₦airaland Forum

Imustnottalk:
Instead of you to buy Viagra #100 and see the miracle bro

Wow, I will definitely try it out

NwaAmaikpe:




Pour candle wax on your preek to reawaken dead nerve endings.

hmm. won't that burn my dick?

Skmoda:
Then call baba God to restore it back from leave....

No way, Thinking of Baba when I won fvck will make my diick Flatter

Skmoda:
Your dick is on leave

No way my brother, it must do the work it was made for.

Ammishaddai:
This one is lost

Hmmm, but my people never declared me missing

Without wasting Much time, let me go straight to the point.

Due to am down on health and my girlfriends planned visit tomorrow, I thought it within myself to test this sex enhancer ahead of time let me see how it actually works. I met Mallam and he gave me AK 47 men's coffee for 300 naira. I rushed back home, opened the satchet, poured some into my mouth and washed it down with water.

I stayed for 15 minutes as specified, but nothing. I poured the remaining powder into my mouth and drank water, still nothing. I thought within myself that maybe I should watch porn so that it will help kick start the reaction. I watched porn and ended up masturbating because I thought the drug will help me come up for 2nd round quicker but still nothing.

It's been over 2 hours now and my diick is still flatter than that of my grandpa's .

Nairalanders, I feel bad and depressed and I need help. Should I continue waiting or should I shave my balls?

Bad boy, you don ejaculate on am

padi94:
If he sends her packing cos of you now, will you take responsibility for her and the child??

She earns more than him, so i think she is the one to send him packing

FORWARDEVERLY:
Scientist Nwa Aba. I ka ano side Umuojima ??

Mba, anozikwam warri now. Ka mmadu choo ihe o ga eri

Craig24:
Don't start what you can't finish.




I don't know why a masculine gender will allow the privates of a woman to control his sense of logical reasoning.


As u dey fvck that woman so wey e dey sweet u and she get Belle for you, will you advice her to abort her pregnancy or will you marry her?


You should always weigh your actions on a scale cos there always will be consequences and rewards. Life no be only TODAY, TOMORROW dey come!

She can never control me. If she gets pregmant, she will give birth and hand over my baby to me

padi94:
Guy you are digging your early grave.
That man will find out and na knife to your body.

She Will fall in love with you, and will become careless of her husband to be catching her. When he discovers she will out of emotion of wanting to get back at you tell him that your joystic is better than his own.

Na that time every where go burst

She is not married to him yet, so am covered

pyyxxaro:
The number of Fools in Nigeria keeps increasing


It’s really sad

Hmmm, what do you mean?

illicit:

ehen
d husband will catch u very soon

I think he knows already.

Charge:
It is a fair game

And am happy to be in the line of fire

illicit:
I will suggest that you let's have a three some


So that the husband can be really pained

No way bro, I am jealous of that pussy already

This story may sound untrue but trust me, it happened.

Although I may not be able to explain it thoroughly with words but believe me, I will try to make it as brief and simple as possible.

I stay at Warri, My neighbor has a woman. Although they are not married yet, but she packed into his house because he impregnated her. For like 5 months now they have been quarreling over 1 issue or the other. So, this made the man to start cheating on the lady. My room is directly opposite his own and I can tell you for sure that this said man always goes outside, bringing in different women especially when his wife goes to shop

As they say " everyday is for a thief and one day is for the owner " One day, as i came back home very late in the night, I saw this young lady sitting on the floor sobbing carrying her 1 year plus old baby sitting on the floor as she cried gently and bitterly. I was moved by her sorrowful state so, i brought her into my apartment, at least to sleep for the night.

She was depressed and then started narrating how she caught her husband cheating on her and after argument with him, he drove her outside and locked her out. I was moved further because I know that the man was cheating on her .

As at past 1 am, I Woke up because i was pressed, i noticed she wasn't sleeping but rather pressing her phone. I couldn't stand up and go to toilet because, as a young healthy man our dick is always standing at night and standing very hard when we are pressed.

She noticed that I am awake, so she came close and laid beside me. I must confess My heart was pounding very fast. She placed one of her hands on my laps and I placed one of mine on her bum bum. She jokingly told me to remove my hand which I did. The next thing I knew is that her mouth is now on my stuff.I never resisted as i was helpless. The ejaculation tension on my dick coupled with the urine tension on the same dick made me to shout a shout of joy.

Ever since that day till day before yesterday, I have been giving her enough doggy to the extent she do sneak back from church when her family members are in Church just to enjoy my stuff. Although am a Lucky neighbor, but Sometimes I feel bad and when I ask her why she does what she do, she will say that she wants her husband to be to feel the pain she felt.

Please nairalanders, I am confused. Should I keep on with her despite the fact that her husband to be is depressed (Which won't be fair to the husband) or should I just let go of such Pussy (Which won't be fair to me and The lady)

Is it still available?

Is it payment before delivery or payment after delivery.

lukui:
nairaland is not a hospital

learn to keep your private matters private


see a medical expert

OKAY

NIGHTMARE0O7:
Anal with her ?

Yes

perkyB:
do u fap to every girl that walksby

No, but ur own is portable

perkyB:
your sick and need help.MOD

How will you post such Ass in profile pic and expect men not to fap?

illicit:
U have slept with a bitch now u will have to sleep with a goat

.

Hmmm, Are you sure you know what I said?

perkyB:
your hot thats all go fap it off >:

I like your Profile pics. Let me fap wilth it

SILENTandSMART2:
Dats not true , rat poison only kill rat it is not human poison, you can't die jare


Trust me dats the only cure

No, i can't come and kill myself

Perfectsouth:
I wanted to say something till I saw the op's name, I give up on you scientists

Hmmm. but am in need of advice now

SILENTandSMART2:
Mix rat poison with d-d force dats the cure


There's no oxygen to waste on senseless people ,

But rat poison will kill me

Jeon:
cut your dick

My future wife will divorce me

justosee:
Is your penis still standing? if yes, can we see the picture?

Seun will ban me

justosee:
I am not saying you are mad. just do as you are told

No bro, its not healthy

justosee:
Take 2 dose of drugs meant for Psychiatric patients, once daily .

Why should i take psychiatric drugs