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bebene:
in this 21st century can you date a girl that dont do facebook,whatsapp that infact dont know how to browse?

really^

bebene:
in this 21st century can you date a girl that dont do facebook,whatsapp that infact dont know how to browse?

really? Can't browse at all?.....uhmmm let me think about it !

Dharniel:
she say she no fit explain

hahhahahahhhahhah

LogoDWhiz:
Well, a paternity would answer some questions.

But I doubt if she's really pregnant.

Let her go for a proper checkup

Yea I can't agree more.


But wait, did I hear say d guy ddnt insert d doodoo?

Omotayor123:
There was a thread on that few weeks ago.. I don't have the link.

Hey luv

Dharniel:
lemme ask mary, just hold on a minute.

Wat did she say...

Blizzyblinkzy:
Why is he begging

Uhmmmm.....ermmmmm.....uhnnnnn.... Ehmmm ehmmm ehmmm.......I will tell you tomorrow

mitchelle1989:
Using more than 10 utensils to cook 2 packs of indomie for us in the name of making breakfast in bed . Imagine using two pots, one frying pan, 2 cooking spoon, 1table spoon, 2fork, 2flat plates, 2bowl plates, 1seive, egg whisker etc. The whole kitchen cabinet and floor will be littered. After eating that food eh, the kyn washing and cleaning for that kitchen eh e go better say I cook the food myself.

My bad darling.....but i love to give equal opportunities to all d utensils na ...yu know, make dem all feel useful!!

INTROVERT:
okay






let all the guilty guys start commenting.........

Guilty as charged my madam.... Especially the first time i prepared an omelet...wait was that even an omelet .


Anyways considering d fact that i wasnt allowed to do any form of cooking at all in my own house, i regreTted it wen i went visiting to a couzins house. I was told to fry the eGg the whole family was gona eat...like 6 eggs. I cracked d shells out and relieved the content into a bowl. In my tiny head, i felt like "How can this small egg be enough for all of us"? ..........So i shifted a bit to the tap, added some water and continue to stir .......my couzin watched me all along hidenly and when she couldnt hold the laughter anymore, she bursted laughing hard. That day, i recieved lecture 101 on egg frying **Never add water**

RickRichards:
So these were reason enough for you to move to Mars?

ask urenna ooo

HungerBAD:
I remember this guy, as the one that stood close to Goodluck Jonathan drumming support for him.

How come he is still in the news? he is as irrelevant as his godfather Loser Goodluck Jonathan.

EFCC should go after this guy too, he is part of those that Jonathan gave our 4 ZILLION Naira to. The Money he stole from Nigeria, and shared during the election period.

You jez spewed this on a monday morning? Hiaaaaaaan

farano:
They're curvy but be proud of whoever you are



11. https://www.nairaland.com/ladyboss1

10. https://www.nairaland.com/lilnetty

9. https://www.nairaland.com/missmossy

8. https://www.nairaland.com/360ng

7. https://www.nairaland.com/elkewwty

6. https://www.nairaland.com/shaygirl

5. https://www.nairaland.com/phweshyj

4. https://www.nairaland.com/jvera

3. https://www.nairaland.com/lanicky

2. https://www.nairaland.com/cherlene

1. https://www.nairaland.com/farano

Make una no chop off my head o . Well, feel free to add yours

I could have been good if you hadnt put yurselv in d list!!!...but then wat do i know, dat flowing gown cud be hidinng a mammoth hips

Uhmmmm some of the people on dat list though!

Nice one farano, werent expecting to see you bubbling on a monday morning

Cutehector:
7 tins to do when a girl doesn't like u
1: go and hammer
2: spend on her best friend
3; snob her
4; continue snobbing her
Add yours

Hector tis is so on-point !

falconey:
There are certain ways to act like a lady even when you
have been rejected by a guy
The worst thing a woman can do is to react obsessively to
a guy who doesn’t like. There are certain ways to act like a
lady even when you have been rejected by a guy because
he doesn’t share the same feelings with you.





http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/7-things-to-do-when-a-guy-doesnt-like-you-2/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Uhmmmmmmm falconey why are yu giving B liver to dust my shakara nahhh

Niklausa:
Shut up. I don't know if you are not seeing the truth, or that you are finding it hard to accept it.
This you show is dead and buried. Can't you see?

