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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Omashola To Khafi "I Like Jackye But She Is In Love With Mike" by schumastic(m): 11:12pm On Aug 11, 2019
shocked
IamSoProlific:
How the mighty has fallen, imagine what Chelsea have reduced herself to, Chelsea don turn to Arsenal that year, in the hands of epl.

Imagine how Man U kept muscling them, I really feel for lampard, he isn't fit to stand premier league/ Chelsea fans bullying.

I pity Willian and kante,if only they agreed to move to Barca, where they would at least enjoy life as footballers.

For the FTC sh!t....the fresh anointing is at work already, na my week be this.

Hazard and other players that were able to escape what's about to befall Chelsea this season...
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Omashola To Khafi "I Like Jackye But She Is In Love With Mike" by schumastic(m): 11:02pm On Aug 11, 2019
IamSoProlific:
How the mighty has fallen, imagine what Chelsea have reduced herself to, Chelsea don turn to Arsenal that year, in the hands of epl.

Imagine how Man U kept muscling them, I really feel for lampard, he isn't fit to stand premier league/ Chelsea fans bullying.

I pity Willian and kante,if only they agreed to move to Barca, where they would at least enjoy life as footballers.

For the FTC sh!t....the fresh anointing is at work already, na my week be this.

Hazard and other players that were able to escape what's about to befall Chelsea this season...


First match and you are already foaming in the mouth.. let's see how this season will play out, by the way which team do you support?.
Romance / Re: Can A Man Makes A Woman Happy Without Money? by schumastic(m): 12:14am On Aug 03, 2019
catwalq:


There's no girl on earth,under the sun, wherever in this world who dreams of marrying a poor man.


Nice punchline, am putting this on my status.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Please Share Your Stories Of Rejection From A Guy You Shot Your Shoot At by schumastic(m): 8:34pm On Jul 30, 2019
Isha327:
I 've never asked a guy out before but crushed on some...I fear rejection... I might jump into lagoon if I get rejected tongue tongue


Hmmm I see.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by schumastic(m): 7:09am On Jul 14, 2019
Beorn1:
I honestly thought after sobering up yesterday morning, that Frodd had finally gotten sense, turns out that I was wrong.


There's no way any sane human would defend Frodd's stupidity, no freaking way. I cringed with shame as I read the earlier conversations between Frodd and Esther on here. Somehow I suspected it'd not end well for Frodd as I moved to other pages while catching up. Then when it was confirmed that a grown ass man, that's capable of fathering a child, cried on live TV because a girl turned you down, I was very pissed off. Words can't even describe aptly my anger at Frodd.


Then he's asking her to be his mother? For fvck's sake, you're asking someone you met on a game in just two weeks to be the mother you lost? He doesn't even know anything about Esther. Damn!! I sure know how to pick 'em, don't I? My only consolation is that I missed the whole scenario. For the first time in my life, I'm happy PHCN took the light. Best disappointment they've given me in all life.


I said I'd be dropping Frodd from my fave list if I see him stupidly on Esther's case two days ago, so, officially, I wash my hands off his case. I'll vote him above any HM he's up against (I still like him), but he's no longer my cup of tea. It's Best I watch this show from a neutral POV.

It seems you don't really know frood then. dude has been like that since our uni days. Told my friends and colleagues to watch out, that he is going to cry in the house and I they thought am joking until he did.

Truth is, i guess that's his strategy and I hope it works for him.
Family / Re: How Do I Take Custody Of My Beloved Son? by schumastic(m): 5:36am On Jul 13, 2019
biacan:
You should have work more had she wouldn't have left you........ Men and brokness nawaooo

You never seize to amaze me with your hate for men shocked angry.

Signed.

Vice President,

Bachelors Club

Ikeja, Lagos Branch.
Romance / Re: Why Hausa Girls Dont Date Southerners by schumastic(m): 9:05am On Jun 28, 2019
Amarabae:
Crap,
Igbo guys are very OK with Igbo girls,
Why will an Igbo guy be salivating over Hausa girls.

The thing weak me sincerely.
Sports / Re: Chelsea Set To Sign Kovacic Permanently For £40m Despite Transfer Ban by schumastic(m): 8:53am On Jun 28, 2019
aaronson:
I know the transfer ban has pressurized Chelsea to wanna sign any how player available otherwise Kovacic should have been released even before last season ended.


