₦airaland Forum

LordJoffrey:
You know, I actually read once that dicks like yours( shaped like c upwards) can give women intense orgasm. According to the paper, because the dick is curved upwards, it would keep hitting the top ridge of the female's vagina and once that point is stimulated, the pleasure increases.
So if anything, your wife should be happy but that's just a paper I read once and I don't know whether it's true or not.

Maybe she likes it. But, am after my health. She may break my dick

chatinent:
Link me up..I dey game.

Which game?

Am depressed

doubleE70:
this op dey craze , chai laugh wan kee me

Am in pain

illicit:
Can I bang ur wife or what

Na wa o.

Wawelexy:
So what advice do u need exactly?

What should I do to save my marriage?

Ussycool:
Flat as flat?

What are you saying?

garriAndsugar:
Mtchewwwww

Am confused

Ever since my dic.k Curved upwards in C shape, my wife has been showing me attitude.

Truthfully, my dic.k was straight since birth but trouble started one evening i was woken up by hot riding from her. Although it was intense, but i really enjoyed it. I never knew that the pussy was panel beating my dic.k upwards.

The issue at hand now is that she vowed not to give me doggy again if i don't allow her to ride me.

Please nairalanders, help me with advice because am in a position to choose between breaking (loosing) my dic.k or loosing my doggy. What will you do if you were in my position?

Beebah2000:
Op and Public Toilet Sex Addiction (PTSA) dey like this.

Na una cause am na. That lady has infected me heavily and now, i can't think straight anymore

At first, i had my doubts but now, i sadly believe that even men are not free from what public toilets can give.

Last week Wednesday morning, i came to office earlier than expected so that i can get some certain documents ready for the day.

After sometime, i was very pressed. I wanted to piss but a cleaner was inside mopping the floor. I jokingly told her that she should do fast else i will piss in her mouth, she laughed out loud and challenge me to do it. As she kept on daring me, my dick kept on solidifying. At a point, i couldn't take it any longer so i opened the toilets main door and slapped her a.ss, she insisted she will retailate by touching my stuff. I allowed her. One thing led to another and next thing is that i was Giving thanks for coming early that day as she was busy doing it as Alexis Texas. My anger is that the tension generated by the piss made me to release quick. But, she didn't stop there, that is one hell of blowjo.b I will never forget. I wish most of these useless Nigerian girls can be useful for once and perform the duty why they were created.

Please nairalanders, help me out, I am suffering from Toilet Sex Addiction (TSA) how can I stop this dic.k sniffing lady from eating up all my Children

Nwokem, Zukwanike! Shoooo. Amu ọ na arakwa dị unu ahụ

exposition:
Son create your own thread!
As the bride's father I am aware of this problem and I will react after my grand son tells his side of the story!

Come and tow back your monstous daughter back home before she kills me at night while sleeping and rolling on bed.

I had to sleep in the sitting room

9jaBloke:
Two things:
Quick ejaculation is usually caused by oversensitivity. If your wife's body appalls you as claimed, you will experience ED not QE.

2. When she said he doesn't give mouth action, she didn't mean bj.


This reply is so fake and some nairalanders are so dense.

1. She mistook ED towards her only to QE, no man lasts only 10secs even Usain Bolt. I do loose interest on her not ejaculate.

2. Two things are involved here. I can't risk my life to please a woman and also, Her clitoris looks like a tiny penis, that alone makes my flat dic.k flatter.

Simdyofficial:
this alone can make one commit suicide o.. Haaa. Op e no go beta for u Person pikin

Who we go call for this matter

The way my wife narrated the whole story made me depressed

Rydermaverick:
Pls is she truly your wife or you are just trolling?

Sadly, she is my wife.

Maryliola:
definitely trolling. I don’t know who that man is

Don't deny me for speaking my mind. You are the cause. Work on your body and see the the change.

Shedrack777:
come and make heaven let me see

That picture is the way una look when licking what you can't explain its taste..

Some days ago, my wife posted on Social media how i have tiny dick that doesn't last longer than 10 secs, and she also accused me of hating receiving my favorite Bl.owjo.b, Imagine.

I wont waste further time to defend myself.

1. I don't have a dysfunctional dic.k but rather, my wife's heavy body mass makes my dic.k shy and refuse to rise. It is not fair. How can I marry a chubby curvy woman and within a year, she mourns and snores like Monster Hulk and you expect my dic.k not to panic.