No one gives a fvck about it. No one fvcking cares.

Stop giving yourself false hope.

I think someone still cares.....YOU.

Everyday you hover around this thread to see whats goin on. You silently pray in your heart to find another loser like you that's gona condemn this event but you still havent seen.......... Your heart keeps breaking everytime you see a new comment with message of support and solidarity........ You get bloodshot eyes the moment the thread scales to a new page....... I wonder for how long you will learn the habit of thinking before speaking!

Someone told me i shouldnt reply you again but i said, you are part of our publicity campaigners and we cant afford to loose you. The truth is, if you keep coming here to spew your thrash 100 times , i will be here to club your tongue 100 times and thats an additional 8pages of publicity for this thread.

So go on, expose your stupidity and malnourished upbringing to the world!


P:S : Like i said before, i am not a quitter and i am not in any scathed by your unsavoury comments. If this show hasnt kick off, its simply because more fervour, energy and ideas is bein put in place to make it tastier than earlier anticipated. Get that!

Niklausa:
Shut the fvck up. The initiative is dead, along with this thread you just resurrected.

You all should learn that there are just some things that can't work.

A nobody doesn't just wake up one morning and decide he wants to plant on a farm that he doesn't own or know his way around.

This Nairaland awards bullshit can never work. Period!

I wonder what kind of being could be so venomous like this....


For your information, if this event didnt work now, its certainly not because you and cohorts of shallow-minded cerebrum said so....its gona be obviously because more preparation and rebranding is going on underneath!


Now go cry somewhere else!

MhizDeedy:
Lol who is telling u that u re hot?

Come on deedy, yu know am hot na.....why u dey spoil my CV for NL na. Infact i hot pass fire

MhizDeedy:
Lol i was expecting sm1 hot

Hot like me baa!!

Imortal001:
Where bovi for the picx?

He was d one driving that yellow taxi in d second pics

MhizDeedy:
OK seen....so that's d Mr x sef

Yes, u sabi him ?

Joavid:
What's the difference between olosho and ashawo?

Sweetie yu dont wana toe dat path, trust me !!!

Asito:
OP you'll receive enough lawsuits from dissapointed bloggers come 1st August 2016.

Tell him ooooo hmmmm.


http://scentmarlc.

Ojestas:
We don see am for instagram already.

**beefers never lack**

Vivly:
If you're reading this post, pray for Meek mill.

bring money for annointing oil

pretydiva:
Wat is d moral of dis thread

Hmmmmm, if u ask me, na who i go ask

ladyF:
Hmmmm he no get yellow suit?
The self acclaimed fashion icon
It's [size=20pt]LadyF [/size] again

Ok where is ladyG

Joavid:
She's just a greedy slut looking for a short cut. She lacks moral and home training.

She had a job where she gets 15,000 per month but she left it because she opened her leg for a one night stand and the guy paid her 15,000k too?



While her uni mates live in one room apartments plus a room mate, beatrice wan form big gal, leaving in self contain with her fellow prostitute room mate. Na wa!!

She even dey go church? So all those things pastor dey preach no enter her head?
Her case seems hopeless o.


If a man marries her today and she sees another man who's richer than her hubby, she won't think twice before she leaves her hubby for the man.

Her eyes don tear reach back!

You must be a worker in yur church, jus saying

Activa:
Hope this is not an exaggeration because this figure is high.

Meanwhile, the lady wants to settle down. Who wan do o?

Its not even much....


Ashawo sleeps with an average of 3men per day ooooo, do d maths. I mean standby ashawo not olossho ...




**and pls dont ask me how i know this..

walearoy:
Wow
600 is like 2 men a day o!
Nawa o

Just my thought too.....

kikilove:
Congratulations to them

Xup.

Dolypson04:
Whether show off or show down, she tried and showed humility. Whether she does that or not adds nothing or take anything away from her Hubby's account. After all Gates is not vying for Malawi presidency.

abii oooo, tell them