Imagine us bringing Bakayoko back to Stamford bridge, To do what kwanu? FIFa had better ease up on the ban jooor.

Bakayoko was impressive last season at Ac Milan, so him coming back is a plus for us. Just check his highlight at Ac Milan.
Romance / Re: Right Now Am Confused by schumastic(m): 4:19am On Jun 28, 2019
pocohantas:


Because I am also as confused as he is na,

I want to know why I will go back to a guy I didn't want before.

Is he now rich?

I get now but it still doesn't change the fact that you stole my ftc.
Romance / Re: Right Now Am Confused by schumastic(m): 11:31pm On Jun 27, 2019
pocohantas:
Are you rich now?

Wicked girl, you took the FTC and still didn't type anything meaningful angry

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Romance / Re: Right Now Am Confused by schumastic(m): 11:28pm On Jun 27, 2019
Forget what you are seeing the babe above me just jumped the queue cry
Romance / Re: Ladies: The Guy That Loves You Or The Guy You Love by schumastic(m): 7:20am On Jun 22, 2019
Fountainofyouth:



You sha don't want me to stay pissed at you, which one is "I'm all yours" would you like to fvck me?

Smart girl I know what you did lol.
Romance / Re: Woman Shocked To Discover Her Boyfriend Of Two Years Just Got Married. by schumastic(m): 7:01am On Jun 22, 2019
Hmm
Romance / Re: I Need Help About My Girlfriend by schumastic(m): 2:08pm On Jun 20, 2019
Heineken:
hahahahahah who's the president bro. Crazy man. I like you man. No homo

No problem bro. The president is in New York.
Romance / Re: I Need Help About My Girlfriend by schumastic(m): 2:54pm On Jun 19, 2019
efemena24:
in support of what our Vice President just said, I think you should renegotiate terms and conditions. Stop dating girls that are still in school, they only care about your money and every other thing you can offer!!

Signed.

Secretary

Bachelors Club,

Warri, Delta State Branch✌️✌️

Brother how is the ministry there?
Romance / Re: I Need Help About My Girlfriend by schumastic(m): 7:13am On Jun 19, 2019
Na wa o, so mugu still plenty like this. Honestly, I think 9ja ladies will do a better job than the guys if they go into Yahoo business, how they manipulate guys including the smart ones amazes me.

Bro to be sincere that babe doesn't love you and you are just her atm for the moment. Quote me anywhere, any girl that have had sex before and tells you no sex in a relationship and still claims to love you is only deceiving you.

Call her and renegotiate the terms of the relationship, henceforth no more money spending till she is done with school and you are sure she is the one for you. You can't be putting money into a business and there is nothing to show for it.

Don't let her use the "love techniques to get to you" because love is just an excuse for one's foolishness. Start using your head.

Signed.

Vice President

Bachelors Club,

Ikeja, Lagos Branch.

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Romance / Re: Would You Allow Your Friend Sleep With Your Girlfriend? by schumastic(m): 3:47pm On Jun 05, 2019
Jacqueline22:


Who told you so? cry

I KNOW SO
Romance / Re: Would You Allow Your Friend Sleep With Your Girlfriend? by schumastic(m): 7:47am On Jun 04, 2019
Jacqueline22:


Tell me what I don’t know
Troublemaker grin
Romance / Re: I Like Him But He Has A Tattoo by schumastic(m): 11:07pm On Jun 01, 2019
lilianofentse:
yh his style of play is a sight to see. I also have a crush on him. His eyes.... Hmmmn

You better take the next flight to England because he would need someone to cuddle this night wink
Romance / Re: I Like Him But He Has A Tattoo by schumastic(m): 11:01pm On Jun 01, 2019
lilianofentse:
son

O, I love that guy so much I wish he can come to Chelsea.
Romance / Re: I Like Him But He Has A Tattoo by schumastic(m): 10:56pm On Jun 01, 2019
lilianofentse:
please stop it. Pls pls pls. Don't add to my sorrows

No problem, am just surprise to see a lady support Tottenham. Like how possible is that
Romance / Re: I Like Him But He Has A Tattoo by schumastic(m): 10:40pm On Jun 01, 2019
lilianofentse:








