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Jokes Etc / Re: Adultry No Good Oooo! by scholarist: 11:55am On Nov 15, 2008
well cooly i dont wanna go crazy
Jokes Etc / Re: The Princess Secret by scholarist: 11:53am On Nov 15, 2008
coolykdat:

Please can someone explain why the third guard was mumbling because I don't speak gibberish! angry


shocked shocked shocked
grin grin
cool


IF U DONT SPEAK GIBBERISH THEN LEARN IT grin grin grin
Education / Re: The Educative Game by scholarist: 11:48am On Nov 15, 2008
THE GAS (FART) THAT PROCEEDS FROM THE HUMAN ANAL SYSTEM(ANUS) IS INFLAMMABLE.

TRUE/FALSE
Politics / Re: Satellite Missing: 1st Chinese 419 To Nigeria by scholarist: 11:35am On Nov 15, 2008
the best thing to do now is to paste
MISSEN SATELLITE all over the remaining
planets of the solar system
and add ANY PERSON OR ALIEN WHO HAPPENS TO FIND IT WILL BE GIVEN A HANDSOME REWARD. cool cool cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Adultry No Good Oooo! by scholarist: 11:32am On Nov 15, 2008

which 1 be pidgin french again
Education / Re: The Educative Game by scholarist: 9:14am On Nov 14, 2008
WHAT IS JOHH FITZEGERALD KENNEDY'S POSITION IN THE LINE OF AMERICAN'S PRESIDENCY?

A. 34TH

B.35TH

C.36TH

D.37TH
Health / Re: Doctors Say Marrow Transplant May Have Cured Aids by scholarist: 9:05am On Nov 14, 2008
adebayo300:

aids is not real, it`s just an american idealogy of disturbing sex,

AIDS IS REAL
AIDS IS REAL
AIDS IS REAL
AIDS IS REAL shocked shocked shocked

100% REAL
Politics / Re: Satellite Missing: 1st Chinese 419 To Nigeria by scholarist: 8:57am On Nov 14, 2008
Double N:

Naija ma Country!!!! where anything can happen.

like winch removing the battery of a whole sat embarassed embarassed embarassed
Education / Re: The Educative Game by scholarist: 8:53am On Nov 14, 2008
*Morenike:

biolabe, howdey!! wink

@post

__________________ is the only metropolitan area in the United States whose borders encompass two national parks. You can hike through pristine Everglades National Park or ride on glass-bottom boats across Biscayne National Park.

a)Miami

b) Ft. Lauderdale

c) Coral Springs

d) Cape Canaveral





coral spring

final answer
no life lines
Jokes Etc / Re: The Princess Secret by scholarist: 8:46am On Nov 14, 2008
grin close those things angry angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Dirty Slap! by scholarist: 8:43am On Nov 14, 2008
if im no go, u go pay the school fees?
Jokes Etc / Re: The Princess Secret by scholarist: 5:03pm On Nov 13, 2008
PRINCESA hmmmm,
cheesy that name sounds farmiliar cheesy cheesy cheesy

u must have a secret i might have read of cheesy grin
Politics / Re: Satellite Missing: 1st Chinese 419 To Nigeria by scholarist: 4:57pm On Nov 13, 2008
whats all this

dont u pple know that the we are in the cold season,
the poor sat might have gone closer 2 the sun. PERIOD !
Politics / Re: Oshiomole confirmed as Governor of Edo State! by scholarist: 4:38pm On Nov 13, 2008
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN cheesy

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE TO YOU THE NEWEST GOVERNOR IN THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA cool

GOV. ADAMS OSHIOMOLE OBAMA cool cool cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Butlers Night Off by scholarist: 4:36pm On Nov 13, 2008
dani1luv:

me get 1hundred n 1nty 1 grin

u don pack ur generations teeth join ur own cool cool grin
Politics / Re: Lagos Bans Governors, Others From Use Of Sirens by scholarist: 4:32pm On Nov 13, 2008
OOE:

THIS IS THE ONLY GOVERNOR THAT I KNOW HAVE THE MASSES AT HEART, MAY GOD CONTINUE TO GRANT HIM WISDOM AND DIVINE DIRECTION AMEN.
UP ACTION CONGRESS. cheesy cheesy
cheesy cheesy cheesy

NOW THEY ARE 2 THAT HAVE THE MASSES AT HEART.

