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Romance / Re: I Didn't Die Of Dog Infection, She Clears The Air (picture) by Scientists(m): 10:59pm On May 11, 2022
Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously cool speaking

This one na normal levels na, naxo I knack one that year, sotey she just dey fart anyhow even the squirt join the fart, Omo it was a blissful night of speaking in tongues for her even my landlord come hold meeting with me the following morning.


Lol. You be baba. My own, my new land lord is still monitoring me. Two things will be running in his mind.

He thinks i am a Yahoo boy, and he thinks i Will be a rival to him over his young wife. The man is really restless over a Pussy

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Romance / Re: I Didn't Die Of Dog Infection, She Clears The Air (picture) by Scientists(m): 10:51pm On May 11, 2022
Nerogaming01:


Person go dey whip, room go dey smell cry

I tire for Useless nigerian girls

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Romance / Re: I Didn't Die Of Dog Infection, She Clears The Air (picture) by Scientists(m): 10:45pm On May 11, 2022
Nerogaming01:
We knack doggy until she farted heavily. I angrily switched holes and started firing grin

You no well grin grin

Why would a lady fart when she is receiving doggy? It's not fair. That is how Siofra will be disturbing us with foul air after eating beans . angry angry

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Romance / I Didn't Die Of Dog Infection, She Clears The Air (picture) by Scientists(m): 10:35pm On May 11, 2022
undecided undecided


Based on the news that went Viral earlier, please disregard it as it is a fake news. My gf is still very much alive although she is currently in a hospital.

It all happened on Sunday during our sex romp. I never believed her wen she said she was not in the mood for doggy. After much persuasion, she agreed. We knack doggy until she farted heavily. I angrily switched holes and started firing.

After about 30 minutes, i noticed that she was loosing consciousness, so i quickly rushed her to the hospital where she has been since Sunday up till today.

The Rumor started spreading after my interview with the nurse where i made use of some words like "Doggy" "Anal" This made nurse conclude that my gf is infected with Doggy bacteria and it went Viral.

Please, i am not a doggy and my gf is still strong

Help. How can I clear my name and that of my Gf

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Romance / Re: Help, My Newly Married Muslim Wife Is Doing This During Ramadan. Graphic Pics by Scientists(m): 7:29am On Apr 13, 2022
Prevent:
Your wife is a muslim?.

And wait! How does the dog knew the **** belong to someone in the house?

The dog purposely brought it back wen i had visitors. Bad dog.

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Romance / Help, My Newly Married Muslim Wife Is Doing This During Ramadan. Graphic Pics by Scientists(m): 7:03am On Apr 13, 2022
angry angry angry



I married a Muslim lady last month, but thins has never been rosy as i thought. We just had sex only 2 times before the fasting started. Now i am suffering no doggy sex, no food, No Blow.job. I am not a Muslim and can't be why then am i suffering for what i don't know about.

Just yesterday, I found a intimacy gadget in my wives possession, i was very disappointed Sha but i had to throw it away. After all, my wife won't be bold to confront me about such shameful topic. This morning, our dog brought this back to our door step from near by bush in my fenced compound. Worst part is that i had about 4 visitors at home.

Help, i am depressed, My Visiting friends are now thinking that am a gay embarassed . A word of advice

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Family / Re: Please My Marriage ! Advice Please by Scientists(m): 1:54am On Mar 04, 2022
Have you tried Anal? Try giving her anal so as to prove that you are strong enough to withstand .

You don't know the power of good sex until u get one. I once spoke in tongues ontop of a woman. Good sex can go a long way in settling disputes. Pull out that stuff and do the needful

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Celebrities / Re: BREAKING: 95-year-old Queen Elizabeth Tests Positive For Covid-19 by Scientists(m): 1:44pm On Feb 20, 2022
Am sad. May she recover quick.

Does it mean that all these Corona vaccines are jokes?
Religion / Re: Christians And Muslims: Do You Believe In The Potency Of Black Magic? by Scientists(m): 8:52am On Feb 20, 2022
Black Magic exist.

I didn't believe until Judith manipulated my Dick for about 6 months. She gave me erectile dysfunction when am with other girls. It was a terrible experience that caused me lots of embarrassment.

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Crime / Re: US Coast Guard Seizes $1 Billion Worth Of Cocaine And Marijuana by Scientists(m): 8:17am On Feb 20, 2022
1 Billion dollars? Who go show me way to push drug. I just gats to push this shit once and my life will change undecided

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Pets / Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 9:06pm On Feb 18, 2022
Senomii:
Oga! For making me waste 4mb thunder go fire you!

I need advice now than ever
Pets / Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 6:54am On Feb 18, 2022
Akin0099:
Very Important

Pets / Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 6:47am On Feb 18, 2022
stamapro:
Your first cure, plug it. you are welcome

Please, i am seriously in need of help
Pets / Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 6:46am On Feb 18, 2022
horlahwaley:
.
What should I do now?
Politics / Re: Divorce Saga: Oyo Princess Yinka Balogun Breaks Amen Estate Couple's Home by Scientists(m): 10:15pm On Feb 17, 2022
She misses the dick. I can lend you mine.
Pets / Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 9:06pm On Feb 17, 2022
Northernblood5:
You need help

Yes o, i do.
Pets / Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 8:32pm On Feb 17, 2022
lilvicky68:
Epilepsy of the brain.. grin

Help
Pets / Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 8:32pm On Feb 17, 2022
Datboredberry:
grin

I followed you just to read threads such as this!

