₦airaland Forum

mapist:
You are insane.

But is the truth, I don't bother myself in situations like this, I just withdraw my emotions and play along. She will use her own hands to back out and I won't beg, after all we are not married. Dem no de tell blind man say rain de fall

Mekuze2:
Dear Nairalanders,

I was relaxing with my girlfriend wen her phone rang, she picked and was talking to a guy on the phone ND her voice changed to sweet voice dt she doesn't even use to talk to me.. I acted cool, so after the call I asked her who it was on the phone ND she said it's one of her toasters.

When I protested and told her dt I thought we are exclusive...she asked me if we are married.
Please guys what do I do cus I have not gotten myself since yesterday it happened... how do I pay her back Matured minds please

She asked a ?, I expected you to give her an answer.. if am in your shoes I will be happy because it means you both are in an open relationship... Feel free to sample, make and receive calls as well.

Signed.

Vice President,

Bachelors Club,

Ikeja, Lagos Branch.

Twoclans:
May God forgive us all

Lol, I hope you ain't the type that will seat in front row to confuse the man of God

Twoclans:
Well I don't know what all women want ,I am in a playful mood this evening. I will tell you what twoclans wants in pre intimacy. Just for the fun of it.

First you have to be neat as a guy for me to even be comfortable around you as a lover. I love plenty of kissing , touching and cuddling . I touch people I love alot. If I like or love you I can gum for Africa.

Secondly I love to have my boob's touched and kissed , it is also most likely I will be playing with my guys nipples alot.

Thirdly please don't rush me, if our time is not a quickie. If I am rushed I could stop everything completely no matter how aroused you are as a guy.

Then lastly, why on earth would you as a guy love to receive a Mouth Action but don't want to go down on your partner. If I am ever with a guy and I notice he enjoys to sit back and receive but does not give in turn honestly it is just a matter of time before I dump him like hot potatoes

Abeg who ask me for this plenty talk. I better go and sleep tommorrow is church

Happy Sunday ma, please pray for me o. When you r asking for forgiveness

This are one of the reasons I hate long distance relationship, the stories are always the same. At first,

1. Everything will be sweet and rosy.
2. Both parties will start seeing a future together.
3. One out of the party will decide to cut of communication or reduce communication.
4. Finally it will dwell on the other that the relationship ain't working anymore and they should call it quit.

@op you are in stage three, just hold on a bit because you will soon get to stage four is just a matter of time.


Signed.


Vice President,

Bachelors Club,

Ikeja, Lagos Branch.

Call everything off. There is still a possibility she might end up sleeping with him and get pregnant for him after the wedding.

IamMissMarvel:
Yes I am.

wow that's great, i wish to have twin as well some day, boy, girl and boy girl. then i park my motor and use leg all through the rest of the journey .

IamMissMarvel:
God forbid.

When Iyabeji didn't raise a fool.

Really, so you are a twin?

IamMissMarvel:
The power of a good D.

Some girls will prefer to die on top a good D even though the carrier of the D treats them like trash.

I never pity girls like that. Na awoof dey run belle.

strong words you have there but i hope you are't speaking from experience

OP YOU ARE YOUR OWN PROBLEM

[quote author=keryj post=71377724]the prostitute Atiku keep changing party, useless Obansanjo keep changing aligience and hopeless Buhari giving a negative change and nonsense Tinubu getting ready to make another hopeless choice for Lagos State [/quoute] so you are part of those taking us to the next level? Na wa.

MariaLavina:
Just teasing..



But tell me why do guys announce it?

I don't know about other guys but I announce mostly when she is on top and I don't want to cum in her, so she can get up on time.

MariaLavina:
Because they kiss and tell

That's not true.

I HAVE SAID IT BEFORE AND I WILL CONTINUE TO SAY IT, EVERYONE HAS THE CHEATING GENE IN HIM OR HER, IF YOU OR YOUR PARTNER HAVEN'T, IT MEANS THE BUTTON HASN'T BEEN TRIGGERED OR YOU BOTH HAVEN'T STAYED UP TO 6 YEARS. IT'S ALSO POSSIBLE ONE IS CHEATING AND HAVEN'T BEEN CAUGHT. MY QUESTION TO ANYONE READING THIS IS, WILL YOU CHEAT OR PREFER YOUR PARTNER TO CHEAT? PLEASE THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE ANSWERING AND BE HONEST.

bigmic111:
this girl is pretty, a 7/10 in my opinion. she stays in the neighborhood with her family and is a close friend with my sisters. we are mostly friendly with each other until one day she confessed her feelings for me (after she asked if I was seeing any one and I said no). I don't want bad blood so I turned her down gently, but she feels deep down I like her as much as she does me, which is partially true. she is really cute but I know it won't work because as a rule:

1. I don't date my sisters friends and they vice versa and,
2. most importantly I can't date someone that stays in my area ( dated someone that did in the past, and it wasn't a pleasant experience when it ended)

About a month after she confessed her feelings towards me, I started seeing another girl and that made me avoid her more than necessary. I already told her how I feel and I want to keep it that way. she also feels something is off about me of late and keeps calling me, even more than I call my current girl friend.

to the main part, she did the unthinkable today and sent me a video 80mb long by 12 :23 a.m. today tagging it APRIL FOOLS. honestly I didn't want to download it but curiousity got the better of me and I did.
gosh it was her unclad video, she left nothing to the imagination.
I called her after viewing it at about 1 am and she disconnected the call. she called back a few seconds later on whatsapp video call, I picked and she was still unclad but now it was live.
I didn't end the call, we ended up speaking for 20 minutes, in the end she felt we are now together.

I felt bad this morning, she called and I just played along. I called my GF and I was off. I hope this doesn't count as cheating? what happened this morning was a mistake not to be repeated.

Op if you end up not smashing the chick and tomorow your supposed gf cheats on you, i guarantee you that you will remember this day and regret it. Am telling you from experience. Just chop n clean mouth and be smart about it.