₦airaland Forum

GudluckIBB:
Marriage built on a wrong foundation, pretence and lies. That's what's celebrities go into and before u know it, it has packed up


Its a pity sha!

Wow...... u hit the nail on the right spot, am a victim of such.

vani86:
The groom have mind sha.

Nothing will make me marry a former olosho

Dont mind him, olosho dey born again D guy don enter one chance. Mama no go fit do without her huzzle, infact na to begin razzle in laws.....

orimsam:
Oshi. This man tried during his first term. But naw he is a total failure. And one of the thing giving him free will to do anything he likes is that there is no opposition in oyo state.

For abusing Mr. Transformation, you are already a failure. What positive impact have u make in your life not even in your local community and you are there abusing an achiever.

jejemanito:
Cersei Lannister?
With That Her Potbelly?
Her Breast Come Get Vein Join
Mtchew

PS: Why Censor Only Nipples? Hide Every Part Jor. She's Digusting

My countrymen get mouth...... chai see comment.

sarrki:
Akeredolu made a mistake when he won


First rule of 48 laws of power

NEVER UNDERSETIMATE YOUR BOSS

Word.....

This is not 3rd Mainland bridge, its Lekki/Ikoyi link bridge.

keepingmum:
Oga so you left your wife because you didnt want to provide for the family? The abroad based lady you are eyeing, has it occurred to you that you role as a "husband/head" of a home doesnt change irrespective of your climate/continent?

https://www.nairaland.com/2704561/strictly-married-singles-opinion-might

Dont just judge people based on things you hear, can u force a lady that keeps leaving from time to time to stay? Any slight misunderstanding like this, shes off to on God knows location.

sup

onismate:
I have never been a fan of mobile banking app because of its conditions in Nigeria. The too many hitches like connection error, service time out and too many charges, deductions from accounts. I always frown at mobile banking but I have no choice but to move with time.
First bank is one bank I was not a fan of. Right from unset I had been hearing about the poor services of the bank, their rude customer care agents, massive unorganized queue. I didn’t like it but fortunately (because there is no unfortunate in my dictionary) I was given the bank by NYSC for receiving my monthly allowance. But yet they still have great number, highest customers in Nigeria. I had no choice that to use the bank. Unless maybe I didn’t want to be paid by the FG. Fortunately, my Place of primary assignment (PPA) was far from the main town and there is no bank and ATM in the small town. So we have to move to move to the main Port Harcourt town to withdraw and any form of financial transactions.
In late April, 2016, one of my sisters was planning on sending me a huge sum of money for something important. And that same month my domain was nearing expiration on 30th of same month.
On the 30th I was preparing to go to Port Harcourt to renew my domain when I encountered some challenges. I couldn’t even leave my PPA to Port Harcourt. I was stuck, and there was no bank in the community, no ATM and I couldn’t reach anyone who was able to help do the transaction. And I couldn’t just back-out, I don’t want to lose my domain name. I was left with doing an online transaction. What I was running away from, I had to go for it. It’s not a choice, it’s just the best option at that moment. I downloaded the First bank mobile app which I used to pay for my domain. That marked a new turn, and I began using the Firstmobile, though not frequently.

On 2/06/2016, my sister sent N210,000 into my first bank account. Ofcourse I was happy because it felt like God has buttered my bread and added meat untop of my rice and stew. And no be say she borrow me ooo, na dash she dash me the money. I was hoping to leave the money and use it to start up any small scale business after my passing out. N210,000 plus the money I have in the account and other cash I hoped to be in the account.

On 8/06/2016 at about 10:17am, I was coming back from Port Harcourt. I entered a car in Choba going to Buguma. The journey was so smooth after passing the police check point after Choba park. When we got to Ogbakiri junction to divert to Kalabari kingdom. We met some men thinking it was just the usual police check point. Not knowing that they are kidnappers. Everything looked like a dream. Not until they asked us to get down from the car and began beating us. Two of them had guns. Within 10 minutes, they had pushed the 5 of us inside their jeep. We began hearing gunshots from behind. I guessed the police where fast approaching. The kidnappers had to move us out of the place. I thought the police would keep up chase, but it wasn’t. I was full of fear. I didn’t even though where we were being taken to. I no know road. Na corper I be oo. We were taken to an uncompleted building and made to seat on the ground. We were 5 they kidnapped, a young woman and 3 men. I was the only youth there.

