TessBiwom:


How much do you even have?please allow us to breathe fresh air in peace.
Alpha male!Alpha male!na woman matter you carry for head;please go get a life and you better don't quote or mention me.

AryEmber:
You didn't cut any long story short! Did you do summary at all in your secondary school or you were busy loving a girl. This is how to cut a story short: I broke up when a girl I liked back in SS 2 because she lied she was a virgin but I found out she was not, I went back to her a couple me times but she didn't want of back. Now, she is a mother and she want me back. Simple!

victorian:








Exactly! But it's not only small boys who behave such way.

Have seen guys in their 30s behaving like that as well.. After much pressure to know where I stand in the relationship. He will then come clean and say well? I am still taking baby steps to understand you and feel where am I, as a man going in this relationship. I don't want to make any promises for now.. But u know what let's be friends of benefit, and enjoy the moment cos I love the feeling when am inside of you. Please let's leave it as friends of benefit .


I will be like what? Upon all the sweet toasting and all.. Pretending he has the same goals as mine... With all the words that at his age, He can't be fooling around. Now he is saying friend of benefits. Are u kidding me? Some guys will never make it in this life, that's for sure.

That's coming from the mouth of a 33years old guy, who has a good job, stays in a flat but still unsure about what he wants between him and a lady he wooed by himself. He's still unsure if he wants a serious relationship or not. Can u imagine? The story has changed from he needs a serious relationship to friends of benefit.. Lol

God!

Op, for your sanity better move on.. We are saving u heartbreaks here.

gloria34:
Pls which part of d body is Refered to as camel toe?

bujebudanu1:
Inplay d Russia premier league going on.
Over any throwing in u see

keryj:
i can only support this if its a private school.

but even at that, they will force christians to wear hijab or cover their hair by force at any government parastatals in the north. even in secondary schools, christians are forced to cover there hair against their wish. you can imagine christians not having break during easther period.

i have a lecturer who stipulated it as a rule that all hair must be covered in his class regardless of your religion. i made sure his idiotic brain was dragged to the school authorities by simply not complying.

but as i said, i can only support this if its a private school.

romenna:
smh
U actually tink everyone that comes to nairaland is jobless and a never do well?
U r short sighted.
U have no idea the calibre of persons behind some monikers here.

ritylove:
yes i am sure av noticed all ur responses fellow same track, same mode

nancyv:
I have been celibate since the day I was born. Its good to have sex at the right time and with the right person.

FuckHerEli:
Hey, I wanted to share my breakup story online because I feel it’s a pretty rough one, almost surreal to me. I was with this guy for three years, he was my first ever love. We had a super healthy relationship, we were quite different, but the same humour, weirdness and we were pretty complicit. I liked him because we both loved tv, we loved outdoors, we loved to eat, he made me feel good, he was always there to listen and to support me through the hardships, he could always make me laugh and could really surprise me. When I tought he wasn’t listening most of the time he actually was, so then he’d remembered some small details of the conversation or about me and some time later, come up with that information in a very sweet way. He was very attentionate, very gentle and respectful.
Anyways, the hole time we were together, he always had that best friend (female). The first 2 years, I really liked her and so never was I jealous or anything, therefore they were seeing each other some times and I did not have any problem. She was also in a relationship. Then, she broke up and everything changed. She was always setting me aside in the conversations, she was quite mean and never including me in the conversation and always looking at my ex-boyfriend with a sad look. That’s when I realized she had feelings for him. I told my ex but he did not believe me. Months later, we broke up because we didnt have time for each other anymore, with school, friends, extracurriculars, we just couldn’t make it work, plus he had an internship coming during the summer and then he was leaving on an exchange in fall semester while I was leaving for my exchange in the winter semester. We would of been more than a year appart from each other and none of us (specially him) were ready to commit to that. So we broke up, not because of a lack of love, but because of the timing.
Then a week after we broke up, I saw thanks to snapchat, that he had left on a quick trip with that same female bestfriend. He told me that he simply needed to free his mind, she gave him the opportunity, I believed him. We kept talking some times because I wanted news from him and I was leaving on a trip. We broke up in january, it was then, in june that, after noticing that his bestfriend always had snapchats with a men’s hand but never showing him, so I had my suspicions, he finally told me they had been dating and seeing each other for a couple of months now and that it just happened out of the blue and that he never meant to hurt me or anything of the sort!
You can believe I was shocked, I had my doubts about this hole thing but I was shocked. Not even two days after telling me this big news and beeing liberated of this secret, she posted a picture of them together praising how he finally got out of the friendzone after years of friendship.
I am sad, shocked, like it’s just a big joke, like I’ve been played, like he wasn’t entirely honest with me about the reason of our breakup...
What to do....

