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kemicalreaction:
Still looking for what to fry

Attention seekers everywhere. I will donate my left balls if this trash reaches front page


Modified: So this trash finally reached front page? Nairaland is doomed

Bring the promised donation this way please.[color=][/color]

Na here we dey,e no dey hard Una,Una go soon fight,kalangu go change,dance steps too go follow.We are very patient people.

Now that we have this information that is obviously not NEWS,tell us about your madness also. Mtcheeeeeew.

Please let me close my fridge,I'll call you when I'm done.

ProsperOkec:
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Next time before someone dies I'll take picture guys don't be angry

Pls I couldn't take the picture of the bleeding man before his death because my phone camera is wack. Itel 1508.

So I borrowed Tecno. By the time he has gone. They say he died on the road. See pictures

so as a reward should we contribute money and buy you a new phone? Incase of 'next time '

Avedonn:
Instead of you to have sobber reflection you were busy snapping pictures.

Imagine the rubbish you just typed that you could've snapped your fellow passenger that was bleeding before he died.

That's very childish of you.

RIP to the dead.

God bless you for saving me the stress of plenty typing.

Indeed,something to be proud of,see them raising shoulders and patting themselves,make Una no go find better things do,keep bragging about your sexual capabilities while your ancestors rule you and give you stipends to spend on 'Kenyan babes'.

Baba dudu.

We already knew that.

Disgracing their boyfriends or husbands (whichever one is applicable)

It's official.........Na mental case.

Who takes this confused aunty serious? Today she be Christian,tomorrow,Islam is the way,another day,different Oracle. I pray for you join my other prayer points.

Xavier9ja:
Am just ashamed of being a BENUE indigene

Abeg shift make I join you, so we go take the shame selfie together.

okwabayi:
All I want to know is how good their acting is. Nollywood is a huge disappointment when it comes to child acting. It's so bad that Osita and Chinedu [Aki and Paw Paw] still get roles suited for children gifted to them.

Bad mouth no go kee you.

Nicky,Ricky,Dicky and Dawn.

If truly those guys are the killers,very soon Na Una go still kill them for custody for reasons best known to Una.Abeg I wan sleep,police ssssssshhhhhhhh.

NoGender:


Nairaland Mods this is so sentimental!!

What of over thousand of us they did not mention.

Oya if them no call you collect your own special Merry Christmas here!

MERRY CHRISTMAS US WEY DEM NO MENTION

Merry Christmas!!!!

kaycee125:
10 people should drop their phone numbers, I will credit it with 400, state your network also, only for active nairalanders, if you are not active nothing for you. Cash will come up next week

If only I'll be lucky with the cash.

Richardjemedafe:
I just love this lady....
My top 4 female singers, Asa,Omawunmi,Waje and ?? The 1st person to guess the last person wins #400 airtime of his choice

Simi

PrettySleek:
Ok. Most men will say they can't marry a woman that can't cook, which is fine. I have no problem with it at all! Everybody has what they can and can't do without so who am I to say otherwise? Dfferent strokes for different folks,but as for me, I can't marry a man that cannot cook or some house chores, I feel it's a sign of laziness. If we are dating and I discover it, he will learn how to do them, not just for me but for the entire family. What if I travel and I leave him with the children, what if I am sick? What if I am on duty? Does it mean he would starve? That's bad. All parents should teach their children how to do these things to avoid stories that touch. No woman would use food to punish my brother or my son. Marriage na partnership o! Help your spouse in their responsibilities, it would improve your marriage, I can't allow my husband to provide for the family alone it might be overwhelming sometimes, no be slavery! He should also do the same for me. That's love.

so much use of your brain.God bless you.

Some women sef,Una no dey select? See as dem be sef.

Who cares about the baby daddy?If we know am,wetin we go take am do? This brainless rabbit should allow us breathe please,I'm scared I might inhale her stupidity.As for Mr. 2kobo,of all the ladies in your vicinity,Na this attention seeking slowpoke you pick to help you disgrace your lineage,now we too can't have peace,as my data is suffering and going to waste.Na the baby I finally pity for.

Op,your grammar is always on point.

Did they say this before or after their royal rumble?

BrutusOj:
From Benue? Could this be Clifford of BSU? Or Mark Anthony of St Francis secondary school Otukpo? Those were the only guys i knew were acting like gays back then.

Na Clifford Oche o.

Kikikiki.Shim used to be Ukan Kurugh's school father in secondary school o, .The love fit advance now,UK,feel free to marry shim.

RoyalBlak007:
I'll like to give the following out this month

[color=#F5A215]1.Hp250 laptop with faulty screen(The screen is just 15k to fix) [/color]

2, 3k worth of airtime to 3 individuals

[color=#F5A215]3. 1GB MTN DATA to 3 individuals each[/color]

4.A live chicken/Hen plus Kings Oil to a Mother (Location : Lagos Mainland only)






[color=#F5A215]But since everyone here is collecting , I need to collect something first as well. Cheers! [/color]

oya tell me what you want.

Nils:
10 Pcs iPhone X up for grabs

Xmas Giveaway

interested much,please be my 2018 good luck.

TiffanyJ:
Send me a mail with the story u want

Yippee! Thanks a lot.

Eleganza33:
5h airtime for first 2 to quote abeg mek una manage o,i need prayers have been very sick i must spend christmas in gud health

hi

TiffanyJ:
I will give unedited copies of my stories to the first four people to quote me. You can have any of my story you want except 'Captive of my Heart.'

will I be lucky?

How beautiful it looks when "christians" gather together to insult,condemn,judge and disgrace themselves in the name of trying to sound intelligent or highly spiritual.
Salvation is personal so let me face front and run my race.