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Look at what My girlfriend living in Ughelli brought home to me for our Christmas . A girl i am planning to marry next year.

How can a standing breast crash down so flat like this within a space of 11 months?

Who did i offend?

In which way i take offend the gods?

Advice me, what should I do. I don't want to spend this Christmas depressed.

People opening these threads are neither Igbos or Yorubas. They do so to cause problem.

But these victims are too stupid to notice they are.

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But wait o op. You maybe doing strange things unconsciously that only neighbors can see. Make we wait till everything clears , then we will hear from ndi neighbor.

ChizzyBuna:
The highness has reduced but now I'm having some stomach ache and headache.

I love this real life thread like this

FreeStuffsNG:
You are not a licensed professional like a Pharmacist who can stock controlled substances and you are fully aware that it's illicit, yet you bought it, used it and now gleefully announced it to the world after it's taken over your rational state of mind, trust me, you can immediately be of interest to the NDLEA and I guarantee you that you must have thought those who keep going back had not previously promised not to go back to it. SMH. You are already manifesting the side effects including restlessness,excessive talking ,change in behaviour etc.

I honestly don't believe that anything you put up there is educational, it's glorying in a criminal offence that can put you behind the bars for up to 8 years. That you wrote those things up there while you are under the influence of the drug alone is symptomatic and I think you are just being reckless.

Nothing you wrote up there is a deterrent , as a matter of fact you listed the urge craved by those who depend on it to cope; you literally advertised and recommended an illicit drug!
Information on meth is not new or not available on the internet for anyone who desire to know about it to stay away from it.

The best education to stay away from illicit drug is to stay away. Simple. This thing you did may turn up during advanced background check on your internet activities.

Cc Seun Mynd44 Lalasticlala
You need to upgrade the rules to forbid advertisement of controlled substances and illicit drugs before they start using nairaland to promote the addictive and destructive ' good feeling ' of taking illicit drugs as being done here by the OP.

Oga calm down. No one that doesn't want to take it will take it.

Please op continue let the nigerians see that it just doesn't make sense at the end.

Don't focus on the Penis. Don't put much attention to it. Just continue with romance, with time it will rise on its own.

You are simply nervous or afraid over it not rising or not able to last long, that is why it ain't rising.

Amen. These people are curse to manhood.

Women are made to be dicked. Dick your own and pass to ur neighbor.

These hoes knows that love doesn't exist.They believe that men are coming only for sex, just as we believe that they are coming for the money. Don't be the mugu to be sacrificed

Your wife is sex starved. Give her hot painful dicking and she will forever respect you.

For your younger brother, Make sure you do DNA test immediately baby drops. Confidence once had problem with her Serious boyfriend because of my dick. Women are easily emotionally attached when they receive good dicking

You can thank me later.

Dalu

realman42:
Please learn to be beneficial to the world

You could be beneficial to me by advicing a brother in need.

aimmoney9:
Check it on Jumia I ain't advertising I only give pple solution to their problem on nl, many pple know me for this....try it thank me later...

Okay, I will check it out first

Northernblood:
Eze ndi Ara

Could she be a witch?

Ahmback:
People can be funny sha

This is not funny bro. Put yourself in my shoe

Jayboi:
Bros. Just free the lady and move. It's better. Since you know what you want, just take a leave and damn whatever anyone would say. Act now and friendzone her. All your observations are correct 3xcept you want to date her out of Pity and konji urge which you will regret.

Thanks

I feel like dicking person wife

Danielkelly:
it would be a shame if you don't get rid off her.
You will be seen as weak.
Easy to manipulate and prideless. No that is not for a man like you you didn't come dis far to settle for less. Here a piece of advice. Use the same technique she using on you on her. E.g publicity, emotion, forcing will. For more details email me.

Email kwa

Beebah2000:
you don't need advice, you need serious deliverance ASAP!!!

Why did you say so?

Beebah2000:
Mtchewww

Advice needed please

SportsHD:
Psycho clout demon

I need an advice bro. Although it sounds shameful, but i had to endure and open this thread for it because I need advice now than ever

Nairalanders, please help me ask Judith what i did to her.Why is she stressing me like this?

I met this my gentle sister were i work She is also a junior worker. At a distance,She is a shy type that hardly talks. We connected quickly because she has lived long in Igbo land and can speak our language to an extent.

Small talk, she has already started getting emotional. Infact since last week till today, i have been receiving emotional messages from her at any slight conversation. Infact, I have been stylishly telling her that I am not into relationships. I even told her point blank that I don't believe in love(that it is scam.) Yet, she still have high hope that we will become life time partners, always telling her friends about me and our friendship...

Nairalanders help a brother out, my two problems with her is that

1. One day we were making up, i noticed that her breast is flaccid. Maybe something has entered into her stomach before

2. What kept other guys away from her till i came? If she is this easy, why haven't she been taken ?

How can I terminate this relationship which has generated so much publicity in our workplace and how do we cope seeing each other lashing other co-workers?

Serious advice only

Dalu

She drank Soo much sperm.

That is how my sperm nearly got Confidence pregnant after drinking lots of it.

The greediness of These pvssy creatures doesn't let them know when to stop engulfing things.

Pastor is Cumming to pray for us

Ofodirinwa:
the pressure on this website for the se to increase taxes is high lol. I hope the region doesn't comply to the ignorance

Funny enough, even Igbos does not understand the motiff of this news. But thank God that u smartly deciphered it.

aimmoney9:
Order VIMAX from Jumia and thank me later..
If you are an impotent or sterile man here on Nl buy it too you will be born again....

Vimax? That one sounds dangerous

Alawaxbimbex:
Help
I have withlow on my finger and it hurts a lot
I’ve dipped it inside hot eba but the pain is still there, I was even told to dip it inside hypo which I did but the pain hasn’t stopped

You shouldn't have allowed him ejaculate on your hands. Now, u are suffering your vanity alone.

Mercychen:
Them dey come advise you. No worry. .

This one pass me cos I'm not into that kinda thing for now.

Are u a virgin?

Skyview01:
Why don't you go BANG your mother. Ezi ohia!

I will ejaculate in ur mum and give u younger bro

Let me advice you.

Find the married woman picture or capture one in your brain. For maximum performance, Replace her body with Alexis Texas body in your memory.

Every morning, go to the bathroom and picture her in ur memory or phone, ejaculate two times with such picture. At office in the afternoon, do same 2 times and at night b4 you pray, do same and then ask God to forgive u.

Do this for as long as possible even if it costs ur life. It is better to die with dic.k in your hand than dic.k in the pvssy, no honor in that.

Dalu

Mercychen:
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww

As a Lady, advice me on this matter abeg