We were taken to one uncompleted building, collected our pulse, phones, handbags and my wallet. I had heard of kidnappers collecting ATM cards and pins from victims and zapping their accounts, but this was it! They collected the money from us and ATM cards. Funny enough we were just 2 that had our ATM cards with us. My other fellow passengers said they don’t use ATM. And the kidnappers said they were not releasing those without ATM. They will have to call their families to pay ransomed. I was so scared within me. “All the money I had in my account will be taken away,” I thought to myself. “How will tell my story? The money I was planning to use to startup small business.” My second account in another bank has only N23,000 in it. “Thank God I left the ATM card at home, if not they will still demand for it and will still collect the remaining money in it,” I thought to myself, because they said they will collect all the monies in our account before they release us. Even if it takes 3 or 5 five days, they will keep us there till they get what they want.

I gave them my ATM card and pins. The other man gave them his own too. It was sad because he had about 4 ATM cards with him. He gave it to them with the pins. I was so scared when two of them went to withdraw the money. I was just praying in my mind for God to perform miracle and my ATM card will just be deactivated or for it not to pay.

20 minutes later, my phone rang. One of them still with us there cut it. And it rang again and again. He asked who owns the phone. I said I was the one. He said if not because of he loved the ringtone, he would have smashed it. “So you dey watch Empire?” he asked me. I said “Yes.” My ringtone was “ready to go” by Jamal from empire. Infact I had almost all the songs used in the series. I tried to see if I could chat with him, if that will make us friendly and will turn his mind around to tell his fellow kidnappers not to withdraw my money. I told him that I have almost all the empire songs used in the movie series. He said it was nice. He asked how I got them. I told him I downloaded them online. He said he only stopped in season 2, episode 10. I told him I had watched it till episode 18 in season 2. I told him I have the whole series till the current one on my phone. I told him I could even send them to him from my phone. He smiled. He said I was not going to get my phone back. That they can only give me my sim back. He asked me the password of my phone and I told him. Na so he open the phone. 5 minutes later, he said he couldn’t find the film. I told him where he will find the series and gave him password to that folder. I believed he had challenges operating the phone. He had to give me my phone to open the folder. I was so scared as my hands shake while operating the phone. As I was swiping to get to the folder, I came across the Firstmobile app. Something in me said, “why don’t you transfer your money in First bank to your GTB account.” At first I was scared, I didn’t know if the ones that had gone to withdraw had already completed the transaction. Or in the process I was caught! I had to summon courage, on my network as fast as possible. I logged in and my N265,540 was still there in my first bank account. I transferred the money to my GT bank account. Infact the network in the area was so fast that I did everything within 45 seconds. The kidnapper that gave me my phone felt I was wasting a lot of time. He thought maybe I was sending a text message to people about the kidnap. He came I asked why I was still wasting time. I told him I was still on it as I had already logged out and opened the empire movie folder for me.

Barely 15 minutes time, they received a call from the ones that went to withdraw that my account has only N540. Nothing dey there. They said they were going to hold me there. I began pleading that I am just a corper.

After 3 hours, I was released but my phone and other stuff in my wallet was taken. My NYSC I.D card was also given to me. They said they just released me because I had nothing to offer. I was able to leave the environment only to discover I was in Bayelsa state. And that was how First bank app saved me from being duped by kidnappers.


http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1168-how-first-bank-mobile-app-saved-me-from-being-defrauded-by-kidnappers

Only God knows how much offering your church pastor would realise from this testimony... anyway i congratulate you for your smartness

onyekaegbo:
I'm roughly 2-3 months away from rounding off my NYSC programme and I just got a job with a telecomm firm and they resolved to paying 60k per month (after tax). Now I'm at a crossroad because I was aiming for something higher than this. This really has nothing to do with pride as some people might assume, just that I'm somewhat disturbed that the sum is not 'okay' enough, considering the harsh realities confronting the economy presently. I'm expected to start soon and I'm so confused, whether to accept or reject the offer.

