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stillwater:
Just imagine it. It would be fun watching you rolling on the floor in your cascade of agbada.

It will be much fun watching u carry a calabash of palmwine with heavy corals around your neck and kneeling down for me so i can drink. . . .
That will be fantastico with Osisi leading the Atilowgwu dance troupes.

davidylan:
there will be no requirements for a push-up bra in the bedroom.   I'm the one who will be shaking my head in despair each time i look at those pairs of slippers.

Just put on your dark shades in the bedroom. . . . .Pretend you are watching AVATAR on 3D.

stillwater:
I'm telling gangstaboo.

Story, you will use your 40 yards of agbada to roll on the floor.

Impossicant!!!

davidylan:
I humbly decline both options.   Those bosoms look like they would need extensive surgery to stand.

Haba. . . . .
It's nothing a push-up bra cannot do. . . .
With the right cup size, the bra should stand at attention.

stillwater:
That tradition has been banned in my village.

They will go back to it when i come for you. . . . .
U go kneel tire. . . . .I won't drink from your wine until your knees bruise.

davidylan:
little wonder she's got her bo_obs spilling out. No amount of photoshopping can help her at this point.

She's leaving you with 2 Options there. . . .
If the face is unphotoshopable, the boobs should be photoshopable.
David, you have 2 options. . . . .which one are you up for?

stillwater:
Lol, you want to cause trouble, I'm reporting you to Seun.

I am just having an innocent discussion o.

stillwater:
https://cdn.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Toyin-Erewa-Rotimi-Akinde-Traditional-Engagement-Bella-Naija017-600x400.jpg

Now this is how I want my husband to bow down for me and my family.

Only allowed in Yoruba tradition. . . .
This is one of the reasons i must marry an Igbo woman. . . . . .I can't be prostrating for any bride, abeg.
I'd rather let an Igbo bride bring wine to me, kneel down and pour to ma satisfaction.

davidylan:
and whose face would that be?

THIS!!!!
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=dlattach;id=259311;type=avatar

stillwater:
Photoshop rockssssssss.

The couple looks alright.

They look fantastic in ma opinion.
Photoshop or not. . . . .The babe is easily 8/10.

davidylan:
lol depends on the face though, some faces i agree are beyond repair.

I thunk you wouldn't admit. . . . .I was about posting a pic here and i woulda asked you to deploy all the photo-shopping skills in this world to make the face look LUSH.

davidylan:
you need to see the wonders that photoshop can do. I know many girls on FB that are considered "cute" no thanks to airbrushing. Many of them are a joke in real life

Na lie jor. . . . .
Photoshop cannot help some faces no matter what. . . . .

davidylan:
lol you'd have to put all of them thru photoshop then

If you photoshop some faces a million times, they cannot be this cute.
This bride is a beautiful woman. . . . .The groom did a good job.

https://cdn.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Toyin-Erewa-Rotimi-Akinde-Traditional-Engagement-Bella-Naija001-428x600.jpg


This face is so lush. . . .
Wish all the Naija babes had this kinda face unlike the Mercy Johnson face majority of them possess.

Aloy+Emeka:
It's not about pleading temporary insanity, it is actually temporary insanity for real.

Is this story true though or someone's selfish wet dream to pluck nonsense from the air?

doyin13:
Really now. . .Barca created a bag full of chances at the Nou Camp. Don't be dishonest. . . .they had a torrid time breaking Inter down and guess what it took a central defender making an extra body in the box to finally get the job done.

Mourinho simply parked the bus and Ibrahimovic was useless. . . .
Until he was subbed and Piquenbauer was pushed upfront, Barca had nothing going for them upfront.

Even against Germany, the Spaniards had a lot of possession without making much of a dent. A central defender came to their aid a recurring theme.

Germany parked the bus and were hoping to hit Spain with counter-attacks.
It's very difficult to play teams that put 9 players behind the ball every time - It makes me sick that football has now gone to the sewers.

In my opinion, Ozil was to blame for dominance of the Spanish midfield. In that match and the Argentina game before it, he was lazy and was not as good finding space as early in the tourney. When Spain scored, you could sense the urgency from him and Spain were pushed back.

Ozil was schooled by a more technical and positionally disciplined player, Busquets.
Busquets broke down the play and played simple 5-10 yard passes to Iniesta, Xabi and Xavi and i am a fan of Busquets when Spain don't have the ball. That dude knows how to PRESS. Ozil and co should learn from him.

And those aimless balls lobbed yards to the front have a greater chance of success when they are people gambling on knockdowns etc. not sitting in their own half waiting to tippy tap like some silent movie star.

I am getting fed up of one route football.
Why can't other teams develop their youth players to play the Spanish way.

