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I married a Muslim lady last month, but thins has never been rosy as i thought. We just had sex only 2 times before the fasting started. Now i am suffering no doggy sex, no food, No Blow.job. I am not a Muslim and can't be why then am i suffering for what i don't know about.

Just yesterday, I found a intimacy gadget in my wives possession, i was very disappointed Sha but i had to throw it away. After all, my wife won't be bold to confront me about such shameful topic. This morning, our dog brought this back to our door step from near by bush in my fenced compound. Worst part is that i had about 4 visitors at home.

Senomii:
Oga! For making me waste 4mb thunder go fire you!

Akin0099:
Very Important

stamapro:
Your first cure, plug it. you are welcome

horlahwaley:
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Northernblood5:
You need help

lilvicky68:
Epilepsy of the brain..

Datboredberry:


I followed you just to read threads such as this!

I love trolls that are funny!

Modified:

You stole this joke?!

And you live in Ughelli?

KiNg0G:
mumu, that na facebook video

Beware, raining season is here
You won't understand the kind of joy overflowing in me right now.

I came back home this afternoon with my friend, due to i didn't cook in the morning, i quickly rushed out to buy some eggs so that i can prepare egg source for us to eat. On the way, it started raining heavily here in Ughelli. When i got home, i quickly removed my cloth in the varander and wore only boxers to the bathroom so as to dry myself. Getting there, my friend was in the bathroom trying to wash her legs. Well, the cold, rain and music built up a romantic Seren immediately.I tried to initiate sex but she refused because she was tired and i didn't press further, then she felt that she wasn't being nice and decided to suck my preek . Well, she started but at some point, she suddenly stopped, i pulled out and bent down to ask her what is going on. She suddenly sat down on floor as if she is very weak. I rushed and started petting her, i carried her to keep her on the bed. The next thing, she started meowing like a cat right inside my ear. I quickly threw her away on my bed and started praying and speaking in tongues with my erect preek.

At a point, she moaned as if she was having headache and then opened eyes and become normal. I quickly cooked, we bother ate and i saw her off immediately. [/b]

MITCHELL96:
How Genuine is their data ?


Omo!

doggedfighter:
Oh ,mouth gig is even of Christ and from Christ






Christ must like enjoyment.

MufasaLion:
He ain't gonna do that.

Just imagine the kind of enjoyment i just received now. Meen. Wait o, he might even cut it off from all men

gistray:
Assassinate the person involved

BuyAndSellStuff:
I'm curious as to what inspired your moniker.
Did you escape from a lab??

Elianawalker:
What is with you guys and long sex?



Sex getting too long it becomes boring... How can you spend hours moving waist up and down. Is it a paid job?

Help, I rented off one of my houses to someone but now I noticed that he is trying to break down my house partitions. We no longer sleep with our eyes closed, Sometimes i wonder what sort of rod he has.

Choi, how can someone knack from 11pm till 5 am almost every day. Which kind strength una get sef? Patam patam patam , eeh eeh eeh aaaah aaaah and other worldly sounds that is what I always hear since this guy moved in. What have I gotten myself into?

Mynd44:
People like this thrive on tribal hatred and sowing division.

The resultant backlash of this is that people will because of him dislike the tribe he comes from not just him which just puts an entire tribe at the receiving end of one person's stupidity.

Sad