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jalether:Person wey dey reason like goat? I won't waste ma time trying to figure out why he reasons like a ruminant animal. . . . .Good luck to you in your endeavour to sort that out. How can any retard even compare Ronaldo to Ruud/Henry? This debate has gone to the gutters. . . . Dayokanu has managed to turn this debate on it's head to mask his grade A idiocy. |
dayokanu:The issue is about Lahm not Van Nistelrooy. . . . . How many times was Evra sodomised by some random Mexican less than 4 weeks ago.Same number of times Pedro murdered Lahm. . . . . ![]() Rooney pocketed by Arne Friedrich who relegated? The best player in EPL pocketed by the custodian of the worst defence in Bundeliga?Same way Tom Huddlestone used Ballack as a floor mat recently!!! No wonder Bundesliga failures like Santa Cruz, Hleb and Berbasuck became instant cult heroes in the EPL. Even Torres who cant score in a brothel turned godNo wonder Michael Ballack is yet to make EPL team in 3 years. . . . What a waste of a player. . . . |
mama-gee:Except you forgot to add this. . . . Individual BBC Young Sports Personality of the Year (1): 2002 Bravo Award (1): 2003 UEFA Euro 2004 Team of the Tournament FIFPro World Young Player of the Year (1): 2004–05 Sir Matt Busby Player of the Year (2): 2005–06, 2009–10 FWA Footballer of the Year (1): 2009–10 PFA Players' Player of the Year (1): 2009–10 PFA Young Player of the Year (2): 2004–05, 2005–06 PFA Fans' Player of the Year (2): 2005–06, 2009–10 PFA Premier League Team of the Year (2): 2005–06, 2009–10 FA Premier League Player of the Month (5): February 2005, December 2005, March 2006, October 2007, January 2010 Barclays Player of the Season (1): 2009–10 FIFA Club World Cup Golden Ball (1): 2008 England Player of the Year (2): 2008, 2009 Now sing me a song of a LEGEND!!! |
dayokanu:Yet, it was your stupidity that was exposed when you opened the cesspit you called a mouth that Xavi was a benchwarmer when Van Bommel, Deco and Edmilson were in Barcelona. . . . How else do you want me to tell you that you are a cretin? The same tactics Quieroz used on Xavi and he became sterile best midfielder in Europe No assist, no through pass, No shot at goal.Xavi laughed last in 2008/9 season. He won the CL and Fergie doffed his hat for him. Spreading the ball to his goalkeeper and defender, If Xavi cant make on through pass in 180mins of football and he is the best midfielder in 5 yrs? Abeg go call Ibime to come bail you out. This is beyond you. Its like bringing a knife to a gunfight.Ibime believes you are a retard, I also cosigned you are a lummox. Bringing Ibime here would only expose more of your moronic thinking. . . . .Xavi is better than all the Zombies in your National Team. U can kiss ma arse if it pinches you. ![]() Xavis team prevailed because Iniesta bailed them out after Xavi has been rendered impotent for almost 3 hoursWhat a daft thing to say? Scholes' midfield prevailed cos Ronaldo bailed em out against Chelsea in Moscow? This is one of the reasons i say you have grown taller than intelligence wavelength. . . . . Go for amputation. ![]() Even if you marry Albert Einstein you would still produce retards and your stupidity genes are soo strongRemind us how Edmilson played more games than Xavi in Barcelona you ignorANUS!!! ![]() ---------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- dayokanu:I will make you look like a retard that you are. . . . Just sit back and watch me . . You can see that even jalether is not laughing with you, He is laughing at your shining stupidityBergkamp. . . . .UEFA Cup 91/92, UEFA Cup 93/94, UEFA Cup Winners Cup 86/87 Riquelme. . . . .Copa Libertodores, 2000, 2001, 2007. Yet again, Dayokanu has been schooled!!!! Tell us what Bastian & Klose have ever won in the continent. . . . .Please, don't lemme shame you this evening. Come up with a Cup even if it's the Audi Cup, you Silverback Ape. Henry and Nistelrooy were probably more consistent than Ronaldo Lima Cos Ronaldo shone 1996-98 and went on a break till 2002 while Henry was consistent from 1999-2005Since you weren't sure if they were better or not cos you used the word PROBABLY, i would leave you and your selfish wet dreams again. I don't debate with your sick imaginations and lewd fantasies. I debate FACTS!!! While you are at it, produce what Bastian has won in the continent either for club or country. ![]() |
mama-gee:Oh Lord. . . . . . Up untiil now i thunk you and THE AMAKA were siamese twins co-joined by the nose. Abeg, don't deny your twin sister jor. . . . . .U and THE AMAKA are inseparable. . . . .Till Def Do Una Part. ![]() |
