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I give up...I have to focus on myself and my mental health. I'm taking a break from Nairaland, Twitter, Instagram and removing my WhatsApp sim from my phone so I can only receive text.

I don't know which is worst
-The fact that she went to stream to fetch water in 2021
-Got killed
-by herdsmen

Rip to the young girl. Her only crime was to be a Nigerian

We the Hisbah police laugh so hard when we heard other people offered money to the bandits not to released the school girls
They think they have more money than Nigeria. We had to offer a much higher price but it was worth it to see our sweet girls back home soon.
We the Hisbah police will do our best to make sure the criminals behind this will be brought to books

He thinks resignation is going to save him. We th Hisbah police are on his ass. There's no escape from such scandal.

Thanks so much Sir for clearly explaining it to them. We the Hisbah police have been trying to tell them this for years now but they fail to understand us. Isn't it better for bandits to kidnap students so they can't go to school and will be negotiated for money to by guns to kill people than for bandits to go into town and kill people themselves. Nigerians just fail to understand certain things. We the Hisbah police promises to arrest all bandits in Northern Nigeria in due time.

From my experience women performs better than men in book related stuffs. They just don't like construction simple.

A snake with mild venom...this life nor really balance

Viktor99:
I tried to buy Redmi 9c from Jumia on 23 Feb but was scammed of #70,000.

I entered Google map and saw an address that is not far from a friends home, copied this number 08083059986 called a guy picked spoke like a Customers Rep. He told me to send a text with my full name, address, product colour and amount.

Una sef ehn
This 70k pain me pass you wey lose am
See how you looseguard your money

Stop asking Stupid questions

We did it!!! Yes we did!!!!

We told y'all that we were going to get a safe negotiations process, didn't we?
Next step is to recover the money we lost to payment of ransom.

Hurray!!!Hisbah is working

We the Hisbah police were so saddened by this news. It's such a shame the government can't trust it's own police. We told them not to shut down schools yet that we would soon arrest all Kidnappers, bandits and Terrorists in the Northern States but they failed to believe us. What were we created for if not to serve the people in times like this.

Ghostmode2two:
As women plenty reach for this Naija? Why send porn pics or whatever to a woman?

This post is the typical life in Nigeria
The crime, the offense, the offended, the accuse, the police, the motive... everything just tire person

EdoAirline:
Hisbah....The married woman....

The porn actor and the man who

sent the porn are all mad...

The woman's husband is mad too..

Buhari is mad too

I swear all of us for this country they mad
You wey type this post dey mad
Me wey dey tell you too, dey mad
This country na one big psychiatric hospital wey nor get doctor

Dear Toke Makinwa
We are impressed by your determination to be a billionaire but please we beg you don't engaged in criminal or immoral activities to do that. We the Hisbah police are watching your every move and will be there to arrest you when you engage in the listed activities above. Thanks for your time

Hello Sir Wike
We the Hisbah police notice that there isn't any different between PDP and APC but the letters P of which PDP have two and A C which PDP doesn't have any but we promise to look into the case and arrest those politicians who make fake/empty promises.
Thanks for letting us know

Note: This is not a fake promise

We the Hisbah police were so sad when we heard food weren't able to be moved from north to south. We always stand for Nigeria unity and will do our best to unify Nigeria. We don't want southerners going to buy food from neighboring countries and leaving the North in an economic crisis. It's good our officers were able to resolve this as soon as possible before spoilage of foodstuffs

Sunnycliff:
Same way they have been ambushing and arresting killer herdsmen and bandits in gestapo style baa

Sorry sir, we have been busy arresting sex offenders and blasphemers. We the Hisbah police will look into the case of herdsmen and bandits. I assure you arrests will be made soon enough. Thanks for bringing this to our knowledge.

You didn't submit petition to us sir
Don't you know we can make arrest too. We the Hisbah officers will look into this case. I hope you don't have any skeleton in your cupboard too sir because we are impartial and don't take sides. This case is so serious it will definitely call for a death sentence

Don't worry sir, we the Hisbah officers will ambush and arrest him if he doesn't apologize. We got you Sir

Don't worry Nigerians, Hisbah have lots of evidence against him. He can't escape from this. He's definitely going to get jail time.

If only HISBAH were there this could not have happen. Don't worry Nigerians I'm sure the hisbah detectives will get them soon enough.

Nothing dey do you abeg...take good care of your skin, baff before you sleep, rub all those baby powder wey dey stay person body for 3 days-i don forget their names and finally sleep with mosquito net.

Drug dealers are the realest Hustlers in Nigeria right now. I don't care what anybody say. He didn't steal from someone or make the drug. He only sold/transport it. The way things are right now in Nigeria we need the drugs ooo. His only crime is why it had to be cocaine. We need the drugs and we also need our brains

He needs all the best lawyers he can get because he's definitely going to get jail time like 10-30 years if not more. At this point his fate is only to get a lighter sentence or "snitch"

It's only in Nigeria a fraudster gets 3-6 months lol
and una want make boys stop fraud.
I nor go even lie many crimes and their punishment for Nigeria nor make meaning to me. That na why to dey talk they tire me. Homo get 14 years, Yahoo boy 3-6 months, Politicians no jail time, thieves get jungle justice, rapist get to be flogged...Like WTF!!!!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA
GOD HELP NIGERIA

walcruise:
Why do we kill everything over here

Why am I not surprised? Seriously why
Anyway let me be positive, hope it was only the lion that lost it life.

You can criticize Nigeria news with a million words and only compliment it with a few.

Didn't want to comment but I had to
The picture says it all
"NIGERIA GOVERNMENT TRYING TO CREATE JOB FOR THE YOUTHS"

What is a hisbah?
Can hisbah shoot armed robbers or control traffic?
What does sending pics to married women add to Nigeria society. Can't the police do that. Instead of putting well trained security personnels that will stop Terrorism, banditry and kidnapping, you are putting people that will police societal values.
I hope society values stop you from being kidnapped and killed

Who would have thought a guy like this could be this smart lol. All these ones naa go school come back they talk say school hard. I can tell you from experience that Fraud is One million times harder than Engineering mathematics/Calculus. It's just the price that is different. Nigeria have successfully made people to think that it's better to crack your brain in fraud were you become rich than crack your brain in school and get a degree with no job.

Still say no to fraud

Can't even read. The Headings said it all.

Girls be careful of who you date/cheat on ooo
If Only Nigerians knew the complete meaning of mental health problems and gave it the needed attention these wouldn't have happened not to talk of making the news.

Many Gracious David-West full these our small Naija. Na to pray make you nor jam them

Perfectsouth:
people wey naked no censor the pics o, wetin come be op own?
If dem want cencored pics, they will put on clothes

Asin eh
All these over sabi OPs. There need better flogging.
Although sha the pics nor even look good self so he good as he censor am

Post seems faked
I won't click that link. Who click am fit come give us update

If the mother and daughter preach to me. I would only listen to the daughter The mama fit go preach for another person.

ALL THESE ONES DEY MENT