Simple tiki taka. . . . .Appreciation of time and space and the weight of the passes to keep things running smoothly.
Seriously, we should give Spain their credits. They did not relent or change their philosophy even when they were trailing against Switzerland.
They kept passing the ball, looking for openings and there was no hue of anti-football throughout.

I am glad Football won in the end.
Holland and Germany were not good enough to win the World Cup.
VIVA ESPANA!!!!

dayokanu:
Germany were done by the World and European champions not by some upstarts like Portugal

Germany were assaulted by SERBIA.

duduspace:
What nonsense is this yu're writing Sauron? I think your conclusion should be directed at Debo, he is the one pulling down a young player here and not me.

Szczesney is an exceptional Goalkeeper for his age and that is a fact, If only people like Debo are coaches, no young player would ever get a chance, he would be waiting for them to get the elusive experience until time passes them by.

Debosky can note it down, Szczesney will become Arsenal's number one within the next 2 seasons, he can quote me on that, the boy is that good.

U are getting Debo wrong. . . .

What Debo is saying is Arsenal is too big a club to be trying upstarts like Szczesney. . . .
He will cop mistakes in big games and the media and the fans will jump on his back which would ruin his career at an early age.
Let him continue to develop somewhere(Fulahm, Burnley, Stoke) his mistakes won't be magnified like it would be in Arsenal.
That was what killed Walcott. . . . . .he woulda been a much better player if he had remained in Southampton for another 2 seasons before joining Arsenal.

doyin13:
I have become a bit of a Fergie fan lately after watching teams like SPAIN.

when your team is better at holding the ball than the opposition, it is only natural
that they adopt a conservative strategy and park the bus in front of their goal as you
said.

So how easy is it to break down teams as organized as Germany and Holland?
Had England parked the bus against Germany, would they have conceded 4 goals?

The question one needs to ask is why then does a team like UNITED not find it hard
creating chances against such teams that do the same thing week in week out.

This is because United mix it. . . . .
Long hopeless balls and sometimes football purity - United can buy any player to fit into any style of play they wish to adopt.
In Spain, they have to manage the array of talents they have got in their kitty - small, technical players whose biggest strength is keeping possession and playing 3-10 yard passes all over the pitch. Long ball methods don't suit their style of play at all. They have no DROGBA!!!

UNITED would not have had as many problems as Barca did breaking down INTER last
season. Because people like Scholes, Fletcher, even Carrick have no hiccups about making
extra men in the box.

This has been overflogged. . . . .
Barca did break Inter down many times last season. . . . .They were just unlucky.
Bojan had the best chance of the game missing a sitter when he headed wide. . . . .Pep sent Pique forward and he scored. . . . .I also remember Bojan scoring but he had his goal disallowed - that woulda put Inter away if that single decision had gone to Barca.

Too many times, Xavi comes short to take a ball when he should be looking for position .

I laugh in Swahili.
Last night, Xavi and Villa exchanged a flurry of passes between them that took out over 7 Dutch players.
Xavi is god in the midfield. . . . . .I dunno a better midfielder.

Fabregas is a better midfielder in my opinion o. He might not hold the ball as well, but his grit
and opportunism makes him better than either Iniesta or Xavi.

and the bayern dude is not so far behind.

Fabregas woulda been sodomized by Khedira or Schweini if he had played.
His passes are sometimes off the mark and i am not sure he's comfortable in possession as much as Xavi- a player who cannot be hurried.

doyin13:
Xavi is probably the best midfielder at holding the ball and while ball possession is invaluable I am still not impressed with his nous in the opposition's box.

He's dynamite in the opposition's box.
If teams weren't parking the bus every time they come against Spain, we woulda seen a better Spanish side.
I really wanted Brazil vs Spain FINAL cos i am not sure Brazil woulda sacrificed their usual game to stifle Spain at all costs like Germany and Holland did.

I think Spain really got away with one. Xavi for some reason likes to hold back even when he had Alonso and Busquets playing behind him. They might have won the Cup, but their inability to score was a major fail and this was primarily due to Xavi and Iniesta's reluctance or inability to make a nuisance of themselves in the opposition box.

They gambled on Torres' and Nando failed em.
If only Torres showed 20% of his normal brilliance, the Spaniards woulda beaten teams with higher margins than their usual slim victories.

Sergio Ramos over the course of the world cup was more of a threat on the opposition goal than Xavi was.  

What a laugh!!!!
Xavi was the heart and soul of that team. . . . .Without him being the hub, there's no Spain.

I suspect it is one of the reasons why Barca are so keen on Fabregas. Fabregas doesn't mind going beyond the front man or taking balls over the top. Neither does Schweinsteiger   and how much is Fabregas valued at again?

