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Jokes Etc › Re: Adultry No Good Oooo! by scholarist: 11:55am On Nov 15, 2008

well cooly i dont wanna go crazy

Jokes Etc › Re: The Princess Secret by scholarist: 11:53am On Nov 15, 2008

coolykdat:
Please can someone explain why the third guard was mumbling because I don't speak gibberish!

IF U DONT SPEAK GIBBERISH THEN LEARN IT grin

Education › Re: The Educative Game by scholarist: 11:48am On Nov 15, 2008

THE GAS (FART) THAT PROCEEDS FROM THE HUMAN ANAL SYSTEM(ANUS) IS INFLAMMABLE.

TRUE/FALSE

Politics › Re: Satellite Missing: 1st Chinese 419 To Nigeria by scholarist: 11:35am On Nov 15, 2008

the best thing to do now is to paste
MISSEN SATELLITE all over the remaining
planets of the solar system
and add ANY PERSON OR ALIEN WHO HAPPENS TO FIND IT WILL BE GIVEN A HANDSOME REWARD. cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Adultry No Good Oooo! by scholarist: 11:32am On Nov 15, 2008

which 1 be pidgin french again huh

Education › Re: The Educative Game by scholarist: 9:14am On Nov 14, 2008

WHAT IS JOHH FITZEGERALD KENNEDY'S POSITION IN THE LINE OF AMERICAN'S PRESIDENCY?

A. 34TH

B.35TH

C.36TH

D.37TH

Health › Re: Doctors Say Marrow Transplant May Have Cured Aids by scholarist: 9:05am On Nov 14, 2008

adebayo300:
aids is not real, it`s just an american idealogy of disturbing sex,

AIDS IS REAL
AIDS IS REAL
AIDS IS REAL
AIDS IS REAL shocked

100% REAL

Politics › Re: Satellite Missing: 1st Chinese 419 To Nigeria by scholarist: 8:57am On Nov 14, 2008

Double N:
Naija ma Country!!!! where anything can happen.

like winch removing the battery of a whole sat embarassed

Education › Re: The Educative Game by scholarist: 8:53am On Nov 14, 2008

*Morenike:
biolabe, howdey!!

@post

__________________ is the only metropolitan area in the United States whose borders encompass two national parks. You can hike through pristine Everglades National Park or ride on glass-bottom boats across Biscayne National Park.

a)Miami

b) Ft. Lauderdale

c) Coral Springs

d) Cape Canaveral

coral spring

final answer
no life lines

Jokes Etc › Re: The Princess Secret by scholarist: 8:46am On Nov 14, 2008

close those things angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Dirty Slap! by scholarist: 8:43am On Nov 14, 2008

if im no go, u go pay the school fees?

Jokes Etc › Re: The Princess Secret by scholarist: 5:03pm On Nov 13, 2008

PRINCESA hmmmm,
cheesy

that name sounds farmiliar cheesy

u must have a secret i might have read of cheesy

Politics › Re: Satellite Missing: 1st Chinese 419 To Nigeria by scholarist: 4:57pm On Nov 13, 2008

whats all this

dont u pple know that the we are in the cold season,
the poor sat might have gone closer 2 the sun. PERIOD !

Politics › Re: Oshiomole confirmed as Governor of Edo State! by scholarist: 4:38pm On Nov 13, 2008

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN cheesy

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE TO YOU THE NEWEST GOVERNOR IN THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA cool

GOV. ADAMS OSHIOMOLE OBAMA cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Butlers Night Off by scholarist: 4:36pm On Nov 13, 2008

dani1luv:
me get 1hundred n 1nty 1

u don pack ur generations teeth join ur own cool

Politics › Re: Lagos Bans Governors, Others From Use Of Sirens by scholarist: 4:32pm On Nov 13, 2008

OOE:
THIS IS THE ONLY GOVERNOR THAT I KNOW HAVE THE MASSES AT HEART, MAY GOD CONTINUE TO GRANT HIM WISDOM AND DIVINE DIRECTION AMEN.
UP ACTION CONGRESS.

NOW THEY ARE 2 THAT HAVE THE MASSES AT HEART.