I love trolls that are funny! grin

Modified:

You stole this joke?! angry

And you live in Ughelli?

I didn't steal anything, i just need an advice.
Am living in Ughelli North
Pets / Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 8:27pm On Feb 17, 2022
KiNg0G:
mumu, that na facebook video

Which video?
Pets / Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 8:25pm On Feb 17, 2022
shocked shocked shocked


Beware, raining season is here
You won't understand the kind of joy overflowing in me right now.

I came back home this afternoon with my friend, due to i didn't cook in the morning, i quickly rushed out to buy some eggs so that i can prepare egg source for us to eat. On the way, it started raining heavily here in Ughelli. When i got home, i quickly removed my cloth in the varander and wore only boxers to the bathroom so as to dry myself. Getting there, my friend was in the bathroom trying to wash her legs. Well, the cold, rain and music built up a romantic Seren immediately.I tried to initiate sex but she refused because she was tired and i didn't press further, then she felt that she wasn't being nice and decided to suck my preek .
Well, she started but at some point, she suddenly stopped, i pulled out and bent down to ask her what is going on. She suddenly sat down on floor as if she is very weak. I rushed and started petting her, i carried her to keep her on the bed. The next thing, she started meowing like a cat right inside my ear. I quickly threw her away on my bed and started praying and speaking in tongues with my erect preek.

At a point, she moaned as if she was having headache and then opened eyes and become normal. I quickly cooked, we bother ate and i saw her off immediately. [/b]

Help Nairalanders, is it possible that i have been infected with Epilepsy. Can Epilepsy move through the dick?

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Politics / Re: Anambra Women Top List Of Contraceptives Users In Nigeria: Statistics Bureau by Scientists(m): 11:19pm On Feb 06, 2022
wink smiley
What about we sharp shooters?
Politics / Re: Anambra Women Top List Of Contraceptives Users In Nigeria: Statistics Bureau by Scientists(m): 11:18pm On Feb 06, 2022
MITCHELL96:
shocked How Genuine is their data ?


Omo!

Not Genuine
Romance / Re: What If Anti Christ Comes And Bans Mouth Gig(picture) by Scientists(m): 11:13am On Feb 06, 2022
doggedfighter:
Oh ,mouth gig is even of Christ and from Christ grin grin






Christ must like enjoyment. grin

Ewu. Na Mohammed enjoy am pass from 9 year old Aisha
Politics / Re: How To Solve The Hijab Crisis In Kwara by Scientists(m): 10:51pm On Feb 05, 2022
I remember Aishat back then i was in Secondary school. I will shift both pant and hijab throway one side and run my shit behind nursery school department of my school

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Romance / Re: What If Anti Christ Comes And Bans Mouth Gig(picture) by Scientists(m): 10:46pm On Feb 05, 2022
MufasaLion:
He ain't gonna do that.

grin grin grin

I don't really know his plans Sha but he should just should keep off our dick
Romance / Re: How Did You Meet Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Scientists(m): 10:44pm On Feb 05, 2022
I flashed my dick to her in a bus . You know women loves big thing wink
Romance / What If Anti Christ Comes And Bans Mouth Gig(picture) by Scientists(m): 10:41pm On Feb 05, 2022
shocked shocked shocked


Just imagine the kind of enjoyment i just received now. Meen. Wait o, he might even cut it off from all men sad sad sad

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Romance / Re: My Woman Transfers Aggression At Me While I'm Listening To Her by Scientists(m): 10:26pm On Feb 05, 2022
Why not transfer your Dick to her when she is explaining.
Just imagine pulling off and squizing it into her aggressive mouth. Woof wroof wroof mmmh mmmh mmmh wroof. Only that sound alone will drive away both aggressive and aggressed into a steamy gumy situation

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Romance / Re: Am worried: Things are falling apart in my house (sensitive picture). by Scientists(m): 10:56pm On Feb 03, 2022
Help. They have started again .
Romance / Re: Am worried: Things are falling apart in my house (sensitive picture). by Scientists(m): 8:20am On Feb 03, 2022
gistray:
Assassinate the person involved

Hmmm. Isn't that dangerous?
Romance / Re: Am worried: Things are falling apart in my house (sensitive picture). by Scientists(m): 7:21am On Feb 03, 2022
BuyAndSellStuff:


I'm curious as to what inspired your moniker.
Did you escape from a lab??

Help, should I chase them away or should I go and eat beans
Romance / Re: Am worried: Things are falling apart in my house (sensitive picture). by Scientists(m): 7:20am On Feb 03, 2022
Elianawalker:
What is with you guys and long sex?



Sex getting too long it becomes boring... How can you spend hours moving waist up and down. Is it a paid job?

Help me tell this guy

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