jalether:Na you get sense pass jor. . . . Leave Dayo alone to be deceiving himself Schweinsteiger is the best midfielder in Europe. The bestest midfielder YET without a continental title. ![]() |
dayokanu:For the 10th season in a row, Lahm hasn't won a CL. So how do we rate Phillip Lahm the bestest left back in the world without any continental title? ![]() No EUROS, No World Cup, No UEFA cup, No Champions League. . . . .Something Evra and Rooney have forgotten they won. ![]() We saw how Nani ended the night and how lahm progressed to the Semi. Ougadougou nor reach add Konstantinople to itUseless theory. . . Game ended 4-4 with Nani scoring 2 and assisting one of the goals. Surely, Lahm is a bytch to Nani. Friedrich was relegated - FACTRooney terrorized the best team in the Bundesliga - making their defenders shiver like Malaria patients. Wazza has nothing to prove - he is the best player in the EPL after scoring 30+ goals last season. . . . .The same league Ballack(the best German player) has been for 3 years without ever making the EPL 11. |
mama-gee:How do you know this? Eldee is a Polygamist. . . . .He loves you, Chiogo, The Amaka and Gangstaboo. He musta gotten his P-I-M-P blood from his great-grandfather who married 14 wives. ![]() |
dayokanu:These are the words of a foolish man. . . . I don't debate people's selfish wet-dreams. Hogwash. Because Diaby's midfield dominate possesion in games we can say Diaby is the top midfielder in Europe?Cesc's midfield. . . . .not Diaby. This is common sense. . . . .The midfield is ran by the most dominant figure in the centre of the pack and the stats would reveal such. This is the reason Cesc cops the highest assists and a fair share of the goals in the league. . . .same as Lampard in Chelsea. When Bayern played Inter, Bayern dominated possesion so we can say Schweinsteiger and van Bommel rimmed Sneijder and CambiassoBayern dominated Inter but that was how Jose wanted Inter to play. . . . . . Pound for Pound, none of Bayern's midfielders can hold a candle to Sneijder. . . . . .Mourinho was happy to let you retards have the possession cos he knew catching y'all on the break was the KEY cos you have the most lethargic defenders in the history of the UCL. Jose's tactics was justified when Milito was 1 v1 with XXXXXXXX and he sodomized his rectum and left 50ml semen sample there as evidence. ![]() Stupidity come in different package but this must be Grade A stupidity.Your own stupidity is military-grade. . . . . U cannot decipher simple logic and yet you brand yourself a graduate. How does one run a midfield? Ask yourself that question! Simple question, How many chances did Xavi create in the whole 90mins. I can only remember one tame Thierry Henry header late at Old Trafford.Xavi was spreading the ball majestically but United had 10 men behind the ball throughout. . .There was no space for Messi and Etoo to utilize. .and they were limited to long-range shots. When United met the same team in a Final game 12 months later without nonsense schemes like away goals, can you tell us what happened? Who supplied the cross that Messi scored from to make it 2-0? Like i said, you are too slow to cope with this discussion. . . . .better go n join your fellow retards in sexuality section where womanly wall is the topic of discussion. Where was Xavi when Essien and Ballack were doing Alanta on his head before Iniesta bailed them out?Xavi matched anything Chelsea threw at Barca. . . . . They were man-handled but they didn't relent in a difficult away game. . . . In the end, Xavi's team prevailed having enjoyed the lion share of the possession. When Chelsea flogged Assanal 3-0, Assanal dominated possesion so we can say Cesc and Diaby shat on lampard and co?They dominated possession but did nothing with it. . . . . .That is a different scenario, This is where pundits say Arsenal are the poor man's Barcelona. . . . . . .Barcelona dominate possession and win 90% of the time. Arsenal dominate possession and win 40% of the time. If you cannot understand this simple logic in football then donate your brain cells to a hybrid goat in the lab. What do i expect from you sef? Only last year, you didn't know how the OFFSIDE rule works. If you marry a plonker like you, you will produce retards. |
dayokanu:Story. . . .Lahm is the most useless left back in Europe. . . a 26yr old player is on his last leg? You should contact odiaero and see if he can sell your brand of stupidity on the Eur/JPY market on forresttrader.com.How old is Karbayisoon when he retired? The same Phillip Lahm that Nani turned his intenstines inside out last spring? I laugh in Ouagadouguou. The last player to come from Germany even though na No testing was the best player in the Whole English team.Shut up your mouth make i hear word. . . . Nani cremated your team the other night. . . .A 19-yr old Rafael ran your defence ragged and you are here spewing trumpery. Lahm ko, Ram ni. If relegated Arne friedrich can anally sodomise Wayne Rooney and Gerrard without condoms then Its pretty evident that the worst player in Germany is better than the best Englsih playerFriedrich ko, Fried rice ni. . . . Bayern's defenders couldn't contain Rooney. . . .na relegated Arne Friedrich go hold Rooney? It took Wazza just 90 secs to silence thousands of Nazis in Munich and yet you dey yarn nonsense for here like spermflakes dwell in your brain. |