Run for your dear life

Sorry for your loss tonight grin
Romance / Re: She Cheated With Her 'Cousin'. I'm Finding It Hard To Forgive Her by schumastic(m): 6:32am On May 31, 2019
StupidVoters:
This topic reminds me my close guy then that used to brag about his babe on how the girl will commit suicide if he leave her. Their love story was well acted, directed and edited by the lady. She knows how to play her games. She's a confirm olosho that have bleeped almost all top guys for our street. Because I am more social/interact with people than my guy, he's pompous, he doesn't relate well with other guys that have information. These guys told me one day after I bought them a drink that why is my guy dating a LovePeddler? I was stunned when Ojugo asked me that question. I was interested to know maybe the crate of beer I bought for them without been asked is about to affect his thinking, I sat down with them so I could hear more gist. They pieces, remove the girl from street data base and told me all her sexcapdes. I shrugged over it. I was in dilemma. Thinking should I tell him about what I heard or not because they had fix introduction date. I kept to myself, I was observing them closely so as not to spoil somoenes happiness. A week later , my guy mentioned what i termed as a psychological phrase in my ear, he said " I'm the type of guy that will tell my best friend if I see anything bad in his relationship and won't mind about the consequences" the phrase do gbainn for my head, I smiled and replied in a more psychological way "Well, that's good because a lantern never sees it's bottom". Their "love" grew as introduction dates approaches to the extent that my wife had to be more romantic with me after studying how the said girl treat her man which is my friend. Oh my goodness, this girl can be romantic, you will hear calling my friend classy name like my king, my Prince, my Aso rock , my life etc to the extent you will think maybe you weren't doing enough to your lady not be appreciated in same manner. As introduction approaches my guy babe told him she's travelling to Abeokuta to get aso oke (native cap and head tie) for the intro all to be financed by herself. I was there when my guy transferred 20k to her account, she saw the alert and her mood changed. She said my guy doesn't love her and if he does she will not transfer the money to her when she's about to pay for at least a thing from the list. She said he's fiancee is just trying to pay for everything so that he won't have blame anytime he cheats so as to say that he have fulfil all righteousness. I came inbetweem them and let her realized that what my guy did is a sign of responsibility and she agreed to go the following morning and come back three days later because she will attend a church program their to bless and sanctify the choose intro date. Ok no problem, so said me and my guy. I got home that day thinking how lucky my guy his to have chosen to marry a lady Ojugo and co labelled unprintable names. Following morning, I drove her with my guy inside car to park because my guy car had issue. They cuddled, kissed while we were waiting for the bus to get fill up by other intending travellers. Zoomed, bus drove out the park before we were release by the lady to go because she won't let her man leave her when she still at the park. As I was driving back home, my guy told him how the lady wan kill her with love, that he wonder what will happen to the lady if he decides not to marry her as a wife, to be honest readers, I told him point blank not to try such expensive joke on that lady except he don ready to bury someone. I said that and I was serious 100% because the babe no get ANY flaw that we can accuse her of. Fast forward 7pm that day (Friday) she left, my uncle in Ibadan called me that I should come see him the following day that there is something important he want to see me for, I was worried because mumsy was sick and living with him ( Dad passed away when I was 10 ) i pestered uncle to tell me what's wrong but he rather insist that I come on Saturday to see for myself. I was restless, calling everyone who can give me update on mumsy heart , none pick call. I became apprehensive and concluded that mumsy is dead. I set out for Ojota to board bus going to IB by 8:30, left park by 9:30 got to Ibadan by after 11pm. Went straight to uncle's house at Agbowo, UI side, on getting to the house gate , the calmness I encountered without seeing anyone calmed my nerves because I was expecting to hear cries, people outside. I called the baba guard to open up the gate and the first thing I asked is "how is mummy" baba replied that "Mummy ti nba wasere lataro, won se wole lo bayi" mummy has been playing with everyone since morning she just went in, I knelt down and bow to thank God that my maale still dey. I strolled into living room knowing well say nothing dey happen and everyone was surprised to see me at "odd hour" imagine just after 11pm. my cousin hugged and we exchanged pleasantries, mumsy mouth was aghast all through the period I was greeting everyone, I hugged her and she scolded for travelling at night , I told her that her health is of importance to me that is the reason I set out late at night for such trip. She was happy that I care. She prayed and prayed. I no even wan know wetin uncle wan see me for again so far mumsy is alive. Few minutes later mumsy went in to sleep. I couldn't because Friday night's na my own social vigil. I asked for mumsy highlander's key from my cousin and I was given. I told them that I forgot important documents inside the bus that I need to go to Iwo road asap to retrieve it...all na lie, I wan go groove couple with the fact say maale never die I feel happy and elated to go celebrate . I tipped baba guard 5h. Drove out. Off to ring road, enter Palm Malls, Kai, con see babes yapa for everywhere. I enter Apollo club, ordered for one Jackie and Powerhorse. The music dey blast well and I noticed say na only me no carry any girl. I stepped out to speak and price the existing chicks to know who to go for, I had a clean view of them under the big fluorescent light and i continue to bargain from 15k to 5k bla bla. A persumed "big girl" among them got infuriated when I price her 6k, na so she said even the worst of them there won't even dare fu*k me for 6k and I asked who is "worst" because to me all of them are more than worst, the small circle of girls present said they will advise me not to go for the "worst" because nothing dey her market again. At this point, I wanted to know who the "worst" is , I wanna pay to see her face because for an olosho to be termed worst by fellow worst workers mean so much to me because of future , you never can tell if na your junior bro go bring her come home as fiancee. My inquisitivenes persisted and they show me one nice figure 8 structured babe in the midst of some guys in a not too bright and not dark environment, na so I beg one of the fellow girl to help me call her so that I can I see the face well. Lo and behold, na MY GUY BABE.

