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Romance / Re: He's Not A Rapist Or A Kidnapper And Will Never Be by schumastic(m): 5:06am On Jan 26, 2018
olisaemeka1:
it really does not add up....how did his car keys get into her hand without him knowing..?

He probably turned off his car and left the key in the ignition, so he can open her own side of the door and ask her to come down.

I have a friend who said similar thing, all he did was to tell her, he is not going again. Turned off the car and ask her to come down but she refused saying he should drop her back where he picked her. Some ladies are troublesome, most especially if their waka no favour them.

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Romance / Re: Gals by schumastic(m): 12:46pm On Jan 25, 2018
JULIE1925:
grin


Uuummm... Another HOMEMADE category.. But as i read ur erotic story, i can bet u are not a good fvcker.. Those i used to see on amateur category... lipsrsealed

Is that your atm card pin?
Health / Re: Pls Help My Lower Lip Is Turning Pink (pics) by schumastic(m): 12:42pm On Jan 25, 2018
Hmmm this one is strong
Romance / Re: "I Have A Big Butt' - Nigerian Girl Posts On Facebook by schumastic(m): 4:50pm On Jan 23, 2018
Lmao poverty is a disease, this is what happens when parents don't monitor their kids.
Romance / Re: I Was Just Screaming Helplessly; Slay Queen Narrates The First Time She Squirted by schumastic(m): 4:44pm On Jan 23, 2018
This girl just want to use lie and find husband this year by fire by force.

Abeg swarve, sexdoll ti take over.

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Romance / Re: MC Boki, MC Makopolo, Sophia Allison: Behind Videos Of Ladies Proposing by schumastic(m): 4:18pm On Jan 23, 2018
I knew it was all a stunt lol, meanwhile can someone tag that lady that said she knew the lady that propose from sec school.

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Romance / Re: Breaking Up Is So bleeping Painful by schumastic(m): 5:00am On Jan 22, 2018
500NLaccounts:
I’m a sis
And I still believe true love exists

I pity you and everyone out there who still believe in love . Maybe when you got no heart anymore you will accept the true meaning of that word and why no one can prove it really exist.
Romance / Re: She Is Pregnant For Me But I Am Not Ready by schumastic(m): 4:30am On Jan 22, 2018
drunkpunk:


that one na long thing. enter chemist buy PT. run am for her front sharp sharp via her urine

As in no time, you can't trust girls this days with all this doctors report after all, 60% corpers will carry fake medical report just to get redeployed.

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Romance / Re: Should I Inform My Friend That His Girlfriend Just Had An Abortion For Another? by schumastic(m): 6:47pm On Jan 20, 2018
alexistaiwo:
I will keep this short and precise.

One of my close friend girlfriend just had an abortion for another guy. On a normal day, I wouldn't think twice before deciding to keep my mouth shut but this is a friend that always look out for me. He always have my back, if the roles were to be reversed I am sure he will inform me of such betrayal.

His girlfriend been avoiding me since she discovered that I am privy to the information of what she did. She probably think that I already told him.


Should I keep shut?


Modified for those asking how I got the information.

I got to know about the abortion through one of her very tight friend.
I was just whining as usual her the other day that may God judge she and her friend as if I am holding a grudge against both of them and she spilled unknowingly).

Since you said the guy always got your back and if reverse were to be the case he will let you, I guess this is the best time to prove that friendship..

After all she is his gf not wife. She went as far as sleeping with another guy, got pregnant and then abort the baby and you still want such a lady for your close friend (you would be the most wicked friend on earth not to tell your guy).

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Romance / Re: She Is Pregnant For Me But I Am Not Ready by schumastic(m): 6:45pm On Jan 20, 2018
jamie1994:
cry cry

Bro she is not pregnant, take her to any hospital you know of and you trust. Let them do the test and get the result that very moment.
Romance / Re: “dated Him For 6 Years, Had 7 Abortions, Paid His Fees. Next Week, He’s Married by schumastic(m): 5:18pm On Jan 19, 2018
When you warm them about that word called love they won't listen. O well, this is an eye opener for others to learn.

The word love is used to deceive people. The earlier you realize this the better.

Funny part is some ladies will come here and judge and insult her but I tell you, they are going through worst things in their relationships but they don't want to accept it yet cus love still they shark them.

Signed.

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club

Lagos Branch.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2018: Ex-Housemates To Return For Reunion Show by schumastic(m): 6:21pm On Jan 18, 2018
lovingyouhun:

T. Boss always showing her body, she should wait oooooo, sex dolls are coming for her tongue tongue

more reason why we loved her because she wasn't ashamed of her body and was confident of herself despite all the hate, people spewed on her most especially ladies..
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2018: Ex-Housemates To Return For Reunion Show by schumastic(m): 5:41pm On Jan 18, 2018
lovingyouhun:
This will be fun, what has Efe done with his money? Chai! I will vote well this time, not with pity

when we told you people back then that the guy won't do anything good with the money except releasing stupid songs, y'all condemned us. can't wait to see Boss lady @Tboss grin

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Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Wants To Abort Her Pregnancy. by schumastic(m): 10:04am On Jan 14, 2018
This op don't have sense o, I never knew some people are in the same school of thought with buhari..mscheww
Family / Re: My Wife Nags A Lot by schumastic(m): 11:05am On Jan 13, 2018
sweettease:


For someone who tend to know the structure of nairaland, you don't seem to know there's a little difference between family and romance section and your profile pic tells us just how mature you are. By the way, you forgot to enlighten the OP with your elderly wisdom on what to do.