If i get you right, you said you are yet to finish your NYSC and despite that, you managed to get a job. My bro, am very sure that the firm gave you the job without considering your nysc status, ordinarily most companies will not take you without nysc cert or exemption as the case may be, i will advise you to start with this pending when you will finish your nysc so that you can put in for something more better. Who says they wont upgrade your status once you present your nysc??

SCHOOLDROPOUT:
Please, Where's the station in Ibadan?

Is st dugbe opposite the post office

ikbnice:
and that's more of the reason why many ends up being single at 40 or lands in a marriage full of disapointments because their expectation is too high.

The funny part is that most of these ladies are the type their father had no shoes when their mother married him.

Am a living witness to this.....

Guilty of No. 3 as have said it four good times and it has happened 4 times but i have no regret 'cos at times you cant help it other than to use these words....

After mama don nack several cock.... chai d baba na mugu for life

A standard plot of land measured (60 x 100) with basic documents is available for sale at a very strategic location along Elebu Road, Akala Way, Ibadan.

Asking price is 1.5M. Interested buyer should contact:

zero eight zero 98632332 thru whatsapp or call. Or mail me via: sbamisaye@gmail.com

any day, any time, Senator Ajimobi dresses well and he's very articulate, very sound. The man is an orator.....

kelvine:
That is humility, he went there to make a statement. ''I appreciate the honour"
If only Tuface had sexual discipline he would have been an extra ordinary role model.

you that has it where has your own taken you to? yeyenatu somebody

Can anyone please tell me how much it cost to get DNA test done?

Wow..... am impressed with this post.

Optimisticgondy:
This Happened In My Church Today


Pastor preached about tithing in church today, and after sermon, he asked all salary earners (private and public) to stand.

To my utmost perplexity, he (the Pastor) directed the Secretary to start writing their NAMES and their MONTHLY SALARIES respectively.

Will he start coercing them to pay tithes to him personally based on their monthly salaries or what? Is it compulsory for a Pastor to know his members' salaries? What does he want to do with it?
These are some of the questions that ran through my mind in church then. Till this moment, I seem not to know his intention until next week. I wonder what churches are turning to these days.

Does anyone have an idea of what he will likely do with their names and monthly salaries?

End time pastors..... you better look for a better church to fellowship with and not all these self acclaimed pastors that their sermons are always about prosperity

durubrian:
Over the years, marriages have been conducted without ascertaining the genotype of the intending couples. Hence, many families have given birth to children and they die in their face. Research have shown that most of these children whose genotype is 'SS' dose not live up to two decades. And when they die at such a tender age, the family members tag them an ogbanje(reincarnate) in igbo or abiku(predestined to die) in yoruba, not knowing that it was their ignorance that brought about the death of these children. Also, a research conducted examined defined symptoms of 100 children classified as ogbanje. Haemoglobin analysis showed that 70 of the 100 children had sickle cell disease(SCD) and thereby died in their adolescent age.


What is genotype?

Genotype is the genetic make up of an individual. It(genotype) shows the inherited traits of an individual from his parents. That is why people are able to run paternity test.

Why is genotype a determinant factor in marriage?

There are three possible genotype an individual can possess which are;
- AA normal child
- AS normal but carrier of sickle cell
-SS sickle cell anamiea popularly called sickler.
When a newly wedded couples having both a genotype of AS, when you cross breed it you will find out that there is every 25% chance of giving birth to a child with a genotype of SS.


Effects of giving birth to a child whose genotype is SS.

Sickle cell disease is an inherited disorder in which red blood cells(RBCs) are abnormally shaped. This abnormality can result in painful episodes, serious infections chronic anamiea and damage to body organs. Someone who inherits a sickle cell gene from each parent has haemoglobin SS disease also called sickle cell anamiea. The individual immune system is weak and hence can suffer from tissue and bone damage, strokes and organ failure. The body system is subject to high risk of infections.

These individuals suffers severe sickness from child birth and hence causes pains, worries and anxieties to Their parents. Only minority survive at this tender age, majority die after their parents must have spent so much seeking for a cure.

In conclusion, genotyping(a test carried out to know the genotype make up of an individual) is very essential before marriage. I hereby, advice every couple who wants to wed to go for genotyping before heading on with the marriage plans, in other to avoid the consequences it might bring upon you and your family.