mcmurphy132:
waiting for our brothers from the east for their conclusions

Hardlife:
i deserve all the insults on earth i know but i want to quit. I need help. I need recovery processes. I am tired and frustrated. The deed has already been done. I want to get my life back.

itsCornie:
If you graduated from UNIZIK then you know

Amarabae:
Some human beings in this country can be funny,
So happy to see them masking their painment under the guise of criticising Linda ikeji for getting pregnant.
They claimed that they are criticising her for preaching celibacy and go on to have sex and get pregnant,
But it's a lie.
The real truth is that they are pained to see breaking the misogynistic limit without a man!
How do I mean?
We are in a country where independent rich single women are stereotyped,
To them, a single lady should be bitter, poor and be a financial liability till she gets a "saviour" in a man ,
So when they see ladies like Linda ikeji, Oprah Winfrey etc soaring high in wealth class without a MAN, they get bitter ,they look for a way to pull them down.
One of their pathetic slurs is "menopause is coming "
Linda ikeji have heard that many times as if getting married and having children are the only way a woman can be fulfilled in life,
Yes menopause is around the corner for Linda, she wanted a child but not necessary in a marriage, so she had sex and got pregnant,
Why are some people loosing sleep over that?
Oh I know, Linda ikeji is going to shut them up very soon finally so that their menopause is knocking slur will end!
They can't stand to see a rich strong black woman who is a mother, achieving things without a husband.
The best advice I will give to these funny human beings is to hug a transformer!
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Leave women to leave our lives the way we want ,
If a woman wants to be a mother but not a wife,it is her choice,
Deal with it or choke up!
If a Lady wants an active sexual relationship but don't want to be a wife, it is her choice .
BTW there are sperm banks, that means if the woman is ready, she will just walk in and pay for a sperm of her choice, you see that she can get pregnant even without a sex with a man if that is her choice.
Life is easy, why are misogynists hellbent on making it complicated for women?
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I am happily married with a son because it is my choice to get married,
Had it been that I was not interested ,I will still be single till now .
As simple as that .
So don't think that women who are not married or are single mums are not enjoying life,
Stop living in delusion,
Many of them like Linda ikeji or oprah are living their dreams without a man,
If they want sex, they will have sex,
If they want a kid, they will have one,
They are more busy with their career because
The world celebrate women who achieved something in their career NOT women whose only achievement is getting married and having children "
You get it now,
Beyonce is celebrated and have many fans because of her impressive music career and not because she married Jay Z or gave birth to blue ivy and the rest.
Ngozi okonjo iweala is celebrated because of her economist career, not because she married and had children,
Condolleza rice is not married yet she is being celebrated for being the first black woman to be the USA secretary of state.
That's how the world runs.
Dear misogynists, Marriage is not a criteria for the world to celebrate a woman but rather her achievement in her career,
Stop getting intimidated by single rich hardworking ladies.
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So my dear sister, Linda ikeji, Carry on,
Don't listen to them, it's your life and your choice,
Ignore the haters.
I wish you a safe delivery in advance.
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From Oriaku Amarachi.
Reporting from *Shaking the table FM*

makydebbie:
Lol, as at that time I wasn't in church.

makydebbie:
That's the end oh.

Biglittlelois:
Gone are those days whereby you want to deceive a lady to get what you want, any guy that still do that is just a sissy, if it's sex, intimacy, relationship, long term relationship, marriage goals courtship, say it beforehand so that the lady will be prepared for whatever, simple.

makydebbie:
Forepl@y is never too much. Penetration will be left.

makydebbie:
Loads of undiluted forepl@y.

makydebbie:


You're the type that don't care about their woman's satisfaction. I'm not saying this because of head. No I'm not.

I'm saying this because, after getting na.ked, you're already wearing condom. You no go wait small you just want put preek comot. Abeg that's not how to do the act of love making.

Temzygold:

Look at this he goat
Why are u so pained
I don't blame u... Since you're a tout
Ediot