₦airaland Forum

SIRmuel86:
I thought she is endowed, y her back come flat like flat tyre??

Choi, so u self see am, d tin too flat ohhh.... when she no be piece of paper!

BeeBeeOoh:
This people's other name is PARA.. Just 1 shot of locally made gun by robbers & u'll c some of them fly pass the chopper..


In a lay man's voice, It Is Called "IGG(Initial Gra Gra)

Hahahaha i dey laff ohhhh

360metrosports:
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Governor Willie Obiano commissioned security equipment and brand new patrol cars to the Anambra state police command. The security gadgets include -special police patrol cars, speed guns to detect over speed and alcohol testing devices.


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http://www.metronaija.com/2015/12/photos-governor-obiano-donates-security.html

Our police men in naija cant maintain these cars, they will mess them up within days....

brainbucks:
Last Days

What is it about last days you keep boring us with?

phantonce:
OP, you seriously need to bleach a little.
We are called black but not charcoal.

Anyone that says black is beauty has definitely not come across you.
i had to increase my screen brighteness to see your eye ball.
I cnt even see your face in the pic.

You want me to laugh out my black ass

Environer:
Yoruba people singlehanded ruined Nigeria's economy with their myriad back-hand illegal stuffs. They are the main smugglers of illegal goods in Nigeria, ruining the local production base.

You are a fool for saying Yorba pple.

AsherStorm:
Went for 2 interviews for marketing posts today and I did well in the test and interview but the pay and condition seems ridiculous.

Company A said my basic salary will be between 25k and 35k and also commission on whatever customers I bring in but the worst part is I have to sign a year BOND with them and should in case I wann leave before one year, my guarantors will pay whatever is left to be met on my target...

Company B said my basic salary will be between 20k and 25k and also commission on sales or deals I get for the company... This one has no clause of BOND.

Tfare to either one I choose is btw 200 and 300 daily and I will be living in a place where I'd have to be feeding myself.

Please advise me on whether to wait for better opportunities or take one of the two offers.

Thanks

NB: I'm a BSC holder

Some years back like 2005, I got a marketing job around Epe, Lagos then wit 35k as my monthly take home and I was staying at Idimu. I took the job and resumed for a week before realising that I shouldn't have taken up the offer because the cost of transporting myself daily to and from is around N400 without feefing and am to work Mondays to Saturday 7am - 6pm. So my bro I will strongly advise that you do the costing for your expenses before settling down for any of the two.

Datevilme:
It is a known fact that a substantial percentage of Nigerian Graduates are Unemployed, and from the few that do have jobs, many of them are underemployed and payed stipends that barely see them through to the end of the month. Here are 10 ways you can maximize your low income.

1. Cut your cloth according to your material. Acknowledge the fact that you earn a low income, don't spend above your means. Minimize your spending as much as possible. Bare in mind that your current status is only for a while, you will blow eventually.

2. Try as much as possible to ensure you do not spend too much on transportation. Transportation as we all know takes up a great chunk of ones earnings most of the time. If possible find someone who owns a car and plies your office route, and tag along with them. You have to be jovial, and make them like you, so that you wont be a burden, but rather good company.

3. If you are ever going to break out of your tight financial situation, and not be the type of person who lives from hand to mouth, you need to develop a culture of saving, yes! you need to save. No matter how little, you can make up your mind to save between 10 and 20 percent of your earnings. In the event that you lose your job, or an emergency comes up, you will have something to fall back on.

4. Pay your Tithe and Give cheerfully. The saying "Givers Never Lack" is one of the most accurate sayings ever. Try it and you will be surprised, it works like magic!

5. Dedicate a Fraction of your stipends to self development. Your chances of getting a better paying job will definitely increase if you have more skills, certifications, etc.

6. Check your Relationships!! Guys, is your girlfriend milking you dry? Girls, is your boyfriend feeding of you continously? The hard truth is that if you are going to move ahead, you need to cut off those that are constantly pulling you back. If they truly cared about you, they wont keep demanding, knowing fully well you don't earn that much.

7. Feel free to add up...

Wow...... this is very good for me right now, maNY thanks to you for this wonderful write up.