FASOLA AND OSHIOMOLE
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Dog Picture by scholarist: 4:24pm On Nov 13, 2008
cbase:

Rich Me grin

close ya teeth

a dog is about to lose tis life
Health / Re: Doctors Say Marrow Transplant May Have Cured Aids by scholarist: 4:09pm On Nov 13, 2008
spikedcylinder:

Lets see how it goes, I sincerely hope it works though.
Given that, I am sure it would be a painfully expensive procedure. sad

do you have a spare marrow to transplant with?
tongue
since the doctor says "MAY", MAY u never have it.
amen
Jokes Etc / Re: Breaking News: Saddam Hussein by scholarist: 5:40pm On Nov 12, 2008
Nautillus:

Oga, . . .allow the dead sleep.
clemcykul:

lets use them for suya
grin grin grin


grin grin

;Di will eat grin grin

make am reach
Jokes Etc / Re: The Princess Secret by scholarist: 5:21pm On Nov 12, 2008
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]this is pure magun
Jokes Etc / Re: Butlers Night Off by scholarist: 5:11pm On Nov 12, 2008
JazzyJ:

yeye people grin


nice 1 jazzz

but stop showing me teeth grin grin
i have 60 of it
Jokes Etc / Re: What Would You Get If You Mixed Fishing With Whiskey? by scholarist: 5:01pm On Nov 12, 2008
those are the best couples i'd ever seen in my whole entire life shocked shocked
Jokes Etc / Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by scholarist: 4:53pm On Nov 12, 2008
sad
that reminds me again
my sista lost her pussy sad sad sad

who knows '
may be it ate the cock sad sad sad
Jokes Etc / Re: Hard To Handle by scholarist: 4:41pm On Nov 12, 2008
JazzyJ:

i m nt on heat ooo!
are u sure? can i confirm
Jokes Etc / Re: Wrong Approach by scholarist: 4:22pm On Nov 12, 2008
JazzyJ:

clem get beans? undecided

all men get beans
but a stale beans, hmmmm,
na yab
Jokes Etc / Re: Men Mouse by scholarist: 4:13pm On Nov 12, 2008
JazzyJ:

nope
actually gabbry sent the picture of it to me when she found you surfing porn on your computer when u tot she was fast asleep **using this mouse**


jazz i dont believe you
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Mean Things to Say to Annoying People! by scholarist: 12:10pm On Nov 12, 2008
rich_pitt:

omg!!!!that was so bad i had to copy it for some of my pest frnds and guess what i have some to share also,

people say u are an asset and i will say they are wrong because u are off 2 letters which means u are simply an @$$

u are so short that u took a passport and ur legs were showing in it

grin
i knew u'll see it.
cos ur eyeballs are bigger than ur head. GBAM !
Jokes Etc / Re: Conversation Btw A Stupid Son And His Dad,read! by scholarist: 12:03pm On Nov 12, 2008
clemcykul:

your madness na since from belle na grin
angry angry angry angry angry angry
Education / Re: The Educative Game by scholarist: 11:36am On Nov 12, 2008
5
Jokes Etc / Re: More jokes by scholarist: 11:24am On Nov 12, 2008
sima:

lemmme start by takin urs. . tongue
embarassed lipsrsealed embarassed embarassed embarassed lipsrsealed embarassed
IF U TAKE MY LIFE ,U KNOW, thats murder
Literature / Things To Give To Life by scholarist: 11:17am On Nov 12, 2008
THINGS TO GIVE TO LIFE

CREATOR, DEVOTION
FATHER, HUMILITY
MOTHER, GOOD CONDUCT
CHILD, GOOD EXAMPLE
WIFE/HUSBAND, TRUE LOVE AND FAITHFULNESS
FRIENDS, CARE
EMEMIES, FORGIVENESS
OPPONENT, ENDURANCE
SELF, RESPECT
ALL MEN, CHARITY


DEVIL, WAR


NAIRALANDERS, F U N
Politics / Re: Lagos Bans Governors, Others From Use Of Sirens by scholarist: 10:52am On Nov 12, 2008
faakay:

[s][s][s]Abeg make I hear word Jare.
What of Banks (bullion Van)
Police
Politicians
Oil Company Expatriates
Govenor Convoy
Navy
Army
Airforce
Senators
Local Government Councilors
Presidency
e.t.c

Abegi!! All this wan na gra gra.

ADVICE; If you hear siren and you no commot for road where you wan claim right, Wetin do Uzoma, go do you. This is naija, obedience is better than sacrifice.[/s][/s]
[/s]


It applies too all of the ABOVE in Lagos State except for FIRE SERVICE & AMBULANCE,  Notin Like GRA GRA!!! Siren na him be GRA GRA

them go dey Drive like WERE people as if say them wan FLY?? wetin dey worry them sef? Some Drivers don SMOKE IGBO!! Sepe!! them go come dey DRIVE RUBBISH for Road!!

Good for them - SIREN BAN OTHERWISE


can the govt allow me now to start using my own siren.
cool coolcos e bi like say na turn by turn cool

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