FASOLA AND OSHIOMOLE

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Dog Picture by scholarist: 4:24pm On Nov 13, 2008

cbase:
Rich Me

close ya teeth

a dog is about to lose tis life

Health › Re: Doctors Say Marrow Transplant May Have Cured Aids by scholarist: 4:09pm On Nov 13, 2008

spikedcylinder:
Lets see how it goes, I sincerely hope it works though.
Given that, I am sure it would be a painfully expensive procedure.

do you have a spare marrow to transplant with?
tongue

since the doctor says "MAY", MAY u never have it.
amen

Jokes Etc › Re: Breaking News: Saddam Hussein by scholarist: 5:40pm On Nov 12, 2008

Nautillus:
Oga, . . .allow the dead sleep.

clemcykul:
lets use them for suya

;Di will eat grin

make am reach

Jokes Etc › Re: The Princess Secret by scholarist: 5:21pm On Nov 12, 2008

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]this is pure magun

Jokes Etc › Re: Butlers Night Off by scholarist: 5:11pm On Nov 12, 2008

JazzyJ:
yeye people

nice 1 jazzz

but stop showing me teeth grin

i have 60 of it

Jokes Etc › Re: What Would You Get If You Mixed Fishing With Whiskey? by scholarist: 5:01pm On Nov 12, 2008

those are the best couples i'd ever seen in my whole entire life shocked

Jokes Etc › Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by scholarist: 4:53pm On Nov 12, 2008

that reminds me again
my sista lost her pussy sad

who knows '
may be it ate the cock sad

Jokes Etc › Re: Hard To Handle by scholarist: 4:41pm On Nov 12, 2008

JazzyJ:
i m nt on heat ooo!

are u sure? can i confirm

Jokes Etc › Re: Wrong Approach by scholarist: 4:22pm On Nov 12, 2008

JazzyJ:
clem get beans?

all men get beans
but a stale beans, hmmmm,
na yab

Jokes Etc › Re: Men Mouse by scholarist: 4:13pm On Nov 12, 2008

JazzyJ:
nope
actually gabbry sent the picture of it to me when she found you surfing porn on your computer when u tot she was fast asleep ^{**using this mouse**}

jazz i dont believe you

Jokes Etc › Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by scholarist: 12:10pm On Nov 12, 2008

rich_pitt:
omg!!!!that was so bad i had to copy it for some of my pest frnds and guess what i have some to share also,

people say u are an asset and i will say they are wrong because u are off 2 letters which means u are simply an @$$

u are so short that u took a passport and ur legs were showing in it

i knew u'll see it.
cos ur eyeballs are bigger than ur head. GBAM !

Jokes Etc › Re: Conversation Btw A Stupid Son And His Dad,read! by scholarist: 12:03pm On Nov 12, 2008

clemcykul:
your madness na since from belle na

Education › Re: The Educative Game by scholarist: 11:36am On Nov 12, 2008

Jokes Etc › Re: More jokes by scholarist: 11:24am On Nov 12, 2008

sima:
lemmme start by takin urs. .

IF U TAKE MY LIFE ,U KNOW, thats murder

Literature › Things To Give To Life by scholarist(op): 11:17am On Nov 12, 2008

THINGS TO GIVE TO LIFE

CREATOR, DEVOTION
FATHER, HUMILITY
MOTHER, GOOD CONDUCT
CHILD, GOOD EXAMPLE
WIFE/HUSBAND, TRUE LOVE AND FAITHFULNESS
FRIENDS, CARE
EMEMIES, FORGIVENESS
OPPONENT, ENDURANCE
SELF, RESPECT
ALL MEN, CHARITY

DEVIL, WAR

NAIRALANDERS, F U N

Politics › Re: Lagos Bans Governors, Others From Use Of Sirens by scholarist: 10:52am On Nov 12, 2008

faakay:
[s][s][s]Abeg make I hear word Jare.
What of Banks (bullion Van)
Police
Politicians
Oil Company Expatriates
Govenor Convoy
Navy
Army
Airforce
Senators
Local Government Councilors
Presidency
e.t.c

Abegi!! All this wan na gra gra.

ADVICE; If you hear siren and you no commot for road where you wan claim right, Wetin do Uzoma, go do you. This is naija, obedience is better than sacrifice.[/s][/s][/s]

It applies too all of the ABOVE in Lagos State except for FIRE SERVICE & AMBULANCE, Notin Like GRA GRA!!! Siren na him be GRA GRA

them go dey Drive like WERE people as if say them wan FLY?? wetin dey worry them sef? Some Drivers don SMOKE IGBO!! Sepe!! them go come dey DRIVE RUBBISH for Road!!

Good for them - SIREN BAN OTHERWISE

can the govt allow me now to start using my own siren.
cool

cos e bi like say na turn by turn cool

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