Few days ago, GEJ visited, shortly after that, Atiku too visited and today OBJ also visits, I hope they PMB will not be confused considering all they must have been telling him. One thing I know is their top agenda will be centered on their personal interest before any other interest.

mployer:
Lol,

They are still using this 'change' scam

My bro....... I just dey laff here, this change scam Don enter waterside, make my pple for that side better shine their eyes ohhh before they rob them of change

mrjangaweed:
He's still the president

Buhari is just a bastard kunu drinker gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping gorilla

Chai..... too bad of you, how could you abuse our dear President like that? Pls withdraw the statement asap

babythug:
It is possible that your friend's version of things isn't completely accurate. Perhaps he believes she earns a lot? Do bank tellers earn a lot? I suspect she's buying food into the home but her husband may not fully realise how financially overwhelming that can be. My husband for eg initially felt that buying food items in Lagos was like in his village where tomatoes are N5 a bowl as opposed to N400 for same bowl or smaller in Lagos.
She transports herself to work Abi? That's part of it too.the only issue I see here is a breakdown or lack of communication between them

Agreed sometimes she transport herself to work but most times the husband pays. The husband drops money for upkeep from time to time.
There's two sides to each girl: The one you meet when's she's in public and the one when she's alone. Don't date her until you've seen both.

What a world.....

Brandnew2:
Why do I have this feeling that it's your story.

You might be right but mind you, the dude in question is my childhood friend. So am more concerned about it than anyone else. Most times I go to their house to settle issues

lilmax:
this is it, no more story

Mind you, most times family needs might be more than his financial capacity whereby the wife is suppose to come to his aid but she won't, rather start shouting that she will go and report the husband in his work place that he doesn't take care of her and her baby.

coogar:
if she cannot trust her own mother to keep her legs closed then she'd better not put herself under the weather.

a wife that cannot contribute financially must find other ways she can contribute to her family. that to me is the fair deal!

What other ways can she be contributing please?

SAMBARRY:
yes you are right except in cases where I'll or tired.we're all human beings na.In a case where you compelling her to mop when she's tired and she slumps nko?

The only thing she does that makes her tired is waking up 5am and get the son prepared for creche and drops him off by 7am because she has to resume to her bank latest 7:15am and she comes back home 7/8pm every day claiming that she's always tired.

coogar:
he should continue with the marriage & he must make sure the relationship is symbiotic instead of the parasitic relationship your friend seems to be having. your friend should go back to the tactics board......

he's a man & he should be proud that he can provide for his wife & family. since the woman isn't bringing any bacon home at all, she must contribute in the form of domestic service.

washing, cooking, ironing, etc must be the exclusive preserve of the wife. illness or tiredness isn't an excuse. she must be available at all times to contribute her quota to the family.

My friend told me that he even employed someone that comes to the house and washes their clothes on weekends including the wife clothes and the baby's clothes. He also employed a cleaner that comes home every weekend to clean the house. That the wife claims she doesn't have the strength to be doing both considering her work schedule and she wakes up 5am to bath for the son and get him prepared for creche. My friend further said the wife doesn't make him breakfast nor keep food for him to eat. He cooks for himself most times.

A very close friend came to my house today and discussed this with me.... He said he met his wife sometimes July, 2013 and after few weeks, he impregnated her and this led to Introduction ceremony which was held late September same year. Hence the wife works with one of these new generation banks as TSR (Teller) while my friend is a federal civil servant.

They had their wedding early December same year. Immediately the wife moved in, my friend said he started noticing strange things like change in attitude, most of the things she once told my friend about herself and family background before their marriage were lies.

Be informed that my friend single handedly sponsored their intro and the wedding proper in which he spent millions because the wife claimed she is into contribution (Ajo) as a result of which she doesnt has anything left from her monthly take home.

Between when they met and now, my friend said he doesn't know how the wife spends her salary because all she keeps saying is her money goes to monthly contribution and she has never brought a penny home being the proceed of the contribution since they met. My friend said he is the one running the expenses of their home as the wife doesn't support him. In addition, they have a son now who is 18 months old.

The question is should my friend continue with this marriage or file for divorce considering the fact that the wife doesn't support him even buying of baby's food and paying of house rent and creche money and other family expenses, the wife doesn't support him at all. What can he do please?

iwaeda:
Less than six months after dad died, our mum started seeing someone else. I  knew their marriage hadn’t been great, but it saddened me that she could move on so quickly. She went to a party with her friend and when I waited till midnight and she had’t returned, 1 went to bed.

In the morning, I took her breakfast. I opened the bedroom door then I noticed there was someone on Dad’s side of the bed. He grunted and rolled over when he saw me. I was  in shock. “What the hell is going on here?” I yelled then ran out of the room. Sadly, he  was the first of many men. Most weekends, Mum would go out and bring someone back.  Her actions are out of order. Do you think she’s in her right mind?

