₦airaland Forum

This is super storiiieeey

Ugly wizard, shut up for once!!

Welcome to the waste Land

discusant:
Last election, our most sophisticated S.West finally handed Nigeria to the Fula to resume its usual business of keeping Nigeria most uncomfortable country for its citizens .

S.West's anger? That Jonathan did not make for enough representation of the S.West in his administration.

Nigeria is forever watch the game unfold.
But God is still greater than the greatest

The blood of the innocents crying in the wilderness is part of the reasons we never had peace in Nigeria.

missKiffy:
Change mechanic nah

Do u mind him? Stupid post.

158 online stores in one country. Smh.
Everything in Nigeria has been adulterated

APC pls is it not yet time to drop ur propaganda and deceits?

Na only GEJ be Nigeria's Ex President ni?

Marriage, if not to have kids, to hell with marriage. 90% of Women sucks!! Where are the rest 10%? Only God knows. See what a married woman is doing, bros u can tolerate and endure cos I won't take such cock n bull story from a person I call my wife. Keeping ur ex, chatting,texting, cooking for him, reporting every little argument in the house to him.
She would have married the guy nah, she saw u as d next available marriage certificate flight and boarded immediately only to end up messing up with ur emotions.
If not that it's bad to hit a woman, I would have advise u to beat d devil out of her.

So mischievous n irritating

Samfigo1:
Nairalanderz I hail thee....
Goodday everyone , I want to share what I am going through at present, I want your advice or better still judge me I could be wrong with my action.
I have been cohabiting with a lady for a week now, before I move on let me share how the cohabitation began.
This girl came to our house when she was seeking admission to a school close to my house, one of my housemates accommodated her, he claimed the girl was his girlfriend, eventually, the girl got admitted into the school and started living with the guy but after two weeks they had misunderstandings the girl had no where to go, this lady in question since she came into the house I have taken her as my sister and my friend so we had good rapport. After the misunderstanding with her boyfriend she walked up to me and told me she wanted to leave her boyfriend's room for my room and that it won't last long just for mean time I concurred with immediate alarcrity I told her no qualm after consulting her boyfriend about her plan, the guy said he has no problem as regards her plan. The following day she packed her things inside my room, I thought I was dreaming, I started mulling on what to do, someone I have taken as my sister chei! Kongi na bastard you know now.... I kept calm, that night we were discussing she started telling me stories on the same matress with me, suddenly, I kept mute I was not responding to her super story I was even facing down because I was trying to pack my John Thomas I didn't want her to see the kind of press up it was performing, she thought I had slept so she kept quiet. After few minutes I did as if I jarupaing Lol. pardon me sleep walking or unconcious turning anyhow (you should have understood) I put one of my hands across, lo and behold it rested on her bossoms I was thinking she would throw away my hand but she didn't, that was why I drew her closer and we started kissing, pressing and the likes but whenever I wanted to go down low she would say stop and I would sluggishly take my hand off her, after 4-5 days I could not control the urge, I said to myself tonight I must enter this girl, when night came we started as usual when I was about going down she said stop I did as if I didn't hear, I was trying to unclothe her, she was still saying stop but I turned deaf ears when I was about to remove her undies she started crying profusely I was like what the hell! Did I beat you? She did say a word other than crying after few seconds she said ''it's because I'm staying here'' my blood that was flowing for 140km/min just slowed down and I left her on the matress and slept off. The following day she did not leave and this sexual urge was unresistable. Nairalanders am I taking advantage of her? or was she trying to form? If I asked her to leave she has no place to go what can I do?

U said we could judge u, but am not gonna do that.
But I will advise to to stop the kissing and touching if it will be possible for u. Delete the sexual fantasy u created in ur mind about her. Take her like ur sis if u can and in due time, she could willingly give u what u r craving for. Help her without expecting anything in return, even if she didn't give in to ur sexual demands, I believe she won't forget what u did for her in time to come.

1 yr old! Was he trying to do experiment or insanity. Jezz!! There's nothing I will not hear in this life

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#TEAM A!!

yorubadelta:
This may be true for some.. what I see Nigerians do when they first arrive is to limit themselves and limit their circle, listening to advise from fellow Nigerians who have been here so long with nothing to show for it.

If that qualified banker rolls with the right people who know what they are doing, he would secure a great job without much struggle.

A very close friend of mine became a senior drug safety scientist within 3yrs of arriving the UK.. dude has a 2.2 in microbiology from Onabisi Onabanjo Uni.. no masters, no previous work experience. It was a lady he met in the industry that put him through how to package his cv to get the job.

So you see it not that Nigerian qualifications is looked down upon here.

Ur friend might v cooked one special lie n feed u, u enjoyably accepted it. My brother, what d op said is true. Travel out n see.
Am telling u from experience.

Tomorrow they ll tell us that youths of 30 yrs is not matured enough to be Governors or president. I wonder if he ll not accept advice from this young chap

Tell that to ur born to rule kinsmen in the Northern Nigeria

Change is here. We are seeing it daily

Did it and it worked so well. They r normal human beings.

Craze US!!

Una never see something, shey na change una want?

FowlYansh:
First to Komment for the 5th time in two days!









Solving Critical National Issues is far Better than Wearing Pampers to Visit Cows and Post pictures on Facebook.

Hellooo!

5th time in two days, u no go job?

To criticize people r so easy n cheap, but thank God APC is now d captain, let's see how well they ll galvanize their baseless critics n put it in action

What has ekweremmadu done for unemployed Biafran youths? Ohanaze should shut up make we hear word.

#1 to $1, Buhari we r watching

We ll flush out BH within 3 months, reality is playing out on daily basis.

Rubbish. Read ur Bible if u r a true Christian.

And some people are still chanting sai Baba while DE r roasting. Dumb citizenry

scentmarlc:
Na for dat comment wey u make up

Go Get some work

Hahahah
E be like say Oyibo wife Don complain for poor sex

See as she fat, u go like am nah. Shameless. trash talk

scentmarlc:
Choose one...

Stone or gun? ..

For what?

That no.7 sef
Always on board

Did he just say that he had sex with d men he dated
Sex via vag*na or an*s? Chei!! Uwa mmebi (end time)
How can some stupid guys discard sweet juicy pus*y for their fellow men?
This is very irritating.