*Modified* At least you finally changed the derogatory dp

Biko what was there before?
Romance / Re: My Neighbour Whose Husband Is Abroad Wants To Sleep With My friend by schumastic(m): 2:44pm On Jan 09, 2018
jaxxy:


Im not advising he does it bt A man who leaves his wife hanging for 2years is dat a man

WELL IS LEFT FOR HER TO TELL THE HUSBAND HOW SHE FEELS AFTER ALL SHE KNOW WHAT SHE SIGNED UP FOR THE MOMENT SHE SAID I DO.
Romance / Re: My Neighbour Whose Husband Is Abroad Wants To Sleep With My friend by schumastic(m): 11:52am On Jan 09, 2018
IF YOU DO IT SOMEONE ELSE WILL ALSO SLEEP WITH YOUR WIFE AND THE WORST PART IS, IT MIGHT BE YOUR BEST FRIEND grin I HOPE THIS WORKS.

SIGNED.

VICE CHAIRMAN,

BACHELORS CLUB, LAGOS BRANCH.

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Romance / Re: Is My Husband Cheating??? by schumastic(m): 6:13pm On Dec 21, 2017
All those ladies up there shouting he is cheating how did you come about that conclusion or are you the size lady he is cheating with?

Home breakers, i won't be surprise if non of them have a fiance talk more of a husband and yet they will be quick to give advice that will break a home.

@op if we tell you he is cheating what will you do, beat him up or leave him or cheat back? And if we tell you he is not would you continue your investigation?

Just seat your husband down and apologize for snooping on his phone and explain your worries to him. In everything you do, apply wisdom because this is MARRIAGE not relationship.

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Romance / Re: Naruto Fans, Get In Here. Upload Your Fav Naruto Meme...let's Have Fun ! by schumastic(m): 6:36am On Dec 21, 2017
Those who don't know won't understand.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Get Angry About "Virginity" - My Personal Experience by schumastic(m): 6:20am On Dec 21, 2017
Funny how you spent more time on your sexual prowess than the topic itself..anyway I won't be the one to say the story sounds fake maybe the next person might.

Signed.

Vice Chairman,

Bachelors Club, Lagos Branch.

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Romance / Re: Say The Truth, What Seperated You And Your Ex by schumastic(m): 12:30am On Dec 18, 2017
MhizzAJ:
He was a gold digger undecided

Do you still have more gold?
Romance / Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by schumastic(m): 11:40pm On Dec 17, 2017
AryEmber:
Just got admitted this year. BTW, what did you say NFCS do?

O congrats, that's the church slogan. So If anyone says who cares, people around that know what it means will shout nfcs does.
Romance / Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by schumastic(m): 10:18pm On Dec 17, 2017
AryEmber:
What's NFCS?

Nigeria Fellowship of Catholic students... Are you a student or are you done with school?
Romance / Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by schumastic(m): 6:53pm On Dec 17, 2017
AryEmber:
who cares? I would love to try at least

NFCS does grin

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Romance / Re: Has Any Guy Here Dated A Woman From Nairaland In Real Life. by schumastic(m): 9:24pm On Dec 16, 2017
Rolex67:
As in eh, hardly you find a cute one.

Did you search?
Romance / Re: When Your Girlfriend Starts Crying Out Of Love, See gifts she bought after that by schumastic(m): 9:16pm On Dec 16, 2017
placeofallure:
Eeya, can't tolerate such anyway. Those gifts are like a reminder of what you'd be missing should you go back to your ex. I can't stay with you if you dangle your ex or her memories before me. It means you're not so much into me, before you know it, I'm gone! That's why in all my 3 decades of existence, I've never been heartbroken. No guy can rubbish me let alone me buying stuff to placate him, No!

Don't feel too high and mighty, you are lucky because such guys haven't come your way.
Romance / Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by schumastic(m): 9:11pm On Dec 16, 2017
AryEmber:
I would write my name with my urine! I have always wanted to do that!

That's a bit hard
Culture / Re: Groomsmen In Igbo Traditional Attire Will Make Ladies Drool (pictures) by schumastic(m): 9:05pm On Dec 14, 2017
Munae:
If I drool for these small boys, my father will surely be disappointed.

With that look of yours, I think they will be doing you a favour if you ask me.
Romance / Re: Yahoo Guy Posted On Facebook As He reveals His Babe Nude. by schumastic(m): 4:31pm On Dec 14, 2017
johnnyn1:


Oga Wettin u dey look.
No be nude be that?

with their body covered undecided
Romance / Re: Me And My Ex Still Met After Many Years Of Separation by schumastic(m): 1:35pm On Dec 14, 2017
BIG EYE WILL NOT KILL YOU.

JUST LET THEM MARRY AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER EXCEPT YOU ARE JEALOUS?

SIGNED.

VICE CHAIRMAN,

BACHELORS CLUB, LAGOS BRANCH.

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Romance / Re: Yahoo Guy Posted On Facebook As He reveals His Babe Nude. by schumastic(m): 1:26pm On Dec 14, 2017
where is the nude na angry angry

Signed.

Vice Chairman,

Bachelors Club, Lagos Branch.

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