Fabregas is going to be Pep's wild card. . . . .

dayokanu:
Spain are world and Euro champions. The Germans lost to the Champions in 2002, 2006, 2008 and 2010
unlike the English who were sodomised by a group of youths just beyond puberty two weekends ago and even to Portugal, PORTUGAL!!!! seriously PORTUGALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

As long as you admit Germany were sodomized by Spain, i am cool with it especially when Pedro/Busquets(youths) were the tormentor-in-chiefs.
The act of sodomy is the act of sodomy. . . .Germany got sodomized, England got sodomized.
No act of sodomy is bigger than the next and that means Germany and England are in the same category.

doyin13:
nope. . . it is to his credit that he has numerous skills in addition to the rough and tumble stuff.

The guy is a stud abeg. . . .He can more than hold his own.

And he was given football lessons by the diminutive Xavi.
He couldn't get close to the Spaniard who had composure, confidence in possession and deft skills.
Xavi is 1000000 times better than Schweinidiot can ever be.

Now if you say Schweini is worth 25 million then Xavi should be worth $2500 billion and that evaluation cannot be right.

doyin13:
Schweinsteiger is worth every bit of twenty five million pounds. Don't know why people are saying the world cup has been his swansong. The boy has been doing it ever since I can remember.

Very comfortable on the ball, good movement, big physique and an occasional eye for goal.

I would actually take him over either of Iniesta, Xavi or Busquets if given the choice. I am still
not convinced these Barca midfielders will be able to cut it outside of their comfort zone.

Schweinsteiger is[b] rough and ready[/b] with all the necessary attributes.

Characteristics of players with limited abilities.

dayokanu:
Ronaldo was already an upcoming star before he came to Man U, Hargreaves never played football in England till he became a star.

Portugal screws England, Germany screws England seems like they are everyones b1tches

Everyone is everyone's bitches . . .
Spain have used Germany to wipe the toilet floor TWICE now.

Euro 2008
World Cup 2010

How is your rectum in Berlin? The Spaniards just know how to plug y'all into submission.

v3:
Saaauron,
Lookie you eh? You's throwing punches because Hargo was dropped at the last minute or whatever. . .I'm only asking the obvious, is he ANY better than the pack of midfielders that were part of Capello's squad?
I know fo sure a one-legged Gerrard and Lampard would definitely make the 3 lions. . I'd even rate Dirk Nowitzki ahead of Hargo.  

Says the man that doesn't know Semi/finals and Final are in the K.O. Stage.
What a disgrace!!!

Yes, Yes. . I'm not intelligent reh reh reh,but i know for a FACT that if brains were dynamite. . you my friend DO NOT have enough to blow a wig off your head!
End of discussion.

How lame can a Negro get?

dayokanu:
So the best English midfielder was groomed in Germany? Interesting No wonder the Germans made the English team look like a group of sunday sunday players

The best Portugese player was groomed in England. . . . .Did that stop Portugal from beating England?
Stop reasoning with your metatarsals, it's too early to be called a dolt.

dayokanu:
The only key points I can see here are that Owen Hargreaves a player groomed in Germany is the best English player and

Best English midfielder. . . .
Wayne Rooney is the best English player by a country mile.
There's no player with his technique and football sense in the whole of UK.

Was this a feat? Ozil and Muller would do this 10 times out of 10 because they are better technically than those overrated players

Not proven.
Subsequent seasons would tell us how golden Ozil and Muller are.
Will they fade into oblivion like Podolski did after 2006 or would they blossom into Messi or Maradona.
Time will tell. . . . .

AjanleKoko:
It's interesting sha.

Jose Mourinho is arguably the most pivotal personality in the modern game.
His philosophy has totally changed the way teams approach competitions; far more Machiavellian than cavalier. Kudos to the guy. He is truly the coach to end all coaches.

I expect a good-vs-evil, light-vs-darkness all out battle in La Liga next season, between Pep and Jose. Real blockbuster action comic stuff

Negative football has existed long before Mourinho became a manager.
Na people like una dey bring out hypotheses that are untrue. . . . .So Mourinho was the first to stifle his opponents by boring them to death?

Did you watch Arsenal vs Man Utd(FA Cup final 2005)?
Arsenal vs Liverpool(FA Cup final 2001)?

obinna5000:
@~Sauron~
I enjoyed the match very well but the English referee's yellow card distribution taya me.
But I felt De Jong should have been given a red card for that karate kick to Xabi Alonso's chest.

Webb was too lenient sef. . . .He was lenient cos he didn't want to appear too overzealous and ruining the biggest match of 2010.
He was criticised for the way the game unfolded. How he must wish that it had been played in the same spirit as Spain’s semi-final against Germany four nights earlier, when the first foul was not committed until the 28th minute.