2. I don't have a tiny dick, You don't expect my dick to meet up with cucumber. Comparing the two is not just.

3. I don't last only 10 secs s, How do you expect me to be happy when thrusting a woman and yet can't feel anything at all but rather only hear Man like mourn. That is not fair to my sanity. When am supposed to be picturing boo.ty Amber rose, rather I am forced to picture Sylvester Stallone. Me sef don't blame my dic.k.

4. Of course, you don't expect me to Give her head, what if during orgasm, she looses control and sits on my head, smashing it. What exactly will i even tell God that i was doing and how will i say it?

5. Lastly, I love mouth action, just that i don't like it wen ur face, teeth and body statue spells danger. If she mistakenly bites it off, what will i give to addicted Confidence to enjoy?

Please nairalander help me, I am depressed. Should I tow back this monster back home or should I sweep our sitting room and drink tea afterwards?

Gadafii:
i don jam girl like that too, baami i fear pass anything that day

she already had my balls in her mouth, with her hand holding my pole, she suddenly dived my anuse with her tongue unannounced, see the energy i take jump that day, babe wetin be this, she said its fun, u will like it..i no gree, this sloppy bj do me no near my nyash again, i take God beg you, this same girl no like condom, she wants me to cum on her face and in her mouth too, na there and then i know say wahala dey, i been dey imagined how many guys she allows such with

Na por.nstar you meet abeg. This one don pass sex

Gadafii:
i no too like cd, same as my girl but our last experience was somehow scary.

she started having symptoms of pregnancy, cant sleep at night, stomach filled and cant poo

omo i fear ooo, now we are patiently waiting for her next period, but we don conclude say no more nigga raw until further notice

Chai, reminds me of one terrible event that once happened to me. At a point, you throat will become bitter even when u are licking sugar

Sonnobax15:

Wait first,how guyman go go market go buy food stuffs without carrying paper bag?

Maybe he should hang the cart on his erect dick

illicit:
This babe told me she don't like condoms

When we got into action, she begged to lick my anus and I let her

That was when I knew I had enter trouble

I won't feel comfortable spreading my butt for any woman o. Phueh. Touching my bumbum is only allowed if she is giving me mind blowing blow.job

The worst invention that had ever been made against women is the invention of condoms.

Women, why do u people hate condoms so much? If not for Christ, na so Confidence for give me Gonorrhea. Isn't it evil? At a point, Confidence had to lie to me that condom hurts her can u imagine such witchcraft?

Guys always use condoms, as she loves going raw with u, that is also how she loves going raw with other guys. Don't fall victim to paternity fraud. When baby enters, she will check her list of raw users, and choose the weakest and most responsible and u won't have much say because on the actual sense, u went raw. USE CONDOMS

Abet nairalsnders, Why do women hate condoms so much as Igbos hates poverty?

Magnoliaa:
You're the OP, abi? Yey*.

What do you mean?

Snitch24:
Bro easy with the lies I want to believe you guys have been f√cking each other before now So you know what you were getting into This one na lie shaaa

The sex is killing me

Snitch24:
Bro easy with the lies I want to believe you guys have been f√cking each other before now So you know what you were getting into This one na lie shaaa

The sex is killing me

chatinent:
I wonder why you need every avenue to sext.

I read up your posts..even how you had carnal knowledge with your neighbours wife..and all of a sudden you are married now.

Mehn..

That was then, this is now and my reddish dick no gree me sleep

chatinent:
It's beats my imagination how sex dey tire people sha. The minimum anyone should last is three hours.

Permit me to ask, is it that she is asking for so much hours or you last for seconds?

My major focus now is that my dic.k is red. I need to get back my di.ck

illicit:
Get her a dog

No way am gonna share a pu.na.ni with a dog. mba nu

InfernoNig:
Travel leave her small. Wetin?

As it is, She may jump over to any available dick when am away. I plan on getting her rubber di.ck jare. I don tire abeg i cannot come and kill myself

Without wasting much time

Since a week ago i had my white wedding, We have engaged in so many sex. My wife is trying to kill me, village people finally caught me My penis is no longer standing upright. My wife has finally curved it beyond recognition.

What will I tell God if I die on top woman? Just today, my IndecentStar wife had so much sex with me that my dick turned red.

Please nairaland Ndi oma, how can I get my balls back to normal?

You sure say we never shoot ourselves for leg?
mynd44 lalasticlala Seun

culf:
run from sex enhancer bro, you don't really need it especially with your girlfriend not any random girl.

instead of drugs, do proper pre-intimacy, give her like 2 orgasm before Penetration, trust me, once you give her that, she won't mind even if you cum in 5 seconds. After 2 orgasm, she will be most likely exhausted to continue.

I don't think my diick will rise at all because of Malaria. I will just explain to her that I don't have strength