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/im-sad-mum-is-having-an-affair-six-months-after-dads-death/

Am very sure your mum killed your dad so as to enable her enjoy these men, but tell her no evildoer will go unpunished. God is watching her.....

ernesty20:
Here in london, this shiit dnt happen

Na only on Nairaland guys wey never board local flight before in their life go dey form levels say then dey London... God see all of una wey dey form levels here

She dey there dey pose when all her mates don dey expect grandchildren. .... #yeyenatu

vivianblog3:
He is Dead, but his successors still maintains his Name. Fela Kuti, also known as Fela Anikulapo Kuti or simply Fela, was a Nigerian multi-instrumentalist, musician, composer, pioneer of the Afrobeat music genre, human rights activist, and political maverick. , is indeed a great man in Nigeria, as the celebration of Felabration 2015 is at the Corner his American girlfriend Sandra Izsadore arrives Nigeria, see photo below.

source ... http://www.vivianblog.com/felas-american-girlfriend-sandra-izsadore-arrives-nigeria-for-felabration-2015.html

I know say some yahoo boyz on here now go begin find way to obtain the woman say them get swag pass Fele. ... #Scamthings

freez2ryme:
I took a snap wit dis same car
When dey brought it to one mechanic in my area

D interior is superb

It is an automatic gear selector too
Wit a customized
Plate number " MELAYE"

I would've uploaded d pix if I didn't took d pic wit my NOKIA 225
While m surfing wit my Ipad

U be real weyrey. ..... lmao

scarr:
Although its the govt job to fix roads, we cant keep waiting for the govt every time, so I took matters into my own hands and decided to patch the potholes in my street with cement and gravel even tho i know nothing about building or construction....

Bought a bag of gravel, a bag of sharp sand, half bag of cement and the result is what u see in the pics below





cc seun lalasticlala i might not be a celeb but i am contributing to my society in d little way i can

This is what you get when a govt has failed in its responsibility of providing conducive environment for its citizens, kudos to you bro!

OZAOEKPE:
Oshiomole can sell my state because of Lara, that man don kill us...

Hahahahshahhahaah
You too funny

agarawu23:


Such illegal allowance was signed by gej's administration to embezzle public fund.

We are now aware the allowance is illegal.

Baba ride on

You are a foolish person, how could you justify that nonsense talk, am not surprised because pple like you can only comment on social media knowing fully well that your talk can't hold water.... #yeyenatu

horlaleykan:
brb wen it makes fp
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hmmm u av 2b able 2 differentate SCHOOLING ND EDUCATION... wat most Nigerians call education is 4yrs in d university which is wrong.... a lot of d graduates we av are schooled BT not educated... BT den u see u nid a level of schooling (not university) to get literate... we av a lot of white folks who Neva went 2 d uni and dey are d ones constructing our roads which Nigerian graduates can't do... besides some Nigerian students are just schooled illiterates.... so u see education goes beyond schooling.... education is d quest 4 INFORMATION IN UR PARTICULAR FIELD... IT BEING UNSATISFIED ABOUT UR PRESENT LEVEL OF KNOWLEDGE....

so if u can't afford 2 to d university all hope is not loss... be a lover of d library...
so at what point? ITS AT D POINT U CAN PROCESS D INFORMATION IN U TO SOLUTIONS OF HUMAN CHALLENGES

Kudos to you for this great piece..... RESPECT!!!!

emusmith:
Hello Gamers

Three out of every five person on the street now use an Android phone. With its wide screen, it makes mobile games interesting and fun.

Which is your most favorite Android game among these?


* SUBWAY SURFERS
* TEMPLE RUN 2
* CANDY CRUSH SAGA
* FRUITSLICE
* TEMPLE RUN OZ
* NEED FOR SPEED
* TENNIS 3D
* ZUMA RETURN
* BOTTLE SHOOT etc


Personal Request: I HAVE BEEN IN CANDY CRUSH LEVEL 28 FOR A WHILE NOW...Can anyone help a bro out?

SHARE YOUR MOBILE GAMING CHALLENGES & VICTORIES.

Am going to download some

Pls I need urgent advice from professionals in the house. A friend just applied for an undergraduate addmission into one university in Michigan but the school replied that they need his school transcripts. Hence, he's using GCE to apply and combination of two results. What can he do because the school needs the transcripts asap.

Cutehector:
Seems like d devil has started shaming islamic clerics... We"v been hearin shockn news of pastors and reverend fathers... Am yet to hear dat of jehovah witness

Discipline is what makes members of JW stand out among other religion hence they practice what they preach. You will never find them wanting in an ungodly act neither will they practice such demonic acts. They are just too disciplined