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well cooly i dont wanna go crazy

coolykdat:
Please can someone explain why the third guard was mumbling because I don't speak gibberish!

IF U DONT SPEAK GIBBERISH THEN LEARN IT

THE GAS (FART) THAT PROCEEDS FROM THE HUMAN ANAL SYSTEM(ANUS) IS INFLAMMABLE.

TRUE/FALSE

the best thing to do now is to paste
MISSEN SATELLITE all over the remaining
planets of the solar system
and add ANY PERSON OR ALIEN WHO HAPPENS TO FIND IT WILL BE GIVEN A HANDSOME REWARD.

which 1 be pidgin french again

WHAT IS JOHH FITZEGERALD KENNEDY'S POSITION IN THE LINE OF AMERICAN'S PRESIDENCY?

A. 34TH

B.35TH

C.36TH

D.37TH

adebayo300:
aids is not real, it`s just an american idealogy of disturbing sex,

AIDS IS REAL
AIDS IS REAL
AIDS IS REAL
AIDS IS REAL

100% REAL

Double N:
Naija ma Country!!!! where anything can happen.

like winch removing the battery of a whole sat

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=189700.msg3084193#msg3084193 date=1226612824]biolabe, howdey!!

@post

__________________ is the only metropolitan area in the United States whose borders encompass two national parks. You can hike through pristine Everglades National Park or ride on glass-bottom boats across Biscayne National Park.

a)Miami

b) Ft. Lauderdale

c) Coral Springs

d) Cape Canaveral[/quote]coral spring

final answer
no life lines

close those things

if im no go, u go pay the school fees?

PRINCESA hmmmm,
that name sounds farmiliar

u must have a secret i might have read of

whats all this

dont u pple know that the we are in the cold season,
the poor sat might have gone closer 2 the sun. PERIOD !

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE TO YOU THE NEWEST GOVERNOR IN THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA

GOV. ADAMS OSHIOMOLE OBAMA

dani1luv:
me get 1hundred n 1nty 1

u don pack ur generations teeth join ur own

OOE:
THIS IS THE ONLY GOVERNOR THAT I KNOW HAVE THE MASSES AT HEART, MAY GOD CONTINUE TO GRANT HIM WISDOM AND DIVINE DIRECTION AMEN.
UP ACTION CONGRESS.

NOW THEY ARE 2 THAT HAVE THE MASSES AT HEART.

FASOLA AND OSHIOMOLE

cbase:
Rich Me

close ya teeth

a dog is about to lose tis life

spikedcylinder:
Lets see how it goes, I sincerely hope it works though.
Given that, I am sure it would be a painfully expensive procedure.

do you have a spare marrow to transplant with?

since the doctor says "MAY", MAY u never have it.
amen

Nautillus:
Oga, . . .allow the dead sleep.

clemcykul:
lets use them for suya

;Di will eat

make am reach

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]this is pure magun

JazzyJ:
yeye people

nice 1 jazzz

but stop showing me teeth
i have 60 of it

those are the best couples i'd ever seen in my whole entire life

that reminds me again
my sista lost her pussy

who knows '
may be it ate the cock

JazzyJ:
i m nt on heat ooo!

are u sure? can i confirm

JazzyJ:
clem get beans?

all men get beans
but a stale beans, hmmmm,
na yab

JazzyJ:
nope
actually gabbry sent the picture of it to me when she found you surfing porn on your computer when u tot she was fast asleep ^{**using this mouse**}

jazz i dont believe you

[quote author=rich_pitt link=topic=1830.msg3072151#msg3072151 date=1226422403]omg!!!!that was so bad i had to copy it for some of my pest frnds and guess what i have some to share also,

people say u are an asset and i will say they are wrong because u are off 2 letters which means u are simply an @$$

u are so short that u took a passport and ur legs were showing in it

[/quote]i knew u'll see it.
cos ur eyeballs are bigger than ur head. GBAM !

clemcykul:
your madness na since from belle na

5

sima:
lemmme start by takin urs. .

IF U TAKE MY LIFE ,U KNOW, thats murder

faakay:
[s][s][s]Abeg make I hear word Jare.
What of Banks (bullion Van)
Police
Politicians
Oil Company Expatriates
Govenor Convoy
Navy
Army
Airforce
Senators
Local Government Councilors
Presidency
e.t.c

Abegi!! All this wan na gra gra.

ADVICE; If you hear siren and you no commot for road where you wan claim right, Wetin do Uzoma, go do you. This is naija, obedience is better than sacrifice.[/s][/s][/s]


It applies too all of the ABOVE in Lagos State except for FIRE SERVICE & AMBULANCE,  Notin Like GRA GRA!!! Siren na him be GRA GRA

them go dey Drive like WERE people as if say them wan FLY?? wetin dey worry them sef? Some Drivers don SMOKE IGBO!! Sepe!! them go come dey DRIVE RUBBISH for Road!!

Good for them - SIREN BAN OTHERWISE

can the govt allow me now to start using my own siren.
cos e bi like say na turn by turn