By that stage last night, he had booked Robin van Persie, Carles Puyol, Van Bommel and Sergio Ramos, all correctly, and had erred in showing De Jong only a yellow card for plunging his studs into Xabi Alonso’s chest.
I thought that Webb was the best feature of the game. Had it not been for his cool head and firm control it would have been even more of a bloodbath. The Dutch were a bunch of thugs.

kobikwelu:
in the champions league, he was flawless, thats why he got this match,
after this performance, its over,

Says Kobikwelu.
I never knew you and Sepp Blatter are now bosom friends to know Webb is finished.
Nonsense!!!

lemme ask you, what is the result of a well officiated match? nobody remembers the refree
but after this worldcup match, everybody are still  can discuss the finals match and mentioning webb and his decisions, that is when you know a ref has had a bad game
poor for me

The players also have a responsibility to keep things tidy and not go X-rated with their tackles.
There's no way you can have a quiet referee when players go mowing down opponents like De Jong and Van Bommel did last night.

Germany played Spain too and they got tight but it wasn't a bloodbath like last night.
Sepp Blatter has come out to say the officials were not helped last night with the way some of the players behaved themselves.

as if the match was not ruined already with the dutch playing 5-5-0
the play was dangerous!!!! by nigel de jong

thats what is called consistency!!!!

that kick should BE A STRAIT RED !!!!! ANYWHERE , BE IT GROUP STAGES, KNOCKOUT OR FINALS!!!

I can understand why he didn't send De Jong off. . . . .It was early in the match and it woulda ruined the game if Holland had played 10 men against Spain's 11. This is called Referee's discretion - You don't have to follow the letter of the LAW every time.
There has to be a balance of common sense and the LAW - Just like Vidic wasn't sent off in the Carling Cup final in the 3rd minute when he fouled Agbonlahor as the last man. . . . .If it happened in the 85th minute, Vidic woulda walked!!!

v3:
@Sauron
I'm only human to have made the typo error, i take that back. . . THEY WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT PAST THE KNOCKOUT STAGES!
GBAM!!!

Whatever. . . .It still doesn't excuse your amnesia.
"They wouldn't have made it past K.O. stages" is even a bigger error than the first goof you made. . . .
Every game after the group stage is a K.O. . . . . . Holland got K.O'ed last night when they lost in the Final so what's your point?
U are not intelligent(admit it!!!!)

You're always docking behind lame excuses, friendlies?? give me a break Sauron. If Fergie can stop Rooney from competing in ANY and in repeate ANY MAJOR tourney, i'd take you both seriously.

Why should Rooney be stopped competing in any major tourney? Is he injury prone like Hargreaves.
Has Rooney ever gone a full season without kicking a ball but 30 secs in the injury time of a match against Sunderland?
Jesus Christ. . . . .I have seen more intelligent donkeys.

AjanleKoko:
Another ref would send Puyol off for Spain. Maybe also Iniesta as well, depending on the game temperament.
Also would have sent off De Jong, Van Bommel (does that guy have to shoot someone on the field to get a card?), Robben, and Sneijder.

Why would he send Puyol off?
Robben is a thief. . . .Because Puyol fouled him outside the box, he decided not to go down cos he wanted a penalty. . .
When he got into the 18-yard box, Puyol had left him by then and Robben was still in possession(advantage) and he was smothered by Casillas.
How's that a sending off for Puyol?

kobikwelu:
^^^^^^^^
haba oga!!!
i expected more form you,
so its ok to jet-li some1 on the chest  on the final of the worldcup??

It's not okay but he had to use his common sense. . . .
Sending De Jong off as early as the first half woulda ruined the match. The whole world was watching.

phullleasseee watch the jet-li kick on xabi-alonso chest by de-jong and tell mi if the guy is not to be put in prison for assault!!!!
on a safety point of view, xabi-alonso would have been killed!!!!

It was a RED CARD offence without a doubt but Webb was right not to send De Jong off.
He didn't want to spoil a world cup final for the fans.

and you are telling me he should have stayed on so as not to SPOIL THE MATCH??
FOR ME, I TINK WEBB HAS REF-ED HIS LAST WORLD CUP FINALS GAME (was just overalled)

Senseless remark.
Webb officiated the Champions League final and a World Cup final in the space of 2 months.
He's FIFA's best REFEREE.

chic2pimp:
He got the Nigel de jong incident wrong for starters.

Rubbish. . . . .People like you woulda moaned that Webb spoilt the finals by being too overzealous.
He didn't want to send anyone off but the Dutch were not having it - Their game plan was to kick and batter the Spaniards to submission.

Before the first 35 mins, Howard Webb had booked 5 players. . . .
What else could he have done in that terrible circumstance? Van Bommel and De Jong were like thugs on the pitch mowing everything down.

chic2pimp:
Did Howard webb do ojoro? Abolutely not
Was he outstanding, hell nahhhhhhhhhhh. I thought he did okay.

What did he get wrong?