting
Why were u even explaining yourself to her!in the first place? cheesy You have said u had a life changing experience, anyone's opinion abt dat is their cup of Lipton & ends in their house. It doesn't change anything

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Family / Re: Only God's Sent Ladies Can Endure With A Man In This Condition-photo by saucecode(m): 7:30am On Jun 15, 2020
Lawly:


Madam you too do you want the man to die Young? are you wicked? if you like don't assist ur hussie and ur family. keep waiting for that man that will inherit all ur life problems and make his own for life just to prove that he loves you..
Poverty will never let nigerian women stop seeing men & marriage as their ticket to ultimate comfort.

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Family / Re: A Touching Letter From A Sex-starved Husband To His Wife by saucecode(m): 7:25am On Jun 15, 2020
Temhellen:


But let me give you an instance , what about a wife suffering from genital mutilation? During their courtship , she n her husband never had sex. It was after the marriage the husband discovered about it.
Would you advise the husband who has high libido to start cheating?
Visiting a strip club is not cheating.
Family / Re: What Are The Financial Benefits Of Being Married In Nigeria? by saucecode(m): 7:17am On Jun 15, 2020
cooooooks:
In Canada, you and your gf are married after 1 year in the eyes of the law.

LIES

There are factors to be considered before being seen as having common law marriage, it's not just by having a gf

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Family / Re: What Are The Financial Benefits Of Being Married In Nigeria? by saucecode(m): 7:16am On Jun 15, 2020
cococandy:
This is a good topic. Naija govt should consider incentivizing marriage. Instead of us shaming single people into get married.

@OP. You know the ‘big’ tax breaks married folks get in USA is because they paid more taxes combined than a single person paid. I don’t know about other countries, but the new tax reforms that trump passed made it such that you don’t get refunds for having kids but it just reduces your taxable income which at the end only saves you a few hundred dollars per child versus in the past when you could simply get $1000 in returns for each child. Some folks were claiming many dependents and cashing out during tax season.

The health insurance part is a very good perk.
Yeah, marriage is so attractive financially yet the numbers show that much less Americans have been getting married in the last 30 years compared to the past. You always come here to spout falsehood on top spending only 6 years with uncle Tom.

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Crime / Re: Anita Joseph: "Your Husband Can't Rape You" - Actress Dismisses Marital Rape by saucecode(m): 5:06pm On Jun 14, 2020
There's no crime like marital rape under nigerian law. Maybe this is the angle she was coming from.

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Family / Re: A Touching Letter From A Sex-starved Husband To His Wife by saucecode(m): 4:38pm On Jun 14, 2020
Dicktion:

Lol they want their husbands to die of sex starvation? cheesy
That is very close to what they think will happen, frustrating men at the highest level but we can never allow our friends be frustrated due to sex starvation at the hands of their wives. This is what strippers were put on this earth for.

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by saucecode(m): 3:32pm On Jun 14, 2020
pocohantas:


Oga leave her alone. This is how you people threaten ladies with menopause. Then when they take it up and start looking for husband, you still call them DESPERATE.


There is really no pleasing you Nigerian men.

If she still says she no want, you tag her feminist.

Make una rest abeg!
Hian,the matter really touch u wella. So how far that your marriage u have been hinting on nairaland for over one year now? We are still waiting for you to shock us

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Family / Re: A Touching Letter From A Sex-starved Husband To His Wife by saucecode(m): 1:33pm On Jun 14, 2020
Dicktion:

Lol It's a fiction
Yes the writeup is fiction,but husbands being starved of sex by their wives is very real.
Family / Re: A Touching Letter From A Sex-starved Husband To His Wife by saucecode(m): 1:28pm On Jun 14, 2020
Dicktion:
Imagine a hefty man tormented to the extent that he even started recording the number of times he attempted having sex.

If this wasn't some type of fiction then I'd say that man isn't supposed to be called a man.
I loathe extremely weak men. Even if you're weak it doesn't have to be extreme
Can someone imagine how his mom would feel after finding out what her son has turned to
Eww angry
I wish I knew him personally. A few visits to a strip club and his mood will improve drastically

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Family / Re: I Don't Want To Bear My Husband's Surname by saucecode(m): 1:26pm On Jun 14, 2020
The husband does not have money and his family name will not open any doors or draw a WOW, this is the only reason any nigerian woman will be having this conversation.

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Family / Re: The Perfect Man: The Day My Dad Couldn't Kill A Snake For Me. by saucecode(m): 11:22am On Jun 14, 2020
Rozz:
see this one
Is it not just love and money? Like I said, u have not met me. You will run mad frm too much loving

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Family / Re: A Touching Letter From A Sex-starved Husband To His Wife by saucecode(m): 11:19am On Jun 14, 2020
All this plenty story because of faji.

Guys, should we tell him what to do?

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