eldee:The fuckin irony. . . . . You are leading a chic on just to get her in bed so you can MAKE LOVE to her and you are not loving her as yourself. How do you make love to someone without loving? ![]() Eldee, that was the wrongest example you coulda pulled up. Try again. ![]() U don enter ma wahala today. ![]() |
dayokanu:If you dominate possession, you have dominated the game. Ibime and I are well aware of this - just because teams have beaten Barcelona in the last 5 years does not mean Xavi hasn't dominated his midfield. Dominating the midfield is one thing, using the possession to achieve it's aim is another. . . . Arsenal boss most games but they don't use the possession to their advantage because the players they have got in their ranks are not good enough. Momo Sissoko bossed and ripped out Xavi over 2 legs in the CL second round in 2007. The same this Scholes and co did in 2008. or tell us how many chances Xavi led midfield created in the whole game vs Manure over 2 legsXavi murdered Liverpool in those games but for Ronaldinho's irresponsibility of always losing the ball and not tracking back. In the 2nd leg, Barcelona won in Anfield and Xavi continued where he started. . . . .Ronaldinho missed a glorious chance when he hit the post and Etoo was not match-fit to do anything in the game. And as for Scholes, don't say it in public. United won that game by playing Catenaccio - putting 10 men behind the ball throughout the 90. Apart from the goal scored by Scholes - he was anonymous! Till this day, Carlos Queiroz got immortalised by die-hard United fans cos he was able to convince Ferguson that was the only way we could pip Barcelona. Barcelona owned all the possession in the midfield. . . .United weren't even interested to boss that area of the pitch - United simply crowded the edge of their box to squeeze out all the space Barca players needed to hurt United. |
edoyad:Your sense of recognition is so dead!!! Try this. . . . [img]http://2.bp..com/_wGw4DFYB8v8/R4zebc0WNfI/AAAAAAAAAWU/PnWV7hSHVZs/s400/Marty_Feldman_ameri_186080m.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.filmfred.de/images/Igor.jpg[/img] https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/15/Marty_Feldman.png |
eldee:Not as much as HE detests DIVORCE. . . . . This is why LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR AS YOURSELF surpasses the whole 10 commandments as a whole. If you love your partner like yourself, you won't go for divorce. . . . .If you love her, you are expected to forgive her 77 X 77 times. |
Big B1:I share your sentiment. . . . . IBB is Nigeria's best bet if Nigerians want positive changes in that country. He's been there, done that. He will not be afraid to crush all em sabotages in Agbada that Yaradua was scared to deal with. IBB for President. . . . . . People like Donald Duke, Buba Marwa are all upright but they would lose their balls when faced with critical decisions. |
eldee:God detests divorce. . . . . All divorcees would be pitching their tents with Satan himself. |
Ibime:Letz be honest. . . . .Sneider played to his manager's instructions. The pass of the night was still his slide-rule that split Puyol and Pique apart, Arjen Robben will not receive a better pass in his lifetime. Sneijder is brilliant but his moronic manager wasn't with his thuggery tactics. Just admit it. . . you lot have never seen a central midfielder as dominant as Xavi. . . . if na lie, kindly produced stats from any match since 2005 where Xavi didnt dominate the midfield!Xavi has done more than Zidane. . . . . .The only things left are just sentiments. . . . Xavi has won everything Zidane has won plus more. . . . . He's guided his team to Euro 2008 and WC 2010 plus countless club titles. I doff me hat for the midget Xavi. . . . . .People should appreciate him - and to think he does all these things despite his small-size? Na WAAAAA!!!! |