Bidded us farewell to Abeokuta in the morning to go get clothing materials for intro, hustling in IB by Night same day.

This na TRUE LIFE STORY oo

To be continued.

Oga finish your story o. Since March haba, at least it will help one or two guys in this forum from making a big mistake.
Romance / Re: How Do I Leave This Abusive Relationship by schumastic(m): 9:33pm On May 27, 2019
Missperplexity0:
lol....thanks a lot


You welcome
Romance / Re: How Do I Leave This Abusive Relationship by schumastic(m): 7:20am On May 27, 2019
ebonyggurl:


Breaking his phone will be easier on her conscience than killing him though

With the way he hits her I don't think that will be good for her. He might end up beating her to death.
Romance / Re: Why Did U Break Up With Ur Ex? by schumastic(m): 7:11am On May 27, 2019
MariaLavina:
Which of the ex?

You go fear counting

Romance / Re: How Do I Leave This Abusive Relationship by schumastic(m): 6:51am On May 27, 2019
Missperplexity0:
I will try as much as possible to make this brief and clear(excuse my typos).
Met this guy while I was in my part 1 and we've been dating for a couple of years, the issue is, he's very possessive and overly jealous, restricted me from having male friends, I have to tell him everything and everywhere I want to go, snoops through my phone, read my chats and sometimes harasses my male callers, my last protest was met with series of slaps, everything I try to walk out of the relationship, he threatens to leak my nudes and tapes, also promised to leak my family secret I told him when the going was good..... I really need help and advises on how to leave the relationship because my heart is no longer there and am scared of calling his bluff

If you are really serious about leaving the relationship and your only worry is the nudes and videos, it's very easy.

First of all get the police or a military personnel involve, let the dude sign an undertaking not to release such and he must delete everything. If he does otherwise, they will come pick him up.

For the one of your family, he can say what he likes. Who cares, it will only be for a while and that's it. the most important thing is the nudes and once that is settled, just leave his sorry ass. Guys who hit ladies are cowards.

Signed.

Vice President,

Bachelors Club,

Ikeja, Lagos Branch.

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Romance / Re: Pls What Do You Advice? by schumastic(m): 4:24pm On May 25, 2019
The only thing I pity here is your heart, after 5years I assume of saying no to you, she finally decided to say yes and you are considering it. If am you, I will also tell her no for 5years as well.

After all, two can play that game. grin grin

Signed.

Vice President,

Bachelors Club,

Ikeja, Lagos Branch.
Romance / Re: Why Did U Break Up With Ur Ex? by schumastic(m): 9:48pm On May 23, 2019
Twoclans:
Hmmmmmmm, my way is not just pure. Once I get bored in a relationship I move on regardless of how good the guy has been. Thank God my exes have soft spot for me, or else it's my type guys strangle. My craze is too much.

No wonder grin

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Deal Breaker In Choosing A Partner by schumastic(m): 10:39am On May 20, 2019
Nanatrendy:
high five babe especially the broke guys who brag very bad combination

Lol, funny part is their are some broke guys that will show off with their friends stuffs and you ladies will still fall for them. Don't underestimate a guy most especially those broke one's that are good in bed and have sweet mouth.

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