Nevertheless, there are other important test intending couples are expected to run such as ABO blood group, HIV but of these, genotype is very essential.

What a very brilliant topic......



My take on this is very simple, let every would be couple ascertain the genotype of their partner before tying the knot. From my personal experience, i never knew that my wife's genotype is AB and her blood group is O (negative) while mine is AA and O+ so when she gave birth, the doctor called me to pay for an injection called anti rhogam injection which will enable her breastfeed my son and this injection must be administered on her within the first 72hrs after delivery and same must follow after every other delivery. This would have caused serious crisis if not that i was able to manage it. So it is important for every would be couple to carry out medical check up on each other and be sure that they are compatible before taking the bold step.

LastMumu:
He typed his CV through SMS and sent it to the employer's email address .

Chai........ you be clown

Femich18:
Nice 1...Small gal dey interview PMB for US. The old men for nairaland dey here dey shout "Buhari is a dullard"...They need Jesus

Hahahahahaha..... I don laugh forget church service

astute07:
You an apostate.that's just the truth.Try return to Jehovah

Can you see what am saying? Calling someone an apostate when you are not supposed to judge another person. I just pity your spiritual life......

ableguy:
I was in benin yesterday so I attended the memorial at a Kingdom Hall around akpakpava.
1; Nissan is the first month in the jewish calendar, the isrealites usually remember the passover in this month. The commemoration of christ death replaced the passover because it was done on the same day.
2; According to the speaker christ specifically commanded his followers to continually observe this event. Luke 22:19.
3; Two destinies awaits faithful Christians, to be rewarded with entenal life in heaven to serve as kings and priests with jesus christ or to enjoy life here on earth under perfect conditions without sorrows and other problems.
4; The opportunity of going to heaven was for the isrealites but they proved to be unfaithful to the point of killing jesus the son of God. It was now extended to the gentiles.
5; God himself determine whether you are qualified for life in heaven or not, God's spirit must bear witness with our spirit if we are.
6; According to revelation they were singing a new song and no one was able to master the song except them, he asked do you know the song? The audience was quite.
7; Contrary to popular belief that righteous ones will go to heaven to rest. For instance at death you'll hear things like rest in peace, rest in the bosom of the lord in heaven is not in harmony with the teachings of the bible because the bible expressly said the people going to heaven are going to serve as kings and priests not going to sing and clap like we are taught in the churches.
These are the few things I remembered.

It's high time you come back to your senses, gradually you are loosing it. Ask them (JW), why is it that according to their teachings, no other religion is righteous except theirs, ask them why is it that they presume other fellow Christians as Christendom Why is their own bible different from the real bible we know.

Mind you I was born and brought up as one of them but left them immediately I gained my freedom from my parents. It's a serious spiritual bandage!

This must be handwork of all these jobless Yoruba boys, that's how they like to dig deep into what does not concerns them. They are just too useless. Are they telling us that the Ooni didn't do enough investigation before marrying her

Many thanks Poster but how do I opt out of other networks especially GLO and Etisalat

Small time now she go say she don hammer buy latest ride, she don buy one mansion for Asokoro, e go come be like say her contemporaries for Lagos no sabi work, make she #kontinueooooo #thereisGod

chrisbaby24:
Ok....make he do...INSERT IN...make he dey play...if he wan shoot out.....make he INSERT OUT...!!!!

Funny you, from my personal experience, the wife does not need him to use CD again since she has done family planning. She's well protected 'cos the doctor must have given her the best one which is good for her. So let her play on #bumper2bumper and #back2back

omanifrank:
https://samhaykins.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/9jahub_comwe.jpg

This photo was shared by a facebook user, friend of the lady who posted along with it..

what a lovely bride to be, she got her engagement ring with an Iphone attached, did her traditional marriage and got a car along with it...happy for you dear.

Now imagine what he will give her on their wedding day...and when she takes in or give birth, generous husband!


http://samhaykins.com/the-gift-a-lady-got-as-engagement-and-traditional-marriage-got-people-talking/

Gorgeous husband indeed all because of money...... I dey laff.

geesilver:
by the time they are through with him e this man go old pass his age.

Lmao