dayokanu:Line-up means shyte. . . . . . .Of recent, Owen Hargreaves sometimes makes the bench in Man Utd even though we know he wasn't going to play. In 5 years time, a twunt would conclude Hargreaves is not as good as Gibson or Darren Fletcher. . . . There's no way Xavi wasn't better than his peers in 2005/6. . . . .He was out for 5 months. . . . . Ibime:He's simply the best, no need in beating a dead horse. I saw all the 7 games Spain played in the world cup and i couldn't fault Xavi for anything. . . .even when they lost against Switzerland. He's alwaya available to receive a pass and i don't think he's given the ball away in his LIFETIME. . . . His pass must find you. At least in Zidane's time, we still get to see the likes of Rui Costa, Seedorf, Roy Keane, Aimar, Veron etc shine against him quite frequently. . . . defensive midfielders like Albelda, Baraja lock him down on a regular.Zidane was over-rated. . . . .Roy Keane pissed on him in Turin in 98/99. I mean Royal Pissing. . . . .He was anonymous for 90 mins in a game they shoulda won. In Xavi's time since 2005, no single midfielder came out of any match claiming to have won midfield battle with Xavi.U won't find any. . . . . . .The only team that came close to putting up a fight was Chelsea in 08/09 season and even then, Xavi's midfield still triumphed. Essien matched Xavi pound for pound but it was the little details that counted and Barca won. |
toba:Sometimes teams don't get the rub of the green they needed but Spain have proven their system works 95% of the time. In the last 55 international games, they have only LOST 2. Think about that? Could Spain have survived either England or Argentina? with the way they played against Paraguay Chile and Switzerland?They woulda beaten England and Argentina 4-0 each. These teams won't put 10 men behind the ball for 90 mins like the Germans did against Spain. |
Ibime:Dayo nor sabi anything. . . . . .Since he moved to the States, his football reasoning has gone to the gutters. How can any sane human being compare Xavi to Edmilson or Van Bommel? Jesus Christ!!!! What won't i hear on Nairaland? My challenge remains: Please name any single match Xavi played from 2005 till date where his midfield didnt dominate possession.There's none. . . . . .even against Inter Milan last season. . . . .Xavi stood tall and he urinated all over the Inter midfield. They were just unlucky to lose out because of the dubious 3rd goal scored by Milito and the most horrendous of gamesmanship deployed by THE SPECIAL ONE. Pound for pound. . . . .There's no midfielder better than Xavi in the past 5 years. . . . . If there's any justice in the world, the next WPOTY should be a toss up between him and Sneijder. Gradually, fans are beginning to realise what makes Barca thick is not Messi but Xavi. . . . .Without Xavi's service in Argentina, Messi is not better than Nicklas Bendtner. . . . . In all the big games Messi shown like a billion stars last season, Xavi was the goal assistant!!! |
debosky:Balotelli that cannot break into the Inter team? The same Balotelli that is an apprentice to Pandev? Abeg, make Balotelli remains where he is. . . . . .He is only good for useless clubs like Arsenal(clubs with no ambition). ![]() Kgdavid:I prefer Rafael to Lahm. Lahm's on his last legs. . . . .and with the way Rafael manhandled Ribery at OT. . . .I stand to believe Rafael is a better talent. meireles is definately better than carrick, a much better goal scorer and he offers something both in defence and attack, besides, carrick has been dead for way too long.Carrick's midfield won us 3 league titles in a spin. . . . .Granted, he was rubbish last season but he deserves another season to prove himself. One bad season out of 4 is not reason enough to kick Michael Carrick out of OT!!! anderson has potential but is taking way too long to settle down, there's interest in him from france so i say let him go, dont really rate balotelli but it seems united r interested in him so ,Anderson got injured last season - which was supposed to be his breakthrough season. He needs time. . . . .This time last season, 90% of United fans wanted Nani out but after he desecrated the Emirates' tabernacle. . .fans have changed their minds about him. Anderson can also offer the same - the potential is there so Anderson must STAY. ideally i would want:I wouldn't touch any of the Germans with a 25-ft pole. . . . . Alexi Sanchez is a good player - i think SAF is looking at him already. Toulalan is not better than Fletcher and Neuer is rubbish. . . . . Akinfeev is a better alternative. the nazi aint going anywhere tho so id settle for meireles who is of a similar mould albeit of slightly lower qualityMeirelez is rubbish abeg. . . . .Those pasta-boned Portugese players are useless in the midfield |
dayokanu:You are an adulterated GUFFANTI. Xavi tore his ligaments that kept him out of football for 5 months and he wasn't fit enough to start a CL-final Messi also missed that final - was it because he wasn't good enough? Seriously, there are more retards on this thread than i have ever seen yet on this forum When you argue, abeg - argue with electric charge in your braincells. I can tell you it was until the big boys started leaving Barca before he became relevant, When Guily, Deco, Van Bommel, Dinho were there, who born Xavi wellXavi was better than all these names. . . . . Rijkaard kept persisting with Edmilson. . even though we all knew the Brazilian was shyte in that season as Iniesta proved time n time again. As foolish as you are, you listed Dinho and Guily who were predominantly strikers in Rijkaard's 4-3-3 formation. In 2005/6, it was Dinho - Etoo - Guily. . . . The midfield was a toss-up between Van Bommel, Deco. Xavi, Iniesta and Edmilson. In 2006 CL when all the big boyz were around how many important games did Xavi play? Best midfielder for 5 seasons? I laff seriously Compare that to Zidane and tell me any important match Zidane was benched in his whole careerStop lying through your teeth in the name of sounding relevant. In 2003/4 season, Xavi notched 49 appearances. In 2004/5 season, Xavi copped 54 appearances. In 2005/6 season, he tore his knee ligaments and he was out for 5 months. . . .In that season, he copped 22 appearances. In 2006/7 season, he copped another 54 appearances so you have to be genetically daft to think Xavi wasnt relevant when the likes of Van Bommel and Deco were in the team. Deco 2004/5. . . . .42 appearances 2005/6. . . . .44 appearances 2006/7. . . . .47 appearances Deco was not as important as Xavi. Van Bommel 2005/6. . . . .36 appearances Yet again, Xavi shat on Van Bommel. Edmilson 2004/5. . . . . .10 appearances 2005/6. . . . . .37 appearances 2006/7. . . . . .32 appearances 2007/8. . . . . .13 appearances For the umpteenth time, Xavi shat on Edmilson. Dayokanu, the next time you come on a public forum to spew balderdash, i shall piss in your nostrils. You are not mentally stable to cope with ordinary discussion like the weather, let alone an advanced discussion like football. |
Kgdavid:Carrick is better than Meireles Anderson is better than Defour Evra is better than Lahm and if Evra must get a deputy. . . .it should be the Portugese Contreao Berbatov shytes on Balotelli. . . . . . |
stillwater:Goddang it! |
mama-gee:The emboldened is the only credible achievement i can see there. All those Danish Under 17 are for National teams not club football. FIFA/UEFA are all for the National team not for ARSENAL- club competitons. Rooney is bigger than the whole of Arsenal's HISTORY. . . . There i said it. |
mama-gee:So managers don't win with the players? Whatever players win, managers win as well so it's the same thing. So kindly show us what Wenger or Fabregas or Bendtner has won. |
mama-gee:Show us what Arsene Wenger has won? |
debosky:The same Wayne Rooney that has won everything in club football? Arsene Wenger's credentials pale in comparison to Rooney's(never mind Nicklas Bendtner and other buncha failures you display at the Emirates). If Rooney retires tonight, he has achieved more than any player in the whole of Arsenal since the club was formed. Arsenal have never won the Champions League before. . . . .Rooney did at the age of 22! |
tosinaded@:Na Omoba o. With some chics in Arabian schitzo. . . . . ![]() Tents, Huge feast, Largesse, etc. ![]() |
ritchboy:What about Nando Torres? Liverpool haven't won a dime in gazillion years and yet an unfit Torres get to start for Spain. When he was at Liverpool, he was way below Senna, Xavi, Iniesta, and even Cesc in the pecking order.Senna got older. . . . .His legs could no longer support the engine room and he faded into oblivion. Xabi Alonso woulda made it nonetheless - it has nothing to do with Real Madrid. Even a blind man could see Cesc played way better than Alonso when he came on for him.Alonso is a DM. . . . .Cesc isn't. The two play different roles for Spain. doyin13:Which goes to show he's lazier than Xavi and the two should not be compared. Holding the ball is great but come on, matches are won on whatWhen you deny your opponents the ball, how are they gonna score? Go and watch Spain V Germany all over again. . . . .Podolski and Klose did not exchange passes to each other throughout the 90. Another thing you are forgetting is what the Spaniards do when they don't have the ball. . . . .They press EXCELLENTLY. . . Frankly I don't think his ball holding skills are that superior to declareXavi at Arsenal will not improve the Gunners much because there are more mediocres in Arsenal than Enyimba FC of Aba. Mediocrity reeks from the goalie to Nicklas Bendtner. . . . . .Even when Xavi threads those quality passes to his strikers, Bendtner would waste em. |
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